Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: BlkPaladin on February 07, 2005, 10:34:59 PM
Title: A little tongue in cheeck.
Post by: BlkPaladin on February 07, 2005, 10:34:59 PM
Here is a little humor, and I hope that no one will find it offensive. Post some of yours.
I have recently bought a AKC purebred Siberian Huskie that we are going to tried to stud out at the orginal breeders wish. We just recieved the four generation stud chart and while going over it I was surprised to find someone choose a little comentary when naming one of their female dogs, Marriah Carrie.
It a true story, but a little dated humor.
Title: RE:A little tongue in cheeck.
Post by: Dasmos on February 07, 2005, 10:51:52 PM
Quote Originally posted by: BlkPaladin Here is a little humor, and I hope that no one will find it offensive. Post some of yours.
I have recently bought a AKC purebred Siberian Huskie that we are going to tried to stud out at the orginal breeders wish. We just recieved the four generation stud chart and while going over it I was surprised to find someone choose a little comentary when naming one of their female dogs, Marriah Carrie.
It a true story, but a little dated humor.
If it's a purebred it probably has more talent than dear old Mariah.......
Title: RE: A little tongue in cheeck.
Post by: nickmitch on February 08, 2005, 05:31:08 PM
Raido-active cats have 18 half-lives. (Civics teachers are corny)
So this chick walks in to a gynecologist's office and says, "Doc I've got a problem. I went to this seafood place and ordered the jumbo shrimp." So the gynecologist says, "Well, what happened?" So the chick says, "Well I think I got crabs!"
My african-american lady friend who has the jungle fever said once, "Everyone is allowed to have their own vice and I know what mine is." So I say, "I bet you have three and they're all the same color!"
Title: RE:A little tongue in cheeck.
Post by: Dasmos on February 12, 2005, 12:24:12 AM
What's the difference between a chipmunk and a blonde????
They are of different species!
Title: RE: A little tongue in cheeck.
Post by: nickmitch on February 14, 2005, 06:30:37 PM
One from my the teacher for V-day: What did the boy light light-bulb say to the girl light-bulb on Valentine's day? "I wuv you watts and watts!"