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Title: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: thepoga on April 30, 2006, 08:59:15 PM
I can't wait for hands on Wii impressions!  
Title: RE:Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: Dasmos on May 01, 2006, 03:00:54 AM
This is a funny thread. I congradulate you on you efforts to bring humour to the forums, like none have ever seen. I don't feel it is just me who feels this way either, but I find Wii, and nearly all jokes related to the name Wii humourous. Over the last couple of days we have seen many Wii jokes come and go, some bad, some mind-blowingly good (such as yours). I have not, and may never, get tired of the jokes. There was something about your joke, though. It just tickled me in places unknown, places un-explored, places that I hope one day will be tickled in the same manner again. Hopefully this will be when you post again, but alas, I think that anything else you type may pale in comparison to your initial joke concerning Wii.

Maybe the next time I will be tickled,in my "spot", will be the unveiling of Nintendo's next console name. Maybe it will be "Pou", or perhaps "Yourin". Who knows? But whatever the next humourous Nintendo name, that can be made into fine, mature jokes, I don't think I will ever be tickled the same. For you see, up until 12, maybe 13 minutes ago, I had never been tickled. Yes, I was a virgin, a tickle virgin. Thanks for taking my virginity thepoga, keep it in a safe place.

Yes, I am very bored...
Title: RE: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: Zach on May 01, 2006, 02:55:47 PM
Dasmos, if you would like, I could come over an play with your wii, would that tickle you??
Title: RE:Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: thepoga on May 01, 2006, 07:11:02 PM
From today's News: SNK and Nintendo, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-wii.  
Title: RE: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: ThePerm on May 01, 2006, 10:43:14 PM
i bet your moms would like to play with my wii, we could have some freehand fun
Title: RE:Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 01, 2006, 11:52:54 PM
I'm sorry but this made me laugh, but only cause its soo stupid

Nintendo Wii
Title: RE:Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: King of Twitch on May 02, 2006, 12:21:41 PM
E3 News, LOS ANGELES -- "Nintendo's New 'Wii' Set To Bring Gamers Together For Full Market Penetration and Disruption, Says Iwata"
Title: RE:Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: thepoga on May 02, 2006, 04:52:17 PM
From IceCold talking about a dictionary application for Wii. "Wow, I just had a revelation..

Wii DIC: Further extending your vocabulary.. '

Haha.

What sort of applications are there going to be on Wii?
Title: RE: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 03, 2006, 02:56:17 AM
NINTENDO WILL ANNOUNCE A NAME CHANGE AT E3 THEY WILL CALL IT JIZZ

EVERYONE WILL BE SURPISED, "THAT IS SLANG FOR SPERM HAHA"

REGGIE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE POWER JIZZ

THERE WILL BE LOTS OF DEATH THAT DAY
Title: RE: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: thepoga on May 03, 2006, 06:06:11 PM
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=16568
Nintendo UK David Yarton says funny things.
Ya know, though I still think Wii is a bad decision, I DO like saying Wiimote.  
Title: RE: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: mantidor on May 03, 2006, 09:02:40 PM
Poor guy, just imagine having to market it in the UK, a place where Nintendo isnt really doing well at all, with such reference engraved in everyone's minds.

I dont like how it sounds like "weak" also, not a very good reference, but not as obvius thankfully.

I like to pretend I know german though, because the name sounds better that way.
Title: RE: Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 04, 2006, 06:56:31 AM
Well NoE has been pretty edgy with their DS advertising, dog crap, vomit, death. Just have some guy pissing in a mug at a pub. I mean, that's what British beer is am i rite.

MATURE. WII.
Title: RE:Wii Puns of Mass Destruction (A collection of Wii jokes!)
Post by: wandering on May 04, 2006, 08:33:20 PM
Hey, I wonder if the name change will be reported in Entertainment Wiikly. HAR DEE HAR HAR.

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
I'm sorry but this made me laugh, but only cause its soo stupid

Nintendo Wii

Reminds me of Thumb Wars....