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Title: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
Post by: Mario on February 20, 2006, 06:36:38 PM: My bet would be on a Super Mario Sunshine DS port announcement.

EDIT: Actually Luigi's Mansion 2 being the premiere Revolution launch title would top that.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on February 20, 2006, 06:39:04 PM: Samus Goes Shopping
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Post by: ShyGuy on February 20, 2006, 06:55:46 PM: Revmote shell has 2 buttons.
Launch title is Electroplankton Revolution.
New SuperMario Bros DS is controllable only by touchpad and microphone.
Virtual Console SNES titles are not downloadable in Canada
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Post by: IceCold on February 20, 2006, 07:17:58 PM: 3D original Super Mario Bros port as the sole Revolution launch title using only the motion sensing function, delayed to 3 months after Revolution launch, requiring you to buy a $44 accessory to work, being too big for the initial memory cards, without a demo disc, promised to have realistic graphics but turned cel-shaded, sequels already announced with no other Rev game in development, and no HD support.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 21, 2006, 01:59:30 AM: Nintendo of America employees found to feed off the brains of babies.
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Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on February 21, 2006, 02:30:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: UncleBob
Nintendo of America employees found to feed off the brains of babies.

That would actually explain quite a bit.
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Post by: Pryopizm on February 21, 2006, 02:56:07 AM: Two Major Announcements from Nintendo: Nintendo Cancels All Games--Will Only Publish Non-Games and New Game Announced By Nintendo Actually Does Nothing.

excerpt

Iwata announced that Nintendo's new non-game, "Meh," will not even turn on. He elaborated, "It allows the non-gamer to decide on what non-game he or she would not like to play."
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 21, 2006, 02:56:47 AM: "Nintendo announces Revolution titles in development!"

"WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE"
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Post by: couchmonkey on February 21, 2006, 06:17:02 AM: Nintendo goes third party, with all-Mario lineup.
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Post by: wandering on February 21, 2006, 06:24:33 AM: Twilight Princess to be become cel-shaded, rev-exlcusive, horse-racing spin-off game.
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Post by: ThePerm on February 21, 2006, 07:24:46 AM: revolution has hd
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Post by: Deguello on February 21, 2006, 07:44:21 AM: A two-stage theory.

Nintendo announces completion of every franchise and that each is to be retired. Then announces several new games.

Initially, Ian will post one sentence of joy, but after that will write encyclopaedias about How Nintendo doesn't make any good games any more.
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Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on February 21, 2006, 09:38:44 AM: Waluigi and Baby Waluigi team up to destroy King K. Rool and save Pauline in a Revolution-exclusive clapping game.
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on February 21, 2006, 09:52:00 AM: Nintendo Revolution First In Sales

Without a reason to live, Ian would resort to seppuku.
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Post by: Plugabugz on February 21, 2006, 11:12:59 AM: Not seppuku. Sudoku.
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Post by: King of Twitch on February 21, 2006, 11:30:06 AM: New SMB Date and Magnetica Announced
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Post by: nickmitch on February 21, 2006, 12:53:22 PM: All 3rd party Rev titles ported to PSP.
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Post by: Pryopizm on February 21, 2006, 01:41:42 PM: Nintendo Purchases NHL Only to Dismantle It. Replaced With Canadian Super Mario Power Hockey League.
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Post by: nickmitch on February 21, 2006, 02:00:14 PM: D-pad on Revmote to be reduced to 3 x 3mm in size.
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Post by: UncleBob on February 21, 2006, 02:46:34 PM: Revolution Games to be programmed for use with NES specs.
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Post by: Caliban on February 21, 2006, 05:56:38 PM: You guys got it all wrong, the best announcement would be: "Nintendo Hires IanSane just to shut him up!"
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Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on February 21, 2006, 08:25:56 PM: Ummmm, if Nintendo were to "shut him up," that would not cause "the biggest Ian Sane post." OH SH
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Post by: PaLaDiN on February 21, 2006, 11:27:34 PM: This thread is no fun until Ian posts here too.
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 22, 2006, 12:00:27 AM: Ian's a mere bot, he won't post in here unless the thread title contains a keyword his automatic rage search will pick up, like 'Nintendogs', 'Revolution' or 'success'.
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Post by: Mario on February 22, 2006, 12:23:18 AM: uh oh
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Post by: vudu on February 22, 2006, 08:01:25 AM: Ian doesn't frequent Ty's Funhouse, so unless someone points out this thread to him I doubt he'll even know it exists.

My vote is
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Miyamoto apologizes for Pikmin

"God, I'm so sorry about that game. I don't know what I was thinking. Who the hell would want to play in my Garden? I'll go back to signing agreements with EA, allowing them to use Mario in their sports games."
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Post by: TMW on February 22, 2006, 08:10:13 AM: Revolution's actual name revealed to be Super Happy Fun Box. Also, Mario and Zelda Crossover Pinball Puzzle League as SHFB Launch Title
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Post by: KDR_11k on February 22, 2006, 09:09:43 AM: Electronic Arts announces acquisition of Nintendo Co, Ltd.
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Post by: TMW on February 22, 2006, 09:23:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Electronic Arts announces acquisition of Nintendo Co, Ltd.

How evil.
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Post by: Mario on April 27, 2006, 09:01:11 PM: LOL
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Post by: IceCold on April 27, 2006, 11:51:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: IceCold
3D original Super Mario Bros port as the sole Revolution launch title using only the motion sensing function, delayed to 3 months after Revolution launch, requiring you to buy a $44 accessory to work, being too big for the initial memory cards, without a demo disc, promised to have realistic graphics but turned cel-shaded, sequels already announced with no other Rev game in development, and no HD support.
Oh yeah, AND has Boshi in it.
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Post by: couchmonkey on April 28, 2006, 07:35:24 AM: For the record, Ian is actually one of the most level-headed about the whole Wii thing.

But this post has the appearance of seriosity! I think all Nintendo needs to do is announce that all new Wii games will be targeted for non-gamers and Mario will be in every game from now on.

Mario Fishing
Mario Chef
Pikmario 3: Collecting Coins
Mario Darts
F-Mario WX
Mario Piano Lessons
Super Mario Bus Stop

Edit: called it Revolution by accident.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on April 28, 2006, 11:34:18 AM: In light of recent events, and after much thought, I think the following announcement would cause a rant of truly epic proportions:

Major third party publishers have begun to announce the cancellation of support for Nintendo's next generation console. When asked, they universally claimed it was because of the official name change. "We just can't publish an M- or even T-rated game on something called a Wii," said one anonymous source. That sentiment was shared by others as well, such as the developer who claimed, "Nintendo is obviously aiming for a different target market than we know how to serve. What that target is, I can't say." When asked for comment, a Nintendo representative stated, "Wii understand that Wii is not for everyone. Wii have a assembled a Dream Team of developers dedicated to providing innovative and fun ways to play with Wii's incredible new features."
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Post by: MaryJane on April 28, 2006, 01:56:14 PM: They change the name back to Revolution.