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Title: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 16, 2006, 06:40:45 AM
Donkey Kong doesn't wear pants!  I find this incredibly insulting!
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 06:45:15 AM
But... he wears a tie...
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 16, 2006, 07:32:01 AM
I already bought Jungle Beat, but I'll buy all buying any more copies.
Title: RE:Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 07:36:13 AM
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Originally posted by: Hostile Creation
I already bought Jungle Beat, but I'll buy all buying any more copies.


Has stevey taken over your keyboard?
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 16, 2006, 07:43:31 AM
Gotta love the filter! =D

buy all buy all buy all
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Pale on March 16, 2006, 07:53:49 AM
At least when Bill makes these threads there is no question as to whether or not its a joke.. =P
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: PaLaDiN on March 16, 2006, 08:39:30 AM
I'm with Bill... seriously, Nintendo needs to tone it down a little. I mean, Donkey Kong Country 2 is just really, really sick when you think about it. Especially the combo moves.
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Mario on March 16, 2006, 03:28:47 PM
Worst thread of all time
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Zach on March 16, 2006, 03:38:57 PM
Just dont play Double Dash with DK on the back, unless you enjoy staring at his butt the whole race, also, it looks kinda funny/gross because his tie comes down between his legs in a way that makes it look like (I'll let you decide what it looks like).  Seriously, I was playing DK on DD, and my mom looked up at the screen and went "What the heck is that."
Title: RE:Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 16, 2006, 04:06:16 PM
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Originally posted by: Mario
Worst thread of all time

Fanboy Mario can't handle the facts!
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 16, 2006, 04:57:20 PM
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat more like Doodle Krang Jumping Boogers.
Title: RE:Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 16, 2006, 05:34:31 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Donkey Kong doesn't wear pants!  I find this incredibly insulting!


You don't wear panties either, but we don't find that insulting... oh, wait, you said pants, nevermind.
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 16, 2006, 05:53:26 PM
I'm totally not in good enough shape to wear panties...I really have to return to my exercise routine once I get this crappy semester out of the way...
Title: RE:Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Pale on March 16, 2006, 07:09:06 PM
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
I'm totally not in good enough shape to wear panties...I really have to return to my exercise routine once I get this crappy semester out of the way...

Haha, starts out as a joke....

...then gets eerily believable at the end.

=P
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 07:20:17 PM
There's something to be said about women's panties... There's so much to choose from, so many different cuts, materials, colors, prints, designs..  Us men, we get stuck with cotton white briefs or the occasional print boxer.  Man, entire departments at the Wal*Mart are dedicated to Women's underwear - we get a shelf with six-pack tighty-whiteys...
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Pryopizm on March 16, 2006, 08:01:10 PM
you fail at undewear purchasing uncle bob.  knit boxers are what the true heroes wear.
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: UncleBob on March 16, 2006, 08:10:40 PM
I fail at purchasing underwear simply because I don't buy any.  Commando all the way for me.
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 16, 2006, 08:32:16 PM
Knowing is half the battle.
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Mario on March 16, 2006, 08:41:10 PM
Oh gawd, panties and beating off do not go together at all
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Bill Aurion on March 16, 2006, 09:01:34 PM
Exactly, this is a thread about not buying Jungle Beat...Pay attention!
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Infernal Monkey on March 16, 2006, 10:17:13 PM
The next Jungle Beat will have DK wearing panties. FURIOUSLY BEAT OFF. It'll zoom in, and all these flies will buzz around his groin and arse, and the panties will go brown after the first level. And DK will start walking really weird. Then you reach the first boss, and his face twists in horror as DK rocks up.

But still. YOU MUST FURIOUSLY BEAT OFF.
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Mario on March 16, 2006, 11:04:16 PM
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR parents OUT

BEAT OFF WITH YOUR gamecube OFF
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: Pale on March 17, 2006, 04:55:02 AM
Bill, knowing you you've already seen this....

but I wanted to show you anyway.. =P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Dciple/1139768677376.jpg
Title: RE: Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: nitsu niflheim on March 17, 2006, 05:47:17 AM
I always wanted to derail a thread.  Yay me for panties.
Title: RE:Official Donkey Kong Jungle Beat / DK Rev boycott thread
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on March 17, 2006, 07:11:55 AM
Dropping by to announce that Beatmania IIDX for USA comes out this month