Post by: oohhboy on August 30, 2006, 06:00:09 AM
Confess your other shameful game purchases! From your confessions you shall be cleansed!
Post by: couchmonkey on August 30, 2006, 06:14:03 AM
I also bought this one guy's collection of NES games, many of which are horrible. I'd have to say Tag Team Wrestling takes the cake, in fact it's possibly the worst game I've ever played. Also hilarious from that collection:
- WWF Wrestling games x 2
- Total Recall
- Operation Rescue (actually kind of neat for a while)
Post by: KnowsNothing on August 30, 2006, 06:17:34 AM
I support scientology.
Post by: couchmonkey on August 30, 2006, 06:26:14 AM
Post by: Rhoq on August 30, 2006, 06:32:51 AM
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
I killed a man.
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen,
And I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar,
And I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain,
The guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar
Crashing down upon the center of the bed,
My father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy!
What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God Dammit Daddy!
You know I love you,
But you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock 'n Roll"
Post by: ShyGuy on August 30, 2006, 08:22:30 AM
Post by: mantidor on August 30, 2006, 09:07:38 AM
Post by: Crimm on August 30, 2006, 09:24:53 AM
N64:
Superman 64
South Park 64
Carmageddon 64
Aidyn Chronicles
NES:
Robin Hood: Prince of Theives
7up!
Yo! Noid!
Super Pitfall
Muppet Adventure
Post by: couchmonkey on August 30, 2006, 10:01:08 AM
Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on August 30, 2006, 10:54:23 AM
Post by: Rhoq on August 30, 2006, 11:23:08 AM
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!
I was hoping someone here would get "it".
Post by: IceCold on August 30, 2006, 08:32:44 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 30, 2006, 08:48:58 PM
Post by: oohhboy on August 30, 2006, 11:35:17 PM
Tom Cruise will be paying you a visit for your WEAKNESS!
Also killing a man doesn't count. You will have to fill in form 21B and mail it hell or the local U.S army recuitment office. your lack of skill will be made use of.
Post by: nitsu niflheim on August 31, 2006, 04:05:34 AM
Post by: ThePerm on August 31, 2006, 07:01:43 AM
i bought it again just to it would help complete my n64 collection...if done right i will have all the games i ever rented.
Post by: ThePerm on August 31, 2006, 07:02:56 AM
Post by: Ceric on August 31, 2006, 10:18:34 AM
Also I got Rhoq's Meatloaf reference and right now Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 31, 2006, 11:00:35 AM
Post by: ThePerm on August 31, 2006, 06:11:11 PM
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Originally posted by: Ceric I will be doing Bill
Post by: Ceric on August 31, 2006, 06:18:00 PM
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on August 31, 2006, 07:05:19 PM
Post by: Bill Aurion on August 31, 2006, 07:16:58 PM
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Originally posted by: Ceric
Ah taken out of context for the win... Well... Bill better be as cute as he advertises...
Oh, dear...
Post by: wandering on August 31, 2006, 07:45:14 PM
Post by: ThePerm on August 31, 2006, 10:02:13 PM
Post by: Svevan on August 31, 2006, 10:18:10 PM
Post by: wandering on August 31, 2006, 10:50:13 PM
Also on that list: Clocktower for playstation.
Post by: 18 Days on September 01, 2006, 01:30:59 AM
Also I own The Little Mermaid for Gameboy, Pocahontas too but honestly that game wasn't bad. What else? Oh yeah I own Fire Emblem on gamecube. It's terrible pretty much, I especially hate the children and blue haired characters.
Quest 64, or Holy Magic Century as it's named in respetable countries, isn't actually that bad. It's just so bland and mediocre in every way.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on September 01, 2006, 01:54:17 AM
- I thought Cruis'n USA was brilliant. Cruis'n World, not so much.
- Pokemon Channel is one of my favorite 'games' on GameCube.
- I prefer the Master System to the NES. BY FAR. TAKE THAT.
- I own an Atari Lynx with several games.
- I own an e-Reader.
- I own Bubsy 3D.
- I paid $100 for Sonic Heroes.
- I've thought about buying Digimon Rumble Arena 2 because it has Renamon in it.
- I enjoy Simple 2000 games.
Post by: oohhboy on September 01, 2006, 03:11:06 AM
I currently spend more money on Anime than on games.
More! MORE SINS TO FUEL THE FURNACE OF THE PS3!
Post by: couchmonkey on September 01, 2006, 06:06:01 AM
I sold Crystalis without ever finishing it.
I also gave up on Castlevania II and Super R-Type, but I don't really feel that bad about those.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on September 01, 2006, 06:47:30 AM
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Originally posted by: oohhboy
I currently spend more money on Anime than on games.
ETERNAL LOOK OF HORROR.
Post by: KnowsNothing on September 01, 2006, 08:08:51 AM
-I had a Ren and Stimpy game for the Genesis that I loved (and still do <3).
-I also had a Power Rangers side-scrollin' beat-em-up for the Genesis which is awesome, I like it more than that Final Fight crap.
-My N64 games are like a collection of failed mascots, Glover, Buck Bumble, Rocket, Gex etc. I love them all.
-I used to be a pretty big Madden and FIFA fan (actually World Cup '98 for the win, still is an awesome game)
-I got pretty far in FFVIII and thought it was fun.
-I don't really like Sonic, except for Sonic and Knuckles and Sonic 2. I've never beaten any Sonic game.
-I have a 32x for my genesis, although really I was like five when it came out and my grandma bought it for christmas
-Pikmin 2 sucks.
-I've had countless hours of fun with SSX Tricky and SSX3.
-I paid full price for Agent Under Fire and Spiderman lol
-I can't even play Partners in Time because I am consumed with boredom.
-I think the first two Zeruda games suck.
-SMB3 sucks. Actually no, I take it back. But I still don't really like it, I have as much fun playing SMB2.
-I pirate every PC game I can, as well as anime, roms, and music, and I don't care!
-I really liked Donkey Kong 64
-I hate goldeneye and perfect dark
-Metroid Prime 2 sucks
-QUEST 64 WAS FUN. I should download the rom lol play it again sometime.
-Dreamcast is the worst system ever and I feel $30 for the system and some games went to waste.
Uhh, there's probably more!
Post by: 18 Days on September 01, 2006, 08:11:52 AM
I downloaded a Sailor Moon RPG rom for SNES this one time and spent over an hour playing it.
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 01, 2006, 09:02:39 AM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 01, 2006, 11:08:45 AM
Post by: Ceric on September 01, 2006, 01:14:51 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on September 01, 2006, 01:18:14 PM
Post by: Smoke39 on September 01, 2006, 03:10:20 PM
Post by: KnowsNothing on September 01, 2006, 05:10:58 PM
But I could play SMW over and over and over again.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on September 01, 2006, 05:14:15 PM
Post by: nitsu niflheim on September 01, 2006, 05:17:56 PM
Post by: Infernal Monkey on September 01, 2006, 07:56:05 PM
Post by: IceCold on September 03, 2006, 05:26:11 PM
QuoteProof that KnowsNothing is, at best, someone who loves a franchise but can't beat a single game from it, and, at worst, a bald-faced liar.. I especially like thee "assuming they don't let you win by hold right the whole time" part, in light of recent revelations..
I don't really like Sonic, except for Sonic and Knuckles and Sonic 2. I've never beaten any Sonic game.
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Originally posted by: KnowsNothing - May 22, 2005
Wow, that just moved WAY up on my "Kill someone to get it if you have to" list. The 2D part looked awesome (that is, assuming they don't let you win by hold right the whole time :P
I give it:
QuoteDon't worry, Mario bought a PS2 for SSX
-I've had countless hours of fun with SSX Tricky and SSX3.
Yeah, I'm bitter because you don't like Pikmin 2 and SMB3. Bastard
Post by: KnowsNothing on September 03, 2006, 05:50:03 PM
Plus, in Sonic Rush you pretty much CAN hold right the entire time to win, until you get to, uhh, can't remember the world. Whatever. It's boring so I don't care.
Also, Pikmin 1 is one of the most fantasitc games ever made.
Post by: Smoke39 on September 03, 2006, 06:15:35 PM
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Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
Plus, in Sonic Rush you pretty much CAN hold right the entire time to win, until you get to, uhh, can't remember the world. Whatever. It's boring so I don't care.
You can? Is that why I'm so terrible at that game? I try to jump and stuff.
Post by: Ceric on September 03, 2006, 07:38:05 PM
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Originally posted by: Smoke39
I thought New Super Mario Bros. was lame.
Second and I bought it at launch...
Post by: couchmonkey on September 05, 2006, 08:04:58 AM
I have Carmen Sandiego and the Secret of the Stolen Drums!
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 05, 2006, 10:05:52 AM
Post by: oohhboy on September 05, 2006, 03:32:07 PM
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Originally posted by: oohhboy
Your lack of shame disgusts me. Satan shall be pleased.
I currently spend more money on Anime than on games.
More! MORE SINS TO FUEL THE FURNACE OF THE PS3!
I have rectified this situation buy buying Tales of Symphonia. But I have yet to be forgiven!
Maybe because I didn't buy it from Monaco! The spawn of the antichrist!
Post by: vudu on September 12, 2006, 11:40:45 AM
QuoteAs soon as I opened this thread I thought about my copy of Quest 64. I can't believe so many of you people like it. Send me $3 for shipping and I'll mail it to you. I'll even throw in a free copy of War Gods. I have the boxes, manuals, Nintendo Power inserts and even the original plastic bags that the cartridges came wrapped in.
Originally posted by: Svevan
I am a HUGE fan of Quest 64. /confession
I also own a (used) copy of Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt for SNES. The game actually wasn't that bad, but it was full of cheap deaths and impossible to finish levels. Bill should make a video review.
Post by: decoyman on September 12, 2006, 12:25:10 PM
It's a sidescrolling platformer, and you're this guy with a hawk, and you have to find these 8 jewels to Save the Land! The hawk was actually pretty cool, because it could be controlled by a 2nd player, and could clear out other platform levels before the fragile and vulnerable guy character had to climb a ladder and get his butt kicked by them. The bird only had one attack if I remember correctly - Dive - down+B or something... Man, that game was tough. But fun!
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 12, 2006, 12:27:04 PM
Post by: Arbok on September 12, 2006, 02:36:43 PM
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Originally posted by: Svevan
I am a HUGE fan of Quest 64. /confession
Same, I enjoyed that game a lot too... was also sad when the sequel got canned (seems I was the only one... ;_; ).
Post by: Athrun Zala on September 12, 2006, 07:09:27 PM
"look! bats! let's fight! .... they have Level 3 water magic???? Oh shi--"
not to mentions the times I got stuck against the wall with that "marvelous" octogonal area....
Post by: Crimm on September 12, 2006, 07:54:20 PM
