Post by: stevey on June 14, 2006, 10:48:28 AM
. There is a $123,000 reward if their found! Even though this is really bad for nintendo maybe nintendo will finnaly learn to release colors in the us so this short of thing wont happen...
Post by: please let me in, please on June 14, 2006, 10:51:45 AM
Post by: Caliban on June 14, 2006, 11:06:26 AM
Post by: please let me in, please on June 14, 2006, 11:15:35 AM
( hey, caliban, can i have a ds lite?)
Post by: Rhoq on June 14, 2006, 11:16:54 AM
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Originally posted by: Caliban
It was me.
I've got a Ben Franklin with your name on it. Hook me up.
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 14, 2006, 11:24:51 AM
Post by: please let me in, please on June 14, 2006, 11:27:05 AM
Caliban looks up from his game hes playing on his lite.
Caliban: "No."
Please let me in, Please begins to cry, whine, then runs out the house, into the street, takes a bus for miles till he gets to nintendo of america.
Iwata: "Yes little boy? You said you had big news. What is it?"
Please let me in, Please stops crying and sucking his thumb, grabs his teddy bear and plays innocent kid.
Please let me in, Please : " The mean bad old Caliban took the lites from you mister. What should we do? goo goo gah gah."
Iwata laughed for minutes on end, so hard he choked for a second. Regaining himself, he looked over to the boy.
Iwata: " Simple, flames erupted in his eyes as he began, WE WILL LOCATE HIM, SHOOT HIM, THEN FEAST ON HIS REMAINS!!!!!!"
He then pressed a secret button, and was sucked up into a compartment above the building. Out the window, Please let me in, Please saw a giant powerranger ship fly off to Calibans house, and then a nuclear explosion.
Next, he saw the ship fly back in the same direction, suddenly stopping in front of the window. A giant hand crashed through it, nearly knocking glass on Please let me in, Please and then it opened up to revail; a ds lite.
Post by: Strell on June 14, 2006, 11:45:02 AM
We're going to hear reports a masked man single handed beat up several pirates, ninjas, and pirate ninjas in his pursuit of recovering Nintendo's property.
Post by: IceCold on June 14, 2006, 12:34:07 PM
QuoteI think it means "leave luck to heaven" or something like that..
"Nintendo" was translated into "No matter what the heaven" by babelfish, so if nothing else good comes of this, I at least found a new favorite phrase.
Post by: vudu on June 14, 2006, 12:47:06 PM
Post by: Avinash_Tyagi on June 14, 2006, 12:57:37 PM
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 14, 2006, 01:14:00 PM
Post by: Ian Sane on June 14, 2006, 02:11:14 PM
Post by: Caliban on June 14, 2006, 02:45:31 PM
Post by: Chozo Ghost on June 14, 2006, 04:22:46 PM
Post by: Kairon on June 14, 2006, 04:30:49 PM
~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Post by: TMW on June 14, 2006, 04:32:38 PM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2006, 05:50:41 PM
Post by: Kairon on June 14, 2006, 06:01:24 PM
~Carmine M. Red
Kairon@aol.com
Post by: Mario on June 14, 2006, 07:22:11 PM
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Originally posted by: Chozo Ghost
I suspect the hand of Sony in this.
Me too.
Post by: UncleBob on June 14, 2006, 07:24:30 PM
Post by: Athrun Zala on June 14, 2006, 07:55:04 PM
Quoteheh, me three......
Originally posted by: MarioQuote
Originally posted by: Chozo Ghost
I suspect the hand of Sony in this.
Me too.
such is the power of the sexiness of the DSL.....
Post by: Requiem on June 14, 2006, 08:11:06 PM
However, that sucks ass for all those people who wanted a black DS.
Post by: UncleBob on June 14, 2006, 08:13:04 PM
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Originally posted by: Requiem
I'm sure Nintendo has insurance, so its not really big deal...
However, that sucks ass for all those people who wanted a black DS.
Well, not *all* of them... One of those people is a very happy person right now.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2006, 08:19:16 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on June 14, 2006, 10:44:58 PM
Overall it sounds like Nintendo still suffers loses from piracy.
EDIT: Waitaminute! That explains why today it's relatively cool outside.
Post by: Michael8983 on June 14, 2006, 11:31:09 PM
Sony would.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2006, 11:37:48 PM
Quoteyou mean "shipped" cause Sony doesn't report "sold" numbers
Originally posted by: Michael8983
Nintendo should just count them as "sold".
Sony would.
"Nintendo should just count them as "shipped". Sony would" <--statement fixed
Post by: Terranigma Freak on June 15, 2006, 05:15:41 AM
Post by: couchmonkey on June 15, 2006, 09:35:39 AM
If Sony is really desperate enough to steal Nintendo's shipments, then Nintendo has nothing to worry about.
Post by: Shecky on June 15, 2006, 01:31:57 PM
Post by: Strell on June 15, 2006, 02:00:27 PM
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Originally posted by: Michael8983
Nintendo should just count them as "sold".
Sony would.
LMAO
Post by: Ian Sane on June 15, 2006, 02:42:31 PM
Post by: Artimus on June 15, 2006, 03:03:17 PM
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Originally posted by: Shecky
Should have used FedEx...
Now that deserves a cookie.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on June 15, 2006, 04:38:41 PM
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Originally posted by: Ian Sane
I just thought of something regarding the whole "count them as sales" joke. Logically this DS units are going to end up in the hands of someone, right? So don't they count as part of the userbase? When Sony gives us their shipped numbers those aren't reflective of the userbase because they're on a shelf. But some people will eventually own these DS's and thus could be considered as potential game buyers.
You know, you have a point. Maybe Nintendo should count them as part of their userbase
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Post by: KDR_11k on June 16, 2006, 02:29:18 AM
Post by: UncleBob on June 16, 2006, 05:44:30 AM
I think stevey did it.
Post by: IceCold on June 17, 2006, 09:22:06 PM
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on June 17, 2006, 10:59:20 PM
Post by: KDR_11k on June 18, 2006, 07:17:43 AM
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on June 18, 2006, 10:39:58 AM
Post by: KDR_11k on June 19, 2006, 03:17:38 AM
Post by: Smash_Brother on June 19, 2006, 08:17:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: Ian Sane But some people will eventually own these DS's and thus could be considered as potential game buyers.
Unlike the PSP, the DS is best used as a game machine and not a hacking tool, meaning that, if someone buys one illegally or otherwise, then they HAVE to buy games for it.
...Unless there are 17,692 people out there who consider pictochat a "killer app".
Oh, and Lik-sang did it.
Remember when I joked about a DS game called "Import Agent" where you played as the "procurement agent" for import services like Lik-sang and play Asia and that your job was to procure as many DSLites as possible and then escape from the angry crowds with them?
Yeah, in the sequel, you apparently hijack trucks full of Nintendo products.
