Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Hostile Creation on November 10, 2005, 06:59:38 PM
Title: Nicola Tesla
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 10, 2005, 06:59:38 PM
Tesla was a genius, overshadowed by the intellectually inferior but more politically savvy Thomas Edison. He invented alternating current, the Tesla coil, remote controlling, and many other ideas ahead of his time. He was also a very good friend of Mark Twain. One day, he invited Twain over to try out a new invention of his. It created high frequency vibrations, an engine meant to run off of its own vibrations, but he was also curious about its possible therapeutic and sensual qualities. The vibrations were quite intense, you see. So, Mark Twain is happy to try out Tesla's new invention, and Tesla starts it up while Twain stands in front of it. He finds it immensely enjoyable, but Tesla warns him that he should get off before too long. Mark Twain refuses, insisting that he's enjoying himself too much. Tesla suggests that maybe he really should get off now, but Mark Twain stays on longer. A little too long. The vibrations of the machine liquified his bowels and Mark Twain shat all over himself.
Nicola Tesla was pretty much the coolest guy ever. Discuss.
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Post by: SS4Gogita on November 10, 2005, 07:16:33 PM
Serious discussion in Ty's Funhouse?
BANNED
Title: RE: Nicola Tesla
Post by: Hostile Creation on November 10, 2005, 07:56:47 PM
In other news, Tesla built a death ray, created a small earthquake through resonation, and claimed to have built an energy field.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 11, 2005, 08:36:04 AM
he's no Jack Kilby
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 11, 2005, 09:20:23 AM
Tesla would kill Jack Kilby with his LARGEST MANMADE LIGHTNING BOLT EVER CREATED.
Buzah.
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Post by: King of Twitch on November 11, 2005, 10:06:08 PM
Nicola Tesla was pretty much the coolest guy ever.
He's dead though.
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Post by: Jonnyboy117 on November 12, 2005, 08:04:26 AM
There's no such thing as serious discussion about Tesla. He's the Loch Ness Monster of scientists.
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Post by: SS4Gogita on November 12, 2005, 02:21:34 PM
How about seriously awesome
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Post by: wandering on December 18, 2005, 05:19:13 PM
his
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Post by: Shecky on November 07, 2007, 02:20:19 PM
In other words, I want a pair of those... I promise not to kill anyone with them...
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Post by: Mashiro on November 07, 2007, 03:03:04 PM
The above post was inspired by me.
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Post by: vudu on November 07, 2007, 03:09:23 PM
Quote Originally posted by: wandering his
LOL; even today we're still experiencing the repercussions of Minnie The Moocher.
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Post by: Crimm on November 07, 2007, 03:25:43 PM
Oh god, not that thread again!
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Post by: Kairon on November 07, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
According to Hollywood, Tesla figured out how to build what Calvin calls a "Duplicator."
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Post by: Shecky on November 07, 2007, 04:17:27 PM
This isn't some light show btw... just in case no one read the words that went along with the video. Those sparks are the music.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on November 07, 2007, 04:23:12 PM
Quote Originally posted by: Kairon According to Hollywood, Tesla figured out how to build what Calvin calls a "Duplicator."
A seriously awesome movie...
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Post by: couchmonkey on November 08, 2007, 02:07:27 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Quote Originally posted by: Kairon According to Hollywood, Tesla figured out how to build what Calvin calls a "Duplicator."
A seriously awesome movie...
WHAT A TWIST! I managed to figure most of it out ahead of time, but not how the bouncing ball guy had done his trick.
Also, Tesla's name is being perverted by Silicon Valley to sell us electric sports cars. His estate ought to be getting in on this action...if there's one to speak of.
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on November 12, 2007, 12:52:09 AM
I don't think David Bowie was that great of a scientist, to be honest...
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Post by: Kairon on November 12, 2007, 11:50:20 AM
Quote Originally posted by: ViewtifulGamer I don't think David Bowie was that great of a scientist, to be honest...
Maybe so, but he sure was a great Goblin King!
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Post by: that Baby guy on November 12, 2007, 11:55:48 AM
Is there anything David Bowie can't do, really? I challenge anyone who answers "Yes" to prove it!
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Post by: FoldMeTwice on November 13, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
has he tried singing?
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Post by: IceCold on November 13, 2007, 04:10:44 AM
Nope.
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Post by: stevey on July 27, 2009, 05:51:41 PM
bump! In honor of his 153th birthday. :cake;
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Post by: EasyCure on July 27, 2009, 06:08:00 PM
Hostile Creation is 153? Damn!
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