Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: wandering on June 22, 2006, 11:48:19 PM
Title: Bunnies arn't very good at soccer
Post by: wandering on June 22, 2006, 11:48:19 PM
...But they can DANCE!
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Post by: KDR_11k on June 23, 2006, 09:44:00 AM
My father says bunnies are good for nothing and he wants to slaughter them! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Post by: Pale on June 23, 2006, 09:52:03 AM
I demand proof of their dancing ability.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on June 23, 2006, 10:02:19 AM
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Post by: couchmonkey on June 23, 2006, 11:32:31 AM
You know, bunnies are slowly taking over my city. They seem to live almost anywhere - even in parking lots. I blame it on either:
1. People not letting their kitties outdoors anymore (although a kitty and a bunny is a pretty even match unless it's a baby bunny) or 2. Rapid growth of the city, displacing animals straight into the suburbs (there are deer and coyotes appearing more often in the city too) or 3. This post isn't funny. The bunnies have won!
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Post by: KnowsNothing on June 23, 2006, 03:49:26 PM
There are more bunnies around here too. And theyre losing their fear of humans, I've gotten within five feet of many of them.
Then I flip out and chase them and yell at them, cause if they lose their fear of humans and grow in numbers, they could INVADE and TAKE OVER. I need to make them FEAR US. But I can't do it alone!
WHO'S WITH ME?
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Post by: please let me in, please on June 23, 2006, 05:19:16 PM
I guess ill be with you. All my unfunny jokes would kill them.
Oh, my brother killed a bunny once. Took out a bee bee gun, and shot it in the stomach 3 times, then in the eye twice.
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Post by: King of Twitch on June 23, 2006, 06:35:27 PM
Oddly enough there are lots of possums around here and it's not exactly a backwoods noman's land. i also learned it's against the law to kill them so I just cut off their limbs when I catch them instead.
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Post by: Pale on June 23, 2006, 06:50:09 PM
Man i hope you guys are kidding...
Killing / fatally injuring animals is not cool.
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Post by: KDR_11k on June 23, 2006, 09:11:13 PM
Oh come on, their limbs aren't vital organs. They just need to get other possums to supply them with food and they'll live. I mean, humans can do it and Peta always tells me animals are better than humans.
I wouldn't worry about bunny overpopulation, that's self regulating: Two years ago we had a bunny overpopulation and as a result the bunny plague broke out and killed most of them. Bunnies are weak. And they're annoying if they get under the lawnmower.
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Post by: please let me in, please on June 24, 2006, 05:24:58 AM
Hey Pale, I didnt kill it. I have nothing against bunnies or any animals for that matter. It was my brother.
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Post by: ShyGuy on June 24, 2006, 06:48:56 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Pale Man i hope you guys are kidding...
Killing / fatally injuring animals is not cool.
Yet you've killed plenty of animals as Death in AC Mafia... Hypocrisy!
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Post by: wandering on June 25, 2006, 12:14:18 AM
Quote 1. People not letting their kitties outdoors anymore (although a kitty and a bunny is a pretty even match unless it's a baby bunny)
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Post by: oohhboy on June 25, 2006, 12:43:06 AM
I am suprised that farmers don't run bunny hunting expeditions. I would pay money for bullets and a gun just to shoot them all day on a farm so I can leave a circle of corpses. Mind you though quite a few years ago there were so many of them that the ground moved.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 26, 2006, 05:42:36 AM
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Post by: KDR_11k on June 26, 2006, 05:47:02 AM
Or they can grow to unusual size and terrorize the countryside in the UK.
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Post by: ShyGuy on June 26, 2006, 09:12:05 AM
From Anya's bunny song in Buffy the muscial
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anywa - y? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
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Post by: UncleBob on June 26, 2006, 09:39:49 AM
Quote Originally posted by: wandering
Quote 1. People not letting their kitties outdoors anymore (although a kitty and a bunny is a pretty even match unless it's a baby bunny)
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Post by: UncleBob on December 30, 2006, 01:56:55 PM
Wasn't there supposed to be a third one of these?
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Post by: Crimm on December 30, 2006, 03:55:52 PM
All animals I catch have their limbs removed and replaced with cybernetic implants.
Then they are released into the wild.
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Post by: segagamer12 on January 02, 2007, 06:26:11 AM
I hate rabbits, I shoot them when I see them. killing pests is not cruel its the same as killing spiders, its a part of life.
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Post by: Spak-Spang on January 03, 2007, 12:37:56 PM
People used to Eat Bunnies when men were MEN.
Now, Bunnies and Rabbits are too cute to eat. They just multiply and multiply...and really we just need a good shotgun or two....not plungers.
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Post by: KDR_11k on January 03, 2007, 09:52:47 PM
Don't worry, once their population gets big enough they'll catch the bunny plague and die. That's what happened in my town. I'm glad I didn't have the garbage collection job at the time. Mmmmh, collecting dead bunnies...
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Post by: 18 Days on January 03, 2007, 10:35:20 PM
Quote Originally posted by: segagamer12 I hate rabbits, I shoot them when I see them. killing pests is not cruel its the same as killing spiders, its a part of life.
While I strongly support the hunting of rabbits and other large vermin, I reject your comparison of them to our arachnid friends. I hope for your murderous ways you are attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes, contract malaria and die.
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Post by: Plugabugz on January 04, 2007, 02:55:22 AM
Quote Originally posted by: KDR_11k Or they can grow to unusual size and terrorize the countryside in the UK.
They are called foxes. Screaming like monkeys, doing "stuff" on parked cars and leaving poo in the front door of people's homes.
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Post by: KDR_11k on January 05, 2007, 07:41:07 AM
I think you missed the news story I was referring to... Or forgot because that was quite a while ago.
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Post by: wandering on January 11, 2007, 02:50:01 PM
Quote Originally posted by: segagamer12 I hate rabbits, I shoot them when I see them. killing pests is not cruel its the same as killing spiders, its a part of life.
You kill spiders?
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Post by: segagamer12 on January 11, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
dude I HATE spiders with a passion.
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Post by: wandering on January 11, 2007, 04:19:18 PM
How could you? They're so cute.
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Post by: Plugabugz on January 11, 2007, 10:35:02 PM
SATISFY THE ITCH.
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Post by: UncleBob on July 15, 2009, 03:26:53 AM