Post by: Pryopizm on February 08, 2006, 06:58:35 PM
Post by: Berto2K on February 08, 2006, 07:22:25 PM
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 08, 2006, 07:38:02 PM
Post by: ShyGuy on February 08, 2006, 08:27:16 PM
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 09, 2006, 05:58:52 AM
Jack Thompson: OBJECTION!!!! Who the HELL do you think you are?!
Judge: Overruled! I want to see where he goes with this. That's quite a claim, Mr. Wright. Do you have evidence to support it?
PS: I do, your honor.
JT: This is an OUTRAGE! Do you have any idea who I am?! Any idea what I've done for the people of this country?!
PW: Your honor, I have here a printed copy of everything Mr. Thompson has ever said on the internet.
Judge (reading): Hmm...goodness...unthinkable...reprehensible!!! You are certain that these are the words of Mr. Thompson, Mr. Wright?
PW: I am, your honor. Everything written in those documents was taken directly from his own statements.
Judge: Mr. Thompson, is this true?
JT: Of course it is! I stand by every word of condemnation I have directed at the developers who have made their money off of corrupting the minds and hearts of our children.
Judge: Hmm, I see. In that case...
*Dramatic pause*
*Flash to picture of Phoenix*
*Flash to picture of Jack*
*Flash to the whole courtroom*
Judge: Bailiff, take Mr. Thompson out to the parking lot and execute him.
*Courtroom explodes in applause*
–SB
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 09, 2006, 03:04:04 PM
-SB
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 10, 2006, 03:53:41 AM
What would Johnnie Cochran be doing looking for evidence?
Post by: PIAC on February 12, 2006, 02:43:34 AM
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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
He's a defense attorney, not a detective.
What would Johnnie Cochran be doing looking for evidence?
-SB
Post by: Smash_Brother on February 12, 2006, 11:04:51 AM
