Post by: ThePerm on March 24, 2006, 02:20:14 PM
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Post by: IceCold on March 24, 2006, 03:22:00 PM
QuoteTRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF EQUALITIES, BITCHES!
Originally posted by: ThePerm
Reggie is an asskicker, and he works for Nintendo. therefore by employing such an ass kicker. Nintendo Kicks ass.
Post by: TMW on March 24, 2006, 03:37:00 PM
News Date: 03/24/06 05:23:17
Source: Press Release
Nintendo Executive Vice-President of Sales and Marketing Reggie Fils-Aime Said In A Statement Today That "Nintendo has always kicked ass, and will continue to do so."
REDMOND, Wash., March 24 /AP/ -- Earlier today, Reggie Fils-Aime, dubbed by his legions of adoring fans "The Regginator", confirmed in a press release that Nintendo was still kicking ass and taking names, contrary to popular belief.
"I've always held the position that Nintendo kicked ass. I thought it was obvious. But I called this press conference today to inform the disbelievers that asses are still being kicked over here at Nintendo. Nintendo has always kicked ass, and will continue to do so. I personally kicked three asses today."
When asked about Sony's amount of asses kicked compared to Nintendo, Reggie had this to say, "When you look at the pure numbers, then yes, it appears that Sony and Microsoft have kicked more ass than Nintendo. But what they don't always show is the quality of the asses we kick. Sony will walk around booting anyone in the bum and call it a kicked ass and be done with it. But here at Nintendo, we always make sure its an ass kicking you will remember. And, now with the phenomenal success of the Nintendo DS(TM), we've demonstrated that you kick an ass in a variety of ways, with voice chat and touch screen control. Also, with the success of titles such as Nintendogs(r) and the Brain Training(r) games, people of all ages are kicking ass and taking names, more so than ever before."
Reggie concluded the press conference by eating a PSP(TM) and then breaking a Xbox 360(TM) with his forehead.
T. M. Wright, Forum Fanboy
Post by: ThePerm on March 25, 2006, 12:39:53 PM
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Originally posted by: IceColdQuoteTRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF EQUALITIES, BITCHES!
Originally posted by: ThePerm
Reggie is an asskicker, and he works for Nintendo. therefore by employing such an ass kicker. Nintendo Kicks ass.
lol its funny, I took logic in college, but then gain I also failed it. I cannot stand those stupid little symbols, and at the same time the computer program we had to ujse was a pain. ugh!
and lol tmw..thats where i was going. You filled in my thoughts quite nicely. I was talking with some friends on the phone about my theory on tp/ph connecting via wifi on rev. I told them it wasn't confirmed, but i thought it was funny how we use so many latinate words when talking about video game news.
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