Post by: wandering on March 26, 2006, 08:17:05 PM
“What do you see?” asked the boy.
“Blood. Murder. Betrayal. The feasting on man’s flesh as they approach the dark twilight of their last remaining days on earth,” said the mushroom.
The boy smiled. “Sounds like fun. What do you will of me?”
The bioluminescent mushroom twinkled in thought. “Things are progressing far too slowly. We need help.”
The boy frowned. “I’ve been killing several people a day. Yesterday I killed five!”
“You’ve been doing an excellent job," The mushroom said, reasuringly. "But time is running out. I’m the only one who can turn you back into a mushroom. And when that happens, do you want to become a…a pizza topping?”
The boy looked at his feet. “No.”
“Of course not. I only have several hundred years left. And you are already 17 of their years old. We need help.”
“What should I do?”
The mushroom turned slightly blue in relief. “Are you aware of this thing the humans call…mafia?”
“Yes,” the boy said.
“Good. We’ll need their help to set up a meeting with Ken Kutaragi.”
The boy gave a faint smile. “Tell me what to do.”
The mushroom chuckled to himself. He wasn't chuckling because the impending slaughter of the citizens of Wheresville, Transylvania was funny. Though it was. He was chuckling because the humans would blame their most horrible misfortune on the vampires and werewolves...when the real culprits would, as always, be the humans themselves.
I’ve been given the go-ahead by Pryopizm. Game starts the Wednesday after next (April 5). Sign up in this thread before Monday.
Post by: ShyGuy on March 26, 2006, 08:25:48 PM
Post by: wandering on March 26, 2006, 08:35:17 PM
Post by: Toruresu on March 27, 2006, 04:58:45 AM
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 27, 2006, 05:21:39 AM
I'll die in the first day.
Post by: MaryJane on March 27, 2006, 05:27:04 AM
Post by: UncleBob on March 27, 2006, 07:22:10 AM
Post by: vudu on March 27, 2006, 08:51:39 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on March 27, 2006, 10:27:45 AM
Werewolves are vastly superior to those steriotypical gothic bloodsuckers, btw.
Post by: ShyGuy on March 27, 2006, 10:46:11 AM
Edit: Are there going to be special rules about the dead talking? Since Vampires are dead already...
Post by: vudu on March 27, 2006, 10:57:11 AM
Post by: stevey on March 27, 2006, 11:23:39 AM
and I going to try not to be stupid like last game
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 27, 2006, 11:33:38 AM
Totally. Vampires are lame and unnervingly homoerotic in many cases.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 27, 2006, 12:01:37 PM
we should do Care Bears vs. Smurfs, that would be some real action
Oh and sign me up too
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on March 27, 2006, 01:30:35 PM
Post by: nickmitch on March 27, 2006, 02:35:13 PM
Let's rock baby, yeah!!
Post by: Dasmos on March 27, 2006, 02:56:57 PM
QuoteI do agree with vudu though, the roles should be at random.
Originally posted by: vudu
But you better assign roles at random. Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse? That would help a lot.
Post by: Pale on March 27, 2006, 03:44:32 PM
Post by: animecyberrat on March 27, 2006, 04:14:30 PM
Anywasy considering how unpopular I am I guess Ill play to so sign me up/.
Post by: Pryopizm on March 27, 2006, 05:12:56 PM
Post by: blackfootsteps on March 27, 2006, 07:32:39 PM
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Originally posted by: Pryopizm
What is this Mafia? How do you play? I guess I'll try it.
Same post... except for the fact that I really dont know what I'm doing!
Post by: IceCold on March 27, 2006, 08:26:02 PM
We're milking the franchise
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 27, 2006, 08:46:56 PM
Post by: wandering on March 27, 2006, 10:24:44 PM
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I'm in. But you better assign roles at random. Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse? That would help a lot.
Role assignments will be random. Special requests will be ignored. Special tribute will not be paid.
And no, I don't have mod privileges. In a game that relies as much on the integrity of it's players as this one does, I don't think the lack of ability to lock threads and such will be any big deal. Though, if a mod wants to give me special mod powers, I probably won't abuse them horribly...
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Umm.. OK.
We're milking the franchise
That's an 'I'm in', right?
I secretly agree, but I wanted to get one in before E3. Also, I believe the gap between the last one and this one is wider than the gap beteen the one before last and last.
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What is this Mafia? How do you play? I guess I'll try it.
hooray!
Post by: Pryopizm on March 28, 2006, 01:26:05 AM
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I secretly agree, but I wanted to get one in before E3. Also, I believe the gap between the last one and this one is wider than the gap beteen the one before last and last.
I blame that on Bill's Spring Break. Normally, I would've waited much longer, but he was all, "ZOMG! I can play on spring break!"
"When's that?"
"Now! LOLZ!"
Post by: Pale on March 28, 2006, 05:05:13 AM
That isn't a joke.
;P
Post by: vudu on March 28, 2006, 07:26:41 AM
Post by: Sir_Stabbalot on March 28, 2006, 09:27:06 AM
Post by: MaryJane on March 28, 2006, 10:20:05 AM
I love vampires especially female ones, If i was a vampire I'd only bite chicks, eh i might bite a guy if he pissed me off, but for the sake of pleasure, and the fact that i think sucking blood is hot... vampires all the way. i'm a biter (i wish i knew how to do all the cool smiley's damn i'm lame) hehehe yes i do mean in the sack
Post by: stevey on March 28, 2006, 11:19:39 AM
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 28, 2006, 06:00:19 PM
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Originally posted by: MaryJane
Someone had to mention vampires were homoerotic in most cases??
i'm a biter hehehe yes i do mean in the sack
I think I speak for all men here when I hold my sack and say "STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME"
Post by: vudu on March 29, 2006, 08:05:21 AM
QuoteI'd just like to point out that Bill hasn't even signed up.
I blame that on Bill's Spring Break. Normally, I would've waited much longer, but he was all, "ZOMG! I can play on spring break!"
Post by: MaryJane on March 29, 2006, 08:58:47 AM
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1Quote
Originally posted by: MaryJane
Someone had to mention vampires were homoerotic in most cases??
i'm a biter hehehe yes i do mean in the sack
I think I speak for all men here when I hold my sack and say "STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME"
lmao let go of your sack i meant i bite girls
Post by: vudu on March 29, 2006, 09:01:50 AM
Post by: Pryopizm on March 29, 2006, 03:43:46 PM
As for killing me on day one. . .
That's a bannable offense.
Post by: animecyberrat on March 29, 2006, 03:50:03 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on March 30, 2006, 12:34:18 AM
Post by: Mario on March 30, 2006, 02:11:25 AM
Post by: wandering on March 31, 2006, 12:14:38 AM
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Edit: Are there going to be special rules about the dead talking? Since Vampires are dead already...
Not really. Once vampires/werewolves are dispatched of in the usual fashions (stakes/silver bullets), there's no more talking for them.
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Wait, hold on... Both Vampires and Werewolves can create new vamps/wolves by biting a foe but not killing them... Will this be reflected in this mafia game?
As you can see in the roles list...yes.
QuoteQuoteI'd just like to point out that Bill hasn't even signed up.
I blame that on Bill's Spring Break. Normally, I would've waited much longer, but he was all, "ZOMG! I can play on spring break!"
Pryo was talking about Mafia III, I believe.
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Bill is a meddler! Perhaps he could be given an official role for this round?
Perhaps indeed.
Post by: wandering on March 31, 2006, 09:01:15 PM
edit: make that Monday at 11:59pm EST
Also, while the game will begin on Wednesday, it will not begin on Wednesday, April 6th. Because there is no Wednesday, April 6th.
Post by: MysticGohan on April 01, 2006, 10:09:44 AM
Post by: wandering on April 01, 2006, 10:18:53 PM
Seriously though. Good luck with the surgery, man.
Post by: MysticGohan on April 01, 2006, 10:34:07 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL OF CREATION< GET ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!!! Hospital food can be deadly
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on April 01, 2006, 11:02:14 PM
Post by: wandering on April 02, 2006, 09:12:54 PM
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Gall Bladder removal is such a pain,
Oh. Ouch. All the best.
Post by: MysticGohan on April 02, 2006, 10:15:11 PM
Just don't trash bag me, I may be back on Thursday, but I don't know what shape I'll be in.
Post by: wandering on April 04, 2006, 06:30:06 AM
Roles will be assigned shortly. If you don't receive a role, you are a townie. If you have a role, if could confirm your role with me before the game starts wednesday morning, that'd be swell.
Post by: wandering on April 04, 2006, 11:27:48 PM
I guess it's a little late to expect role confirmations before the game starts tomorrow morning...so please just get those in whenever you can.
