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Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)

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--- Quote from: pokepal148 on November 18, 2021, 11:34:01 AM ---You're saying that as if I wasn't planning to go even darker.

Have you signed up for Joja Prime? With Joja Prime, you can get two day shipping to your home for free! Talk about huge savings! You also get access to our movie streaming service, ad free viewing on Mixer, our livestreaming platform, and a lifetime* supply of kittens** bred right here in Shady Village.

*canceling your Joja Prime subscription for any reason will result in you no longer having access to our lifetime supply of kittens. Customers are limited to one free kitten per year. Once the kitten reaches 12 months of age, a Joja Mart representative will arrive to send the kitten to a Joja Mart Kitten Mill and a replacement kitten will be provided at an undetermined date.

**Some kittens may appear to be green and have a lettuce like texture on their fur. This is normal. Please keep these kittens away from predatory insects that feed on crops. All kittens are the property of the Joja Corporation. By accepting these kittens you also accept liability for any harm that occurs to them.

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Why does your logo look like the Watch Mojo logo? 


--- Quote from: MKBungle on November 18, 2021, 03:00:37 PM ---What kind of Black Friday specials are you planning there at JoJa Mart?

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We have all kinds of sales designed to get you into our store from televisions and movies from two years ago to common household goods. We also have all sorts of great deals on as part of our Deals on Wheels promotions going on throughout the holidays. Make sure to check for all the latest deals.

At Joja Mart, we like to pretend that safety is our number 1 priority. All of our associates are wearing face masks but we don't want to lose any money so we won't be requiring our customers to do the same. We hope you appreciate this 100% hollow gesture that shows our absolute lack of commitment to your safety or the safety of your community.

That gets a Honk!

Mop it up:
Ah well, at least I got more of you shlubs voting in the early days!

In case anyone didn't catch it, my scheme was to simply cast a vote for every player within the span of a single day, seemed like a funny thing to do. I wonder if anyone's ever done that before...

I s'pose at some point my plan will have to be to do that and still survive the day...


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