Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Smash_Brother on February 13, 2006, 05:51:13 AM
Title: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 13, 2006, 05:51:13 AM
Exactly what the title says: do your worst.
I'll start with something tame: Man Faye.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: KDR_11k on February 13, 2006, 07:29:37 AM
The tricky part is "not getting banned". Does goat.cx get you banned?
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 13, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
Granted, I don't know Ty that well, and while he seems like the type who would be genuinely difficult to offend, I think goat.cx is likely crossing the line.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 13, 2006, 07:38:42 AM
Hahaha...Well, if Tubgirl gets you banned, then...
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 13, 2006, 07:51:34 AM
After a quick google search, I can confidently say that tubgirl would result in a ban.
Tubcat, however, would not.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Pale on February 13, 2006, 07:58:25 AM
This thread is inviting trouble....
of the worst kind.
Lets make a cosplay thread!
I'm kidding
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on February 13, 2006, 08:00:16 AM
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on February 13, 2006, 08:58:57 AM
I've got some space at photobucket that I use (for the few images that I care to actually post) - but, bleh. I don't wanna jump through hoops to post an image of a man holding a large dog-sized cat...
I was just under the understanding that the direct posting of pictures from other's bandwidth was not allowed since the image would be loaded *everytime* someone clicked into read the thread (and everytime they clicked to read the posted replies) - putting a much larger strain on someone's bandwidth than simply a link that someone might click once during a thread's life...
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Pale on February 13, 2006, 09:07:27 AM
You made me go back and read through the rules to make sure I was right, and sure enough...
Quote One point with which you need to be aware is that you are not to link to any graphic or media file that is not contained on your own personal webspace. To do so is bandwidth theft, and PGC will not be responsible for stealing the bandwidth of other websites. This is not a new rule, but again, a clarification of existing rules. Just because you CAN link to an image doesn't make it OK. Also, many sites will replace the graphic you are "leeching" with a different graphic, and these images can often be pornographic or objectionable in nature. Of course, if this happens, it is YOUR fault, and you will be banned.
That was from before images were even allowed to be inlined, so I guess there you have it...
Edit: Also, I don't want to sound like I'm going all power hungry with my new mod abilities.. :-/ Just trying to follow the rules.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on February 13, 2006, 09:09:19 AM
'eh, I was wrong.
Now to go make a banner picking on Pale...
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Pale on February 13, 2006, 09:10:35 AM
Oh noooosss!
Also, someone do me a favor and un-hijack this thread so I feel less guilty.. =P
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 13, 2006, 09:14:29 AM
I could throw down a few more images, but I'd rather let someone else take the floor, in that regard.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 13, 2006, 01:10:21 PM
I think I will post the exact image that is borderline and will be the scale by which all other images are judged!
Edit: I've seen pain5.jpg, the worst of gurochan, and basically a whole lot of the internet, so I don't think anyone on this forum can really gross me out if they tried. Rules is rules, though!
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 13, 2006, 01:18:13 PM
ahahah GUROCHAN for the win. Pretty kinky stuff!
And I'd take up SUPER's offer for grossing him out, but I don't know wherer to look for the gross stuff I've seen, and I don't really care for searching for something new =\
But any of that sutff would result in a violent ban from PGC. If GFF were up I'd delve into my fat person collection, but that's pretty weak sauce.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 13, 2006, 01:26:49 PM
Okay, I think I got it, no more violent than this, and no more sexual than like, I dunno, a couple of hot chicks making out or something.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 13, 2006, 01:27:31 PM
I was looking through my photobucket account, but couldn't find anything ::tear:: I did find these though, which I suppose could disturb someone.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 13, 2006, 01:29:09 PM
Yeah, I think being disturbing enough to elicit a reaction from most posters while simultaneously not invoking a permaban is nigh impossible.
But then again, the whole point the thread is here is to determine the possibility of that happening.
And those are some freaky teeth...
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: stevey on February 13, 2006, 02:33:45 PM
What Grosser?
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Dasmos on February 13, 2006, 03:24:00 PM
Arrrrgg. The third of KN's pics burns!!
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 13, 2006, 07:56:58 PM
what an ugly baby XP
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 13, 2006, 08:24:18 PM
Quote Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R I think I will post the exact image that is borderline and will be the scale by which all other images are judged!
Edit: I've seen pain5.jpg, the worst of gurochan, and basically a whole lot of the internet, so I don't think anyone on this forum can really gross me out if they tried. Rules is rules, though!
I didn't find pain5.jpg(PM a link?) but there is some pretty crazy stuff on that site. And I bet I could gross you out but even I couldn't bring myself to look at the picture again even if I could find it. It took a while to get the image out of my head, I wouldn't want to put you or anyone else through it.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: PIAC on February 13, 2006, 08:42:28 PM
Hey guys what's going on in this thread? :cool:
Quote I've seen pain5.jpg, the worst of gurochan, and basically a whole lot of the internet, so I don't think anyone on this forum can really gross me out if they tried.
Indeed, but they're welcome to try via PM I guess.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 14, 2006, 10:46:30 AM
This thread needs a jumpstart, and for that, we turn to the wide world of SURGERY!
Join us, won't you, for a bit of mandible reconstruction? Not for the faint of heart And here I thought "Face/Off" was complete BS. Looks rather possible to me...
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 14, 2006, 07:04:01 PM
O....K..... yeah, yeah, ummmm yeah
the top right one is similar to the pic I can't look at again only it was a close up and more intense All the rest............ seen similar, but definately not all at once. That is a winner for sure.
p.s. in reference to pain5.jpg <save your innocence and don't look it up>
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Dasmos on February 14, 2006, 07:51:16 PM
Ahahahah It wasn'r that bad.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: MysticGohan on February 14, 2006, 08:09:29 PM
...or was it?
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Pale on February 15, 2006, 03:47:03 AM
Man, I'm scared to click anything in this thread... I can't believe you guys are actively searching out that picture.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on February 16, 2006, 01:03:00 PM
HAHAHA! I have my revenge on Pale!
Wait, no.. it wasn't me. Really, it wasn't.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Pale on February 16, 2006, 01:07:12 PM
Please don't really email me porn, as I do most my PGC stuff from the office and don't want to get fired.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on February 16, 2006, 01:09:29 PM
I'll delete that if you want Pale...
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Pale on February 16, 2006, 01:30:53 PM
Nah, it's funny, but if I do ever actually get porn I may have to ban someone
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 11, 2006, 08:53:01 PM
Sorry, I had to bump this after finding THIS pic...
I think this one wins on creepiness factor alone. These women look like living skeletons...
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: nickmitch on March 11, 2006, 09:33:52 PM
Now, is this because of the 'meth' or because of the lifestyle associated with it?
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 13, 2006, 07:31:32 AM
I'd guess both, but I think only the meth can do that sort of thing to someone's face.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 13, 2006, 08:17:49 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I think this one wins on creepiness factor alone. These women look like living skeletons...
Then obviously you havn't seen the pain series, this isn't even in the same league, not even close.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: mantidor on March 13, 2006, 09:04:15 AM
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 13, 2006, 10:32:35 AM
I've seen pain5.jpg, but the empty vacant stare of these women is, IMO, a level of creepiness that even mangled penises don't reach.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Hostile Creation on March 13, 2006, 12:25:41 PM
I saw a video of a man cutting his genitalia apart. Wasn't that gross.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: TheYoungerPlumber on March 13, 2006, 12:34:13 PM
I'm glad I'm not good enough at the internet to encounter such things.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: KnowsNothing on March 13, 2006, 12:36:17 PM
pain5 is just a mangled penis? That doesn't sound so bad.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: MysticGohan on March 13, 2006, 01:48:15 PM
unless.... it's YOUR PENIS!!! dum dum dum
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 13, 2006, 05:53:34 PM
Quote Originally posted by: KnowsNothing pain5 is just a mangled penis? That doesn't sound so bad.
That and more, but it's more gross than creepy, I think.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM
Here we go...
I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.
Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever. WARNING!!!
What follows is a very sicking and depraved post. Do not read it. Period. Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned. In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post. Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick. Really, don't read it.
Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.
Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.
But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.
The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)
I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: KDR_11k on April 09, 2006, 09:15:58 PM
Isn't storing human corpses for 10 years without disposing of them illegal?
Elephantiasis is really freaking gross. Especially the scrotal version.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: wandering on April 09, 2006, 09:36:39 PM
maggots are pretty gross...
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on April 10, 2006, 05:09:41 AM
Quote Originally posted by: KDR_11k Isn't storing human corpses for 10 years without disposing of them illegal?
I'm sure there's some country where it wouldn't be illegal.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 10, 2006, 08:31:20 AM
Quote Originally posted by: wandering maggots are pretty gross...
After seeing that you made me want to look up that video of the breast worms. It made me cringe to see worms burrowing through the flesh of a womans breast.
but you're gonna have to look up the video on your own, someone e-mailed it to me.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Dasmos on April 10, 2006, 04:37:41 PM
Quote Originally posted by: wandering maggots are pretty gross...
You need to floss wandering.
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 10, 2006, 06:06:04 PM
I wasn't sure who this ad was aimed towards until I read I read Uncle Bob's thoughts posted above.
Now this might not be gross at first sight, but if you think about what they are saying, you will realize that who ever gave the O.K. on this ad should have not only been fired, but be locked away in a very bad place for an undeterminable amount of time.
Title: RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: UncleBob on April 10, 2006, 06:38:15 PM
You'll be glad to know that the ad was fake... I looked into it...
Title: RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Dasmos on April 10, 2006, 06:40:22 PM
That's what I thought, no-one would be that stupid.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 22, 2011, 09:50:44 PM
I just saw pics and video of something that has left me sick to my stomach. I've been pretty desensitized by the internet, but OMG WTF is wrong with people!!?
Look up Krokodil It's a new drug in Russia that is a cheap alternative to heroine. Addicts have a life span of 2 years. Causes green scaly skin and often amputation is necessary.
look up "Коаксил" on youtube or "koaksil" on daily motion if you want videos. "krododil drug" on google if you want a few pics instead.
I honestly don't know how these people are still alive in this condition. And none of what you see will be for the squeemish or faint of heart. You have been warned. Also everything is NSFW or Anyone for that matter, but I think that went without saying.
edit: I almost forgot MEGABUMP!!!!
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Oblivion on June 23, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
God dammit. I wish I had done my drug essay on THAT drug.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 06, 2011, 10:58:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/L9Uli.gif)
No matter how many times I see it, it looks like the hand is somehow turned palm side up. there is no way that hand is not possessed!!
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Shorty McNostril on December 06, 2011, 11:05:26 PM
That is quite a talent.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: ThePerm on December 07, 2011, 12:15:37 AM
i can almost do that, it hurts though, and then i have to pop my joints back into place
edit: yeah like i said I thought it was a clever edit, but now im sure its jsut a freak of nature, and I shouldnt have tried :(
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 28, 2014, 12:34:59 AM
OMG TIMMY!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?
(http://i.imgur.com/Pip9zw8.jpg?1)
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Khushrenada on August 28, 2014, 12:59:28 AM
Well, it didn't get you banned but an image you posted in a perfectly innocent thread of mine (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=43277.0) got it locked. I think that is about as close as you can get before getting banned and is most likely the answer to the challenge of this thread.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 28, 2014, 01:07:57 AM
HAHAHA LOL. I'm so funny, that pic caught me off guard and made me laugh probably just as hard as the first time i posted it.
and perfectly innocent... LOL. the pic was inspired by your OP and your implied opening pic. it was just chocolate.... right? .....right!?
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Khushrenada on August 28, 2014, 01:17:41 AM
I always thought it was funny but that day Funhouse users suddenly acquired a higher standard of comedy and pooh poohed the whole thing. That sudden demand in quality postings here sure faded fast though.
Maybe it is just me but when I look at my posts in that thread, I see nothing offensive in them so I think I'm justified in calling it innocent.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Dasmos on August 28, 2014, 01:26:31 AM
I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.
Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever. WARNING!!!
What follows is a very sicking and depraved post. Do not read it. Period. Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned. In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post. Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick. Really, don't read it.
Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.
Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.
But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.
The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)
I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.
Jesus, Bob.
But I guess what we can take from this is your 'legal' photos should be ready in a couple years?
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 28, 2014, 01:48:47 AM
I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.
Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever. WARNING!!!
What follows is a very sicking and depraved post. Do not read it. Period. Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned. In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post. Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick. Really, don't read it.
Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.
Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.
But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.
The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)
I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.
Jesus, Bob.
But I guess what we can take from this is your 'legal' photos should be ready in a couple years?
less than 2 years... assuming he preserved the bodies perfectly.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Ponch on August 28, 2014, 01:51:33 AM
*cough* Alright, you're comin' with me, son.
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: Khushrenada on August 28, 2014, 02:02:32 AM
It's the police! Quick! Everyone put on your white dude disguises and we can all get away!
Title: Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
Post by: pokepal148 on August 28, 2014, 04:47:33 AM
Well, it didn't get you banned but an image you posted in a perfectly innocent thread of mine (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=43277.0) got it locked. I think that is about as close as you can get before getting banned and is most likely the answer to the challenge of this thread.