Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: Jhiando on February 01, 2005, 10:36:30 PM
Title: All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: Jhiando on February 01, 2005, 10:36:30 PM
www.uweboll.com
Why should should videogame lovers visit this site? Because it is the site of the absolutely worst movie director of all who keeps getting the licences to make video games into movies and thus makes the worst video game movies ever. He just released that craptacular movie Alone in the Dark. He did House of the Dead. UNFORTUNATELY he also just finished Bloodrayne and he is going to make FAR CRY ( I LOVE that game !) . Anyway hopefully it is still up. IF NOT ... here is what you will see. Someone great hacker has hijacked his website and when you type in his name.... you will see " PLEASE stop making movies ". HILARIOUS.
Title: RE:All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: Jhiando on February 01, 2005, 11:31:08 PM
If you want to read some absolutely great / funny reviews of " Alone in the Dark " go to rotten tomatoes and look at the cream of the crop reviews. Man are those newspaper critics vicious!
" Alone in the Dark is no better than whatever you might pick up while wearing a blindfold at Blockbuster, even if you happen to reach into a trash can."
"Alone in the Dark is so awful, anyone who spends 10 bucks seeing it ought to get 11 bucks change and a written apology from the director and cast."
" Alone in the Dark co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."
""As video game adaptations go, even Pong: The Movie would have a lot more personality."
"This horror film, spun off from an old Atari video game, is so inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash."
"Alone in the Dark offers ample evidence that House of the Dead helmer Uwe BollUwe Boll should put down his joystick -- quickly, before anyone else gets hurt."
" "If someone recommends you see Alone in the Dark, assume that person hates you or at least dislikes you."
"If you are alone in the dark with Alone in the Dark, be sure to bring chewing gum -- it will provide entertainment."
Title: RE: All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: Pale on February 02, 2005, 06:17:25 AM
Wait, was that actually his site before or did someone just register that domain?
Title: RE: All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 02, 2005, 06:21:08 AM
I'm guessing someone just registered that domain...Whatever, it's not my money that's being wasted...
Title: RE: All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: ib2kool4u912 on February 02, 2005, 01:52:30 PM
Well from reading the first post it seems that it was originally the director's site.
Title: RE:All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 02, 2005, 06:28:13 PM
Title: RE:All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: King of Twitch on February 03, 2005, 08:14:48 PM
"Alone in the Dark" ... made only $2.5 million on its opening weekend"
haha I think even Gigli made a million more than that
Title: Re: All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: King of Twitch on October 25, 2010, 11:35:13 PM
Another U-tomic bomb (http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/10/25/uwe-boll-blubberella/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+InsideMovies+%28Moviefone%3A+Inside-Movies%29) is on the way.
Title: Re: All Videogame lovers should look at this site...
Post by: ThePerm on October 26, 2010, 12:05:25 AM
i thought Postal was his best work
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Post by: TheBlackCat on October 26, 2010, 12:50:12 AM
Been there, done that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF4XGYTyNjw)
