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When life’s crazy busy, all I crave is amusing forum fun that’s quick and easy to make. So, after all of these years, I’ve come up with a new way of forum gaming that’s completely changed my life and it’s going to take the stress out of yours too. I’m stripping back excitement to its bare essentials and I’m going to show you some amazing results using just the most basic forum ingredients. We’re talking high stakes fast!

And these are great competitions without the Mafia guilt. The ultimate pick-and-play of go-to fun for those of you who love your forums but don’t have the time or energy for complicated Mafia rulesets. If you’ve got a long old list of rules for a game, that’s one more reason to not play and I want to get you all playing. Balanced, pleasurable and good for you. You can create magic in the Funhouse with some time saving tricks and multi-tasking to the max. If you think you haven’t got time to play, think again!

You must not confuse simple with not lively. This is really lively. It’s delicious, nutritious, super-slow fun as we wait two days for Stratos to select a word. Right. Let's play it!


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A total of 11 wonderous chefs have signed on so far.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2021, 02:34:48 AM »
For reference, that introduction is sort of a mash-up of the introduction to the Jamie's Quick And Easy Food series with a bit of his 15 Minute Meals intro mixed in there as well with it being adjusted to more appropriate Safe Words... wording.

How many other chefs are we going to have sign-up to be part of this new culinary experiment?
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2021, 02:40:49 AM »
Can't wait to see Jamie get owned by those nugget desiring third graders all over again.

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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2021, 04:02:51 AM »
Time to finish #2 once more. Im in.
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2021, 04:59:35 AM »
Count me in

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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2021, 10:51:22 AM »
I will be one of the old school iron chefs or Rachel Ray whichever I decide upon.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2021, 01:02:00 AM »
I'll play.
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2021, 10:35:45 AM »
I'll have what they're having.

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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2021, 12:50:00 PM »
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2021, 12:52:18 PM »
You must not confuse simple with not lively. This is really lively. It’s delicious, nutritious, super-slow fun as we wait two days for Stratos to select a word. Right. Let's play it!

Hay! My dishes just take time to make properly! You can't whip these together in 30 minutes to compete in some Fastest Chef that Makes Passable Food for Critics cooking show!
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2021, 01:05:47 PM »
I will be one of the old school iron chefs or Rachel Ray whichever I decide upon.

I am in as Rachael Ray.
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2021, 01:08:07 PM »
You must not confuse simple with not lively. This is really lively. It’s delicious, nutritious, super-slow fun as we wait two days for Stratos to select a word. Right. Let's play it!

Hay! My dishes just take time to make properly! You can't whip these together in 30 minutes to compete in some Fastest Chef that Makes Passable Food for Critics cooking show!

" I disagree.  I started my cooking career with my show 30 minute meals!!"  It is possible!!
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2021, 02:06:07 PM »
You must not confuse simple with not lively. This is really lively. It’s delicious, nutritious, super-slow fun as we wait two days for Stratos to select a word. Right. Let's play it!

Hay! My dishes just take time to make properly! You can't whip these together in 30 minutes to compete in some Fastest Chef that Makes Passable Food for Critics cooking show!

I mean, just look how long it took him to see that jab after posting this thread. He's really making sure to get his posts tender!
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2021, 07:04:40 PM »
I will be playing this game as one of my favorite chefs, Chef AJ. I got to see her do a live cooking demo once and she is a great entertainer as well as a great cook. If you want a good diet where you stick to a limited set of foods, but can eat as much of them as you want, hers is the best I have found. Here is a link to her website.

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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2021, 07:47:02 PM »
In!

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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2021, 07:54:29 PM »
In like Charlie Day. Let's make some Milk Steak!

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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2021, 07:58:52 PM »
I can still get in right? I wouldn't wanna miss this!

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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2021, 10:10:48 AM »
Yep! You are all in.
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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2021, 12:05:28 PM »
Got nothing better to do.

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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2021, 05:41:18 PM »
LOL!

It's why we are all here on these forums in the first place!  ;D ......  :'(
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Re: Safe Words 18: Another Jamie Oliver Cooking Show. Sign-up Thread!
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2021, 10:31:53 AM »
Ok. Sign-ups are now closed. However, I'm going to use this thread for a bit of a twist before starting the game. In 6 hours, I'm going to put up a list of 11 choices. Everyone will select a choice. It's first come, first serve. Once that's done then the proper game can begin.
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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2021, 02:26:30 PM »
In like Charlie Day. Let's make some Milk Steak!

Remind me didn't you have a food based site years back.  Extreme Sandwiches or something like that?
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« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2021, 02:43:08 PM »
Oh yeah! ShyGuy's classic thread: Extreme sandwiches! Because no one likes a traditional sandwich!
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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2021, 02:50:19 PM »
Oh yeah! ShyGuy's classic thread: Extreme sandwiches! Because no one likes a traditional sandwich!

I am surprised those photobucket pictures are still up.  and yes my mouth is still watering.
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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2021, 04:36:39 PM »
"Game Start"

So, first things first, I want you to get your Safe Words mindset on and start thinking about what you need to have ready for the game. Like getting in the habit of checking in regularly. And one way to do that is by having to a pre-game select. So, below is a list of some cheeky little cookbooks. I want each player to select one. It's first come, first serve and you can not select a book that another player has already chosen. Time stamps matter here. Unlike in the game, you want to get the "bomb word" in this grouping. Once that's been discovered, I'll announce that this prep round is over and the first step of the game will be complete. Alright. Let's have a go!

Which of these books do you want to claim?

Jamie's 30 Minute Meals
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals
Save With Jamie

Jamie's Comfort Food
Everyday Super Food
Jamie Oliver's Christmas Cookbook
5 Ingredients: Quick & Easy Food
Jamie Cooks Italy
Jamie's Ultimate Veg
7 Ways: Easy Ideas for Every Day of the Week
Jamie Oliver Together
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« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2021, 05:00:46 PM »
I have to go with Jamie's Ultimate Veg

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« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2021, 06:01:28 PM »
7 Ways: Easy Ideas for Every Day of the Week
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« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2021, 06:11:17 PM »
I have to go with Jamie's Ultimate Veg

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« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2021, 07:33:03 PM »
Nice little twist you've thought up.

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« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2021, 07:39:56 PM »
Jamie Eats Cooks Italy


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« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2021, 08:09:34 PM »
Nice little twist you've thought up.

Save With Jamie

I literally have this book, don't @ me

No judgement. I’ve got a couple myself. They’re really well made but this one is not a winner.

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Lol! Good one :D but not a winner.
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« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2021, 08:32:13 PM »
Jaime's 30 minute Meals!!!
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« Reply #32 on: December 15, 2021, 09:19:34 PM »
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals!

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« Reply #33 on: December 15, 2021, 09:30:26 PM »
Jaime's 30 minute Meals!!!

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Jamie's 15 Minute Meals!

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« Reply #34 on: December 15, 2021, 09:32:52 PM »
5 choices left and 5 players to still choose:

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Oh no! We're going to be waiting for Stratos, aren't we?!!!  :'(  ;)
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« Reply #35 on: December 15, 2021, 10:40:47 PM »
I'll take Everyday Super Food

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« Reply #36 on: December 15, 2021, 11:12:11 PM »
I'll take Everyday Super Food

For a super dude like me

Still not the winning book. If this was a normal round of Safe Words, you'd all be doing so well.  ;D
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« Reply #37 on: December 15, 2021, 11:34:18 PM »
Jamie Oliver's Christmas Cookbook
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« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2021, 12:40:11 AM »
Jamie Oliver's Christmas Cookbook

Argh! We still haven't found it! Why did I use a random number generator to select the winning cookbook?!

Three choices left and three players left to select:

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« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2021, 02:07:44 AM »
Stratos is going to win by default lol.
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« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2021, 04:09:27 AM »
Wow this dude is one prolific author. Wonder if he has a ghost pepper writer?

I'll do my book report on Jamie's Comfort Food, teach.

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« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2021, 10:12:55 AM »
Wow this dude is one prolific author. Wonder if he has a ghost pepper writer?

I'll do my book report on Jamie's Comfort Food, teach.

And we have a winner!
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« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2021, 12:27:07 PM »
Wow this dude is one prolific author. Wonder if he has a ghost pepper writer?

I'll do my book report on Jamie's Comfort Food, teach.

And we have a winner!

So Order picks the bomb word now and the game goes on like normal right?
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