Topic: The Euphemism Thread

[Khushrenada]

So, a few days ago, I was struck with an idea for a new funhouse thread but I waited on it to make sure the idea was solid. I'd never post anything that wasn't 100% top notch quality nor would I ever do anything that might seem like I'm spam posting. Much like how NWR tries to measure the weekly content they put out, I try and approach the funhouse the same way and make sure there is a little something happening every day to come back for. I'm the true community manager. Ha!
 
In this thread, someone posts a euphemism and then someone else posts what it means and can give the next euphemism. So, for instance, Shift Key would post: "Euphemism - I've got some crack to snort and prostitutes to please." Partybear would then post: "Translation - I've got get back to work. Euphemism: etc, etc." Of course, that won't happen since they no longer post here. That's where you come in and why this thread needs you. Get it? Got it? Good.

Let's begin!

Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.

[Fatty The Hutt]

You would like to go swimming in a specific stream that is in front of you or that you are pointing to on a map?


Did I get it right?


Or, you like..."water sports"? (euphemistically speaking)

[Khushrenada]

Euphemism - Yeah, you got it "right".

Translation - Idiot.

[nickmitch]

Wait, if you do the translation, then what do I do?

[Fatty The Hutt]

Euphemism - Yeah, you got it "right".

Translation - Idiot.

and yet you completely glossed over "water sports", an actual euphemism. Who's the thing you said now, hmmm?

[BlackNMild2k1]

Let's begin!

Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.

Translation:  She may be kinda ugly, but pussy is pussy and I'm not as picky as the rest of you...


Euphemism: There is not enough liquor in the world...

[Khushrenada]

Wait, if you do the translation, then what do I do?

You do things? Even I'm not following the thread rules anymore.

[Khushrenada]

Let's begin!

Euphemism - I'll swim in that stream.

Translation:  She may be kinda ugly, but pussy is pussy and I'm not as picky as the rest of you...


Euphemism: There is not enough liquor in the world...

Translation: I will never be NWR's community manager. Eh. It comes from another thread but it gets the job done. Sometimes, that's what you got to do to keep a thread moving.

Euphemism: I'm going to do some calculating with my calculator, if you know what I mean.

[Oblivion]

Translation: you have some math homework to get done.

[Fatty The Hutt]

Euphemism: The Euphemism Thread


Translation: The thread where every phrase is a thinly veiled double-entendre about sex or pooping.

[Pixelated Pixies]

Euphemism - Stay away from my special lady friend!

[Khushrenada]

Translation: Those roofies are mine!

Euphemism: I have a date this Thursday! Ooooo. He goes for the low blow.

[Oblivion]

Translastion: Khush is a meanie!


Ufamism: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

[Fatty The Hutt]

Translation: I can't believe I have to barf again. I shouldn't have drank so much.


Euphemism: Excuse me, I just have to go sharpen my skates.

[Stogi]

Translation: I'm about to cut a rug.

Euphemism: Two can play that game.

[Pixelated Pixies]

Euphemism: Two can play that game.

Translation - You're not the only one who is capable of committing adultery.

Alternate Translation - Let's play Street Fighter Sweetie!


Euphemism - He put's s*** on the table to keep the flies off the butter.

[bustin98]

Translation - He whores out his mom while keeping his sister for himself.

Euphemism - I'm taking the kids to the pool

[Khushrenada]

Translation - He whores out his mom while keeping his sister for himself.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SNAP!

[Wah]

get a burn heal on that

[Pixelated Pixies]

Ha!