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Title: I just stepped on a tack
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 11, 2005, 06:58:16 AM: it went almost all the way in my foot, but when I took it out there wasn't even a mark, no blood or nothing.

guys I think my foot is hollow
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on November 11, 2005, 07:03:16 AM: OH NO! IT'S KEVIN BACON!
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Post by: Pale on November 11, 2005, 07:03:55 AM: Poke it again and test your theory!
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 11, 2005, 07:04:34 AM: Lindsay Lohan is to blame, that bitch!
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Post by: Plugabugz on November 11, 2005, 07:05:22 AM: I stepped on a tack when I was 3, 16 years later the mark is still there.

BANZA POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 11, 2005, 07:10:02 AM: that reminds me of a joke I once heard

this guy goes to the local pharmacy and is all
"this is a little embarrassing...but I've got a date tonight and I need some....protection..."
"okay, what size? small, medium, or large?"
"uhh medium I guess"
"okay that comes to 2.37 plus tax"
"TACKS? I THOUGHT THEY STAYED ON BY THEMSELVES!!!!!!!"
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Post by: Bill Aurion on November 11, 2005, 07:25:58 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: nitsu niflheim
Lindsay Lohan is to blame, that bitch!

Damn right! >=O
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Post by: IceCold on November 11, 2005, 08:46:24 AM: Yeah, I stapled my thumb when I was a kid... it went all the way through. I don't remember how I got it out..
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 11, 2005, 09:10:16 AM: You're like the fourth person I know that's stapled their own finger. How the hell did you manage to achieve such a feat?
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Post by: SS4Gogita on November 11, 2005, 09:14:02 AM: I also just stepped on a tack with my foot

By stepped I mean penetrated

by a tack I mean your mother's vagina

and by foot I mean penis
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2005, 09:18:16 AM: oh sh best joke ever KN

Also my roommate tore off half his pinky toenail last night and his big toenail is swollen and about to fall off.

TOENAIL EPIDOCMICf EPICDIMC EPIDEMIC THERE GOT IT RIGHT
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Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on November 11, 2005, 04:12:32 PM: YOUR MOM IS A PINKY TOENAIL
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Post by: Dasmos on November 11, 2005, 04:20:43 PM: I once stepped on one of those christmas light covers. The ones with the spikes. It punctured my food with it barbs 5 times. I still have a scar from it as well.
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Post by: ShyGuy on November 12, 2005, 07:41:38 AM: Who covers their christmas lights with spikes?
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Post by: Mario on November 12, 2005, 05:30:53 PM: evil santa
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Post by: Dasmos on November 12, 2005, 05:42:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Who covers their christmas lights with spikes?
It creates a nice sparkling effect.
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Post by: ThePerm on November 12, 2005, 05:58:46 PM: i dont care
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 12, 2005, 06:03:01 PM: Evil Santa hates the children
all the children of the world
whether yellow green or black
he hates them any-whack
he's evil Santa of North America!
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Post by: wandering on December 18, 2005, 05:15:54 PM: He
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Post by: Khushrenada on December 18, 2015, 12:40:33 AM: Quote from: Wandering on December 18, 2005, 05:15:54 PM
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