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Title: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Mario on March 14, 2006, 07:17:58 PM
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People who play RPGs are depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games," he noted in a 1999 interview. Yamauchi went on to call RPGs as a whole both "silly and boring."
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on March 14, 2006, 07:22:38 PM
Huzzah for the end of Nintendo-Square feuding.  Yamauchi *does* know Pokemon Gold/Silver, released November of 1999 in Japan, is an RPG...right?
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Mario on March 14, 2006, 07:26:33 PM
Totally different games to FF and DQ
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Post by: King of Twitch on March 14, 2006, 07:33:40 PM
As if having an N64 in 1999 was action packed.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on March 14, 2006, 08:04:47 PM
I am going to have to agree with him, whatever the case may be.

Because he's very right.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 14, 2006, 08:04:55 PM
If Nintendo eventually loses the gaming war, it was because of that man. He's the one who scared Square into the waiting arms of Sony which resulted in the PS1 beating the N64.

A quick glance at the Famitsu top 100 games of all time list (voted on by Japanese gamers) shows that 75% of the games which Japanese gamers consider in the top 100 are RPGs, with I believe the entire top 20 being RPGs.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Guy on March 14, 2006, 09:15:35 PM
Heh.  You guys can be big talkers, but you'd crumble before the Fist of Yamauchi.
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Post by: TrueNerd on March 14, 2006, 10:08:16 PM
Hahahahahahahaha! That guy RULES! What a badass!  
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Dasmos on March 14, 2006, 11:12:30 PM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
If Nintendo eventually loses the gaming war, it was because of that man.
Of course it will be because of him, without Yamauchi Nintendo would not be in the gaming war at all. You're a fool Smash Brother, without him you would have nothing from Nintendo.  
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: KDR_11k on March 15, 2006, 12:09:39 AM
So RPGs appeal to the emo demographic? That seems to be quite a huge chunk even in the west.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TMW on March 15, 2006, 05:28:51 AM
I think I know whats -really- going on here.

Yamauchi's favorite childhood pet was killed by a copy of Dragon Quest 4, so now he lashes out against RPGs at every chance.  There's alot of pent up rage and aggression there, and I don't think he knows how to channel it properly.  

Honestly, I can only see this ending badly for him.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Pale on March 15, 2006, 05:59:21 AM
Blah...


and Blah again...

That's all I've got...
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 15, 2006, 09:19:15 AM
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Originally posted by: Dasmos
Of course it will be because of him, without Yamauchi Nintendo would not be in the gaming war at all. You're a fool Smash Brother, without him you would have nothing from Nintendo.


I think Miyamoto is the one who truly deserves the credit here.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 15, 2006, 10:52:27 AM
Yamauchi's a pretty traditional Japanese businessman, for his age.  He's a relic, but Nintendo's success was affected by his efforts.

And RPGs are for depressed, unattractive, boring losers.  The fact that this demographic makes up the majority of the gaming population is Yamauchi's greatest oversight.
Also Miyamoto is not the only success factor for Nintendo.  They have hordes of brilliant developers, Miyamoto just happens to have made Nintendo perfect.  Or as close as it comes.  Besides, I imagine Yamauchi hired Miyamoto.
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 15, 2006, 11:04:04 AM
Hiring the guy who makes the company what it is only gets you so far, really.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Caliban on March 15, 2006, 11:45:38 AM
Yamauchi in the Japanese feudal era would have been very succesful and a name to have respect, but in these modern buisness days he is incompetent!
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Pale on March 15, 2006, 12:13:55 PM
Jesus guys... Saying RPGs are for depressed overweight ugly people is like saying a good book is for sad lonely people... Come on.  Why are RPGs the easiest genre to hate on?  It doesn't make sense.  For some people, they often want to be entertained without peaking their stress with an fps or something of the like.

I'd take a nice laid back game of Pokemon, FF, or Tales over a game like RE4 any day.  I'm not going to sit here and say RE4 is a bad game.  I do play it when I'm in the mood to stress myself out... Amazingly, that isn't very often. =P

Blind genre hating is for nerds. =P


PS:
I don't think i'm fat boring or ugly at all...
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 15, 2006, 12:22:01 PM
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Originally posted by: Caliban
Yamauchi in the Japanese feudal era would have been very succesful and a name to have respect, but in these modern buisness days he is incompetent!


Yamauchi would have made a good Shogun.
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Post by: animecyberrat on March 15, 2006, 02:32:46 PM
I still think that he was a far more aggressive leder than iwata and I despaeratly loing for the days when they get a strong leader like him again.  N64 didnt fail because Ps1 did so well, N64 actualy sold pretty damn good oni ts own without rpgs, without fighting games, with little 3rd aprty support and a flooding of crap platformers. N64 had cartridges which were a decent format but inferior in every way to cds and yet they STILL managed to get OOT made and made it look absolutly beautiful. Play ANY game that was on both ps and n64 and you can clearly see that despite the storage difference the n64 clearly out performs and over powers ps1 in EVERY way.

Playstations success was NOT based on ff7 liek so many ignorant people beleive. Playstation had a very strong hold on the market even before 97 when ff7 came out. Even with FF7 Nintendo still managed to nearly match its sales with Zelda OOT. And nothing matched the sucess of Pokemon in those days. NOT EVEN FF7.

Yamauchi ONLY hired Miyomoto as a favor to his friend which was Shiggys dad. He starte dhim out as an artist and the only reason he got his hands on DK was because they desperatly needed artistic value int heir games to stand out agiasnt all the action packed games that were drowning thiers out.




Yamauchi may have been bullheaded but he sure as hell knew how to MAKE people listen to Nintendo.


I sat through the NES days, SNES days, N64 and GC and yes they have had thier fair share of mistakes and they have had plenty of successes, but so far since he has left the only success they have had is teh DS (GBA SP does not count because GBA was already popular and SP onlyu improved on it) GC didnt have a prayer in hell because they made too many miostakes early on, not because of lack of 3rd party suport because the phucking gc had three times the amount of games as N64 and still gets the major multi platform games, n64 rarely got multi platform anything except the EA sports and Acclaim stuff.

Gc had a masive marketing push in its early years and has had plenty of million sellers, mostly early on. Even 3rd party games. Also GC had more 3rd party exclusives than N64 had.  Gc failed because Nintendo made little mistakes and didnt listen to custumers. itw snt until 2003 that Xbox passed it in sales and thatw as AFTER Iwata took over, so far I see HIM as the poor leader and not Yamauchi.  

Look at it this way, durring his leadership Nintendo went from a small unheard of CARD company who had dabbled in toys and love hotels, into THE MOST RESPECTED name in video games. Durring Iwatas leadership Nintendo has nearly lost the console war and is only winning the hadheld  market because 1 they were leader and have a reputation (yamauchi is responsible for) and 2 Sony's arrogance.


Revolution has not proven itself yet. the system as the greatest poetential of any game system ever made BUT all the POTENIAL in the world wont do spit if they have poor leadership. Now thast nto to say i dont haev faith in Revolution but My faith is mroe in Reggie and his aggressive attitude and the mere potential of the system. Iwata is quiet and sounds very nervous in interviews, Yamauchi was demanding and powerfull in his speaches.


Anyways sorry for long rant but tehre was a lot of stuff unsaid that I felt needed to be said.




Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 15, 2006, 02:43:18 PM
I like Iwata's techniques far more. The man knows diplomacy.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: mantidor on March 15, 2006, 03:07:42 PM
Yamauchi > all. No, Nintendo and the video game industry would not be even remotely the same without Yamauchi, is easy to say that all thas been done couldve happen without him, but Smash Brother, you are just deluding yourself, resurrecting the industry after the crash was almost equivalent to try to resurrect minidiscs or the betamax format right now, we own a lot to the guy.

And rpgs, Ill never get why people think that chosing an attack from a menu to substract a number who represents health is remotely fun.
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: animecyberrat on March 15, 2006, 03:09:52 PM
sorry NOT TRUE Smash Brother, Nintendo and Sony co developed a SNES/CD hybrid that could play SNES game and new Cd games. it was based on the SNES architechture and didnt ad much too it except more ram and a few little effects. Itw as equevilant on power to SNES running with a couple SFX chips, a vast improvment but not nearly as powerfull as PS became.  the play station Nintendo and sony dewveloped is NOT CLOSE to the PLAYSTATION that was reeased. The ONLY reason why Nintendo called off the deal in the first place ws because Sony wanted royalties on the GAMES and Nintendo said no. They even went and developed thier own cd system with Phillips, the CD-i, which failed to catch on but mostly because Nintendo failed to support it or claim it as thier design.


Square was developing games for N64, they didnt abandon it because of Cds, they are on record of this, sony paid them a HUGE sum of moeny adn agreed to finance FF7 if it went exclusive. THEN Sony put up cash into buyin a chunk of Squares stock to have greater control.



Sure alot of people YOU know bot a PS1 JUST for FF7, millions of people got one for that game alone, but not EVERYONE who got one bought that game. Tekken, Ridge Racer, Wipe Out, Crash bandicoot, those games all came BEFORE FF7 and they were HUGE sellers on thier own. Not to mention all the stuff that came after. FF7 was one of the biggest selling games and yes I loved it its a great game, and yes a lot of peopel did buy a PS1 because of that game, but it was not their only big franshise. I know more peopel who got a playstationf or Grand Turissmo, which sell in the millions also, or Resident Evil also million sellers, than for ff7.  Also Resident Evil 2 was on both systems and it was carts, FF7 could have been done on N64 they would have just ahd to compress alot, adn they were WILLING to put in the effort, after all tehy had major success on Nintendo systems (Ff1-6, Chrono Trigger, Mario Rpg, ect) Sony BRIBED them and that is why the left, plain and simple. they said they liked the cd and were extremely happy not to have to put in extra effort but they would have gladly put in the effort to make it work on N64 if SOny hadnt come along.


Maybe you could blaim Yamauchi for NOT bribing Square to stay but Nintendo could NEVER out bid Sony for anything. Also Namcos exclusivity for Playstation early on was due to Sony bribes and Namco has made more than tier fair share of hits for Playstation 1 and 2.  
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 15, 2006, 04:09:38 PM
This discussion is too serious.
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Post by: Mario on March 15, 2006, 04:29:18 PM
No serious discussion please, you're all banned, and Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest suck!
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 15, 2006, 04:43:59 PM
Heh, sorry.

I'm arguing for RPGs, I'm arguing against letting a cash cow wander out of the barn.
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: mantidor on March 16, 2006, 12:25:54 PM


page 1

page 2

page 3

I hope I redeemed myself for that serious posting going on before
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 16, 2006, 12:28:22 PM
Thank you for proving my point without forcing me to lift a finger.
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Post by: mantidor on March 16, 2006, 12:30:31 PM
Oh yes Im so troubled about convincing you, specially with a joke post

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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 16, 2006, 12:38:55 PM
Indeed.
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Dasmos on March 16, 2006, 12:46:10 PM
Yamauchi thinks Kirby looks homosexual?

lol, I remember reading this last year.
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Post by: TMW on March 16, 2006, 03:25:19 PM
Oh my God.

I simultaneosly love and hate that man.

Is that...true?  Did he really tell them to suck his balls?  
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: mantidor on March 16, 2006, 03:36:36 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha


Dont spoil the funny, but if you really want to...its a fake interview
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 16, 2006, 05:58:37 PM
Seriously? That's a shame. I actually had to give him credit for what he said to Balmer.

Yep, everything I said still stands.
Title: RE:Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Dasmos on March 16, 2006, 06:32:39 PM
Some of your points stand, but the biggest one doesn't. Nintendo would not be in the gaming business without Yamauchi. That you cannot deny.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on March 16, 2006, 08:12:32 PM
"He's the one who oversaw the creation of SSB and SSBM at HAL labs and I think he's going to do a great job for Nintendo. "

What the hell, SB?  Iwata played major roles in SSB (a Director) and SSBM (not quite sure), but in all honesty Masahiro Sakurai "oversaw" the projects.

Also, Yamauchi is not to blame for the fallout between the two companies.  A quote from a Gamasutra interview with Nao Suzuki (Square president) via Chris Kohler's "Power-Up" (page 120).  Supposedly Gamasutra has video, but I couldn't find it:

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"Our true enemy," he admitted, "was our pride"....When Square originally announced back in 1997 that the Final Fantasy series would be PlayStation exclusive from now on, Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi treated the affront lightly, saying that the console selection "couldn't be helped." Suzuki responded by publicly bashing the N64 and convincing Enix to join the PS camp along with them, which, looking back at it now, he realizes wasn't an incredibly smart move.


So quiet, SB.  
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Post by: Pryopizm on March 16, 2006, 08:25:35 PM
Would Gunpei Yokoi have been fired?  Would he still be alive?
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 16, 2006, 08:58:08 PM
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Originally posted by: TheYoungerPlumber"Our true enemy," he admitted, "was our pride"....When Square originally announced back in 1997 that the Final Fantasy series would be PlayStation exclusive from now on, Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi treated the affront lightly, saying that the console selection "couldn't be helped." Suzuki responded by publicly bashing the N64 and convincing Enix to join the PS camp along with them, which, looking back at it now, he realizes wasn't an incredibly smart move.


I said...

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I'm not arguing for RPGs, I'm arguing against letting a cash cow wander out of the barn.


We agree, then: he took the affront lightly when he should have been vying for Square's support. The man underestimated RPGs, underestimated CD technology (which he had Sony build for them, no less), and handed over the gaming market by letting Square go.

He completely ignored obvious market trends because he saw the gaming market how he wanted to see it instead of how it actually was, and quotes like the first one reaffirm this fact. You CANNOT run a company with a president who is more interested in telling his customers what they want than asking them what they want.

I don't know if he could have convinced Square to stay, but the man sure as hell didn't try very hard. A hojillion Playstation and Final Fantasy sales later, Nintendo is in 3rd place, their inability to secure 3rd party exclusives being cited as the main source of the current position, the attitude of being able to succeed on their own being Yamauchi's. Yamauchi may have bitchslapped the gaming market back when a lone company could do such a thing, but the man didn't know when he should stop slapping and start practicing some diplomacy.

If Nintendo can't succeed with the Rev this gen, then I doubt we'll see another home console from them. Fortunately, Nintendo's middle name is "diplomacy" these days, as they've been excellent about securing 3rd party games on the DS and it looks like man 3rd party devs are coming back to the Rev after not making a game for a Nintendo console for two generations (like Tecmo).

I'll concede that his barbaric ways might have been good for Nintendo's push into the market and establishing the market, but I think his retirement was extremely well timed.
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Post by: ThePerm on March 16, 2006, 09:21:16 PM
People who play RPGs are depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games," he noted in a 1999 interview. Yamauchi went on to call RPGs as a whole both "silly and boring."


i beleive it was Mark Rein who joked..."Nintendo gamers will end up getting really beefy forearms after playing revolution"



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Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on March 16, 2006, 09:42:45 PM
Don't put words in my mouth.

Nintendo's developers care about load times.  They didn't stick with a cartridge format becuase Yamauchi said so. (It was probably Miyamoto's foot that went down, if any.) Yamauchi knew the N64 wasn't about to change formats because of first party devleloper desires, so the decision couldn't be helped.  Just as he said.  Subsequent feuding on the handheld front only occured because the two presidents traded insults over N64, and Square started the feud.  (Note Yamauchi eventually DID agree to end the feud and even provided money for FFCC development.)
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 17, 2006, 06:21:52 AM
So we know Yamauchi didn't lift a finger in an attempt to stop Square's departure, or many other 3rd parties, for that matter.

However, it begs the question: why were they all so willing and eager to leave in the first place?

This is why I'm glad Iwata is a diplomat. Like I said, when it came time to literally force the creation of the gaming market, Yamauchi was the right man for the job, but now that it's established and we have a wider selection of competitors, a diplomat is essential in securing 3rd party exclusives.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on March 17, 2006, 06:34:49 AM
" No serious discussion please, you're all banned, and Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest suck! "

I was wondering how that happened, too.

RPGs are still lame.  They can be popular, I'm not arguing that.  There are lots of lame people in the world.
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Post by: capamerica on March 17, 2006, 09:00:14 AM
I agree with what SB is saying, For what little good Yamauchi did do for Nintendo it is way over shadowed by all the damage he did. He single handily almost destroyed Nintendo. If he had steped down 1/2 threw the SNES era Nintendo would be way better off now. Sony would have never entered the market. Square would have never left Nintendo, the N64 would have been CD based. Nintendo would have never lost all its 3rd party suport. and Sega would still be alive. Things would have been much better off.

I'm glad Yamauchi is gone, now I just wish he would shut up and fade away.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on March 17, 2006, 09:36:07 AM
HEY YOU STOP THAT
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 17, 2006, 09:53:10 AM
Like I said, I give him credit for being a hardass when it came to getting retailers to play ball after the Atari failure. From what I understand, they created the zapper because it changed the category in which the NES fell under from "video game" to "interactive toy" or something along those lines.

However, those were the days when 3rd parties were treated like indentured servants and Yamauchi was no exception to that. If he had perhaps been kinder to his 3rd parties and treated them as though they increased the appeal of Nintendo's hardware instead of treating them as though they were leeching off of it, they wouldn't have been so eager to jump ship to Sony when the offer came.

EDIT: and to keep this thread from getting too serious, here's a KITTEN PILE:
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: PIAC on March 17, 2006, 12:28:35 PM


Why is this going on in this thread. Get out.

I hear Yamauchi eats children and video game nerds who argue serious topics where they shouldn't, in their sleep. He's commin' to get you clowns.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TMW on March 17, 2006, 02:20:36 PM
I hear Yamauchi once killed a man just because he was playing a Gamegear in the bus stop in front of the Nintendo building.
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Post by: breakyboy on March 17, 2006, 03:02:01 PM
I should report this to the cap'n cause there be far too many words in this section of the funhouse, but let me shut you up right here and now.

The biggest problem with third-parties (up to and including square) and Nintendo in the 32/64-bit era was the fact they went with carts which had a massively larger cost to manufacture than optical media. Not to mention it's not easy to cram all them textures and sound and whozits in a small cart compared to just plopping them on a much more spacious disc.

Misnomer #1 on all this is that Yamauchi was the one behind this. In actual fact, it was our beloved Miyamoto who had the unbelievable foresight (LOL sarcasm) to DEMAND carts because he wanted no load times on Mario 64 and any other games he made. Yamauchi wanted optical media. He knew it was the future. They went back and forth, Miyamoto either convinced him or got more sway on the board of directors or something (my memory is foggy on this point). The reason Yamauchi gets blamed for it, is that once the decision was made, he stood behind it. He's the damned captain of the team, and even if he didn't agree with it, the man has balls of steel and took it in the nuts for the team.

And as usual, Yamauchi was right.

P.S. What did he say about the DS... something about "this will either sink us to hell or rise us to heaven" (paraphrasing). Yeah, him being right seems to be status quo in the industry.
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 17, 2006, 04:10:24 PM
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Originally posted by: breakyboy
P.S. What did he say about the DS... something about "this will either sink us to hell or rise us to heaven" (paraphrasing). Yeah, him being right seems to be status quo in the industry.


That's like the funhouse banner saying that experts agree Osama is dead or alive.

Like I said, A+ for bringing the gaming industry back from the dead, F- for diplomacy when it came to 3rd parties. Optical media or not, the N64 would have had far more support from 3rd parties if they had seen better treatment during the NES/SNES era.
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Post by: animecyberrat on March 17, 2006, 04:11:33 PM
I look at all his accomploishments and see they easily over shadow his character falws, I have abosulte respect for this man. Iwata I have doubts about.  
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 17, 2006, 04:21:54 PM
Iwata's pushing for innovation, like the DS and the Rev.

Frankly, if Nintendo wasn't trying something new and different with their home console this gen, I'd be worried. The GC2 would not have cut it.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 17, 2006, 05:41:26 PM
Man I love kittens.  Thank you Smash Brother.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TMW on March 17, 2006, 06:04:38 PM
I heard that Yamauchi eats kittens whole for breakfast, while resting on his bed thats made entirely of human skin from the backs of Sony execs.  
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Post by: Smash_Brother on March 17, 2006, 06:14:11 PM
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Originally posted by: TMW
I heard that Yamauchi eats kittens whole for breakfast, while resting on his bed thats made entirely of human skin from the backs of Sony execs.


See, I'd have to respect him then. Not for the kittens, but because, given that Sony execs are tiny, irritable people, that bed would have to be made of at least 30 of them.

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Man I love kittens. Thank you Smash Brother.


Oops. Then you're not going to like my latest banner for the funhouse...



Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 17, 2006, 07:48:35 PM
Why wouldn't I like it?
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Post by: IceCold on March 17, 2006, 07:56:27 PM
I'd assume the beef and broccoli part..
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TMW on March 17, 2006, 08:26:23 PM
I heard from a friend who heard it from a friend that Yamauchi once broke a PS2 in half with his fist ala kung fu style at a dinner party at Miyamoto's house.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 18, 2006, 01:57:55 PM
I just don't see what beef and broccoli have to do with kittens.  They are made of kittens, are they?
If it's supposed to be a non sequitor, why would I be offended?
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 18, 2006, 03:48:54 PM
I don't expect you'd seriously be offended by it. I love cats and I made the thing.

The joke is that it starts out as one of those relaxation or inspirational messages that no one likes but someone keeps insisting work, but then veers off into suggesting that beef and broccoli (and other manners of chinese food by association) is actually cat.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Zach on March 19, 2006, 07:30:05 AM
beef and broccoli does not suggest chinese food to me.  both are used in many other quisines (sp?) around the world.  Are you trying to suggest that a hamburger is chinese food?  Now that you have explained the joke I get it, but it doesnt work without the explanation.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: TMW on March 19, 2006, 08:03:18 AM
Yeah, totally dude.  I think its safe to say your joke needs a little more work.

I heard Yamauchi once flogged a boardmember with a NES controller cord for making a bad joke during a boardmeeting.  
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 19, 2006, 10:35:19 AM
"Beef and Broccoli" is the name of a very common chinese dish, just like "Cashew Chicken", "Hunan Chicken", "Vegetable Fried Rice", etc. From there, the common joke that chinese food isn't made of the meat implied in the name but of cats and dogs logically follows.

IceCold got it. I'm not going to dumb it down for everyone else.  
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 19, 2006, 10:53:43 AM
you should have called it "Kitten ChowFun<house>"

<inside these brackets the text should be considerably smaller that the rest>
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 19, 2006, 09:52:54 PM
Ah, alright.  I don't think you need to change it, I just wasn't aware of the implication.
I mean, I figured you meant the kittens were turned into "beef", but the Chinese thing didn't register.
Title: RE: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 20, 2006, 08:13:15 AM
Actually, you've given me some ideas. You and BNM.

First of all, the "dumb it down" comment was unwarranted. I apologize.

Second, I think I have a way of making the joke far less subtle but I'd need to find the right pictures. Let me see what I can do...
Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Rohan531 on April 23, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
Actually, you've given me some ideas. You and BNM.

First of all, the "dumb it down" comment was unwarranted. I apologize.

Second, I think I have a way of making the joke far less subtle but I'd need to find the right pictures. Let me see what I can do...
so what is the ideas you get from them?i just want to know., i am just curious,

Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 24, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
Oh yes, please fill us in on that thought that you had over 3 YEARS AGO!!

Its been eating away at me this whole time...
speaking of eating... Where is that Kitten Chow Funhouse that I ordered?
Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Smash_Brother on April 24, 2009, 03:39:16 PM
Ugg, shills bumping ancient posts for the sake of post count.

Lovely.

Made me realize what a callous ass I was in this post, though. I sure mellowed out a lot.

Also, half of these people don't even post here anymore. :(
Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: vudu on April 24, 2009, 03:41:09 PM
Ugg, shills bumping ancient posts for the sake of post count.

LOL.  Post count:  1

Did I miss something?
Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: NWR_pap64 on April 26, 2009, 08:34:43 PM
Ugg, shills bumping ancient posts for the sake of post count.

Lovely.

Made me realize what a callous ass I was in this post, though. I sure mellowed out a lot.

Also, half of these people don't even post here anymore. :(

Having a woman does that to you. :)
Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on April 28, 2009, 01:38:45 PM
dear video game forum: my GIRLFRIEND
Title: Re: Yamauchi tells it like it is
Post by: Crimm on April 28, 2009, 10:47:12 PM
requesting 3 year update