Post by: Zach on August 15, 2006, 05:34:30 AM
This is Kent Brockman, from the Town hall where the first vote took place. The decision last night was clear, the one known as 18 days needs to die. There was some concern as to the identity of the person who was almost unanimously hated by all of the townspeople. Some said that 18 days was so dangerous that the mayor would make sure she wasn’t the suicide bomber they all feared. Others were concerned that 18 days may have armed herself with bombs knowing full well that she would probably be the first to die.
The vote came in, and 18 days’ fate seemed sealed, but just then she bolted, leaving only those who voted for her to chase her all around the town hall until they trapped her in a corner. 18 days let out a loud belch, and opened her coat to reveal hundreds of duff bottles which then blew up, killing Barney and all pursuers. Not to mention a major piece of the town hall. The last thing anybody heard before the explosion was “DUFFMAN….OH NO!!”
Those who died chasing 18 days are as follows:
Ceric: Lisa Simpson
Stevey: Simpson mafia member
Stabby: Maggie simpson
The Rat: Chief Wiggum
UncleBob: Townie
The most tragic of all these deaths was poor little Maggie Simpson. She had a name on a piece of paper in her hand, but it was destroyed in the explosion. Possibly she was going to give this person a gift. But sadly we shall never know what her true intentions were.
Also, without his sister, poor bart has had to learn how to work alone.
It was suspected that the Simpson group would try to take someone out tonight. Unfortunately Homer FORGOT TO READ THE RULES where it says the godfather needs to send me the hit AND THE HENCHMAN MAKING IT, which is essential should the mob hit someone who is protected, or if the henchman is investigated by Moe (or before today, if the mob hit Barney).
Here we go again with these votes, after yesterday the people are becoming worried, and not sure if this is the best idea, but they all agreed to do it, and they plan to see this through, even with a giant hole in the town hall.
Post by: couchmonkey on August 15, 2006, 05:46:04 AM
*Sideshow Bob writes a letter*
Dearest Pale,
Thank you kindly for bringing the possibility that 18 Days was Barney Gumble to my attention. I was nearly on the bandwagon until I heard that. How was your vacation in Provence?
Cheerfully yours,
Robert U. Terwilliger
Post by: Dasmos on August 15, 2006, 05:47:09 AM
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on August 15, 2006, 05:57:08 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on August 15, 2006, 06:02:03 AM
VENDETTA TYP!!!!
*edit: reserves right to change 80% comical vote later*
Post by: animecyberat on August 15, 2006, 06:34:12 AM
Post by: stevey on August 15, 2006, 06:46:02 AM
Post by: Pale on August 15, 2006, 06:49:48 AM
Post by: Zach on August 15, 2006, 06:52:58 AM
Other than that, everything is random.
Also, I consulted with Dr. Hibbert. Your dead. So are you rat, this thread is for the living.
Post by: Pale on August 15, 2006, 06:54:10 AM
VOTE VUDU
Post by: blackfootsteps on August 15, 2006, 07:29:58 AM
Post by: WindyMan on August 15, 2006, 08:10:56 AM
I have a theory...
Post by: Athrun Zala on August 15, 2006, 08:34:57 AM
but in any case I'll refrain from voting as of now....maybe later if there are a lot of votes against me.....or something like that...
Post by: vudu on August 15, 2006, 09:26:25 AM
Also, WTF? Who makes the Rat the cop? That's just retarded.
Pale, what's your new system? If I recall, your old system was crap.
Post by: Pale on August 15, 2006, 09:30:24 AM
Post by: decoyman on August 15, 2006, 09:56:56 AM
(Wille drives up in Duchess, pitchfork in one hand and an empty whiskey bottle in the other, looking characteristically riled up AND drunk) Ach, LADS, ye've gat to be mar carful with yer votes! Et's lak some sart oov record, what with the investigator meetin 'is untahmly demise right at the start. And a wee babe too. A Wee Babe! Ah cannae believe it.
(Looking upset and still drunk, Wille weaves his tractor dangerously across the street and into someone's backyard before disappearing)
Post by: vudu on August 15, 2006, 10:03:05 AM
QuoteWho was he?
Originally posted by: Pale
The Rat wasn't actually the Rat...
And you didn't answer my question about your system being crap.
Post by: couchmonkey on August 15, 2006, 10:04:57 AM
Post by: Pale on August 15, 2006, 10:52:21 AM
Post by: Zach on August 15, 2006, 11:03:41 AM
Post by: vudu on August 15, 2006, 11:07:25 AM
QuoteYes it is, cheater. We have a lot of suspects on this board. Probably wandering, though.
Originally posted by: Pale
Now, admittedly I can look at IP addresses so I cheat, but is it really that hard to figure out? /sigh
Also, you've dodged the question about your system for the second time. That's enough to make you suspicious in my book. VOTE PALE
Post by: decoyman on August 15, 2006, 11:21:09 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: wandering in the sign-up thread
Hey, guys. I think I might have to skip this one. But I'm sure someone can fill my place.....
*whistles and walks off*
Next post was by "animecyberat" lol
I believe this is what might in some circles be considered decisive evidence!
(Wille suddenly coughs and looks around surprised) "Ach, where am eh?"
Post by: vudu on August 15, 2006, 11:37:34 AM
Post by: Garnee on August 15, 2006, 11:44:05 AM
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Originally posted by: blackfootsteps
Get out of here Zombie freaks.
Vote Garnee for now.
Oh, so we're gonna play this game?
Vote Blackfootsteps
Post by: blackfootsteps on August 15, 2006, 02:39:19 PM
Post by: NuclearSpeed on August 15, 2006, 03:29:11 PM
Oh, I'm so lonely,
Since my baby left me.
I got no money,
And nothing is free.
Oh, I've been so alone
Since the day I was born.
All I got is this rusty,
This rusty old horn.
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on August 15, 2006, 03:51:42 PM
Post by: nickmitch on August 15, 2006, 05:15:49 PM
Post by: Khushrenada on August 15, 2006, 06:41:40 PM
VOTE ATHRUN ZALA
Post by: decoyman on August 15, 2006, 06:48:29 PM
VOTE ATHRUN.
edit: Ach, lad!
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 15, 2006, 06:48:35 PM
Vote Arthrun
Post by: Zach on August 15, 2006, 07:01:43 PM
You have voted off Athrun Zala.
Post by: Pryopizm on August 15, 2006, 08:35:00 PM
