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Title: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 17, 2010, 09:42:34 PM
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This is where we all get together and watch a movie that some of us may have liked at some point in our lives and collectively criticize, dissect and just make fun of the movie today.
We will be watching & discussing one movie per week.
During that period of 1 week, we will also be making suggestions for the next movie to enter the rotation(see poll at top of thread). Movies play from Wednesday to Wednesday and Voting takes place from Sunday to Sunday, so all movie suggestions made before the start of a vote will be added to the poll. Only 1 movie can win per week, so only vote for the movie you want to watch next. The next 2 highest rated movies will automatically be added to the following weeks poll. Lets try to make sure we can stream the movies so that everyone can join in at any moment. (Netflix and/or Hulu preferred, other suggestion welcome though)
The current movie up for the Mystery Funhouse Theater is Big Trouble in Little China Mystery Funhouse Theater will begin on Wednesday @ 6pm (your time)
There are multiple ways that you can join us for Big Trouble in Little China; You can stream the movie by doing a Google Search: LetMeWatchThis or pop the movie into your DVD player if you got it
those are the only ways I know of to have the movie can be views at the moment. (if you know of any other streaming services that are providing the movies, please share)
The next movie in the rotation is TBD So you all have till Sunday @ Midnite PST to make more suggestions for the Poll since that is when one poll ends and a new one starts. (http://i39.tinypic.com/qspb84.jpg) has already OFFICIALLY begun.
TL;DR version
What: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER Watching: Big Trouble in Little China When: NOW Why: To make fun of it, why else. Who: Everyone is welcome to join Where: Google Search: LetMeWatchThis If you can find another place to watch, please share
What Else: Make movie suggestion and don't forget to VOTE for them
Any questions?
Mystery Funhouse Theater Movie Archive Movie 1: Puppet Master (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg609851#msg609851) Movie 2: Starship Troopers (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg611465#msg611465) Movie 3: Labyrinth (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg612814#msg612814) Movie 4: Ghoulies II (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg614100#msg614100) Movie 5: Raptor Island (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg617767#msg617767) Movie 6: The Rocketeer (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg619773#msg619773) Movie 7: The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg621501#msg621501) (Reel Broke) Movie 7: Eight Legged Freaks (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg621528#msg621528) Movie 8: Troll 2 (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg622961#msg622961) Movie 9: Return To House On Haunted Hill (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg624328#msg624328) Movie 10: Vampire's Kiss (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg626894#msg626894) Movie 11: Yoga Inc. (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg626894#msg626894) Movie 12: Class of 1999 (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg627712#msg627712) Movie 13: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg628922#msg628922) Movie 14: Nightmare on Elm Street (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg629891#msg629891) Movie 15: John Carpenter's The Thing (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg630889#msg630889) <HERE> (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg701177#msg701177) Movie 16: Killer Klowns From Outer Space (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg632029#msg632029) Movie 17: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg633250#msg633250) Movie 18: Hobo With A Shotgun (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg696072#msg696072) Movie 19: Jason X (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg699498#msg699498) Movie 20: Monsturd (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg699610#msg699610) Movie 21: Dead Alive (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg699740#msg699740) Movie 22: The Blob (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg700260#msg700260) Movie 23: Them! (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg700508#msg700508) Movie 24: From Dusk Till Dawn (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg700613#msg700613) Movie 25: Insidious (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg700971#msg700971) Movie 26: Man's Best Friend (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg701449#msg701449)
Movie XX: Big Trouble in Little China (On Hold)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 17, 2010, 10:45:55 PM
I reset the vote count. Don't vote for the "Your Suggestion Here" or "And Here Too" options.
Make a suggestion, I will add it to the poll, and then you can vote on it.
otherwise Labyrinth wins by default, since it's the only suggestion so far.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: ThePerm on May 18, 2010, 12:59:30 AM
hehe, first scene iv already come up with some LoLs
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 18, 2010, 01:08:20 AM
Fun idea, but are we going to make jokes about it in this thread or just 'discussion'? I have to sit here and hit refresh or are we going to do a chatroom?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 01:17:02 AM
Right here in the thread.
It would be nice for everyone to be watching at the same time, but it's not required.
100% spoiled conversation. Comment on what you are watching. post pics of the scene if you want. whatever goes. Just ongoing commentary about one movie at a time.
Don't forget to nominate and vote for the next movie in the line-up.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 18, 2010, 01:30:50 AM
OK I'm in. I nominate The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas which I've seen, The Phantom Planet and Starship Troopers which I haven't seen, and Bean which I might like.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 01:46:56 AM
OK I'm in. I nominate The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas which I've seen, The Phantom Planet and Starship Troopers which I haven't seen, and Bean which I might like.
Whoa!!! Slow down. That's a lot of suggestions, but I'll add them all.
But as a reminder to everyone, lets try to keep it to things we can all stream online so that we aren't all running around looking for rental stores that keep these in stock.
p.s. All of his suggestions are up on Hulu for Free.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on May 18, 2010, 01:56:47 AM
W00t! First vote!
Isn't Star Trek 5 generally considered the worst Trek movie? I've even read that it's been unofficially de-canonized by the fan community.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 02:07:39 AM
I actually reset the vote twice since there were 3 votes for nothing.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on May 18, 2010, 02:09:30 AM
So mine is the first legit vote :P
Don't you guys think the 2nd or 3rd Starship Troopers movies would be better cannon fodder for our little feature? (lol...)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 02:16:22 AM
But can you find it streaming on the internet?
2 & 3 aren't up on Hulu and they're not up on Netflix either. But Netflix does have what looks like all the Starship Trooper Cartoons: Roughnecks series.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: nickmitch on May 18, 2010, 02:21:25 AM
This should be fun.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on May 18, 2010, 02:22:19 AM
Huh, I thought I saw it offered on instant but I guess it was just for regular mail in. Though is there anything wrong with it being by mail? It only takes a day to get in via snail.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 02:32:03 AM
Not everyone has Netflix or Blockbuster online. and if anyone is like me, when it comes to netflix, I don't like to mess with my new release schedule because then I have to wait an extra week or 2 to get it.
Instant Streaming is much more convenient for everyone involved. But I imagine there will be an occasion or two that an actual disc will be necessary, I'm just trying to keep it simple for everyone. With streaming, you don't really have to plan ahead to join in.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on May 18, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
Agreed. I tend to take a while to watch disc films and I only have the one disc plan. Thinking about upgrading to the two disc plan so I can have one for me that I can take my sweet time with and the other is more for quick mailing and receiving. I watch more streaming than disc films because it caters to my instant wants. Sometimes I will start a movie and decide 5 minutes in I don't want to watch it right now and change to another on my queue.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: ThePerm on May 18, 2010, 04:04:03 AM
so many details
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 18, 2010, 04:26:03 AM
HEY BUTTHEAD
Quote
When: Wednesday @ 6pm
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 18, 2010, 11:32:22 AM
Why Wednesday you might ask?
Because we need time to decide on the next movie in the rotation before we get started.
that way, during the week of the first movie, we can decide on the movie after that. always gotta have a movie in the queue.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 19, 2010, 01:34:25 AM
Isn't Star Trek 5 generally considered the worst Trek movie?
You are correct sir, so it'd be a good movie to nominate
Quote
I've even read that it's been unofficially de-canonized by the fan community.
This isn't a democracy it's a Picardemocracy
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on May 19, 2010, 02:35:28 AM
Consider it nominated.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 19, 2010, 02:55:22 AM
Star Trek V wouldn't be good for this. It's not laughably bad, it's just depressingly bad.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: Stratos on May 19, 2010, 07:30:52 AM
Was it? I don't remember. All I remember of it was Scotty waving around a comically huge wrench, something about Spock's half brother searching for god and Uhura dancing naked in the sand to distract bad guys.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 19, 2010, 10:57:23 AM
Today is the last day to vote on the next Movie.
The winning movie will be the next in rotation. The 2nd & 3rd place winner will automatically carry over to the next vote session.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 19, 2010, 01:58:38 PM
There is currently a tie between Flinstones & Starship Troopers
7 hours of voting time left.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 19, 2010, 09:26:26 PM
Yea puppet, that's the same thing I do when I hear 'digital distribution is the future'
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: ThePerm on May 19, 2010, 09:28:13 PM
This is what I was thinking about watching the intro. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/i0.jpg)
EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING COURTYARD – MORNING
Vincent and Jules, their long matching overcoats practically dragging on the ground, walk through the courtyard of what looks like a hacienda-style Hollywood apartment building.
We TRACK alongside. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/4c834fa4.jpg)
VINCENT What's her name?
JULES Mia.
VINCENT How did Marsellus and her meet?
JULES I dunno, however people meet people. She usta be an actress.
VINCENT She ever do anything I woulda saw? (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/ii0.jpg) JULES I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot.
JULES Yes, but you're aware that there's an invention called television, and on that invention they show shows?
VINCENT Yeah.
JULES Well, the way they pick the shows on TV is they make one show, and that show's called a pilot. And they show that one show to the people who pick the shows, and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get accepted and become TV programs, and some don't, and become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/2.jpg)
They enter the apartment building.
INT. RECEPTION AREA (APARTMENT BUILDING) – MORNING (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/5.jpg)
Vincent and Jules walk through the reception area and wait for the elevator.
JULES You remember Antwan Rockamora? Half- black, half-Samoan, usta call him Tony Rocky Horror.
VINCENT Yeah maybe, fat right?
JULES I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the dude gonna do, he's Samoan.
JULES Sent a couple of guys over to his place. They took him out on the patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony. dude fell four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses – dude fell through that. Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.
The elevator doors open, Jules and Vincent exit. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/x11.jpg) VINCENT That's a damn shame.
INT. APARTMENT BUILDING HALLWAY – MORNING
STEADICAM in front of Jules and Vincent as they make a beeline down the hall.
VINCENT Still I hafta say, play with matches, ya get burned.
JULES Whaddya mean? (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/9.jpg) VINCENT You don't be givin' Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage.
JULES You don't think he overreacted?
VINCENT Antwan probably didn't expect Marsellus to react like he did, but he had to expect a reaction. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/x10.jpg) JULES It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
VINCENT It's laying hands on Marsellus Wallace's new wife in a familiar way. Is it as bad as eatin' her out – no, but you're in the same fuckin' ballpark. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/7.jpg) Jules stops Vincent.
JULES Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
VINCENT Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
JULES It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean ****.
VINCENT Have you ever given a foot massage?
JULES Don't be tellin' me about foot massages – I'm the foot fuckin' master.
VINCENT Given a lot of 'em?
JULES **** yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
VINCENT Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules looks at him a long moment – he's been set up.
JULES **** you. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/8.jpg) He starts walking down the hall. Vincent, smiling, walks a little bit behind.
VINCENT How many?
JULES **** you.
VINCENT Would you give me a foot massage – I'm kinda tired.
JULES Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed – this is the door. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/x12.jpg) The two men stand in front of the door numbered "49." They whisper.
JULES What time is it?
VINCENT (checking his watch) Seven-twenty-two in the morning.
JULES It ain't quite time, let's hang back. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/7.jpg) check out this composition (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/comp.jpg) They move a little away from the door, facing each other, still whispering.
JULES Look, just because I wouldn't give no man a foot massage, don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass- motherfuckin-house, fuckin' up the way the dude talks. That ain't right, man. Motherfucker do that to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'd kill'a motherfucker.
VINCENT I'm not sayin' he was right, but you're sayin' a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm sayin' it does. I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em. This sensual thing's goin' on that nobody's talkin about, but you know it and she knows it, fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan shoulda known fuckin' better. That's his fuckin' wife, man. He ain't gonna have a sense of humor about that ****. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/x13.jpg) JULES That's an interesting point, but let's get into character.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 19, 2010, 09:29:21 PM
9 minutes in and he's still playing with dolls. No wonder Perm wanted this movie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 19, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: ThePerm on May 19, 2010, 09:52:54 PM
OH MY GOD IS MY PENIS MISSING ? ? ? ? ? ? (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/l2.jpg)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/l1.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/l3.jpg) THANK GOD, its just leaches. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/l4.jpg) _ _ _ I'M a magical skull!!!! (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/ms.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/ms2.jpg) I like to randomly change positions! - - I want you to think of your wildest sexual fantasy (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/sf.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/peewee460.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!!
Post by: King of Twitch on May 19, 2010, 10:04:53 PM
"More energy means more time to make small talk with your office's diverse warehouse crew, like Darryl here..." --It's Roger actually, and I'm in accounting-- "Don't care"
The one drawback to being MacGruber: even when you have nothing but rope and a pocket knife, your wife still wakes you up to fix the leaky faucet
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 19, 2010, 11:02:53 PM
I haven't even started the movie yet, but I'm already enjoying this.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: Peachylala on May 19, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
That one pic with the poop colored dog/cat...thing makes it look like it's smoking.
Doesn't everyone just love badly aimed camera shots?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: King of Twitch on May 19, 2010, 11:13:40 PM
Supposed to be a Triumph reference.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ShyGuy on May 20, 2010, 12:29:33 AM
I don't know what's going on, but I like it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 20, 2010, 02:18:44 AM
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT GO NEAR THE FIREPLACE (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/fp.jpg) Hey whats this over by the fire place? (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/fp1.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/FP1A.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/fp2.jpg) - - - (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/pin1.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/pin2.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/pin3.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/pin4.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/pin5.jpg) - - - my mouth is bloody (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/b.jpg) not any more (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/b3.jpg) bloody again (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/b2.jpg) -- - I nominate Troll 2, also available on Hulu, considered one of the worst movies ever made, and a cult classic
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2010, 09:57:05 AM
There was a tie between Flinstones & Starship Troopers so I had to let Google be the Tie Breaker using Google Fight (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=The+Flintstones+in+Viva+Rock+Vegas&word2=Starship+Troopers)
Starship Troopers is next in line Flinstones & Labyrinth have automatically been renominated and the voted have been reset.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 20, 2010, 12:27:29 PM
i just bought star ship troopers about 2 weeks ago(and then it popped up on damn hulu later that day), its going to be much much harder to do because the movie is so intentional, but ill give it a go.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2010, 12:37:32 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2vnqi5x.jpg)
"Hey Japetto! Whats a puppet gotta do around here to become a real boy!?"
(http://i45.tinypic.com/671cfa.jpg) "I'll do anything!! .....no splinters like pinoccio, I promise ;) "
(http://i48.tinypic.com/9k72i8.jpg)
Was anybody else thinking Dark City at this point?
I can't really show it with out a GIF, but during the whole intro with the Puppet running through the hotel, Who here wasn't thinking "It's BACON!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErapf79rqM)" <-- click for reference
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 20, 2010, 01:06:38 PM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2010, 01:49:36 PM
I'm barely 10 minutes into the movie...
(http://i47.tinypic.com/ibxchv.jpg)
and I'm not sure who to me more afraid of. A giant woman who is swinging her purse around or a puppet with a knife for a right hand and a hook for a left.
Hate to see the cops stop him
woman: "Ahhhh!!! He's got a knife!!!" puppet: "Ahhhh!!! Who's got a knife!??"
Cops: "Put down the knife!" puppet: "what knife?" cops: "and the hook!" puppet: "what hook!!?"
cops: "drop the knife and slowly put your right hand behind your back" puppet: "Oh, this knife... I can't put it down. It is my right hand." ::points right hand at the cops::
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!! ::cops open fire::
-----------------------------------
But wait a second.... (http://i46.tinypic.com/dfiv0i.jpg)
wasn't that hook just on the other hand? I mean he just knocked on the door with it like 2 seconds ago. (http://i48.tinypic.com/15i9hzb.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2010, 02:18:21 PM
Meanwhile in the year 2042.....
(http://i46.tinypic.com/fz6gr5.jpg)
Hey, I am The Perm and welcome to my Crib Doll House.... cause I play with dolls (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31298.0)
But The Perm.... aren't you too old to still be playing with dolls? (http://i39.tinypic.com/2ahhxt.jpg)(http://i30.tinypic.com/i292s6.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2ppyq9u.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: Halbred on May 20, 2010, 02:26:38 PM
Hey, Amanda Seyfried! She's a cutie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2010, 02:59:00 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/10elu0o.jpg) "Excuse Me, can you tell us our fortunes!?"
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2cgy5ib.jpg) -"Of course..... You two are gonna get married and have a baby"
"Wow, really!? that's great, but do you think Buddy here is ever gonna get a real job?"
-"I see retail sales"
"Whuut!?? .... you must be mistaken because Buddy here is waaay to stupid to do retail sales. He flunked out of the 10th grade!!"
Buddy: "deeerrrp dee deerrp"
-(uhhh.... ok, got a couple of morons on my hands... lets spoon feed them what they want to hear)"I see construction... I see you working as a Foreman... of a construction company, in a retail store! Kinda like a... an enormous shopping mall! You are gonna be a rich man!!! You're gonna build a shopping mall!!"
Buddt: "Heehee I'm a gold mine!" duuuurp
[a foreman of a constuction company in a retail store? really but he couldn't do retail sales because he's too stupid to pass the 10th grade so he is gonna be in charge of the structural integrity and planning of a giant building that will occupy 1000's of people all at the same time...]
*this has been a paraphrased conversation from the movie. Some of it is word for word, the rest is summarized*
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 20, 2010, 03:50:03 PM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 20, 2010, 07:56:31 PM
I plan on finishing this movie today. I'm only about 15 minutes in (I know... I started it many many hours ago, but I was doing other stuff too) and I also have never seen this movie, so pickign it apart the first time through is kinda fun.
But where is Halbred and everyone else from the movie thread? Queue up those movies, the popcorn getting cold.
And don't forget to nominate more movies to be next in line. and also don't forget to vote for them before Wednesday next week.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 01:37:31 AM
Ok, I paused on this scene a few hours ago (sorry perm, reused your photo)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhousePM/sf.jpg) I wanted to find the south park little miss contest judges gif to go with the comments & expressions of the guy on the left.
"Are you getting anything about a Man on a horse in the rain.... She's running down the beach and she's naked." ::leans back with smug looking grin on his face:: "This little girl has a very vivid imagination"
I think the lady scientist expression says it all though (http://i47.tinypic.com/2qsrntw.jpg)
Could this guy sound any creepier
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 01:50:12 AM
Whats this business about a White Witch and Collective Powers?
They aren't about to do a seance or ritual are they?
I'm having thought of The Craft... By The Power of 3!!! or something like that.
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Mrs. Gallagher huh? I'm glad I remembered my big sheet of plastic... and a fork.
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WTF!? She just shoved a 10 inch pin through his heart... what if he was faking it? She could've killed him. (http://i50.tinypic.com/8zgoyt.jpg)
no one told me there was gonna be some nudity!!
But check out this guys "Oh" face.... (http://i47.tinypic.com/2cd8w7a.jpg) I bet he's the type to usually be asked to turn the lights out for sex.
I wonder where this guy was hiding? (http://i50.tinypic.com/15z09jl.jpg)
He looks like the result of A Cone Head, a Leprechaun and The Hulk had a baby. That actually sounds like a setup to a horrible joke that took place at a bar....
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2a9aemo.jpg) OH GAWD!!! I hope she's saying a prayer (he does have The Last Supper inside his casket lid) because there is an evil puppet underneath that shadowy cross outside her window.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 03:01:08 AM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2zf4cwg.jpg)
"Hey Brain..."
-"Yes Pinky?"
"Suppose we found it... What would you do with the power?"
-"Well, Pinky... I'd do what we always do! I'd try to take over the world!"
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 21, 2010, 03:21:21 AM
i swear i heard her fart up a bubble during the bath scene
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 03:25:40 AM
LOL so did I. Right before she got out.
(http://i45.tinypic.com/23my2v.jpg) "Captains Log, Stardate 4.69... About to embark on a sexual experiment with object Va.J.J. I'm hoping to open up a channel in Neal Gallagher this lovely specimen across from me. This experiment will utilize various sexual aides and other sorted apparatus. Descriptions to follow....."
"Side note to transcriber: I've set my phasers to 'Stunning'... I'm hoping she won't recover ;)"
That's funny, I don't remember that episode of Star Trek.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: Stratos on May 21, 2010, 03:37:11 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/23my2v.jpg) "Captains Log, Stardate 4.69... About to embark on a sexual experiment with object Va.J.J. I'm hoping to open up a channel in Neal Gallagher this lovely specimen across from me. This experiment will utilize various sexual aides and other sorted apparatus. Descriptions to follow....."
"Side note to transcriber: I've set my phasers to 'Stunning'... I'm hoping she won't recover ;) "
That's funny, I don't remember that episode of Star Trek.
That's very close to how I imagine Kirk's personal log being considering all of the different women he's pursued.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 03:47:38 AM
When the beds-a-rockin' (http://i47.tinypic.com/10mk429.jpg) the camera man is supposed to get a close up and put it all in focus!!!
But listening to that bed squeak, you can tell he's really drillin' her.
edit: Maybe it wasn't him that was drilling her afterall. (http://i47.tinypic.com/2pr9veg.jpg) Oooops. Right verb, wrong context!!
(http://i47.tinypic.com/20houq9.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 04:15:01 AM
And this is why we need to know more about the people on these forums....
Stratos... (http://i47.tinypic.com/29bhsfo.jpg) is that you... you kinky bastard!?
You said scale model replicas (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31298.msg608276#msg608276)... but I didn't know you liked em 1/8th scale.
Daaaaaaaamn!!! (http://i49.tinypic.com/vfxfn8.jpg) talk about deep throat.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 21, 2010, 10:59:51 PM
at least she didnt bite his penis off, just leeches
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 11:05:49 PM
I still have 30 minutes to go to finish this movie. I guess I could do that right now.
I'm still hoping that Broodwars, The Unagi, Halbred & Easycure all join in though. and that Stratos gets more involved.
Me, you and Zap (Bit.Trip.Rowsdower) have been doing all the heavy lifting so far.
I wonder if we could get GP, Mop it up & Maxi in on it too.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 11:13:32 PM
Also, there has been one guy that I never bothered to make fun of during this whole movie.
The guy with the hair. Is he in the sequels? He seems like the one guy who will live through this whole thing since he is the worst actor of them all with the quick one-liners delivered at a slightly higher volume than everyone else.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2010, 12:11:48 AM
its funny you still haven't finished them movie when you organized this thread, because of this thread iv now seen the movie about 4 times...:(
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 12:23:21 AM
I'm commenting and snapping screenshots while I'm watching it for the first time.
everything is as I'm seeing it, and I often get caught up with other things while I'm doing it too. Like looking for a specific gif to go with a comment or reading other threads while I wait for some sometimes slow uploads to tinypic. I'm in no rush to finish it, we have all week and then we're onto Starship Troopers.
I'm actually about to finish it right now, but I was trying to figure out why Chrome was using up all my ram since I was testing it out again to replace Safari as my secondary browser (my girls favorite) or Firefox as my primary (my girls secondary). This laptop is too old to really do everything I try to do on it, and I would like to run one browser that I like that doesn't use up all the system resources while it does it.
Firefox causes me to have to clean the computer alot before watching things like Netflix or Hulu since it causes slowdown after heavy usage, now Chrome is using all my RAM and Safari is just retarded and slow.... mentally.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 12:36:43 AM
Alright, I know the guy with the hair just turned the crazy chick down (he must be batting for the other team.... or he knows something I don't. And Yes I know she's crazy) but.... (http://i46.tinypic.com/2gt21ye.jpg)
This might not be so bad. She was all but begging for a stiff one after all ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2010, 12:48:30 AM
if a chick asks "maybe we could do some rearranging of the walls ourselves" or whatever she said...the answer is yes....
hell that's one of the plans sometimes, hang out with someone you know is going to bang a chick that night and be left alone with their roommate or sister.
She might still be alive if he had been with her. Maybe he was just after the dead guys wife cus he's weird like that. Im going to go with the other team theory though. I was on imdb, and whats weird is the guy looks just like Gary Busey now.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 01:01:59 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/bgxqu9.jpg) "C'mon baby, just let me put the tip in"
(http://i46.tinypic.com/vexlw6.jpg) "Now I just want you to know that this is gonna hurt me much more than it is gonna hurt you..."
(http://i48.tinypic.com/6h6k5z.jpg) -"OK, but you better be gentle... I may be drunk, but it's still my first time."
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2sbq3y1.jpg) "Don't worry... I'll be gentle... real gentle"
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 01:28:35 AM
When is this dude with the hair(Alex?) gonna wake up and realize that he couldn't even get laid in his own dream. You'd figure with the ability to see what's gonna happen in the future in his dreams, he would try to dream about getting some... but nope... can't get lucky there either.
I can't believe that dead guy just dissed his puppets like that. I think he may get the worst treatment yet. He's smiling now... but there are only 15 minutes left in the movie. I don't think he'll be smiling much longer.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/23tqtrm.jpg) "Oh no he didn't!!"
(http://i50.tinypic.com/168blti.jpg) -"Oh yes he did."
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 02:02:08 AM
Someone wanna tell me when I accidentally switched the channel? (http://i50.tinypic.com/116m0ls.jpg)
Because this is starting to resemble some sort of Japanese Puppet Torture Porn (http://i50.tinypic.com/2czt21l.jpg)
You can't see it in that pic, but he's getting screwed at the same time (in his neck)
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Post by: King of Twitch on May 22, 2010, 02:05:13 AM
See, that's what I expected the movie to be about. They should've cut out the first half and it would've been better slightly less bad
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 02:08:50 AM
and... THE END.
So that chick is now the new Puppet Master or what?
I wonder if Ghoulies and/or Critters is streaming...
edit: I'm nominating Ghoulies II that should be so bad it's gotta be good.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: Stratos on May 22, 2010, 02:54:16 AM
Gotta love how nobody calls for help in this movie. They just moan like they are having sex when they are getting killed.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 22, 2010, 08:07:14 PM
I don't think anyone really even screamed did they?
No one did anything to signal help or give warning to anyone else throughout this entire movie. No wonder they all died.... well most of them anyway. Do any of the survivors play a part in the sequel?
I figure that's gotta be equally bad if not worse, especially when it comes to acting(the guy with the hair was horrible).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2010, 12:09:45 AM
Whats that movie where they kill all the kids? I saw the children on hulu, but im not sure thats it.
Beware: Children at Play. It does sound like a good (read: terrible) one judging from the reviews.
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Delightfully horrible!, 29 December 2001 Author: Jeffery G. Rockey (http://www.imdb.com/user/ur1510317/comments) from Orange, CA I had never seen a Troma film before this. I had no idea what to expect. My best friend recommended it, so the two of us and another friend rented it one night and watched it. The results were as follows: My best friend and I laughed the entire time. My other friend became violent. Don't worry, he didn't hurt anyone. The bottom line is, this is NOT a horror movie! The creators may have attempted to make a horror movie, but what they made was a hilarious comedy! The actors in this movie are absolutely horrible! Click on any of their bios, very few of them have been in over three or four movies! THERE'S A REASON FOR THIS!!!!!!! But you know what? They're all trying really hard to do a good job, and I'm certain that they thought that they were making Hollywood gold. Now let's look at other aspects of production. I have a feeling that this is what Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom were looking for when they found "Springtime for Hitler" in "The Producers"! There is no aspect of this movie that is particularly good, which makes everything GREAT! Especially if you are a theatre student, like me. I refer to such cinematic techniques as introducing a character (A psychic medium in this instance) and NEVER closing up on her face! I refer to a man who is getting a crowd incensed, but they never respond with more than a dull "EERRRRR". I refer to a monologue by a Bible salesman (And won't most people in a religious community ALREADY own a Bible?) where in the middle of the monologue the shot changes to a Speed Limit sign for no apparent reason. Then there's the end of the film. I won't give it away, but you have GOT to stomach this movie to see the ending! It's worth it! Trust me!!!!!!
Is it sad that I was routing for the knife-hand puppet to kill everyone? I was also hoping Mr. 'Bad Actor-Bad Hair' dude got laid before the movie ended. Since I assumed he died I thought he deserved to experience a woman once before going.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2010, 04:28:10 PM
I had already though that Mr. Hair was was gonna make it through the movie since the beginning. I'm pretty sure I said that somewhere, but I though he was gonna be the Puppet Master. Maybe in the sequel.
Are the sequels any better or do they much worse?
edit: Looks like Puppet Master 2 & 3 both came out the same year (1991) and reading the descriptions, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they are all horrible...
Quote from: Puppet Master 2: His Unholy Creations
A gang of ghoulish, supernatural puppets uses an Egyptian brain serum to resurrect their long-dead creator, Andre Toulon (Steve Welles (http://www.netflix.com/RoleDisplay/Steve_Welles/30115957)), who promptly orders his marionette minions to drain the brains of a team of scientists. Meanwhile, Toulon falls for Carolyn (Elizabeth Maclellan (http://www.netflix.com/RoleDisplay/Elizabeth_Maclellan/30098737)), whom he believes to be the reincarnation of his lost love. Pinhead, Leech Woman, Blade and Tunneler are all back for more in this gory sequel to the 1989 cult hit.
Quote from: Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge
French puppeteer Andre Toulon (Guy Rolfe (http://www.netflix.com/RoleDisplay/Guy_Rolfe/20024581)) attracts the Nazis' attention with his anti-Hitler productions, which feature a cast of magical string-free marionettes. The Gestapo promptly kill his wife (Sarah Douglas (http://www.netflix.com/RoleDisplay/Sarah_Douglas/20001249)) and pursue Toulon's animation formula to create a zombie army. Enlisting the help of his faithful creations, Toulon pulls the strings on a very gory revenge plan in this clever prequel to the first two films in the horror franchise.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 23, 2010, 06:12:16 PM
3 sounds kinda interesting
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2010, 09:25:01 PM
I haven't voted yet, but out of curiosity, who voted for The Flinstones?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: broodwars on May 25, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
I haven't voted yet, but out of curiosity, who voted for The Flinstones?
I did. I was a big fan of the first movie, and Viva Rock Vegas took that joy and obliterated it. :'( I'm curious to see if I like the movie any better now, as I haven't seen the first movie in many years.
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Post by: King of Twitch on May 25, 2010, 06:16:42 PM
Ditto that.
MFT: Wednesday at 6pm is Viva Rock Vegas, correct?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: ThePerm on May 25, 2010, 06:31:31 PM
Starship Troopers is next, and thats followed by Viva Rock Vegas. I know how to make fun of Starship Troopers (since I watched it twice right before someone put it on the voting block), Starship Troopers is actually a smart movie and I will thoroughly dissect it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 26, 2010, 02:30:44 AM
vote ain't over yet.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 26, 2010, 08:39:36 PM
We need a Tie Breaker if the vote doesn't change by 6PM PST
I will leave it up to Google Fight and the loser will automatically move to the next round with the third highest voted option.
So VOTE people, find someone who hasn't voted, isn't participating and get them to vote for the movie you want to win.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Puppet Master
Post by: King of Twitch on May 26, 2010, 09:05:27 PM
Why don't you update the OP and we'll worry about the voting
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 26, 2010, 09:28:17 PM
Starship Troopers (http://cdn-6.nflximg.com/us/boxshots/gsd/1181616.jpg) Streaming Link: Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/watch/37498/starship-troopers) | Crackle (http://www.crackle.com/c/Starship_Troopers)
Quote from: Netflix
Starship Troopers
Made: 1997 Rated: R Length: 130 minutes
In this sci-fi adventure based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein and directed by Paul Verhoeven, fire-spitting, brain-sucking bugs attack Earth, and the city of Buenos Aires is wiped off the map. Coming to the rescue are Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien), Dizzy (Dina Meyer), Carmen (Denise Richards) and Ace (Jake Busey), courageous soldiers who travel to the distant Klendathu system for the ultimate showdown.
Lights are dimmed, and the previews are over, so everyone have at it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: King of Twitch on May 26, 2010, 09:32:17 PM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/126/l_2bd50dbe69d3455dbf52cf64831c8091.jpg) The following program is also made sense to you by..Absolut Vodka
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/150/l_724eba7abca64a57899b6705691a2468.jpg) Oh, so that's what happened in the Superdome during Katrina
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/139/l_da2d3c8adc9f4332a4908e3f12a8250b.jpg) Knowing you won't have to take pre-algebra math a sixth consecutive year--priceless.
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/132/l_7ab7e437d3c640e2b51e8fc8cba4bfa9.jpg) "And I thought my maxi pads got pretty gnarly"
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/139/l_9e2c88dd838a4e448216edbfb1979e4a.jpg) The last time I saw a guy this disoriented was coming out of the pre-screening for Sex and the City 2
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on May 26, 2010, 10:02:27 PM
damnit its already wednesday! I was going too be like all prepared and do this **** ahead of time..i fail
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: King of Twitch on May 26, 2010, 10:24:23 PM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/138/l_563a409c9c024ef485a50c9c31fb514c.jpg) It's not often you can sum up a guy's love life [with women] in a single screencap.
Neil, Neil, Neil... where did your mother and I go wrong?
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/l_e898332b69754990afae5ecfd28700c1.jpg) Hey do you guys mind if we stop at Starbucks? Like omg, k, last week I was there, tryyyying to buy a double latte venti with sprinkles and cinnamon-but no whipped cream (because of all the calories right?) when the guy behind the counter goes on his lunch break and he REFUUUSES to serve me! I was like, that's totalllly bs, hello? I am a paying customer, you have to serve me, that's your JOB. And then I get a call from Cathy who's been waiting for me at Target for like 15 minutes wondering where I am and then the manager walks up and then I'm like, perfect, now I can get my coffee and leave but nooo he refuses to talk to me while I'm on the phone! Can you belieeeeve these people?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ShyGuy on May 26, 2010, 11:20:07 PM
I always thought Casper Van Dean would have a bigger career. What did he have? Starship Troopers, The Omega Code, and a supporting role in Sleepy Hollow?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on May 27, 2010, 01:45:31 AM
Johnny Rico is a High School Student, just about to Graduate (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss1.jpg) he has a girlfriend that he wants to be with (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss3.jpg) she resembles the great late Michael Jackson, or does he resemble her? (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/michael-jackson1.jpg) Johnny is good at sports (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss5.jpg) but has low grades (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss2.jpg) he wants to join the Military (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss6.jpg) mainly because his girlfriend wants to join (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss4.jpg) but his parents don't approve (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss7.jpg) but he's going to join anyway, because its his choice (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss9.jpg) the other reason he wants to join is because he gets to fly in ships (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ssx1.jpg) shoot bugs (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/bugshoot1.jpg) and enjoy co-ed showers, censored for your eyes! (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ssxs2.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ssxs1.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ssxs3.jpg) despite being perfect for the job he has some set backs his girlfriend dumps him as soon as he joins..they are in different branches anyhow (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ssx.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/1736647-300x193.jpg) he gets a man killed, and as a result he gets his ass whipped like Kunta Kente. (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ss8.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/KuntaKinteWhipping_Scene.jpg) but despite this he finds purpose (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/ssx2.jpg) the bugs kill his parents and many people he knows, and destroy his hometown (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/nf.jpg)
now this sounds like the plotline for some fascist military recruitment movie? :P
some critics panned this movie as nothing more then a mindless summer blockbuster about shooting bugs (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouseSST/bugshoot2.jpg) but it is actually quite an intelligent satire, about facism and militarism. The acting is masterfully hammy and cliché. The movie doesnt act like its a 1997 movie about the future, it acts like a 2357 movie aimed to propagandize a generation into a contemporary fascist state. The movie is made by Paul Verhoeven who geniusly lampooned corporations in Robocop. The movie is designed entirely to mimic a propaganda film of the 1940s, it might as well be about this guy. Squint your Eyes.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: Caterkiller on May 27, 2010, 03:15:05 AM
Hey serious queston here. What is that movie Troll 2 in the poll? And does anyone know anything about Troll 1 and what its about?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on May 27, 2010, 03:18:06 AM
Troll 1 is about Harry Potter
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: King of Twitch on May 27, 2010, 03:00:27 PM
If it's so intelligent and masterfully acted, why did I want to kill myself when I realized there was an hour left? Why are they still using machine guns in 2357 when they know they're ineffective? Why don't they drop a nuke from an airplane instead of trying to fight their way through hoards?
I'm bored of MFT if nobody's gonna participate.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on May 27, 2010, 03:06:06 PM
If it's so intelligent and masterfully acted, why did I want to kill myself when I realized there was an hour left? Why are they still using machine guns in 2357 when they know they're ineffective? Why don't they drop a nuke from an airplane instead of trying to fight their way through hoards?
I'm bored of MFT if nobody's gonna participate.
Chill out. I'm probably going to be joining the fray within a day or so (though don't expect mountains of images and pithy little internet jokes. That's not my thing), as I just need to acquire the movie. I haven't seen Starship Troopers in ages, so that could be fun. I actually have kind of fond memories of that CG animated series that came after it, though they're soured by the fact that the show was canceled before it ever got a conclusion.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: King of Twitch on May 27, 2010, 03:13:34 PM
YOU chill out, it's on hulu
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on May 27, 2010, 05:38:21 PM
Casper Van Dien hasn't gone far because he's not a great actor, he was probably picked because he was such a ham bastard who is more good looking than talented. Some **** is so hammy it must be satirical, like the end scene when they pull out the huge Vagina Brain and Dougie Houser gives his big speech about how it wasn't all their big technology that got the Brain it was a drill sergeant who did the move that was a turning point in the war. Its the type of movie made by the Nazis to get the average German soldier to join the party. However, American WWII propaganda was just as bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldrhzw-ZKbA not an actual propaganda video
the nuking the planet thing I thought about too...you see thats the best way to do it, but the Federation is raising dumb people and sending them to war so they can combat overpopulation. Why not use tanks, and air raids? Why are they fighting WWI style? Also, nuking the planet makes in uninhabitable. They might be wanting to colonize it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 27, 2010, 11:32:01 PM
I haven't started this one up yet, I've been really busy the last couple of days with so I just haven't had time, and when I did have time I've been too tired.
I'm gonna get this one playing by Saturday when I have all day free...
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on May 27, 2010, 11:59:06 PM
.....
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 31, 2010, 03:06:20 AM
I really want to know what it takes to get Broodwars, The Unagi, Halbred, Easycure, Stratos and anyone else that was interested in participating to participate. Seriously, let me know.
I'm gonna suggest that one of them have to start off the next movie (Labyrinth) before Zap, The Perm or myself get into it.
Now I'm about to load up Starship Bloopers and see what I can make out of this movie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 31, 2010, 03:51:37 AM
I don't think I ever actually realized that Doogie Howser was in this movie.(from the pics above)
I also never noticed how bad the CG was for that missing arm from the teacher.
I would do pics again, but this laptop is on it's last week(s) and streaming video from Hulu is choppy to say the least. Rewinding also leads to commercials breaks so that makes getting the perfect pic also a little hard.
But Rico's girl could pilot my ship anytime. and I mean anytime. that goes for the other jealous chick too.
edit: Here is a direct link to the movie from crackle.com(the place that Hulu is streaming from) http://www.crackle.com/c/Starship_Troopers
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 31, 2010, 04:16:26 AM
I know it's been mentioned but are we really supposed to believe that thy are High School students? Is that what they are supposed to be? because Rico looks to be pushing 30 (mid to late 20's easy) and the jealous chick looks to be slightly older than that.
after a quick IMDB search... (Both of them were actually born 3 days apart back in Dec. of 1968.... This movie was made in 1997. that makes them both almost 30 when this came out.)
Wow, I just realized that every time I've watched this movie, it's been when it aired on TV (I think).
That first shot of the schools dance reminded me a little bit of Rain in Las Vegas. Has anyone been there before? I think it's in the Palms Hotel.
& LOL at the "Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today" scene. That's when he realized that he should have studied a little harder when he was in school.
edit: 1:35am
It's always funny to go back and watch a movie and now recognize an actor who was a nobody back then.
The "Are you a psychic?" guy is Detective Lasseter "Lassie" from the show Psych.
edit: 1:58am
DAAYUUUUM
Break up over pre-recorded message infront of the whole room & ended it with the "lets be friends" line. That is cold. You'd think that in whatever year they are in right now, they would have some real-time video conferencing in a way that was more private than that. Considering that everyone today has a personal cell phone that for the most part is technically capable of doing that today, I would expect it from the people of the future as a standard.
edit: 2:15am
"Luck had nothing to do with it.... we have a helluva fight team!"
More like you have a new recruit that changed your flight path (unauthorized) and put you directly in harms way even damaging your ship and losing personnel in the process. Is she gonna get rewarded for her efforts?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: Stratos on May 31, 2010, 05:22:53 AM
Sorry, I guess it's hard to watch a movie and run back to my computer to post. Makes me wish I had a laptop again.
Also, apparently you can't stream this on Netflix so I don't have the film yet.
Plus I tend to feed off of friends for making jokes during a movie and not having other people with me makes it a tad hard to get the ball rolling for me.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 31, 2010, 05:30:08 AM
Are you having computer issues too?
it's streaming on Hulu and Crackle so if you do have a computer, that shouldn't be the issue. both links are in the OP if you need them.
On crackle you don't need to be logged in to watch, so I would start there. http://www.crackle.com/c/Starship_Troopers (http://www.crackle.com/c/Starship_Troopers)
As far as getting yourself rolling, invite a friend over, read some comments already made, just try to be overly critical and nit pick details or imagine what one of your friends would say(that's funny), then post here.
but I gotta pause my viewing and finish it tomorrow(I'm at the 50min mark), it's late and this computer is being way too choppy to watch this movie continuously, so I'll finish it from my house on my computer sometime tomorrow.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on May 31, 2010, 06:23:17 AM
im lucky i had bought it before it was suggested, i had been having a craving to watch it since I saw District 9 in theaters. I had had even stronger cravings of watching it when i did buy it because I was playing through StarCraft again.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: Stratos on May 31, 2010, 06:58:11 AM
I was always humored by the similarities between the Terran Brood Wars campaign and Starship Troopers. The whole propaganda movie setup was well done in both I think.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on May 31, 2010, 11:24:22 PM
I really want to know what it takes to get Broodwars, The Unagi, Halbred, Easycure, Stratos and anyone else that was interested in participating to participate. Seriously, let me know.
I'm gonna suggest that one of them have to start off the next movie (Labyrinth) before Zap, The Perm or myself get into it.
Now I'm about to load up Starship Bloopers and see what I can make out of this movie.
Sorry, I've been busy having my soul devoured by Resonance of Fate, probably my most hated JRPG of this generation. I tried multi-tasking watching various movies and TV shows while I did so, but found that I wasn't really paying attention to movies I hadn't seen before (like Predator) so I stopped until I could give them full attention. But now that it has been vanquished, I can turn my attention to that movie. In fact...
*opens the file and starts watching*
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 03:52:41 AM
Well, I'm roughly about halfway through the movie (which is about as far as I dare watch tonight considering I have to get up again in about 3-4 hours for Work), and so far I'm enjoying the movie a lot more than I remembered liking it back when I first saw it. Just a couple thoughts for the moment:
1. Yeah, I agree with some of the sentiments above: these actors are way too old to be playing high school students. If they really wanted to use these actors, they should have tweaked the story to make them college students. It's not like the story would have changed much.
2. Denise Richards is about as convincing playing a Maverick-style pilot as she was playing a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough. That is to say, she's not the least bit convincing. With that stupid grin always plastered on her face she looks like she's trying out to be a Mouseketeer or sell toothpaste or something. When she's at the controls, she looks like a 10 year-old child getting into a bumper car.
3. There's both a lot more graphic violence and nudity than I remembered in this movie.
4. The editing's really choppy, with a lot of abrupt cuts between scenes. Considering those "internet ad"-style transitions work really well, I'm surprised they didn't use them more than they have so far.
5. Wow, I was pleasantly surprised to see both Clancy Brown and Michael Ironside in this movie. It's not every day that Darkseid and Lex Luthor get to be on the same side. ;)
6. The visuals have both held up a lot better and a lot worse than I expected (I'm watching the Blu-Ray version, btw). The bugs in general look great and it's really nostalgic seeing actual model ships flying through space instead of CG models, but there's also a lot of unconvincing compositing and some of the props look really fake (like Michael Ironside's amputated arm).
7. Ok, seriously, what is with the double-standard on that incident with the asteroid and Richards' ship? Apparently, a teammate accidentally killing a guy who couldn't keep his helmet on straight was bad enough to narrowly come close to dishonorable discharge for Rico. Meanwhile, because Richards and her new boy-toy were too busy flirting on the bridge instead of doing their jobs and keeping watch, they somehow missed that giant asteroid headed right for them until it was nearly on top of them. Because of this, not only does a sizeable portion of the ship get ripped off (killing who knows how many people), but millions of people die back on Earth when the asteroid collides and it starts a War. All this because Richards is a slut, and what does the captain do? She praises her piloting ability. Are you kidding me?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
hehehe, that is a gross double standard, her ass should be whipped
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 12:04:40 PM
Points 1, 3, 6, & 7
I think I had the same ones, especially 7 though (even though I stopped watching before they confirmed that the asteroid hit earth). But WTF @ that horrible double standard.
I still got about 1:20 to go before I'm done.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: Stratos on June 01, 2010, 05:55:21 PM
It's different branches of the military. Perhaps the army likes whipping 30-year-old high school graduates for training mistakes and the navy overlooks those things.
Though also note that neither Richards nor her wannabe lover actually tell the commander they were messing around when the asteroid hit. So it looks like a narrowly avoided 'surprise attack' instead of a gross negligence of duty.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 05:57:05 PM
in the future genetic drift has caused Teenagers to look much older then their counterparts from centuries ago
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: Stratos on June 01, 2010, 05:59:20 PM
Or maybe that was a drop out redemption school and everyone there was actually going to get their GED.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 06:02:53 PM
Or maybe that was a drop out redemption school and everyone there was actually going to get their GED.
Considering Rico's father was quite adamant about him moving on to Harvard right out of school rather than enroll in the military, I'd say that's unlikely. That is, of course, unless Harvard's entry qualifications have changed drastically in this universe. ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 06:04:40 PM
It's different branches of the military. Perhaps the army likes whipping 30-year-old high school graduates for training mistakes and the navy overlooks those things.
Though also note that neither Richards nor her wannabe lover actually tell the commander they were messing around when the asteroid hit. So it looks like a narrowly avoided 'surprise attack' instead of a gross negligence of duty.
But you're forgetting the part where Denise Richards(rookie pilot) changed the flight plan without authorization from a higher up which resulted in a collision with an asteroid and the death of possibly 100's on board.
vs the death of one soldier caused by an accident during a training mission.
One person was permanently scarred while the other was praised and possibly promoted.
Or maybe that was a drop out redemption school and everyone there was actually going to get their GED.
10 years later and with eligibility to get into Harvard.... I think not.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 06:06:23 PM
money plays a part in getting people into ivy league schools, maybe high schools are better in the future and theres a lot less social bullshit people have to go through. 99% of valedictorians just kiss their teachers asses or are tied to some sort of political pull by their parent who is also a teacher at the school, not to mention bribes for good grades.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: King of Twitch on June 01, 2010, 06:29:26 PM
But you're forgetting the part where Denise Richards(rookie pilot) changed the flight plan without authorization from a higher up which resulted in a collision with an asteroid and the death of possibly 100's on board.
vs the death of one soldier caused by an accident during a training mission.
One person was permanently scarred while the other was praised and possibly promoted.
Srsly it must've been some magic helmets to block machine gun fire at point blank range in the face.
Am I supposed to be sad at the rookie dying but laugh at the drill sergeant that throws a knife through a guy's hand? WTF
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 06:36:13 PM
But you're forgetting the part where Denise Richards(rookie pilot) changed the flight plan without authorization from a higher up which resulted in a collision with an asteroid and the death of possibly 100's on board.
vs the death of one soldier caused by an accident during a training mission.
One person was permanently scarred while the other was praised and possibly promoted.
Srsly it must've been some magic helmets to block machine gun fire at point blank range in the face.
Yeah, that bugged me as well: helmets aren't typically designed to actually protect the user from gunfire. They'd be too heavy to wear effectively if they did. They're intended to protect the wearer from shrapnel or indirect hits at best. His helmet wouldn't have protected him from a point-blank direct hit from a machine gun even if he was wearing it and even if it did fit him. Speaking of which, how incompetent is that army if they couldn't manage to get the guy a helmet that actually fit, because as we saw the helmet was a safety hazard to himself and others since he couldn't see properly wearing it? I can understand the reprimand on Rico for ignoring Clancy Brown's orders to observe strict safety protocols, but not to the extreme they took it considering all the mitigating circumstances.
Meanwhile, while the army's cracking down on Rico that captain can't even be bothered to ask Richards why they didn't spot the asteroid until it was close enough to actually exert gravitation force upon them. Space is a vast place, and from what we've seen there's no reason to believe the asteroid has a frickin' warp drive so their instruments at the very least should have been able to detect it with enough time to better evade it and prevent damage to the ship. If I were Captain, my first question would be to pull the two of them into my Office and ask them just what the hell happened, but apparently she couldn't be bothered (or she just didn't care).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 06:52:08 PM
btw, I mean to mention this earlier, but when did Guille from Street Fighter apparently join the Earth Federation as a mobile infantryman? :P:
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 06:55:24 PM
Why were they using live ammo in a training exercise? If you ask me that training course is just accidents waiting to happen. Notice he got shot through the eye, which isn't covered by the helmet. If anything Rico is a scapegoat so the drill instructors don't get in trouble.
obviously you used the word best indicating the same thing i am
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 08:30:41 PM
I fear for the future
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2ujky7k.jpg)
since I think it's obvious the "real" reason the transmission was terminated. They even started using their old logo again in the future. I guess Retro is back in 500 years from 15 years ago.
edit: 5:35
So this movie takes place in 2537 or something like that right? Did we never get the Starwars program back up and running? Planetary defense lasers set up on the moon? Mars or anywhere else in the Milky Way?
How far away from Earth is that military establishment?
edit: 5:55
1 hour in and finally some Bug Action. But someone should have shown the Mobile Infantry the Doogie "How To Kill A Bug in 3 shots" video. They might have prevented alot of unnecessary casualties.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 09:34:02 PM
1 hour in and finally some Bug Action. But someone should have shown the Mobile Infantry the Doogie "How To Kill A Bug in 3 shots" video. They might have prevented alot of unnecessary casualties.
Yeah, I'm watching the second half of the movie now, and you really have to wonder why they didn't equip their infantry with just about anything with more stopping power than machine guns. Considering this society apparently dissects the Bugs in high school, you'd think they'd know already how ineffective their projectile weapons are against the Bug carapace. Their RPG and nuclear weapons certainly seem to be effective enough to warrant them using them more often. Hell, for that matter why are they even using ground troops for this? They have no interest in colonizing the Bug planets and they have nuclear weapons and questionable air superiority: just bomb the **** out of them, using a contingent of mobile infantry or low-atmosphere aerial craft to take out the anti-air Bugs!
Man, this is sounding like a StarCraft campaign. :P: : : I see the enemy is very fond of the Zergling rush. I could definitely do without the constant Bug "blood sprays", as the stuff looks like it has the consistency of Nickelodeon slime and just looks silly.
Man, Michael Ironside can really chew the scenery. This movie does make me want to poke around the internet and possibly find a good deal on the Roughnecks TV series, though I'd like to wait for the series to maybe one day hit Blu-Ray since animation really shines in that format with the higher color saturation.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
the roughneck series is on hulu i think
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 09:54:41 PM
I was thinking the same thing about the air support vs ground troops.
I'm thinking carpet bomb the **** out of the whole populated area of the planet, followed up by Gunship helicopters to finish off anything that is still moving then bring the ground troops in after that to check for caves and collect useful "artifacts" when the dust settles.
I also made the connection to Starcraft too (now I'm wishing I didn't get distracted and came back to post it sooner so I could beat you to the thought).
Also where are the robotic ground scouts armed with firepower. Some Johnny 5 lookin' bots equipped to the teeth with anti-tank & armor piercing bullets. At their level of technological advancement you would think robotics would be one of the major fields in the military. I mean they are doing robotic automated tissue regeneration and mechanical limb replacements. I really not sure why they would even bother to send an actual human to the planet surface when it can all be controlled from space or further away.
also Roughnecks (the entire series? all 8 ) is on Netflix Watch It Now (http://www.netflix.com/Search?oq=&lnkctr=srchrd-ips&v1=roughnecks&btn=Search).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 09:57:00 PM
yeah, other then intersteller travel, they are behind us in many things.
roughnecks at crackle http://www.crackle.com/c/Roughnecks_Starship_Troopers_Chronicles/Roughnecks_Starship_Troopers_Episode_37/2459751#id=2459616&ml=o%3D12%26fpl%3D354424%26fx%3D
its kinda funny, that allthough the animation is dated, it seems to not have all the problems the movie had. This day and age the show would be awesome.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 10:12:47 PM
1:24:20
Ah, there are the Mutalisks. Ok, that throws an air assault out the window, considering based on the tech we've seen so far this society probably doesn't have any decent fighter-type aerial combat craft to protect their bombers. Still, they could nuke the planet from orbit.
And incidentally, just what is that spinning column behind the captain's chair on the bridge of that cruiser? Their warp core? Gravitational generator? Turbolift?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 10:18:10 PM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 10:20:27 PM
OMG Halo ripped off Starship Troopers!!!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 10:26:30 PM
those suit designs seem pretty generic, but man they are similar, if the Spartan helmet was transparent it would be the same thing. Although Tribes suits look similar too. Obvious predecessor to all of them
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 10:29:34 PM
1:30:00
Yeah, umm...sorry to interupt your mighty Battle of Helm's Shanty Town re-enactment, recreated with the best that can be bought at your local Arts & Crafts store and Home Depot (seriously, those Gattling Canons look so fake it's painful), but considering the sheer number of bugs clumped together in one place maybe you guys might want to considering using...oh I don't know...EXPLOSIVE WEAPONS like RPGs and Nukes instead of your machine guns? Sheesh, considering this is supposedly the best mobile infantry squad in the Federation, they're really pitifully armed.
That said, this actually is a pretty awesome battle, with some great interaction between Live Action actors and the CG Bugs. I love how the Bugs are just using their dead as a Hill to get higher over the walls.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 10:32:09 PM
Well unfortunately the mobile infantry are all dumb according to their test scores, that goes up the chain of command. If your reconnaissance intelligence are all dumb than there is going to be problems during the war. Idiocracy in motion.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 10:37:07 PM
Broodwars, I like your idea of posting what time in the movie you are pausing it at vs what I was doing, posting what time I edited my post at(PST).
makes more sense for those following along. I'm gonna adapt that for the next movie if I don't do another pic parade, since the pics show you where I am in the movie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 10:55:51 PM
1:39:46
*struggles not to laugh*
Gee, someone was a big fan of Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn. All that's missing is a set of bagpipes playing "Amazing Grace" and the Genesis Planet. And at the rate we're losing main characters, we might need the latter considering this movie got several sequels. Well, good riddance...I couldn't stand that character and their acting was pretty horrible, especially in their death scene.
1:43:48
And that, boys & girls, is why you wait until you're outside of an enemy's orbital firing range before you cut all engines and spool up your FTL. *facepalm*
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 01, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
Well that was an abrupt ending. Overall, that was quite a fun movie, classic space opera in many ways. I wish the satirical side of the source material had been pushed a little more than it did in the second half of the movie (it just kind of vanishes until the ending once the War gets underway). Great action, though, with really good staging (I'm kind of a sucker for well-choreographed artillery fire, and there's quite a lot of it in the latter part of the movie, even as just background scenery) and some decent, if hammy, acting.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 12:03:02 AM
Don't Forget to VOTE
The next movie is Labyrinth, but the movie after that hasn't been decided yet. so vote, vote, vote. Doesn't matter if you're participating or not, just vote.
We're also gonna need more suggestions since the pool is running low.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 12:09:34 AM
the satirical source material? From all readings apparently the actual Starship Troopers book is really boring, it just focuses on tactics and strategy, and characters are undeveloped and nothing more then speaking mouths for the writer. Apparently Paul Veerhoven quit reading the book halfway through, and just did his own thing. Plus I didn't find the artillary fire well coreagraphed at all, there are lot of scenes where the troops are just pointing their guns at empty space, very rarely are bugs and people even in the same shot, save for 3 shots in the "helms deep" scene (the shooting at flying bugs shot, the over the shoulder shot, and the bugs perspective shot). Most likely the gun fire was added in post.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 12:28:35 AM
1:30 - 1:36
why didn't they also call for a carpet bombing rum on their location in addition to the pick up? and why didn't more of them use their grenades when the bugs were piling up on the wall?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: broodwars on June 02, 2010, 12:34:26 AM
the satirical source material? From all readings apparently the actual Starship Troopers book is really boring, it just focuses on tactics and strategy, and characters are undeveloped and nothing more then speaking mouths for the writer. Apparently Paul Veerhoven quit reading the book halfway through, and just did his own thing. Plus I didn't find the artillary fire well coreagraphed at all, there are lot of scenes where the troops are just pointing their guns at empty space, very rarely are bugs and people even in the same shot, save for 3 shots in the "helms deep" scene (the shooting at flying bugs shot, the over the shoulder shot, and the bugs perspective shot). Most likely the gun fire was added in post.
I'm referring to the blue flame anti-air attacks that the larger Bugs do to attack the orbiting Earth fleet, not the machine gunfire.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 12:39:04 AM
1:43
Why do the Space fleets all sit in the same ''air" space when they know the bugs are gonna shoot up at them and likely hit a ship or two like last time, which will cause one ship to fall into orbit and likely into another ship. SHouldn't they spread out and maybe surround the area they are targetting?
also how to the shooting bugs realize there are ships in their planets orbit when they certainly can't see them? Those are some super bugs.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 12:39:17 AM
oh, well thats all CG, no choreography to that
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 12:50:13 AM
1:46
What kind of moron worried about having their helmet strapped on before launching the escape pod when you ship is literally blowing up around you.
LAUNCH THE ESCAPE POD, worry about your helmet on the way out. dumbass.
Helmets not gonna do you much good if you got blown up in the ship cause you never launched your escape pod.
1:58
Gotta love this part (http://i50.tinypic.com/sotobs.jpg)
THE END
Is there something after or during the credit? or are there really just 10 minutes of credits after the movie?
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Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 02:16:43 AM
special effects heavy movies just have long ass credits. Iron Man 2 was such a pain to sit through waiting for the ending Snippet. Even MacGruber had a long ass credit sequence, but we were rewarded for our wait.
add sleepaway camp III to the list, its on Hulu
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 02:22:14 AM
I'll add new movies on wed. after the next movie is selected.
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Post by: Stratos on June 02, 2010, 03:42:40 AM
On Netflix there is a 1 star movie called Raptor Island. I say we add that one and convince Halbred go all dino-nerd-rage-nitpicky on it. I'm thinking Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic except with a love for dinosaurs.
Was Dragon Wars bad enough to work for this?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 03:50:48 AM
Raptor Island = Terrorist, Dinosaurs & Natural Disaster. going for a trifecta there.
Dragon Wars.... I think I Netflixed that when it first came out. I never made it through and decided to return it for a movie I actually wanted to watch instead (gotta sacrifice movies to get my new releases sometimes). I'm sure that movie is bad enough to join, but do we we want to watch it?
if you want to add them to the list I will add them both on Wednesday after the current voting ends.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: Stratos on June 02, 2010, 04:04:19 AM
I'll watch the beginning of raptor tonight and report back on it.
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Post by: Stratos on June 02, 2010, 04:05:49 AM
ZOMG! Not even a minute in and I've got good thoughts for it. Put it on the list!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 04:09:20 AM
Alright, but if/when it wins, I expect lots of commentary out of you ;)
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Post by: Stratos on June 02, 2010, 04:20:34 AM
Don't worry. I could see myself doing a full Pic Parade for this one.
I need to figure out how to make animated gifs again.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Starship Troopers
Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 08:58:21 PM
Labyrinth Begin!!!! Wednesday 6pm actually ill wait for BNM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 02, 2010, 10:33:36 PM
Year: 1986 Rated: PG Length: 101 Minutes Starring: David Bowie & Jennifer Connely
Quote from: Netflix
In this Jim Henson-directed fantasy, teenage Sarah (Jennifer Connelly) embarks on a life-altering quest when she attempts to rescue her little brother, Toby (Toby Froud), from the clutches of treacherous Jareth the Goblin King (David Bowie), who lives in a castle surrounded by a giant labyrinth. With just 13 hours to plot a course through the dangerous maze, Sarah must grow up fast, learn her responsibilities and muster supreme courage.
Everyone please turn off your cell phones and stop kicking the back of my seat. The movies is about to begin!
edit: I have a very clean alternate streaming link. PM me or... Labyrinth.1986.Eng.bdividz
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: ThePerm on June 02, 2010, 11:40:22 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/firstthing.gif) This is the first thing you see when you enter the Labyrinth
Such a lovely girl, where have I seen her before?
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/con1.jpg) oh yeah (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/conkeith.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/keith.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/hands.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/a2a.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/a2ab.jpg) boy she gets around (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/kiss.jpg)
plus the movie has David Bowie (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/DB.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: ShyGuy on June 03, 2010, 12:00:04 AM
I think she had a nose job.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: ThePerm on June 03, 2010, 12:08:39 AM
her nose looks the same, her face is bigger
add Captain America expires june 30th
http://www.hulu.com/watch/116031/captain-america
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: Halbred on June 03, 2010, 03:01:56 PM
She didn't have a nose job, she just grew up. She's like 17 in Labyrinth. She did, tragically, sort of get a "natural" boob reduction when she had her kid. Now she's a stick.
Anyway.
Labyrinth! SO many D&D jokes to be had. Or Talisman, if anyone plays that.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: broodwars on June 03, 2010, 03:07:09 PM
As a suggestion for future movies, how about The Rocketeer? I haven't seen the movie in ages, but I recently saw it pop up on a countdown list of underrated nostalgic movies and it looks like it could be good fun.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 03:20:26 PM
As a suggestion for future movies, how about The Rocketeer? I haven't seen the movie in ages, but I recently saw it pop up on a countdown list of underrated nostalgic movies and it looks like it could be good fun.
Do you know where we can find it streaming?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: broodwars on June 03, 2010, 03:21:54 PM
As a suggestion for future movies, how about The Rocketeer? I haven't seen the movie in ages, but I recently saw it pop up on a countdown list of underrated nostalgic movies and it looks like it could be good fun.
Do you know where we can find it streaming?
No, I don't. I've been trying to find it. Considering I believe It's a Disney movie, I have a feeling I won't find a streaming site for it. I'll keep looking, though.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 03:28:59 PM
As a suggestion for future movies, how about The Rocketeer? I haven't seen the movie in ages, but I recently saw it pop up on a countdown list of underrated nostalgic movies and it looks like it could be good fun.
Do you know where we can find it streaming?
No, I don't. I've been trying to find it. Considering I believe It's a Disney movie, I have a feeling I won't find a streaming site for it. I'll keep looking, though.
I found one. It's the same one that's streaming Labyrinth.
I added it, but there has already been 6 votes, so I'll make sure it carries over to the next round of voting too.
edit: 4&5 this forum software is pissing me off with the random [tag] moving, adding, removing and the random adding of spaces. The last couple of days have had me editing post atleast once if not 2 to 3 times to fix all the errors and even after I fix them, it will still shuffle around the [tags] [/irritated]
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: broodwars on June 03, 2010, 03:33:30 PM
As a suggestion for future movies, how about The Rocketeer? I haven't seen the movie in ages, but I recently saw it pop up on a countdown list of underrated nostalgic movies and it looks like it could be good fun.
Do you know where we can find it streaming?
No, I don't. I've been trying to find it. Considering I believe It's a Disney movie, I have a feeling I won't find a streaming site for it. I'll keep looking, though.
I found one. It's the same one that's streaming Labyrinth.
You mean Netflix? That's not exactly free online streaming, though I suppose there's a trial period. Oh well, I get my movies I different way anyway.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 03:35:52 PM
Not Netflix. Netflix isn't streaming it. (but they do have a 1month free trial if you want to check them out)
Check the Labyrinth post http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg612814#msg612814
and look for the abbreviation at the end. that leads you to the site.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: broodwars on June 03, 2010, 03:41:05 PM
Not Netflix. Netflix isn't streaming it. (but they do have a 1month free trial if you want to check them out)
Check the Labyrinth post http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg612814#msg612814 (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=31343.msg612814#msg612814)
and look for the abbreviation at the end. that leads you to the site.
*checks that post again*
Ah...I see. Yeah, that'll work.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: Stratos on June 03, 2010, 06:28:14 PM
Netflix is streaming it. It's at the top of my streaming queue. Would have started it today but my gf and I wanted to finish a different movie we had started. I'll start it tonight or tomorrow.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
Netflix is streaming it. It's at the top of my streaming queue. Would have started it today but my gf and I wanted to finish a different movie we had started. I'll start it tonight or tomorrow.
We were talking about The Rocketeer. not Labyrinth.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: Stratos on June 03, 2010, 06:32:42 PM
Ah, my bad.
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Post by: vudu on June 03, 2010, 07:44:22 PM
Is this where I nominate movies? I'd like to go with Seven Samurai (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 07:52:13 PM
Because I don't enjoy spending my limited free time watching shitty ass movies so I'm recommending something good.
Fir enough, but you do realize that we are gonna nit-pick & mock the hell out of it if we get the chance right?
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Post by: ThePerm on June 03, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
how the heck do you nitpick and mock Seven Samurai? That movie is an immaculate masterpiece. Its hard to mock intentional artistic direction, unintentional buffoonery is what I'm after. I'm having issues mocking The Labyrinth. Magnificent Seven is based on Seven Samurai its so good. I think I reviewed it a while ago, or mentioned it in the Ask ThePerm thread. Although, if I were to nitpick Seven Samurai, it would be more or less a deconstruction rather than something making fun of it. So, far Puppet Master has been the worthiest of mockery because it is so bad.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: vudu on June 03, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
how the heck do you nitpick and mock Seven Samurai? That movie is an immaculate masterpiece. Its hard to mock intentional artistic direction, unintentional buffoonery is what I'm after. I'm having issues mocking The Labyrinth. Magnificent Seven is based on Seven Samurai its so good. I think I reviewed it a while ago, or mentioned it in the Ask ThePerm thread. Although, if I were to nitpick Seven Samurai, it would be more or less a deconstruction rather than something making fun of it. So, far Puppet Master has been the worthiest of mockery because it is so bad.
That is kinda why I questioned the suggestion. We are here to pick and watch movies that we want to criticize in a way that we find fun to do. Picking a movie that you consider to be a masterpiece doesn't exactly fit the mold of what we are trying to accomplish here. But if it gets played, it will be mocked. That's the way this works.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 03, 2010, 10:32:42 PM
I'm gonna add A Nightmare on Elm Street to either the next round of voting or the one after that.
That should be a good movie to laugh at now that the childhood nightmares have ceased ;D
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: vudu on June 03, 2010, 11:20:55 PM
I'm gonna add A Nightmare on Elm Street to either the next round of voting or the one after that.
Believe it or not, but I'm 2/3 of the way through Nightmare on Elm Street right now. Never seen it before. It's not bad.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: ThePerm on June 03, 2010, 11:26:09 PM
Nightmare on Elm Street is a good movie, but 2-Freddy's Dead are all MFT-able . Wes Cravens New Nightmare is really good too.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: broodwars on June 04, 2010, 02:43:17 AM
It's funny you should mention Nightmare on Elm Street, because I already went out and acquired it some time ago because I'd never seen it (along with the two Predator movies, which I also acquired at the time). Never did get around to watching it, though. My tolerance for Live Action movies from the 70s and 80s is extremely low, as they just tend to move so damn slow with little (if any) forward momentum...especially stuff from the 70s.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlkPaladin on June 04, 2010, 02:45:04 AM
Like "most" horror series the first one is passable at least. Then the third or second generation directors run out of material, and MO of the villain gets somewhat predictable.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 04, 2010, 02:45:41 AM
Predator is the **** and the second one... isn't as good but it wasn't that bad either.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: ThePerm on June 04, 2010, 03:03:48 AM
apparently, for Predators Robert Rodriguez wrote the screenplay way back right before Predator 2 was coming out. So, its just as much of a direct sequel as the 2nd one, and has nothing to do with the AVP movies. I never watched an entire AVP movie, but i had AVP for Atari Jaguar.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: EasyCure on June 04, 2010, 04:59:05 AM
So i can't get the streaming site to work for Labyinth and i dont have netflix, but i'll try to participate:
-I haven't seen the movie since i was like 5 or maybe even younger, but for some reason I feel like i remember the main character being pretty hot. I bet once i can watch it again, i'll be way off.
-I didn't know who the **** Bowie was back than, so I didn't have the respect I do for him now obviously. But still.. seriously Dave? Magic Dance!? Even back then i was embarrassed to watch that scene.. *shudders*
-Yo, that little caterpillar thingy that kept switching the tiles she drew chalk on was a dick! i hated that lil fucker.
-That talking door is a retard, i remember that.
-Doesn't she fall for a reeeally long time after that? that scene is pretty disturbing.. to this day those hands creep me out. Imagine falling down a dark shaft and hands just start reaching out at you from the dark.. then they pantamime! WTF? thats just overthe top creepy.
-what was the climax of the movie? for some reason i can't remember it. Does she like fight and kill Bowie or something?? Obviously she gets her baby brother back (who by the way, in my head, i'm picturing as baby Oscar from Ghostbusters II haha)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: vudu on June 04, 2010, 02:08:58 PM
My tolerance for Live Action movies from the 70s and 80s is extremely low, as they just tend to move so damn slow with little (if any) forward momentum
Speaking of forward momentum, the two girls in Nightmare on Elm Street have the best runs since Shelley Duvall in The Shining.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 08, 2010, 01:35:14 PM
Ok. I just fired up Labyrinth in the background.
Can't play it on this laptop (it knows it's being replaced and is purposely being uncooperative ever since I ordered all the parts) so there will be no pic parade this time. laptop working again. had to kill firefox and do some other system cleaning. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Poor Marlin, someone needs to cut that poor dogs hair. reminds me of those Bieber-like kids with their hair all in their face and constantly flipping their hair to get it out of their face.
7m Lol, I think my sister had almost the same identical bed that the parents in this movie do.
7:14 Where exactly are these guys hiding again? (http://i45.tinypic.com/rs6dzo.jpg) and are they always watching her? cause that's kinda creepy.
8m I don't care what anyone says, but Jennifer Connely was pretty damn cute with her pirate cap on while looking in the mirror.
12m If The Goblin King was so intent on keeping the children, he could have made a killing on an instant, last-minute door-to-door babysitting service. He could just show up to have you sign the payment contract and then disappear again. Instant Billion $$ World Wide business.
12:58 OMG, do you know how long I've been trying to do that crystal ball trick with any ball I can find? Softball, basketball, volleyball, etc etc. I could kinda do it with a Basketball at one point, but not like David Bowie was handling that Crystal Ball. (http://i46.tinypic.com/2wemnw0.jpg) I wonder if anybody can actually do that in real life.
14:15 Someone please take this pic out of context and tell me what the first thing that comes to mind is (http://i50.tinypic.com/6sdijs.jpg)
14:42 That maze looks so easy. First I would just jump on the top of the outer wall and just stay up there all the way till the castle. Any other way just looks crazy. (http://i50.tinypic.com/15gzacp.jpg)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 08, 2010, 03:14:08 PM
18:10 "Thanks for nothing Hogwart" (Do I see some inspiration for Harry Potter here?)
"It's Hogol" (well, excuuuuuse me princess)
18:25 Hey Perm, can you make a GIF of this. It just looks so creepy in motion. (http://i47.tinypic.com/nn71g0.jpg)
(damn. I should've started this movie much sooner. There is gonna be a lot to cover, but I feel the next movie will be even worse.)
24:00 Damn, everytime I watch this movie, I always forget that it's sortof a musical.
24:35 LOL, what did that little monkey call Jennifer after she marked the stone with her lipstick "Your mother is a whore-ga-bag" or something like that. ;D
29:00 I think this is one of the new attractions at the Strip Clubs in San Francisco (http://i50.tinypic.com/16j1wmp.jpg) They call it the AT&T, you pay $5 and you get to reach out and touch someone. The only downside is that you never know who you're reaching out to touch. (http://i46.tinypic.com/4sn2qg.jpg) It's the glory Hole for 2010
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 08, 2010, 04:08:37 PM
36:40 Didn't they have a similar contraption in Total Recall? (http://i49.tinypic.com/vsp9x5.jpg) Or am I totally recalling the wrong movie? (http://i49.tinypic.com/awyntv.jpg)
37:44 And speaking of the Bog of Stench.... (http://i49.tinypic.com/a2dkis.jpg) I would imagine that where she is already doesn't smell that good, Bog of Stench can't be that much worse. "Is that all it does is stink?" (did you want it to do more?)
47:37 (http://i50.tinypic.com/25phfo2.jpg) These Door Knockers are Hilarious, I bet they were modeled after the 2 Guys in the Balcony Booth Seats on The Muppet Show.
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Post by: Halbred on June 08, 2010, 05:07:12 PM
Yeah, the door knockers are great. Best part of the movie, in a way.
Best movie to oggle young Jennifer Connelly: John Hughes' otherwise-worthless "Career Opportunities."
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 08, 2010, 05:12:35 PM
OH Gawd!!! These songs are "terrible" LOL
But what happens when you take a Gremlin from the Pacific Islands, mate it with a flamingo and raise it in San Francisco? (http://i49.tinypic.com/2vuekjq.jpg) "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOYS!!"
Now I wish he had put his hands straight up in the air so that someone could photoshop a baby Simba in his hands LOL
It's sorta hard to tear into this movie (except for the song scenes) since I actually like this movie. Someone help me out here. :D
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 01:49:16 AM
55:25
Thizz Face (http://i47.tinypic.com/nbwwso.jpg) Definition: when you make a face like you just smelled some piss (& ****)
58:50 Who is this? Puss in boots long lost distant cousin? (http://i49.tinypic.com/2d0asfo.jpg) Patch Eyed Pup?
1:01 You really can see some how some elements from one production gets spread across other productions with these Jim Henson projects.
The first very obvious one was the door knockers, now we have the beast creature calling out like the ancients from The Dark Crystal.
and I don't know if Jim Henson was involved with with The Neverending Story or not, but when the rock started to roll that movie and the phrase "ATREYUUU" just popped into my head.
1:02:36 There is something very odd with a dog using another dog as it's personal steed. (http://i45.tinypic.com/vqlkyu.jpg) weird on the same level as Goofy have a Pluto as a pet.
and if I'm not mistaken, isn't that the same dog from the beginning of the movie?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 02:01:09 PM
1:12:08 This rat packing junk collecting hermit crap old lady kinda reminds me of the crazy old lady in The Dark Crystal. I'm nit sure why, but that is the first thing that came to mind. (http://i49.tinypic.com/n2eept.jpg)
1:16:28 Did the dog "Ambrosius" just raise up and whinney like a horse? LOL.
1:22:35 Patch-eyed Pup is cracking me up. Serious case of Little mans syndrome fueled by having too much heart with that never quit attitude. He should use some of that energy to watch where the hell he's going. LOL
1:24:45 Oh ****, If I didn't know any better I would swear that a chicken or two just got ran over by Ludus' rock friends. I better see a disclaimer at the end that says "no people or animals were harmed during the filming of this movie"
Thinking about it, Ludus' Rock N Roll group, The RollingRocks (no relation to the beer), are pretty bad ass. I wonder how they did during filming? little people in hamster balls? cause some rocks are rolling in circles and some are just turning corners while other just barrel on straight ahead. Does anyone know?
1:28 Ahhh, the crazy staircase room, probably the most memorable scene in this movie. (http://i45.tinypic.com/t83hfs.jpg) what are these things called again? (http://i46.tinypic.com/kbrfhj.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/wbx8wx.jpg)
It's too bad she never played Mario Galaxy, she might have just trusted that gravity would keep her attached to the floor no matter what and she could have gotten to her little brother a lot quicker and easier.
1:35:50 I do not want to know what her room is gonna smell like after this little gathering of friends... (http://i46.tinypic.com/j9rog3.jpg) Hope she has plenty of Febreeze and Glade Accents.
THE END
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
Last Day to VOTE for the Next Movie in the Queue approx. 6 hrs left.
Today starts Ghoulies II viewable on Netflix, Hulu and probably other streaming sites too if you want me to find one for you.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 03:08:21 PM
Just FYI before someone bursts a gasket over lack of participation, but I'll be watching Labyrinth tonight. It's been tough trying to squeeze it in between Mario Galaxy 2 and trying to catch up on my Giant Bomb Endurance runs of Deadly Premonition. ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 03:57:22 PM
Cool. Looking forward to your breakdown.
But I understand the dilemma. I was trying to squeeze in some play time with SMG2 & Labyrinth, but now I also have 3 Netflix movies I need to watch b4 saturday and I just realized that I've missed Boondocks season 3, e3 is next week, studying for my Insurance Exams, Mom's b-day is today, still haven't started the final season of Lost, still need to watch the 1st episode of Burn Notice's new season, the final piece to my new computer(PSU) needs to hurry up and get here so I can ditch this POS laptop, to set up or not to set up the new Black Wii (will Nintendo accept my request?) and cleaning out my girls old computer desk since there is a new one on the way.
A lot on my mind and even more on my plate. But you gotta make time somewhere right ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: ThePerm on June 09, 2010, 05:25:28 PM
man, it must be nice to have all those things to do!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Labyrinth
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 05:37:06 PM
Did I forget to mention that I have to put the computer desk together piece by piece like I did for the bedroom entertainment center. She wants to go for an all black theme in the bedroom. As you can imagine, I did not object.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 06:18:36 PM
Ghoulies II (http://i45.tinypic.com/29ypp3a.jpg) Streaming: Ghoulies II (http://www.hulu.com/watch/30667/ghoulies-ii) or Google search: Ghoulies II DVDRip[Eng]1987 vu
Rated: R Length: 90 minutes Released: 1987
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The Ghoulies are back in this sequel in which they take over a traveling carnival -- giving a park full of teenagers a night they'll never forget. ~or~ Ghoulies II picks up a short time after the first movie, a few of the little nasties stow away on an amusement park ride and bring big bucks to a dying fair. The creatures are mad after an attempt to kill them, so the creatures go on a rampage through the fairgrounds, ultimately leading to an explosive conclusion!
I hope everyone brought their own pair of Red & blue glasses....
Huh, oh this isn't in 3D, but you can always pretend it was to add some extra excitement.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: ThePerm on June 09, 2010, 07:32:26 PM
oh so its ghoulies II and then hopefully Raptor Island?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 07:55:23 PM
In 1 hour, unless something significant happens with the vote, yes, it will be Raptor Island Next Wednesday.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 09:32:19 PM
In 1 hour, unless something significant happens with the vote, yes, it will be Raptor Island Next Wednesday.
I have to admit, this whole voting system is confusing. We're not voting for the next movie (as in the movie we start watching as of Wednesday), but the one we start watching the following Wednsday.
Anyway, watching Labyrinth now.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 09:41:57 PM
It may seem a little confusing, but I did it that way so that we aren't voting up to the last second for a movie and we all know way ahead of time what we are watching.
I could change it if everyone wants. It might make the vote more exciting.
p.s. I dropped Captain America & Troll 2 since no one voted for them.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 09:55:51 PM
5:36
Ugh, the incredibly bad David Bowie song that kicks this movie off makes me think I'm in for a particularly painful movie experience. Then Jennifer Connely walks on-screen and pretty much confirms it with a performance about the equivalent of an occasionally emoting/whining cardboard box. I guess she hails from the Keanu Reeves school of acting. And seriously, what's with the constant refrain "because it hurts like hell" in a Jim Henson movie? You know, for kids!
EDIT:
13:25
Wow, Connely's character is awfully...accepting...of the David Bowie character and everywhere this plot is leading. But I suppose as we've seen so far, she's a pretty disturbed girl. I mean, is she in drama or something, or does she just get off on dressing up in Renaissance Fair outfits and pretending she's in fantasy worlds? And that's a bizarrely specific wish that she has to make to trigger the Goblin King to make his move, right down to having to say "right now" at the end. It really isn't enough just to wish the baby was taken away, so she has to add "right now"?
I do appreciate the foreshadowing of characters and settings in the movie with all the figures and toys in her room, though.
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Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 10:16:07 PM
16:52
Connely: "Where's the door to the Labyrinth?"
Poggle: "About a foot right behind you, you stupid *****."
(Well, that's how I would have paraphrased it, considering she was harassing him about where the door was when she was standing right in front of it. -_-' )
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 09, 2010, 10:32:16 PM
Poggle: "About a foot right behind you, you stupid *****."
(Well, that's how I would have paraphrased it, considering she was harassing him about where the door was when she was standing right in front of it. -_-' )
LOL I thought the exact same thing..... almost word for word.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 10:54:37 PM
32:58
Wow, they really aren't even trying with these David Bowie songs. A pity, too, because Jim Henson movies usually have pretty decent music. I'd be amused at how consistently the Muppets are out-acting Connely so far, but honestly that happens in most Muppet movies (though usually it's because the humans are over-acting, rather than Connely's "not acting at all and just sleepwalking through the role"). I'm really confused so far as to how we're supposed to react to Bowie's "Goblin King" character. He's not scary, he's not funny, and he's not mysterious. He's just...weird.
The scene just now with Poggle (or is it "Hoggle"?) and Connely reminded me of this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch#%21v=2mFh0jI8f2A&feature=related) for some strange reason. ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: ThePerm on June 09, 2010, 11:06:08 PM
lol troll 2 is totally going to go back up!
it is as bad as ghoullies, i just prefered raptor island
the more it can be ripped apart the better!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: King of Twitch on June 09, 2010, 11:12:41 PM
I would also like for you to rip it apart, not just post dumb storyboards.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 11:26:54 PM
51:36
:Q
Ok, Big Lipped Alligator Moment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRBPlnBg24) (it's ok, the moment I'm referring to is in the link).
57:04
Oh joy, we're in a land of farting Bogs. Ladies and Gentlemen, we've hit absolute bottom now. We can only go up from here.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 09, 2010, 11:50:59 PM
1:09:47
Ugh, another trippy and boring David Bowie musical number (seriously, this is from the 80s, not the 70s. Who enjoyed this music back then?). Looks like Connely's been taking a little too much LDS. (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
The terrier Muppet's pretty cool, though I keep getting this feeling that I've seen this Muppet before. I just can't put my finger on where...
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 10, 2010, 12:42:06 AM
I agree. I was watching part of the movie with a 4 year old and she got up and said "The music is terrible" and then left.
That's why when I posted it i put terrible in quotes.
I had to pause the movie and LMAO for a few seconds, mostly because she said terrible like Charles Barkley "terrbull".
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 10, 2010, 01:06:10 AM
*One fight scene and one more boring David Bowie song later....*
And...done! So how was the movie? To sum it up in one word: "boring", a word I usually don't ascribe to a Jim Henson production. Granted, the Muppets do everything in their power to try and save this movie with the energy of movement and voice that I've come to expect from Jim Henson Productions, but they're just suffocated by 2 human actors just sleep-walking through the movie in Connely and Bowie and a script that doesn't even make sense in the nonsensical style of Alice in Wonderland. There seems to be kind of a theme in the movie of setting aside petty childhood fantasies and attachments, but it's pretty half-assed and at the end of the movie Connely wishes for all her Labyrinth friends back so it's all undone anyway. So in other words, everything in this movie has been entirely pointless. Throw in painfully bad David Bowie music, and you have a movie I struggled to remain awake watching.
Was it all bad? No, as I said before this movie had some pretty cool Muppets, a couple cool sets (like the room of Infinite Stairs), and (on occasion) some neat British humor and wordplay that served to remind me of much-better stories (including the Phantom Tollbooth, oddly enough). With this movie over, I can only hope we don't have to sit through The Dark Crystal as well, another movie from the same period that I fear is probably just as bad.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 10, 2010, 01:28:17 AM
The Dark Crystal is soooooooooooooo boring, but I liked it when I was a kid. Just like Thunder Cats, they both aged really really bad.
I will do my best to make sure The Dark Crystal never makes it way onto the list.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: ThePerm on June 10, 2010, 03:46:46 AM
hahah, i seriously do not get dark crystal at all.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 10, 2010, 12:11:52 PM
I'm really hoping to get that new computer up and running not only before I start the next movie, but before E3. You probably noticed the image quality drop in the pics I posted for Labyrinth, but that was because the 1st half of the movie was watched in HQ with DivX and the second one was adjusted for computer retardation by Netflix.
I couldn't finish with DivX due to computer issues and Netflix automatically adjust picture quality to match bandwidth and CPU speed so that the movie will play smoothly. This lap top is on life support right now and just struggling to keep up with casual usage (internet and streaming video). It hasn't been able to play a DVD without chopping the sound for quite a long time, so it's time to retire this thing.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: Halbred on June 10, 2010, 08:04:22 PM
FUN FACT! According to Wikipedia (which is always right), a sequel to The Dark Crystal is being made. With CG instead of muppets, which I'm perfectly happy with.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 10, 2010, 08:07:45 PM
FUN FACT! According to Wikipedia (which is always right), a sequel to The Dark Crystal is being made. With CG instead of muppets, which I'm perfectly happy with.
Damn CG is taking our Muppets' jobs! :@ I blame Yoda for this, as he was the first to sell out.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: ThePerm on June 11, 2010, 01:37:44 AM
thats not the real Yoda
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2010, 04:57:06 AM
Ghoulies II (http://i45.tinypic.com/29ypp3a.jpg) Streaming: Ghoulies II (http://www.hulu.com/watch/30667/ghoulies-ii) or Google search: Ghoulies II DVDRip[Eng]1987 vu
Rated: R Length: 90 minutes Released: 1987
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The Ghoulies are back in this sequel in which they take over a traveling carnival -- giving a park full of teenagers a night they'll never forget. ~or~ Ghoulies II picks up a short time after the first movie, a few of the little nasties stow away on an amusement park ride and bring big bucks to a dying fair. The creatures are mad after an attempt to kill them, so the creatures go on a rampage through the fairgrounds, ultimately leading to an explosive conclusion!
I hope everyone brought their own pair of Red & blue glasses....
Huh, oh this isn't in 3D, but you can always pretend it was to add some extra excitement.
with so much E3 anticipation I almost forgot about this weeks movie, but since it's so hot and I can't sleep, I might as well be the first one to start on it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2010, 05:20:06 AM
4:37 Oh Gawd..... This is not nearly as sexy as the 3rd breast in Total Recall (http://i45.tinypic.com/2h7qddx.jpg)
Nope....not sexy. Not sexy at all :/ (http://i46.tinypic.com/2lsbji8.jpg)
Yeah, I don't know if I can watch that either (http://i48.tinypic.com/1535xm0.jpg)
damn, I realize it must be late since this is Ghoulies I and not Ghoulies II. I wonder how I didn't notice earlier.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2010, 05:48:30 AM
Now that I got the right movie and know that I'm headed straight for Satan's Den, I can say that this movie atleast accepts itself for what it is and get right into the cheezy dialog in the first 5 seconds of the movie.
But how often do you find "Extremely Toxic & Solvent" chemicals just laying around wide open in a garage? (http://i50.tinypic.com/9jzpd2.jpg) Especially a car shop garage? What would you possibly be using that for?
Oh great! now these can fly? Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Duh Nuh Batman!!! (http://i50.tinypic.com/axxs0l.jpg)
NO FATHER!!!! (http://i49.tinypic.com/zlyvr5.jpg) you're supposed to be absolvent, not be in the solvent. You're doing it all wrong!
7:43 Oh No! Pleae tell me someone didn't feed the Ghoulie after midnight!! Looks like it's multiplying like Gemlins. (http://i45.tinypic.com/5y5f9f.jpg)
I gotta pause it there.... just realized it's after 3am. need sleep.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 14, 2010, 07:09:45 PM
Oh no there 4 of them now and they're doing pyramid stance..... I think I know where this movie is headed. (http://i46.tinypic.com/2qso5yb.jpg) Intentionally bad comedic horror incoming.
Uh, Oh. Carnival is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!! (http://i45.tinypic.com/2wfvfyb.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 16, 2010, 12:29:42 AM
Who you calling a FREAK!!!! (http://i45.tinypic.com/2ci77mv.jpg)
Here pussy pussy (http://i45.tinypic.com/149umh4.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 16, 2010, 01:21:49 AM
We've already tried to abort this movie twice!!!!! (http://i46.tinypic.com/o8geu1.jpg)
But as you can see it has failed...... again. (http://i45.tinypic.com/307u69z.jpg)
OMG this movie is sooooo bad.
Did you know there is a Ghoulies III & IV?
#3 is Ghoulies Go To College. That's got to be infinitely worse than this movie.
"What did you say MUTHAFUKKAAAA!?" (http://i48.tinypic.com/9ruarm.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 16, 2010, 01:56:05 AM
WTF is this.... High School Prom?
If you're gonna try to flush your still born failed aborted fetus, at least make sure it went down.... and stayed there. (http://i48.tinypic.com/doxoi0.jpg)
But I'd hate to see the hole that thing originally crawled out of.... I'd especially hate to see the one it tried to crawl back in. (http://i46.tinypic.com/4j3z1d.jpg)
^I don't think he would be of use to even the gayest man in the Castro District of San Francisco anymore after that.
Or him either... (http://i45.tinypic.com/do042b.jpg)
and that is the face that onlynot even a mother could love.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: King of Twitch on June 16, 2010, 02:05:06 AM
"unflushed, still born fetus"
...Maybe he can tell us where the vitality sensor went
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 16, 2010, 02:20:11 AM
Maybe, but that is the end of that movie....
I look forward to the sequels :rolleyes:
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: ThePerm on June 16, 2010, 06:19:56 AM
yeah i mft really hard the last few movies, i might mft this one out of order, im looking forward to seeing the rips on raptor island
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 16, 2010, 12:35:57 PM
People were more caught up in E3 HYPE this week to get down on some MFT. But 2day is the last day to vote forest weeks movie which looks to be the rockets.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: Stratos on June 16, 2010, 04:23:37 PM
E3 + Work + Saving all my effort for Raptor Island. I'm gonna go all out on that one. When do we start?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Ghoulies II
Post by: broodwars on June 16, 2010, 08:42:45 PM
E3 + Work + Saving all my effort for Raptor Island. I'm gonna go all out on that one. When do we start?
I don't see any reason why you can't start now.
As for me, I'm skipping Ghoulies 2 (for the time being. I might come back to it at a later time), as it's a movie that looks like utter trash and I'd probably have nothing good to say about it and likely no interesting way to say it (especially because I have several good games right now I'd rather be playing). Honestly, I came pretty close to that with Labyrinth. Because of that, though, I'm obligated to watch Raptor Island so I'd better get cracking acquiring that (sorry, I don't enjoy watching streaming video over the internet if I can help it).
EDIT: Buuuutttt it looks like I'll have to since my usual sources don't seem to have it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 17, 2010, 03:25:36 AM
Raptor Island (http://i48.tinypic.com/x51kkx.jpg) Streaming: Netflix (http://www.netflix.com/WiPlayer?movieid=70057255&trkid=496682) | letmewatchthis
Released: 2004 Rated: NR Genre: Scifi/Fantasy/Adventure Starring: Lorenzo Lamas
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A team of Navy commandos led by Hacket (Lorenzo Lamas) pursues a band of international terrorists to a remote Asian island, where they soon learn that fighting terror will take secondary importance to fighting hordes of vicious dinosaurs that populate the island. And with terrorist mastermind Azir (Steven Bauer) on the loose and a volcano threatening eruption, the Naval officers must band together to get off the island alive.
There's no one in the theater but us...... why you gotta sit so damn close to me!?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 17, 2010, 06:01:54 AM
What is up with the camera work in this movie? Everything is more shaky-cam than Blair Witch Project and shots are at terrible angels. What are they trying to do, make me sick?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 17, 2010, 06:27:53 AM
Oh goodie--the dinosaurs have bunny hands. This WILL be fun...
So how fun is it?
This movie looks like it's gonna be really bad and I'm waiting to see how you guys frame it in this thread before I watch it(or decide if I'm going to :P).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 01:13:02 AM
Oh goodie--the dinosaurs have bunny hands. This WILL be fun...
So how fun is it?
This movie looks like it's gonna be really bad and I'm waiting to see how you guys frame it in this thread before I watch it(or decide if I'm going to :P: : : ).
I'll probably check it out tomorrow night after I'm done dealing with the whole "Father's Day" thing with my folks. Would have done it yesterday, but I needed a day to recover after 2 13-hour work days on Thursday and Friday that just completely drained me. After Monday, it's going to be hard to squeeze just about anything into my schedule since my new 360 arrives that day and I'll be spending the next several weeks gaming the hell out of Tales of Vesperia and Alan Wake, just for starters.
Of course, considering my own movie is on the rotation next week (the Rocketeer) and it's actually an enjoyable movie, I will definitely make time for that. :cool;
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2010, 02:34:31 AM
Sorry for the huge break. Some real life crap came up. We will return to our regularly scheduled mockery after a word from our sponsors.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 06:23:13 PM
So...anyone have a streaming link (besides Netflix, which I'm not a member with) to this movie that actually works? I went to the second link, and I was only able to watch the ads. When it came time for the movie to start streaming, nothing happened.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2010, 06:26:27 PM
you went through the stagevu link?
because that one works for me just fine.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2010, 07:22:45 PM
And now, back to your regularly scheduled programing!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
"Now you can relive the thrilling excitement of Raptor IslandTM in your own home! Only $19.95 plush S&H! Sorry, no cash or CODs. Order now as demand for this product is sure to exhaust supply!"
...maaaaaybe because you decided to wander off and play 'Dora the Explorer Discovers the Raptor Nest'? You got him killed lady. He was going to make sure YOU were OK.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 10:07:15 PM
Well, guess it's my turn to start watching...
0:01:41
Dear God, I've done better special effects in my first semester College After Effects class. It's so obviously a toy plane being dangled in front of a green screen while "lightning flashes" (also known as quickly raising the brightness of the image for a split-second while inserting a "thunder" sound clip) over the image. What, did The Asylum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum) (website (http://www.theasylum.cc/production.php)) make this cheap Jurassic Park knock-off? And, incidentally, what an exciting intro, consisting entirely of credits super-imposed over a rotating shot of said plane until an N64-grade explosion erupts from the wing as the After Effects Lightning effect strikes it. ::)
Yes, it's another terrible toy model posing as a real location, this time a boat. What strikes me here, though, is that this gunfight would actually be kind of decent if the editor wasn't constantly quick-cutting and the cinematographer used a steady cam instead of this obnoxious "shaky cam" constantly rocking the image from side to side.
0:08:40
Ok, stop cutting back to that goddamn timer on the terrorist's boat! Seriously, why is that timer important considering no one is still on the boat? Yes, the SEALs are blowing up the boat with the missiles on it, though why I can't fathom considering the terrorists abandoned them. You'd think it would be more efficient just to confiscate them and send them back to base rather than using explosives to destroy an entire boat.
And I love, by the way, that all this just happened to be taking place just off the coast of an island with dinosaurs on it. Ok, we're not ripping off Jurassic Park...we're ripping off The Lost World.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2010, 10:52:55 PM
This movie sounds so bad..... I only watched the intro to make sure the alternate link worked. I will probably be sitting this one out.... :D
I did do Ghoulies 2 all by myself afterall.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 10:57:23 PM
0:18:50
Ugh...apparently the creators of this movie thought that when I put in a movie called "Raptor Island", what I really want is an action movie about Navy SEALs tracking down terrorists in totally non-tropical woods on an "island in the South China Sea." I can't tell if they're trying to rip off a Dinosaur-themed Big Budget movie or Commando. Yes, the Raptors themselves look horrendous, but are you really surprised? I think Dinobot from Beast Wars was more realistic. It isn't their horrible models or poor animation that bugs me at the moment, though, but how these dinos are apparently made out of Adamantium and aren't the least bit bothered by being shot. There are many perfectly acceptable ways of shooting this current scene, such as showing this lone soldier perhaps taking out a Raptor or two with his AK-47 before being overwhelmed by the sheer numbers in the pack. Instead, we get a guy who's tripping over himself firing several machine gun rounds at these fake dinos, who aren't the least bit perturbed as the bullets just make little "poof" red particle effects on their skin as they just stand there and look at the guy shooting at them ineffectually.
Have these people never seen a monster movie before, or even the Big Budget movies they're trying to rip off?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2010, 11:01:17 PM
LOL
I think I would get more enjoyment out of the commentary mixed with the few picks that have been posted so far than actually watching and dismantling this movie myself.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 11:22:55 PM
0:32:41
Ok, so the backstory this movie is running with is that the plane at the beginning of the movie that crashed was a Chinese plane ferrying United States nuclear waste. In the crash, the radioactive material soaked into the ground and caused dino reanimation. Ok, there are so many things wrong with that scenario, but the thing that keeps popping up in my head is "wait, did Hideo Kojima write this?" Considering the silly, nonsensical, almost vaguely anti-nuclear plot; all the characters running around with head sets trying to capture an escaping terrorist; the sheer number of times I've been tempted to write "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!"; and how incredibly easy it looks like it's going to be to make a "yes, love can bloom on the battlefield" joke...well, the similarities are uncanny. ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: ThePerm on June 20, 2010, 11:25:46 PM
heheh, its really funny when people don't understand radiation and nuclear physics. I love Ninja turtles and Godzilla, but yeah usually the radiation just kills you. If you happen to be a fruitfly your eyes may change color...
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 11:42:16 PM
0:43:28
You know, considering these guys are supposed to be Navy SEALs (iirc, the best of the best of Navy Special Forces), it's amazing how utterly incompetent they are at actually hitting a barely-moving target with their machine guns, just waving the guns around randomly spraying bullets all over the place. It's a good thing they apparently unlocked the Unlimited Machine Gun before they arrived on the island, because despite being isolated from any resupply opportunities and being extremely trigger-happy, they sure haven't had any ammunition problems.
Of course, these are the same Navy SEALs who apparently think the best way to stop a guy who's stealing your boat and sailing off is to blow up the boat and strand yourself on the island with little hope of rescue. ::)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 20, 2010, 11:53:46 PM
LOL
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2010, 11:54:24 PM
It's a good thing they apparently unlocked the Unlimited Machine Gun before they arrived on the island, because despite being isolated from any resupply opportunities and being extremely trigger-happy, they sure haven't had any ammunition problems.
LOL
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 20, 2010, 11:58:18 PM
And to top the plot off, the whole island is going to blow in the next 24 hours! ZOMG!!!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 20, 2010, 11:58:38 PM
0:54:36
*looks at his watch*
Oh look, it's that time again! It's time for the old veteran to do the Noble Sacrifice and go down in a blaze of glory because...why? :confused; They were getting away, so why did he stay behind? What a pity, because he was only Two Days Until Retirement!
btw, I'll give the movie credit for one thing: that scene where the injured veteran bitch-slaps a baby raptor that had jumped up to his ledge, causing it to flip over on the ground where its buddies ate it alive was hilarious. :P: : :
EDIT:
0:55:47
Ok, so despite knowing that this entire island is soaked in radioactive material that caused all sorts of nasty **** to spring up, as well as the dead fish floating in the water...you decide to wade through the probably severely-contaminated water (apparently including complete submersion considering what they look like when they get out of the water). By the logic of this movie, they should be becoming part-dinosaur any minute now due to nuclear mutation.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 12:07:50 AM
I'll just throw away my life as you both still have to jump into a stinky swamp to save yourselves! Aren't I noble? I can't even kill one of them before I go.
:music: "Our house, is a very, very, very fine house. With two raptors in the yard, Life used to be so hard, Now everything is easy 'cause of you." :music:
Why does everyone come to this place? Is there no other place of significance on this island?
~ Why do the emoticons not work?1?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 21, 2010, 12:20:44 AM
1:15:00
"Ah, Mr. Terrorist! I knew I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on-board!"
Nice Lava River, by the way. I especially love how it literally fades into existence over the ground.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 12:27:41 AM
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of a Marine and friend, Be he living, or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to mix my bread.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 21, 2010, 12:39:38 AM
And...done! Well that was an abrupt ending, as well as a rip-off of the ending of the original Jurassic Park novel (which hints at the Raptors migrating to the mainland by swimming off the island in herds). I also had to restrain myself from making a "GET TO DA CHOPPA!" reference in my running commentary. So, all in all was Raptor Island a bad movie? Oh hell yes. Bad acting, bad CG, bad animation, bad visual effects, bad writing...you name it, it's here. Despite all that, though, I at least found this movie more watch-able than Labyrinth. My biggest problem with this movie is that it's just so...incompetent. Yes, it's a "stupid" movie as well, but "stupid" I can deal with under the right circumstances. For example, just the other day I re-watched Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen, but it's aware of that and just runs with it. This movie just feels...lazy. The plot can't make up its mind whether the terrorist angle is going to be the main plot, a sub plot, or a Maguffin. That plot never goes anywhere, anyway. Meanwhile, the "monster movie" angle isn't done very well, with no scare moments and laughably bad gore. So if you enter this movie wanting a shlock-grade action film, you'll be disappointed, and if you enter this movie wanting a typical cheesy monster movie you'll be disappointed as well. There are elements of a passable movie in this, but it's all just thrown together and never works. Hey, at least it's better than any given Uwe Boll film.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 12:48:36 AM
Halbred: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Broodwars: Shut up! Halbred: But...but...all those beautiful dinosaurs...all the potential research...GONE!!! *BLACKNMILD SLAPS HALBRED UPSIDE THE HEAD* BnM: Down in front! I want to get this horrible movie over with. Besides, those are the fugliest dinos I've ever seen. Stratos: Maybe that lava can pour through my brain and burn away the awful images this movie has imprinted in my brain.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 01:24:14 AM
I loved Joker in The Dark Knight. He had such a cool outfit. I was going to dress as him for Halloween. The only problem is everyone else dressed as him too. Even the god damned rex went as him. I can't compete against that. Stupid Rex-Joker.
(thank God this movie is almost over!)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 01:42:01 AM
STEDICAM OPERATORS?!? More like Jitter-Cam Operators. Someone gave them too much coffee on filming day. I almost censored the names on this pic to avoid any more embarrassment that they have most likely already faced, but then decided they deserved the forth coming mockery.
That was crazy. It takes a lot of work to do a running reel. I don't know how you did it on that crumby laptop of yours, BnM. I know I'm gonna to that special mod you mentioned earlier in the thread if I ever do something like this again. Auto uploading would have streamlined the process a lot.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 02:12:03 AM
I would leave paint open (sometimes 2 of them depending on what I was gonna do with the pic) & have tinypic loaded with my MFT folderready and then just screen cap, crop, save, upload, copy/paste. That whole process would take maybe 20-30 seconds if I got the pic in cropping position quickly and correctly.
I've got a system, but now I have a much more capable computer so the crappy laptop is no more.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 02:39:39 AM
That's basically what I fell into doing using Gimp once I found that. Though it was sometimes hard to land on good shots since you can't directly rewind and go frame by frame in Netflix. I ended up watching scenes multiple times in a row.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Halbred on June 21, 2010, 01:19:25 PM
I've seen this movie before (on SyFy, where it originated!) and I believe there's a Carnotaurus in it. Short snout, tiny arms, big horns above the eyes? Anyone? I didn't watch it this time for two reasons:
1) I remember groaning a lot the first time; and
2) I promised my paleo-friends up here that we'd watch it as a group. They've been busy. :-(
But I remember that my favorite scene was when the Marines were shooting a couple of raptors (who were just standing there) and little 2D bood splatter effects were happening, but the raptors weren't budging or recoiling in any way. Then they just died. Like their HP suddenly hit "000" and their death animation was triggered. Awful, awful, awful.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 02:50:44 PM
if you watch it as a group you should put a camera behind you and keep the lights dim, and film it, and then edit together scenes with the best comments
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Halbred on June 21, 2010, 04:18:24 PM
Oh my gosh, yes. That's a brilliant idea. A sort of paleontology-themed MST3K? I'm loving this. It might have to happen.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 04:27:46 PM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 04:58:17 PM
Yeah, that is quite possibly a Carnotaurous. The marine said something about how it made a T-Rex look small I think. Kinda funny they didn't make it a T-Rex since that is a more popular dino.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: King of Twitch on June 21, 2010, 05:05:42 PM
Did we do Giant Spider Invasion yet? It was on MST and it wasn't too painful, plus it's on hulu. I stumbled across 'Yoga, Inc.' and based on its thumbnail picture on hulu and a few minutes of viewing, the history of yoga might be the funniest MFT yet.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 05:19:28 PM
heheh, i watched Giant Spider Invasion during a Mondo Monday in a loft of a theater called The Loft. Was great. The great thing about that theater is they have short film contests and beer.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 05:26:35 PM
These will be added on Wednesday.
Horror of the Blood Monsters Giant Spider Invasion Yoga Inc. Eight Legged Freaks Vampire's Kiss
I think Yoga Inc. should be especially interesting. I just watched the first 6 minutes and I forced myself to turn it off. That could be a surprisingly good one.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 05:31:10 PM
also, the film opened up with a comedian roasting it before hand
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Halbred on June 21, 2010, 05:59:38 PM
Eight-Legged Freaks, since we're on a spider kick.
Also, Carnotaurus is MUCH smaller than T.rex. Like half its size. So they're wrong about that, too.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 06:16:37 PM
I added 2 more to the list.
8 Legged Freaks & Vampire's Kiss (Nic Cage)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 21, 2010, 06:43:40 PM
Eight-Legged Freaks, since we're on a spider kick.
Also, Carnotaurus is MUCH smaller than T.rex. Like half its size. So they're wrong about that, too.
I gathered as much from the Jurassic Park Lost World novel (assuming it was slightly accurate on that front). Though I doubt the 'chameleon' skill was present in the actual specimens, or at the very least, less advanced than what the book portrayed. The book made it sound like their skin was a biological version of Snake's Octo Camo.
Did we do Giant Spider Invasion yet? It was on MST and it wasn't too painful, plus it's on hulu. I stumbled across 'Yoga, Inc.' and based on its thumbnail picture on hulu and a few minutes of viewing, the history of yoga might be the funniest MFT yet.
I knew the movie would be good for MFT within 15 seconds of it starting, but this is when I knew it would be Pure Funhouse Gold TM and shut off the movie until we started it in the thread.
I would also welcome any feedback on my performance. Was my humor alright? Could I have improved my presentation at all? Humor is a very hit-or-miss thing for me so I am open to some constructive criticism to help me improve for next time. I know there were some weak points in my comments and I'm sure all of it cannot be attributed to film/copy/paste/upload fatigue.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 06:52:56 PM
I think the humor on some was fine, but on some others I wasn't sure if the commentary was supposed to go with the pic above/below it or not and that just left me with more of a ??? than a laugh.
Broodwars was on a roll though even though he didn't provide a single pic (I used some of the pics Stratos posted as a reference). He seemed genuinely annoyed at what was going on in the movie and his little rants are exactly how I would tear into a movie in person.
Now I eagerly await Halbred's MFT Presents Raptor Island video presentation.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Halbred on June 21, 2010, 06:59:17 PM
Yeah, I'll have to do this. It can't NOT happen. I just have to find a video recorder, which shouldn't be difficult. Question: would you prefer a rehersed, scripted version (that's actually how MST3K works) or an "off-the-cuff" version?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: broodwars on June 21, 2010, 07:01:16 PM
Broodwars was on a roll though even though he didn't provide a single pic (I used some of the pics Stratos posted as a reference). He seemed genuinely annoyed at what was going on in the movie and his little rants are exactly how I would tear into a movie in person.
If you want pics in the future, I can do them but it really slows down my progress through the movie. That's kind of why I stopped commenting on the movie after a certain point last night: if I had kept tearing into every little thing, that 1:30:00 movie would have taken me all night and I was trying to get to bed earlier than usual (for reasons I posted recently in General Chat). Glad you liked it, though. ;) And yes, I was genuinely annoyed at the movie, mostly because (as I said) the movie was just lazy. With some tweaks here or there, it could have been a dramatically better movie but no one gave a damn.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 07:04:47 PM
Broodwars was on a roll though even though he didn't provide a single pic (I used some of the pics Stratos posted as a reference). He seemed genuinely annoyed at what was going on in the movie and his little rants are exactly how I would tear into a movie in person.
If you want pics in the future, I can do them but it really slows down my progress through the movie. That's kind of why I stopped commenting on the movie after a certain point last night: if I had kept tearing into every little thing, that 1:30:00 movie would have taken me all night and I was trying to get to bed earlier than usual (for reasons I posted recently in General Chat). Glad you liked it, though. ;) And yes, I was genuinely annoyed at the movie, mostly because (as I said) the movie was just lazy. With some tweaks here or there, it could have been a dramatically better movie but no one gave a damn.
pics are not necessary, only if you want to use them. If you're on a roll and you don't need pics to describe what you're talking about, then don't use them.
Yeah, I'll have to do this. It can't NOT happen. I just have to find a video recorder, which shouldn't be difficult. Question: would you prefer a rehersed, scripted version (that's actually how MST3K works) or an "off-the-cuff" version?
off the cuff version. Just set up the camera, sit everyone down and tell them to be very vocal about what they want to say about the movie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Halbred on June 21, 2010, 07:17:41 PM
DONE. I assume we'll get around to it this week, and hopefully have it uploaded and posted to the Dinorama "website" by the weekend. Should be pretty awesome. Thanks for the idea, guys!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 21, 2010, 07:59:14 PM
Now we can MFT your MFT :D
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: ThePerm on June 21, 2010, 08:18:47 PM
make sure to do some lighting tests first, otherwise it could end up being an unwatchable mess.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Stratos on June 22, 2010, 04:42:54 AM
make sure to do some lighting tests first, otherwise it could end up being an unwatchable mess.
At least then the audio could be salvageable and you can just play it along with the movie to hear their commentary.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: Halbred on June 22, 2010, 03:19:06 PM
It's been decided: We are not doing a video shoot for two reasons:
1) We are hideous people.
2) It'd be less of a hassle to record something Rifftracks style. Just pop in your iPod and press when the movie starts.
So we're going to record ourselves riffing on the movie as an audio file. Recording will commence this weekend, and the feed should be up by next week at the latest. Exciting stuff!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Raptor Island
Post by: ThePerm on June 22, 2010, 03:50:29 PM
that works
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 23, 2010, 11:22:37 PM
The Rocketeer (http://i48.tinypic.com/jb37yx.jpg) Streaming: Google search: letmewatchthis
Year: 1991 Rating: PG Length: 108 minutes (1hour 48min) Starring: Billy Campbell, Jennifer Connelly, Timothy Dalton, Paul Sorvino & Terry O'Quinn
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Pilot Bill Campbell stumbles across an experimental Nazi jet-pack that transforms him into a one-man air force and makes him a prime target for spies, FBI agents and Howard Hughes! Hollywood history buffs will get a kick out of the Tinseltown in-jokes (Timothy Dalton's Errol Flynn impersonation, for example), but the high-flying heroics (think of Buck Rogers) will satisfy everyone.
Why are you dressed up in that tin suit? This is the Rocketeer, not Ironman. I think you have the wrong movie premier. You want to go around the corner, look for theater 7, get in line and then wait about 17 years..... yeah, down that ramp and to the right.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 23, 2010, 11:54:53 PM
So what won the last poll, anyway? Last time I saw it, it was a tie between Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas and Seven Samurai.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 23, 2010, 11:56:49 PM
It's always in the 1st post, but i hadn't voted yet, so I voted for Viva Rock Vegas since it had been a close second for the 4 weeks in a row now.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: ThePerm on June 23, 2010, 11:57:25 PM
time to buy the movie! I keep seeing it at wal-mart and thinking about buying it. It has frickin Dalton!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: BeautifulShy on June 24, 2010, 12:58:58 AM
I'd like to nominate Return to house on Haunted Hill.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 24, 2010, 03:22:56 AM
done.This poll is gonna run all the way through till next Sunday. I'm changing how the voting works so that it's not so confusing.
New Vote will work like this.
Voting will be active from Sunday to Sunday Movies will play from Wednesday to Wednesday.
For example.
Flinstones is the next movie up on next Wednesday(June 30th) till the following Wednesday(July 7th). This current vote will end on Sunday(July 4th) and the movie selected will be what is watched starting that Wed. (July 7th).
That will end confusion on what is to be watched next and have a shorter time between selection and viewing.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 10:14:16 AM
Just FYI, I'm going through a Move right now between houses and the house I'm going to won't have internet until July 3rd. As such, I'm probably going to do my commentary of The Rocketeer tonight before all my stuff goes out to the other house. If anyone else wants to do it then, you're more than welcome.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 08:37:32 PM
(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/file:///C:/Users/Austen/Desktop/Conelly.png)So...apparently you can't post images here unless they're hosted online somewhere. That sucks.
0:08:37
Ok, the Rocketeer! This is an old favorite of mine, though I haven't seen it in years. So far, it's been fun in that pulp comic silly way that the Indiana Jones movies are as well: epic music + solid casting + really goofy over-acting and stereotyping. I just love how this is 1938 Los Angeles, and yet not only the criminals but the Feds as well talk like they're from 1920s Gangster Chicago. :P: :
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 25, 2010, 08:55:14 PM
www.tinypic.com ~or~ www.imgur.com
no need for an account, just upload (from your computer or another site) and then post.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 09:04:06 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/35dcnqw.png) They Found Me...I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it! It's the Mystery Funhouse Theater people again!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 09:24:16 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2qml06q.png) Oh man, this is going to be awesome! Wait, did we just strap a flame-spewing rocket pack onto the back of a wooden statue?
(http://i48.tinypic.com/33di24z.png) When this baby hits 88 Miles Per Hour, you're going to see some serious ****!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 10:11:16 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/6xujq0.png) What do you mean "Dick Tracy called! They want their goons back!"
0:42:00
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Yeah...this movie wasn't exactly Disney's shining moment in special effects, and time has not been kind to them. It's definitely a good thing our Rocketeer friend here apparently has flame-proof pants, because otherwise that looks like it would be rather painful.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: King of Twitch on June 25, 2010, 10:16:50 PM
Special effects is one thing, you'd think they'd at least get the dummy's thumb pointing in the right direction
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 10:45:19 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/9hia06.png) That's right, son. This **** just got real. I shoved your pies, I threw your coffee, and I just shot your radio. YOU WILL FEAR ME!!!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 11:20:47 PM
1:20:31
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with a Nazi Invasion Plan so ridiculous and implausible it makes their plan to use the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail look logical by comparison.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2jfzmvc.png) Foolish Americans! They'll have no choice but to surrender when they see our swarms of unarmored formation-flying men coming! OF COURSE! Don't you know anything about SCIENCE?!!!!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: broodwars on June 25, 2010, 11:57:15 PM
1:30:53
The movie's approaching its epic conclusion, with a nice little sequence where we get a series of escalating gunmen rings (first, we have the mob boss that orders his men to train their guns on Sinclaire, then Sinclair calls out his Nazi stormtroopers to surround them and train their guns on the mobsters, and then the FBI comes out of hiding to surround all of them). Three moments here really stick out to me as memorable.
The first:
(http://i50.tinypic.com/34hfhq9.png)
Here we have a pair of unlikely allies joining forces to fend off the Nazi invaders: a mob boss and an FBI agent. I just love this split/second moment where the two end up side-by-side, and then they just stop to give each other a very "WTF?!" sort of look, and then they're back to fighting off Nazis.
The second:
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I just love this shot with the Rocketeer standing on top of a building, taking off with the American flag behind him waving in the breeze. It's probably the most iconic shot of the movie.
The last:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2u4q6px.jpg) You may be a goon, but I AM A MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!
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Post by: broodwars on June 26, 2010, 12:17:40 AM
And...done!
(http://i45.tinypic.com/vrzqr7.png)
And that was the Rocketeer! Was it a great movie? No. But for all its goofy makeup; silly plot; overacting characters (or, in the case of Jennifer Conelly in her second appearance on our little program here, barely acting at all); and special effects cheap even by 1991 standards, it is a fun movie. This is a movie that makes up for its faults with pure heart, and all it asks of you is to just pull up a chair; sit back; and enjoy a classic pulp comic story full of action, flight, and light romance. I loved this movie back when I first saw it, and I still recommend it today.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: ThePerm on June 26, 2010, 12:47:30 AM
note to people, the same director who directed the rocketeer is directing the new Captain American movie, you know with Disney owning Marvel and all is the Rocketeer owned by Disney? If so a cameo would be awesome, expecially since Rocketeer resembles classic ironman
(http://i48.tinypic.com/35dcnqw.png) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/con1.jpg) (http://i49.tinypic.com/167jo7b.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/funhouselaby/keith.jpg) (http://i47.tinypic.com/wikeia.jpg) They Found Me...I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it! It's the Mystery Funhouse Theater people again!
filming aspect ration really makes a difference...its from an even older movie where she gets attacked by a monkey (i think i havent watched it all the way through)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: kraken613 on June 28, 2010, 01:12:01 PM
I have been drafted and have reported! I will watch the movie later!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 30, 2010, 02:31:10 PM
Last day for The Rocketeer.
Starting tonite is The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas
......still waiting on Halbreds Raptor Island Audio Teardown.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: Halbred on June 30, 2010, 02:34:38 PM
So am I, BlacknMild, so am I.
Oh, the recording is finished. My colleague hasn't uploaded it yet.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 30, 2010, 10:00:04 PM
The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas (http://i46.tinypic.com/166kf36.jpg) Streaming: No sources that I can find (Hulu pass expired)
Year: 2000 Rating: PG Length: 1:31 (91min) Starring: Stephen Baldwin, Alan Cummings & Joan Collins
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Yabba-dabba-doo! Digital dinosaurs rule the day when Fred (Mark Addy), Barney (Stephen Baldwin), Betty (Jane Krakowski) and Wilma (Kristen Johnston) take Vegas by storm in this prequel that posits their lives before marriage. A staple of the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon series -- The Great Gazoo (Alan Cumming) -- also makes an appearance. Ann-Margret (make that "Margrock") sings the title tune.
This isn't a Rolling Stones Concert..... it's not even a Rock Concert. When I said that I wanted to meet some Rick Stars, this is not what I had in mind.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Rocketeer
Post by: King of Twitch on June 30, 2010, 10:03:59 PM
SOAB
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 30, 2010, 10:11:16 PM
I'm gonna assume that stand for "Son of a" in regards to the fact that this mocvie is no longer streaming anywhere on the internet.
So if People wanna pull the current winning movie off the poll and watch that instead and second place will go onto next Wed. we can do that too.
We can throw this movie back up when the streaming is found again.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Post by: King of Twitch on June 30, 2010, 10:24:11 PM
Sure, if it's streaming free somewhere
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 30, 2010, 10:57:01 PM
Emergency Re-Reel
Everyone please enjoy snacks at the concession stand while we replace the missing reel with a movie we do have. Sorry for the inconvenience. Please accept these free passes to the next showing of The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Eight Legged Freaks
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 30, 2010, 11:12:08 PM
Year: 2002 Rating: PG-13 Length: 1:35:00 (95min) Starring: David Arquette, Scarlett Johansson & Doug E. Doug
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When a toxic waste spill near a small Arizona community causes spiders to mutate into rampaging arachnids the size of automobiles, it's only a matter of time before the eight-legged freaks develop a taste for prey other than insects. David Arquette and Kari Wuhrer star as the duo that rallies the town's defenses in director Ellory Elkayem's affectionate send-up of the creature features of yesteryear.
"Hey, you got something on your shoulder..." "Dammit, I feel like things are crawling all over me" "OWWW, something just bit me" "Will all of you shut the hell up, this is my favorite part of the movie!!! Spiderman goes all emo and starts dancing"
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Post by: ThePerm on July 01, 2010, 12:35:05 AM
thank goodness, i would rather watch this!
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Post by: King of Twitch on July 01, 2010, 02:09:32 AM
I had a bunch of Celtic Woman videos queued up on youtube, now I'm going to start on this. -- (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/101/l_586c04fb58014a6188a3e35cd9d0be24.jpg) 3 minutes into the movie and BP has already screwed things up
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/139/l_d46a34818c6e488695d0585ff9a43fe1.jpg) Bob Marley AND Bob Dylan in the same movie? This is gonna be awesome.
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/107/l_1298c959cfab4b72a1b5b75e6aeca26e.jpg) Meanwhile back in ROCK VEGAS.. AHAHA ROCK. VEGAS.
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/104/l_b027900044554d0082aa20cbecd82a62.jpg) Is it just me or did this movie get real ugly real fast
Hm! The mom, the daughter, and the dude actually aren't bad actors. If only they were in a different movie.
You know what they should've done for Donkey Kong Country Returns' plot is have the animal buddies get kidnapped instead of the banana horde thing again. It came to me when I saw the emu farm. You're welcome Retro
Speaking of videogames (http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/139/l_2b50d72a4c5045bf94159f5bbb53a2d9.jpg) Yes I do think man-eating spiders would spruce up the next Excitebike
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/92/l_e9a3f31760384b79aa534ce2e825fa02.jpg) Sand people...they always want your speeder
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Post by: Halbred on July 01, 2010, 02:19:45 PM
Yay! 8-Legged Freaks won!
I love this movie. Not only is it one of the first appearances of Scarlett Johansen, it has giant arachnids! And you know what? Her rack is bigger in this movie than it would be year later, in Iron Man 2!
*openly weeps*
I'll definately be popping this in tonight or tomorrow.
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Post by: broodwars on July 01, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
Ok, as the reviews continue to pour in, I'm just going to throw this in now out of vengeance: let's do M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender" at our first possible opportunity. I'm kind of obligated to see it tomorrow with my best friend and his fellow Airbender-fan family members. I get the feeling my neo-childhood's about to be raped, so it's only fitting if we give that movie the treatment it deserves. ;)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 01, 2010, 06:08:35 PM
I know we can stream it, but that would be frowned upon.
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Post by: broodwars on July 01, 2010, 06:14:14 PM
At the moment, I've read two reviews in local newspapers. One give it 1 Star outta 5. The other 2. Both cited that the movies become dialog heavy (but wasn't the original cartoon this way...?) and got boring.
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 10:36:55 AM
At the moment, I've read two reviews in local newspapers. One give it 1 Star outta 5. The other 2. Both cited that the movies become dialog heavy (but wasn't the original cartoon this way...?) and got boring.
The problem isn't that the movie is dialog-heavy, but that the movie has a lot of superfluous and badly-handled narration and exposition. There's also just a lot of idiotic dialog (my favorite being "we must show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in their beliefs!" The movie also has a lot of surprisingly-dull (or at least mediocre) action sequences.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 01:15:44 PM
Alright, I need to start watching ELF before the next movie starts today. Who watching it with me?
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 01:19:47 PM
Alright, I need to start watching ELF before the next movie starts today. Who watching it with me?
I might if I can make some time and quickly acquire the movie after work. I've been putting off a major grocery shop run for a while now, and my new home is sorely lacking in food.
Besides, I kind of feel like I'm justified in skipping this one considering I was the only guy to cover the Rocketeer (and very nicely, IMO). :P: :
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 01:24:21 PM
You did it so well, we didn't need to join in. ;) It was also a busy week for me.
But ELF is probably very worthy of multiple MFT's, it's the movie currently being voted on that I'm more worried about participation on.
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Post by: King of Twitch on July 07, 2010, 01:29:40 PM
I also enjoyed his Rocketeer posts, he served his country well. I got 40 minutes into ELF (see above) and didn't come back to it yet, I'll join you sometime tonight
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Post by: Halbred on July 07, 2010, 02:32:40 PM
How are you cats taking pictures of the screen? This is something I'd like to try!
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 02:35:09 PM
How are you cats taking pictures of the screen? This is something I'd like to try!
For me, a combination of the Print Screen command + pasting the screen into MS Paint, cropping the image, and then posting it to the site Black linked to just before my Rocketeer posts.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 03:09:52 PM
How are you cats taking pictures of the screen? This is something I'd like to try!
There are a few different ways. Some quicker than others depending on what you are using to watch your video.
If you are using the DivX connection, you can download a Piknic or Aviary for something like Chrome and quick screen cap and quick save to the internet & post, all right from your browser.
If you are using Netflix (or DivX) the above option won't work, you have to use that "Print Screen" button on your keyboard (likely above the Home & End keys) then open you preferred image editor and paste.
or you can always grab a camera....
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
Now I haven't seen this movie since it first hit DVD, but this is how you know a movie is gonna be comically bad.
(http://i28.tinypic.com/3150sad.jpg)
Doug E. Doug.
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Post by: ThePerm on July 07, 2010, 03:52:05 PM
oh ELF(the horror movie)? I watched that years ago. I MFT'd that in 7th grade hahaha
err nevermind it was called Elves
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099496/
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 05:06:46 PM
ELF
Eight Legged Freaks
E L F
Eight Legged Freaks
E.L.F.
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Post by: ThePerm on July 07, 2010, 05:09:57 PM
im sorry that acronym just doesn't work, because it spells a completely unrelated word
8LF :P
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 05:12:27 PM
ok, I had many errands to run, but I plan on watching ELF now even though we are technically onto the next movie Troll 2.
I'll post the start for that later.
I'm listening to a Linkara interview right now, but I'll get to the movie later tonight. Don't know how much I'm going to post, though. I'm just too damn tired, so I may just stick with a mini-review like my "Rate last movie you've seen" posts.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on July 07, 2010, 10:57:14 PM
Yay Return to House on Haunted Hill is going to be after Troll 2!
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 11:09:57 PM
Well, so much for that. The interview was great, but it was one of those stupid .mp3s embedded in the page (and you're stuck listening to it again from the very beginning) and I accidentally closed the page. Oh well, guess I'd better start this.
0:03:25
Gee, another monster movie where the creatures were created by someone accidentally dumping radioactive/biohazardous materials into the environment. I'm sensing a theme here. ;) On a better night, I probably would have posted a pic of that Shock Jock with some witty quip related to Fallout 3's Three Dog radio host, so just make up your own tonight. The guy's such a jabbering collection of stereotypes it shouldn't be that hard.
On a surprising note, I didn't know that Warner Bros. made this film. Huh. At least the special effects will probably be decent *Ellipses*
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
0:08:24
No, not the parrot! ;) Seriously, I'm starting to think the actual Eight Legged Freak in this movie is "Joshua", the incredibly creepy dumbass running a Spider Farm (who outside of Hollywood does that? The damn things survive well enough on their own without us making the situation worse and breeding them) who decides nothing bad can come from suddenly supersized crickets making his spiders grow rapidly. ::) The moron got what he deserved as a Darwin Award candidate.
Oh yeah, insert a Power Rangers reference here related to "make my monster...GROWWWWWW!"
Ugh, this movie's going to be a chore to sit through, not because it's bad but because I have a severe hatred of spiders. The thing seriously creep me out, no matter how big they are.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 07, 2010, 11:47:05 PM
I don't have Arachnophobia(another movie we should add to MFT if it's available) but if I ever seen a spider this big it's every man for themselves.
(http://i26.tinypic.com/ruzj2e.jpg)
Oh that right Polly..... that goes for Parrots too (http://i26.tinypic.com/241o4ys.jpg)
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Post by: Stratos on July 07, 2010, 11:50:47 PM
Spiders make me jumpy. I was going to start it now but my toes get all tingly when I see spiders. UGH
Can't watch this at computer because I don't like my toes being where I can't see them where spiders could get them.
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Post by: broodwars on July 07, 2010, 11:54:35 PM
0:21:23
Ok, that scene with the cat in the drywall solidified what I had suspected for about 15 minutes prior: this is a comedy in disguise, a tongue-in-cheek homage to the "B movies" of old. You might remember that the big reason I was angry with Raptor Island was because it was incredibly lazy? This movie goes for a similar target that that movie did, but it is most certainly not lazy. It's stupid to be sure, but that's kind of the point and the movie knows it. And if you're going to be a stupid movie/TV show, you might as well run with it. So far, I'm enjoying this movie far more than I thought I would going in, though this is definitely a "ONCE EVER" kind of movie, because I really hate spiders.
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 12:04:16 AM
0:01:00
"Do you know fear?"
Yes, the thought of watching this movie brings me fear.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 12:13:48 AM
"Whoooo Doggie is sure is gosh darn hot out here!"
"It's hard work cleaning up this all toxic material and too doggone hot to be wearing these gloves" (http://i25.tinypic.com/qsrw90.jpg) "Damn.... Wish I had some Sweet Tea to go with the gentle breeze comin from this here babblin creek"
We gotta take a moment to listen to a few brief messages from our sponsors, but during the break, let's see if you can guess whats gonna happen next (http://i29.tinypic.com/29korht.jpg)
A: Officer Dumbass grows long locks of beautiful flowing hair B: Officer Dumbass grabs a mop and turns into the Toxic Avenger C: Officer Dumbass becomes a giant freakin spider D: I have no clue, lets get back to the movie already.
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Post by: broodwars on July 08, 2010, 12:14:38 AM
0:24:46
Sweet mother of...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, KID?! You open the door TO A SPIDER FARM, see a solid wall of webbing in front of you, and your first inclination is not to run back to the nearest house and use the phone to call the police?! Instead, you just brush off the massive webbing and continue wandering inward? I hope you die, and I hope you die in a particularly painful way! Characters like you are too stupid to live!
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 12:24:26 AM
When I was little, I thought there was an unwritten rule that animals and children did not die in movies. LOL
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 12:25:26 AM
(http://i29.tinypic.com/23u689g.jpg) All the above scene needs is a blunt, a bed & me and there are several fantasies involving a mother daughter combo I could fulfill here. ;) ;)
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Post by: broodwars on July 08, 2010, 12:27:26 AM
When I was little, I thought there was an unwritten rule that animals and children did not die in movies. LOL
Well, actually it is an unwritten rule in Hollywood that the two things you can never kill are children and dogs, so you aren't far off. Sadly, this little dumbass is protected by the MPAA, so there's a 99.9% chance he'll live through this...and probably make plans to start his own Spider Farm at the end of the movie to end it on an "ironic" note.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 12:38:33 AM
I've never paid to watch a fight before, but this is one fight where I think I could get some friends together to get the Pay-Per-View taken care of. (http://i26.tinypic.com/30t0x1h.jpg)
also kinda reminds me of that pic where two people were getting it on on the hood of the car. All that was left where hand and "body" prints in the dust.
fake edit: yeah this pic (http://i31.tinypic.com/2wn6wq0.jpg)
and seriously, after watching something put imprints of your cats face, in exquisite detail I might add, why would you still be standing around in that house look like this? (http://i28.tinypic.com/315n9f4.jpg) GET THE F$&% OUT OF THERE!!!
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Post by: ThePerm on July 08, 2010, 12:41:40 AM
When I was little, I thought there was an unwritten rule that animals and children did not die in movies. LOL
Well, actually it is an unwritten rule in Hollywood that the two things you can never kill are children and dogs, so you aren't far off. Sadly, this little dumbass is protected by the MPAA, so there's a 99.9% chance he'll live through this...and probably make plans to start his own Spider Farm at the end of the movie to end it on an "ironic" note.
in Baby Blues OMG, a baby gets drowned, a kid gets stabbed to death with a hand mirror handle(if i remember correctly), and another kid gets stabbed with a pitchfork after narrowly escaping getting ran over by a tractor, and...the dog gets killed too.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0972359/
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Post by: broodwars on July 08, 2010, 12:43:38 AM
When I was little, I thought there was an unwritten rule that animals and children did not die in movies. LOL
Well, actually it is an unwritten rule in Hollywood that the two things you can never kill are children and dogs, so you aren't far off. Sadly, this little dumbass is protected by the MPAA, so there's a 99.9% chance he'll live through this...and probably make plans to start his own Spider Farm at the end of the movie to end it on an "ironic" note.
in Baby Blues OMG, a baby gets drowned, a kid gets stabbed to death with a hand mirror handle(if i remember correctly), and another kid gets stabbed with a pitchfork after narrowly escaping getting ran over by a tractor, and...the dog gets killed too.
Like I said, it's an "unwritten rule". It's not something they can't do, just something they don't do in American cinema because American audiences don't like seeing children or animals hurt. The movies that get away with it are usually horror films and dark comedies, but you'll notice they're always killed off-screen.
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Post by: ThePerm on July 08, 2010, 12:46:18 AM
actually, i dont think the mpaa touched it, the mirror stabbing was particularly bad.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 12:47:38 AM
LOL, This kid thought he was so smart. (http://i27.tinypic.com/34zczo6.jpg)
How many warning signs does one person need before they realize that maybe they shouldn't be there, shouldn't go in, and probably get as far away as possible? (http://i27.tinypic.com/31449rk.jpg)
1. Nobody answered the phone 2. When the door was closed, that sign read "CLOSED" 3. When you opened the door, the ENTIRE PLACE WAS COVERED IN SPIDERWEBS (http://i31.tinypic.com/16a5qtg.jpg)
seriously, that is not normal. This is no time to mistake stupidity for bravery, and no time for curiosity because that already killed the cat.
edit:
5. Your friends shoe covered in spiderwebs 6. GIANT SPIDER TRACKS LEADING INTO THE MINES "5X their original size" 7. In his own words "no sign of the arachnids anywhere"
So where does he head? Into the mines of course....
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Post by: Kytim89 on July 08, 2010, 01:01:15 AM
(http://i29.tinypic.com/23u689g.jpg) All the above scene needs is a blunt, a bed & me and there are several fantasies involving a mother daughter combo I could fulfill here. ;) ;)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 01:06:41 AM
What does it take to get this kid to quit being so stupid?
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2e5nnnr.jpg)
yes, a 7ft tall spider at the end of the tunnel.
I'm not gonna pretend to understand why you would suck on a hose to unclog a plug, but... (http://i32.tinypic.com/1fvlmb.jpg) AWWW HELL NAWWW! CHEW BROTHA CHEW!!!!
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2m5dt7m.jpg) Atleast he wasn't the first one to die, but that leaves only one more black dude in town. You know he's already gotta lot of pressure on him to not fit the stereotype, now he's gotta try to survive the whole movie too. He sounds just crazy enough to do it.
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Post by: Kytim89 on July 08, 2010, 01:21:43 AM
Doug E. Doug stars in this movie, right?
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Post by: broodwars on July 08, 2010, 01:22:03 AM
0:58:28
Well, it's on now and it's so intentionally goofy that it's impossible to be creeped out by these spiders anymore. Lots of funny little sight gags, my two favorite being the spider that tries to kill a stuffed deer head and the Trap Door spiders that use manholes to trap people. Speaking of the people, it's easy to see how that kid turned out so stupid because everyone else in town is just as dim and deserving of death, just staring in disbelief at the spiders prancing down the streets killing people. You have to wonder what the population of this town will be by the end, because surely not everyone was "just" spun into a cocoon.
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 01:23:10 AM
0:59:00
Did the smaller spider just jabber like a Jawa? *UN-TING*
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 01:26:14 AM
LMFAO @ the whole Anal Probe speech (http://i27.tinypic.com/wvwxtx.jpg)
"What are they even looking for? What did Skippy do to you?!"
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 01:27:57 AM
1:04:00
Did that big spider just punch that dude? I heard cartoony punching noises and it hit the guy with his legs. LMAO
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Post by: broodwars on July 08, 2010, 01:29:06 AM
I have to say, I'm impressed by both the main character and the sheriff's impeccable aim with those shotguns/rifles. They've been dead-on with their shots from a fair distance away on a moving target.
EDIT:
1:05:40
Woah, I'm getting some major deja vu from my time with the Dead Rising demo. ;)
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 01:33:12 AM
I have to say, I'm impressed by both the main character and the sheriff's impeccable aim with those shotguns/rifles. They've been dead-on with their shots from a fair distance away on a moving target.
Much better than the aim of fully trained marines shooting raptors. Maybe those raptors had magnetic fields that off set the bullets... ::)
Do spiders even make noises? All I hear are chattering and growling. Aren't they silent?
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 01:42:24 AM
1:19:00
Oh no! The dreaded tent spider!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 01:58:06 AM
48:21 - Oh Ryan Reynolds you lucky, lucky man. I wish my girl was that eager when it came to money shot. (http://i31.tinypic.com/4hxjlv.jpg)
she sure is taking it like a champ!!! (http://i26.tinypic.com/302876w.jpg)
I'm sure most of us have pictured ourselves spraying some sticky white stuff all over Scarlett Johannsens face, but this is not exactly what we had in mind.
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Post by: Stratos on July 08, 2010, 01:59:06 AM
Really? Itsy Bitsy Spider for the end credits?
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Post by: broodwars on July 08, 2010, 02:00:00 AM
1:29:21
(how that sequence should have played out)
Mayor: "No, not the Mall! Not the Mall! Not the Mall!"
Onlooker: "It's only a Model..."
EDIT: And that's Eight Legged Freaks. I said it before, but I entered this movie with severely low expectations. Let's face it, we don't exactly have a reputation for quality programming with this "show", and well...giant spiders. That said, this was a pretty decent dark comedy with some good sight gags and a good sense of fun in general. If I remember right, this movie didn't do fairly well in theaters, which would be a shame considering the far inferior Men in Black sequel was a hit not too long prior.
Now judging by our schedule, we now return you to our regularly scheduled crappy movies.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 02:35:20 AM
Dammit. My internet dropped on me and as soon as I get it back up, Netflix goes down for maintenance. I should be done with this movie already, it was just getting "good" too.
Guess I gotta finish it through other means....
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 02:49:18 AM
How in the f&%$ does a spider that large hide behind a chair half it's size? (http://i31.tinypic.com/2gww5sn.jpg)
"Bob..... What are you doing up there? You know you shouldn't be playing with those spiders, all that excitement is gonna be bad for your heart! (http://i29.tinypic.com/2cr0f83.jpg)
Now that's just nasty (http://i26.tinypic.com/1jqarq.jpg) I think some got in his mouth.... and he didn't even try to get out of the way, just let it oooze all over his face.
Now that is funny, Not just a Jumper, but a Spitter too. (http://i29.tinypic.com/10ie1vp.jpg)
And you gotta love this little Indiana Jones moment 10 seconds later (http://i29.tinypic.com/59r35.jpg)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 03:25:10 AM
HAHAHA Did I just witness a spider giving some man a beatdown in the Prosperity Mall parkinglot?
"That was my parking space asshole!!"
SO many silly things going on now.
Doug E Doug jumps off the tower into the spiders and then jumps off the 3story roof of the local mall
Dude with the motorbike is still driving through the mines.
Spiders are making sounds and doing funny ****, like beating down people in the parking lot & and zip lining down a cable only to face plant into something.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 01:54:54 PM
If you find the Mother of all spiders down in your mines in a part where the methane gas is heavily concentrated, you don't light a match and you don't fire a gun (http://i27.tinypic.com/15p0283.jpg)
But you gotta improvise something to set off that gas as soon as you get outta there. cut a wire to a tunnel light and then start the generator on your way out or something. There has got to be something in the mall too.
or...... (http://i29.tinypic.com/29psy1f.jpg) you could spray some perfume in it's mouth. I guess that could work too. atleast allow you some time to get away.
Well, it seems I wasn't too far off (http://i28.tinypic.com/15nln60.jpg) the good 'ol McGuyver match in a broken socket while using a stun gun to power the generator trick to blow up the tunnels works wonders too.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 02:07:46 PM
Mayor: "No, not the Mall! Not the Mall! Not the Mall!"
Onlooker: "It's only a Model..."
(http://i30.tinypic.com/s4phdl.jpg)
and this is just a random pic from the ending. I picked it especially for The Perm (http://i25.tinypic.com/20f2s05.jpg) Maybe you can pair it up with a Random Jennifer Connely pic
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Troll 2
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
Troll 2 (http://i32.tinypic.com/2zz3vbt.jpg) Streaming: Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/watch/31381/troll-2) | LetMeWatchThis
Trolls live in the woods around nilbog and feed on the town's population. By transforming themselves into people the trolls are able to come into town and pick their menu
Hey, did you know Toy Story 3 is playing in the theater down the hall? I'm just gonna go peek i non that movie, maybe go stand in line for more popcorn and hang out in the arcade for a minute. Ummm, yeah, I'll be right back, go ahead and start the movie with out me.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Troll 2
Post by: Kytim89 on July 08, 2010, 02:58:24 PM
Trolls live in the woods around nilbog and feed on the town's population. By transforming themselves into people the trolls are able to come into town and pick their menu
Hey, did you know Toy Story 3 is playing in the theater down the hall? I'm just gonna go peek i non that movie, maybe go stand in line for more popcorn and hang out in the arcade for a minute. Ummm, yeah, I'll be right back, go ahead and start the movie with out me.
I actually snuck in my food and drinks. I hope the theater employees do not discover that my popcorn is not from their concession stand. ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Troll 2
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 08, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
Theater don't care, but now you have to watch the movie.
You're up first, make us proud.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Troll 2
Post by: ThePerm on July 08, 2010, 11:26:27 PM
Mass Effect. So much Mass Effect. I'll try to get to Troll 2 tonight.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Troll 2
Post by: ThePerm on July 14, 2010, 12:49:09 PM
i actually watched this one for the most part, but i can't really think of anything clever, visually aside from some terrible goblin costumes the movie is pretty bad, so sight jokes are out. The acting is really bad though. I wonder how people find such bad actors. Its better to have people get a few minutes to remember one line and say it right and to not cut it than to keep rolling and have them waste film on bad acting.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Troll 2
Post by: broodwars on July 14, 2010, 10:01:22 PM
i actually watched this one for the most part, but i can't really think of anything clever, visually aside from some terrible goblin costumes the movie is pretty bad, so sight jokes are out. The acting is really bad though. I wonder how people find such bad actors. Its better to have people get a few minutes to remember one line and say it right and to not cut it than to keep rolling and have them waste film on bad acting.
Yeah, I watched it just now as well, and it's so bad I can't find anything funny to say about it either. Bad effects (especially on the "Goblins"), bad acting, bad writing...the whole 9 yards. That's why I'm calling in a Pinch Hitter: The Cinema Snob (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/bj/tcs/20067-troll-2)! Take it away! ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return to House on Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 15, 2010, 03:01:28 AM
Return to House on Haunted Hill (http://i25.tinypic.com/2yjsl7k.jpg) Streaming: LetMeWatchThis | or PM (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?action=pm;sa=send;u=4447) me
While investigating her sister's apparent suicide, Ariel Wolfe (Amanda Righetti) discovers a terrifying connection between her sibling's death and a priceless demonic statue hidden within the haunted Vanacutt Mansion, a former asylum. But Wolfe comes face-to-face with unspeakable evil when she's trapped inside the deadly house with a mercenary treasure seeker (Erik Palladino) and a group of archaeologists who are after the prized idol.
Y'know, when I was younger, I was riding a skateboard down a paved hill road. Long story short, I hit a rock and tumbled down the street scraping up my hands and knees. I got up brushed myself off and then I could take 1 of 2 paths.
1. I could go back up the hill and try again hoping to not hit a rock this time and build confidence knowing that I had finally conquered that hill or 2. I could take that skateboard, walk it back to my house and throw it in the garage to never ride again.
.....I chose option 2. With this movie, did the survivors decide on option 1?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: Stratos on July 15, 2010, 04:02:34 AM
Why? Is there a sequel?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BeautifulShy on July 15, 2010, 05:30:40 AM
This is the sequel. House on Haunted Hill I believe was the first one.I think there was one in the 70's I think.Need to double check.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: jrlibrarian on July 15, 2010, 12:08:03 PM
This is the page for the movie from the 50's. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051744/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051744/)
This other movie of the same title, House on Haunted Hill, is the movie Return is based on. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185371/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185371/)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: Kytim89 on July 15, 2010, 03:34:16 PM
There is this really hot chick in this film by the name of Cerina Vincent who just so happens to be the former yellow power ranger on Lost Galaxy.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: ThePerm on July 16, 2010, 05:53:14 AM
Cerina Vincent is your modern scream queen, you may also recognize her from Cabin Fever.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 16, 2010, 05:05:20 PM
You all better VOTE, and give more suggestions too. Otherwise I'm gonna have to send my boy Diddy to your house
(http://i27.tinypic.com/6xqeeu.jpg)
and you don't want Diddy knocking on your door.... trust me.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: Peachylala on July 19, 2010, 06:31:27 PM
I voted for Yoga Inc., so I voted. No angry black guy coming to my house tonight.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: Halbred on July 20, 2010, 02:43:47 PM
VOTE OR DIE
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 20, 2010, 02:45:46 PM
I can do without another Spider movie, thanks.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2010, 02:59:58 PM
I just reset the vote today, so if you voted yesterday, please do it again.
....now I gotta make sure to watch RtHoHH sometime tonite.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 20, 2010, 03:04:28 PM
I just reset the vote today, so if you voted yesterday, please do it again.
....now I gotta make sure to watch RtHoHH sometime tonite.
Yeah, same here depending on if my Mass Effect audiobooks arrive today or not (they were supposed to arrive yesterday). Otherwise, I'll watch it tomorrow night.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2010, 03:10:51 PM
I find it funny how we always wait until the last day to watch a movie we've had all week to watch especially when we knew ahead of time what that movie was gonna be, when it was gonna start and when it was gonna end.
I've dumped all my extra time into L4D2, so I've barely even been on the forums, but I'll make sure to watch it today at some point.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 20, 2010, 03:27:43 PM
I find it funny how we always wait until the last day to watch a movie we've had all week to watch especially when we knew ahead of time what that movie was gonna be, when it was gonna start and when it was gonna end.
We're gamers. We have plenty of stuff to take up our free time, and honestly I find it hard at times to give up an evening to watch and comment on what is usually a spectacularly bad movie (seriously, we've had what...3 decent movies so far: Rocketeer, Starship Troopers, and Eight Legged Freaks?). It's just hard to muster the energy for that, especially when commenting on the movie means dragging out the experience by stopping it every 10 minutes or so to write something/post a screen capture + captions.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 20, 2010, 05:55:51 PM
please, make some better suggestions.
The streaming site seems to have just about every movie we've done so far (except for The Flinstones), and we desperately need more suggestions for movies anyway. There are only 2 at the moment.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2010, 12:32:20 AM
I've got the feeling that I've seen this before, but I think I'll have to wait until they actually get to the house to find out.
anyways....
(http://i31.tinypic.com/4slkcj.jpg) "My sister has been trying to reach me for weeks now and I've been ignoring all her calls, text messages & e-mails. But now that she shot herself in the face I need to know why she was trying to contact me"
I think if you actually gave a damn you would have responded to one of her urgent voicemails. If you couldn't be bothered just this morning, why pretend to give a **** now?
edit: ....Oh, I understand why now. (http://i26.tinypic.com/acdfzl.jpg) turns out she was crazy
OH ****!!! (http://i25.tinypic.com/k4faxk.jpg) Who's crazy now!? (She sees dead people!!)
Good thing the crazy Professor showed up. (http://i32.tinypic.com/1609e1e.jpg) Had to get everyones mind off the fact that someone just died, her sister in fact, and there are much more important things at hand. Like an ancient artifact that is hidden somewhere in an abandoned Insane Asylum. The same Insane Asylum that the sole survivor witnessed people getting murdered by supernatural spirits in.
And incomes the crazy bad guys.... there is a lot of crazy people in this movie so far. (http://i26.tinypic.com/2mq2pnr.jpg) It's a good thing her (dead)sister sent her the missing journal(that leads to the artifact), otherwise those badguys would feel pretty foolish barging into her place like that.
and off to the House on Haunted Hill we go....... again. Only this time we are apparently splitting into 2 teams.
Team Crazy and Team Crazier!
Who will get to the prize first... and who will make it out alive. Stay tuned, this story is just getting started.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2010, 01:07:00 AM
Thing to note; (http://i27.tinypic.com/5ow3d2.jpg) This place sure has great lighting for 1) It being an abandoned building that hasn't been used for a decade or 2, and 2) it being the middle of the night
OK, so not only does this mansion have excellent lighting in the middle of the night, but it also has electricity and machinery that is still running on it's own without any maintenance.... I guess they really just don't build them like they used to anymore.
Now it's time for a little game I like to call GUESS WHO'S FIRST TO DIE!!!!
It's a multiple choice game and you only get to pick one answer. Here we go. These are your 3 choices.
a) The Midget b) The Black Guy c) The Blind Guy with the Seeing Eye Dog
::Jeopardy tune::
if you picked A or C, then you wrong the correct answer was :drum roll: B (http://i26.tinypic.com/al2nns.jpg) The Black Guy
I think I like where this is going ;) (http://i28.tinypic.com/2r5t8wn.jpg)
Correction; I definitely like where this is headed [censored]http://i27.tinypic.com/141s7l2.jpg (http://i27.tinypic.com/141s7l2.jpg)[/censored] Talk about being touched by a spirit, this chick feels dead people ;)
AHHHH! (http://i26.tinypic.com/9rlzzm.jpg) (http://i41.tinypic.com/21m9h8w.jpg) That went from HOT to NOT real quick.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/sxov7n.jpg) Yeah.... thats what I was thinking
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2010, 02:01:23 AM
(http://i26.tinypic.com/317cphz.jpg) Hey, WTF!! Who put this big as puddle of blood here!? It wasn't here 2 seconds ago when we came running upstairs and seen all the blood all over the place.
Yay!!!!! She got out of the house just before lockdown and just narrowly avoided getting shot in the process!!! (http://i27.tinypic.com/t8ktv5.jpg)
Oh No!!! :( Her BF isn't in the car....
Well it's a good thing the House is a gentleman and opened the door for her again so she could go back in and rescue him.... (http://i30.tinypic.com/ajrpea.jpg)
You mean everyone was 15 feet from the open door and she didn't just call out to her BF to run back to the door? (http://i32.tinypic.com/11qn8n7.jpg) Scratch that, everyone was 15 ft from the door and she didn't run past her BF on her way out?
Hold up, everyone was 15 feet from the loud ass steel door and no one heard it open again?
After everything that happened, why would this meat head wander off by himself?
Also this movie is all the proof you need that anyone with a gun is automatically a badass motherf'er and should not be toyed with.
52:45 It's such a shame that it took the drowning of someone for the two people on the walkway to think of trying to get them out of the water by using some of the dangling chains. You'd figure a professor might have been smart enough to have thought of that one sooner.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2010, 07:13:19 PM
Oh, Look!!! All the furniture is on the ceiling..... why don't I go and stand underneath it all. (http://i27.tinypic.com/vz7ya.jpg)
Well what do you know? (http://i32.tinypic.com/2cf5kza.jpg) A secret passage inside one of the cremation incinerator ovens. I wonder where it leads....
(am I ever gonna finish this movie?)
...Oh it leads to room, deep below this giant Asylum that "The Heart of the House" and made of flesh with an Idol as the central source of Supernatural Power(http://i28.tinypic.com/10f80zn.jpg) now why didn't I see that coming?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 21, 2010, 08:31:17 PM
(http://i27.tinypic.com/n13r0i.jpg) Look at the way she grips it.... both hands like she knows what she's doing.
Oh no... no NOOOOOO, not so rough, your gonna rip it off!!!!
..........OUCH. Too Late.
Now on to the sure to be lame ass ending, just like most horror movies. Gotta find some ridiculously stupid way to wrap all this up.
fastforwarding...... bad guy incinerated
fastforwarding...... group gets separated
fastforwarding...... girl hold idol up above her head for 30 seconds while contemplating her love for the whole she is about to stuff the thing into as if it was a stake in her hand and she was about to kill her current lover who had just been turned into a vampire or something. But uh oh, the professor won't let her do it. ::cue badly choreographed fight scene::
3 seconds of outstretched reach as if she couldn't have made an attempt at getting up to reach the idol that was knocked out of her hands and the professor pounces her. This is exciting :-\
fastforwarding...... fastforwarding...... fastforwarding...... idol down the drain, ghost turn on former abuser, girl and BF make it out alive!! Yay it's over.
p.s. they both drive off in the one car they didn't & couldn't have had the keys to. The one belonging to the bad guys.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 21, 2010, 10:02:44 PM
Alright, let's get this over with. I'm in a really bad mood right now after Amazon and UPS have managed to team up to completely lose a much-wanted package of mine, so I might as well take it out on Return to House on Haunted Hill. :@
0:07:05
We start off with an opening credit sequence that's reminiscent of the opening to Condemned: Criminal Origins (only it makes a great deal less sense. Is some of this footage taken from this movie's predecessor?) and full of "scary" images that just scream "hey, this is a horror movie! Did we just BLOW YOUR MIND?!", we're introduced to our main cast of whores; slackers; *rhymes with "witches"*; and what looks like the token archeology author/professor. Man, I'm just so attached to these losers already, because there's definitely someone to cheer for in this lot. I'd wish for all of them to meet a quick and decisive end, but Psycho is oddly-enough the only horror movie I've ever seen that dared to kill off the main characters at the beginning of the story where they deserve it.
And lady, if you see your voice mail and call list full of calls from your sister, you just may want to call her back instead of just ignoring her.
And hey, Jeffery Combs is in this! If he's anywhere near as good in this as he was in Enterprise (Shran) and The New Batman Adventures (Scarecrow), he'll easily be the most awesome character in this movie!
0:16:15
Man, these goons are geniuses. They apparently had the talent to make a murder look like a suicide, yet apparently didn't think to simply ransack the main character's house while she was at work. No, instead they had to wait till she got home and checked her mail, and then break in and kidnap the two leads. Brilliant!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 21, 2010, 10:49:24 PM
0:21:15
Ugh...they did it. They actually did it. The moment they revealed that one of the main characters was an archeology professor I was knew they just couldn't resist ripping off probably Indiana Jones' most famous line: "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!" Sure enough, barely even 20 minutes in, they did it. This movie's off to a fine start already. ::)
0:24:24
"Aren't you going to even give me a goodbye kiss?" Hello, sudden and bizarre lesbian undertones. :confused; Oh, and I'm pretty sure that if a series of giant gears has triggered a massive lockdown of the facility, shooting the gears till they stop doesn't do anything to reverse the process. ::)
0:25:27
Wow, just when I was ready to shout "Let's split-up, gang!" a character actually comes out and asks the obvious question: "Are you really suggesting that we split-up in a HAUNTED HOUSE?!" Point goes to the movie on openly questioning that cliche.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 21, 2010, 11:35:55 PM
0:50:14
Ok, how does a grown man get knocked unconscious by getting pushed into a vat of freezing water, yet the girl in the skimpier clothing can dive right in and swim around it just fine? And crap, my favorite character just bit it. :'(
And incidentally, the end is in sight and although Combs has shown up a few times, he hasn't spoken a single line yet and I get the feeling he won't. What a waste of Jeffrey Combs, a guy with an awesome voice....
1:05:06
Let's see...we have a movie featuring an archeology professor searching for lost treasure, and now we have a moment where someone has to take a small golden idol off a pedestal in a room that just screams "booby trap". Nah, I can't imagine what they're ripping off, though I have a feeling that our heroes are going to start wishing they'd brought bags of sand with them very soon.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Return To House On Haunted Hill
Post by: broodwars on July 22, 2010, 12:09:37 AM
And...done, and as expected the ending was thoroughly underwhelming, though at least they had the dignity to not try to sequel-bait for another movie (which I figured would be a given once the grand plan was revealed to simply flush the idol down the sewer system to get it out of the house). Overall, it was a pretty standard-issue horror movie. There were some good creepy bits, some good gory kills, and some good atmosphere. There's just nothing about the movie that stands out in any way, and it's practically a crime to bring in Jeffrey Combs just to shout "No! No! NOOO!" at the end of the movie. It was better than I expected, but my expectations were pretty low.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 22, 2010, 01:33:01 AM
Vampire's Kiss (http://i26.tinypic.com/10ejvih.jpg) Streaming: Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/watch/17460/vampires-kiss) or LetMeWatchThis
Year: 1989 Rating: R Length: 1hr 43.5 minutes (1:43:36) Starring: Nicolas Cage
Quote
Peter Loew (Nicolas Cage, in an all-encompassing performance) is a sleazy literary agent who prowls the bars looking for action. One night he hooks up with Rachel (Jennifer Beals), who, in the course of their evening together, bites him on the neck. The next morning, when Peter is feeling out of sorts, he decides that a vampire bit him. The next step: Buy a real set of fangs, of course ... even though most people don't believe he's a vampire.
Ok, I brought the Garlic Butter Popcorn and ordered an XXX-Large 104oz Holy Water from the concession stand. I had to bring the T-Bone steak from home. I don't think any vampire wants to mess with me right now.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 22, 2010, 01:37:31 AM
Ok, Nicholas Cage is in this? Yeah, this movie probably just got a lot more enticing to watch, though Cage is a bit of a soft target with his "acting." I think I'll get this one knocked out probably Friday night after work. Remedy is releasing the first piece of Alan Wake DLC next Wednesday, so I want to make sure my evening's clear that night. ;)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 22, 2010, 01:35:11 PM
We also need more movie suggestions people. Thy well runeth dry.
I think I'm gonna suggest Aliens & Nightmare on Elm Street (1 and/or 4)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 22, 2010, 05:53:28 PM
We also need more movie suggestions people. Thy well runeth dry.
I think I'm gonna suggest Aliens & Nightmare on Elm Street (1 and/or 4)
Both are fine movies, though I'm trying to think of more obscure movies to nominate. You might want to pick the original Alien over Aliens, just because I think fewer people have seen that one. Unfortunately, most of the notable stuff I can think of is animated (The Great Mouse Detective and The Iron Giant) or a cult classic or some kind already (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure), so I'll have to give this more thought.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Kytim89 on July 22, 2010, 07:02:51 PM
I found a movie called "Class of 1999" on youtube. It is about gangs in a rundown high school battling pyshotic robot teachers. I nominate this fil for the vote.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Halbred on July 22, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Slither John Carpenter's The Thing The Faculty Career Choices
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: ThePerm on July 22, 2010, 08:23:07 PM
i second class of 99, hopefully it will still be there on youtube
i also support Highway to Hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jZ_0hIqfA
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 22, 2010, 08:34:31 PM
Speaking of a Highway to Hell, I'll throw in Ghost Rider and Daredevil (director's cut only, if it can be found online). I've been meaning to see those two for years, but have never gotten around to it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: ThePerm on July 22, 2010, 08:56:42 PM
i never thought Ghost Rider was a terrible movie, but I think Nicolas Cage was miscast. Sam Elliot was great, I liked how the movie addressed the dual Ghost Riders. The villains didn't do it for me either. Still, I think they can save the franchise even with the same actors. I think its possible to make a sequel drastically better than the first iteration. Ghost Rider gets much more interesting outside of origin story. I think the special effects were pretty decent, and introducing Vengeance could be pretty awesome.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 22, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
Alien Nightmare on Elm Street Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Class of 1999 Slither (I will assume the 2006 movie) - I liked this movie. John Carpenter's The Thing The Faculty Career Choices (Only found a page on IMDB, no other mention anywhere - 2009? Career Choice? Career Opportunities?) Highway to Hell (Didn't find in the usual places) Ghost Rider Dare Devil Black Dynamite
Those are the suggestions so far, so I'm gonna search and see how many of those I can find streaming at various sources. If you know where already and would like to save me the trouble, post a link or PM or something.
p.s. Vampire's Kiss expires on Hulu in 9 days.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Kytim89 on July 22, 2010, 09:52:29 PM
I vote for class of 1999 because it is a cheesy b-movie that never really got its due. Unlike a number of the other suggested movies on the list.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 22, 2010, 10:18:28 PM
Alien Nightmare on Elm Street Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Class of 1999 Slither (I will assume the 2006 movie) - I liked this movie. John Carpenter's The Thing The Faculty Career Choices (Only found a page on IMDB, no other mention anywhere - 2009? Career Choice? Career Opportunities?) Highway to Hell (Didn't find in the usual places) Ghost Rider Dare Devil Black Dynamite
Those are the suggestions so far, so I'm gonna search and see how many of those I can find streaming at various sources. If you know where already and would like to save me the trouble, post a link or PM or something.
p.s. Vampire's Kiss expires on Hulu in 9 days.
I found all of the movies listed above except for 2, so unless you guys have more to add, this will be the new list come Sunday nite.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Kytim89 on July 24, 2010, 01:23:16 AM
Here is a movie starring Brooke Shields about a stalker who has his eyes set on her.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: ThePerm on July 24, 2010, 02:20:55 AM
i just watched Monkey Shines, there is so much unintentionally funny **** going on. Unintentionally funny, should be the key word when picking movines. If your joking to yourself "a monkey should jump out of the guys body during the surgery scene", and then it happens, then that is the time of movie that we should watch. Of course it has to be available too.
also, i dont know if anyone else knew this, but http://www.imdb.com/features/video/browse/film/ has a goldmine of movies.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: King of Twitch on July 24, 2010, 03:13:33 AM
Awesome, totally forgot about that. So many good non-horror movies there to sift through
BUT THE CHOICE IS STILL CLEAR: VOTE YOGA, INC
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 24, 2010, 04:15:25 AM
I just thought of another good movie to suggest that suits our purposes rather well: it's entertaining, but monumentally stupid. It's a cult classic, but it's obscure enough that there's a good chance many people have never heard of it, let alone seen it. It's also a movie that has vexed me for coming up on 15 years or so because it's one I've never actually seen all the way from the beginning. Somehow, I always miss the first 10-15 minutes of it every time I try to see it. I am speaking, of course, of Big Trouble in Little China. :P:
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 24, 2010, 10:10:44 AM
I always liked BTiLC!
consider it added if I can find a stream
edit:
Quote from: The List
Alien Nightmare on Elm Street Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Class of 1999 Slither (2006) John Carpenter's The Thing The Faculty Ghost Rider Dare Devil Black Dynamite Big Trouble in Little China
I might leave off a few of these come Sunday.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 25, 2010, 03:48:54 PM
Watching on Hulu, so I'm only gonna comment during the commercial breaks
The movie starts off ok, with Nic Cage on his way to his place with some chick from the club. It's a shame (for the kid listening in the hall) that a bat interrupted their little session (which also made the kids week) causing the chick to run out of the apartment half nekkid.
{CB}
He even pulled another chick at a different bar the next nite. Nic got game? Ooops, this chick took a bite out of his neck, but it's ok, because he hit on her, so he was fair game.
But what is up with that accent? It sounds so awkward. I can't really place what it sounds similar too, but it's pretty bad.
{CB}
LOL "Am I getting throoo to yooooo... Alba!?"
WTF is he on? Poor lady, he is such a dickhead boss. I would hate to work for him.
I also don't remember seeing a bite mark on his neck, but he is wearing a band-aid on the same side of his neck where he cut himself shaving.
Oh No, Vampire chick is back and forcing him to standup the 1st girl from the club....
OMG Why is he chasing Alba down the halls of the office building? LOL & into the ladies bathroom!? Hahaha, this fool has lost his mind.
{CB}
Now all the execs are sitting around laughing about it..... Nic Cage's acting is so bad.... The fake laugh is worse than the fake accent. It's a wonder how his career went upward from this point on.
::Nic Cage picks up item on secretary's desk, looks at it and throws it in trash:: "He's so eccentric" - secretary "No he a fuckin dick" - me
(http://i32.tinypic.com/20idh1f.jpg) "You are the lowest of the low Alba, no one is lower than you, I don't care what you think or what you say, you will always be the dirt beneath my feet" (paraphrased) - Nic Cage
Can this man be anymore of a dick? really?
And then the Church cross making him weak in the knees...
{CB}
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Plugabugz on July 25, 2010, 04:02:52 PM
I completely missed the last one. I'm so far out of rotation.
My own movie habits are getting in the way.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 26, 2010, 02:05:33 AM
AHHH!!!! He ate the live roach. I wonder if he did that for real?
This fool done lost his damn mind....
Went to Alva's house on a day she called in sick and convinced her to come back into work so he could yell at & harass her some more. Thats the whole reason she called in sick in the 1st place.
(p.s. is he starting to think he is a Vamp servant like that crazy bug eating guy from Bram Stoker Dracula? I can't remember the name.)
{CB}
(http://i27.tinypic.com/30vojgh.jpg) He just scared himself in the mirror
& I was wrong, he thinks he's becoming a vampire, not a servant.
"Oh where am I? where am I?" - Nic Cage (http://i27.tinypic.com/314dqp0.jpg) "Your in the damn bathroom, and I'm trying to take a **** so either shut up or get the **** out!!" - man in stall #2
Now he has really lost it.... chasing Alva down the halls again "Too Late, Too Late, Too Late, Too Late, Too Late"
I have a feeling she is gonna shoot at him with the blanks and he's gonna think he's invincible because he's a vampire.
"Don't rape me!!" (http://i28.tinypic.com/sol2sx.jpg) I'll do it if you don't shoot me."
not that it will do much good since the gun is full of blanks.
"I'm a vampire!!! I'm a vampire!!!"
Poor poor Alva.
{CB}
L-O-L (http://i30.tinypic.com/2yn57oy.jpg) Cheap Plastic Vampire Teeth bought a the local costume shop - $3.99 Nic Cage wearing them because he thinks he's a vampire and hasn't grown his own fangs yet - PRICELESS
L-M-F-A-O (http://i32.tinypic.com/mrfg2x.jpg) This part you have to hear for yourself.... no seriously (about 1:12:00 should do it.)
Using his couch flipped over as a make shift coffin.... his morning look is hilarious too.
Then he goes to the club and actually kills some poor girl with cheap plastic teeth.... (the last 9 minutes have been pure comedy though) The look back @ 1:19:20 is LOLworthy but not as LOLworthy as (http://i26.tinypic.com/21bsl1g.jpg) CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
But then sadly OM NOM NOM :(
{CB}
Well in the end he gets exactly what he wanted indirectly from who should have given it to him. But really, there was about a 10 minute unintentionally funny block of cheap plastic Vamp teeth, that was the best part of this movie. I'm still baffled how Nic Cage became a movie star after this turd of a movie though. Just about everything about it was badly acted on Nic Cage's part, but also explains so many of his other movies, like the one with the bees and the bear suit.
The End.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 26, 2010, 12:08:47 PM
New Poll is up, and does anyone else plan on watching this movie?
If you watch on Hulu I atleast suggest starting at the second to last commercial break around the 1hr 10minute mark and watch for the next 10-15 minutes. Nothing but comedy as soon as he gets those Plastic Vamp Teeth.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 26, 2010, 12:16:23 PM
New Poll is up, and does anyone else plan on watching this movie?
If you watch on Hulu I atleast suggest starting at the second to last commercial break around the 1hr 10minute mark and watch for the next 10-15 minutes. Nothing but comedy as soon as he gets those Plastic Vamp Teeth.
Yeah, I'm watching the movie tonight after work. I might even toss in some captioned screens, depending on how tired I am. I had planned on watching this on Friday, but the movie took longer to obtain than I had anticipated.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 26, 2010, 12:29:02 PM
There were 2 streaming options that required no "obtaining" and the DivX option loads very quickly if you have a capable computer and good internet connection. All my screen caps were taken from the Hulu version (hence the {CB} which was for commercial break) and that played smooth with good PQ.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Kytim89 on July 26, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
Nicolas Cage is a horrible actor.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 26, 2010, 08:32:49 PM
And on that high note, I have started watching Vampire's Kiss.
0:05:59
Oh man, where to begin. I'm only 5 minutes in, and this movie is already not looking very good. I don't know which is worse: the incredibly bland and boring 1980s TV-style credits sequence with credits just superimposed over random shots of buildings (because, you know, nothing screams comedy or suspense horror quite like random shots of New York buildings in the morning with cheesy orchestral music BLARING in the foreground), which then transitions sloppily into a scene of Cage with a psychiatrist (the credit music rather LOUDLY blaring over his narration)...or Nicholas Cage's incredibly obnoxious performance in this movie so far. Seriously, I've seen bad Nicholas Cage before, but this movie hits a level of irritation I've never seen before. Instead of his usual somewhat-bored droning, we get a higher-pitched "funny man" performance that is as baffling as it is ear-bleedingly awful. It's like he's unsuccessfully trying to imitate Balki from Perfect Strangers.
And that's your random 80s/early 90s pop culture reference for the day, kids. :cool;
I should also point out that the version of this movie I'm watching is taken from the DVD release. From the looks of it, this is the best this movie has ever looked and if that is true that's just sad because this movie screams "low budget" from the washed-out video quality to the shoddy camera work to the sloppy editing.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 26, 2010, 08:46:10 PM
btw, this movie did remind me of another movie we need to add to our list of nominees: the classic (but somewhat obscure) Bill Murrey/Richard Dreyfuss comedy "What about Bob?"
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: ThePerm on July 26, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
why isn't Twilight on this list of horrible movies?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Kytim89 on July 26, 2010, 10:47:47 PM
We currently have a three way tie among three movie choices, each with a thid of the toatal votes. Now, I hope that Ghost Rider does not make it because Vampire's Kiss starred Nic Cage and I do not want to see another one of his movies for a while, unless it is ConAir.
The last two choices, The Faculty and Class of 1999, are fairly similar in themes to each other. Both have teens battling evil teachers. So, I want Class of 1999 to win because it has faded from the scene and the Faculty is still fairly modern.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 26, 2010, 11:17:07 PM
did you watch the current Nic Cage Movie? you should post some commentary on it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: broodwars on July 26, 2010, 11:46:26 PM
did you watch the current Nic Cage Movie? you should post some commentary on it.
That's my thoughts as well.
As for the movie, I finished a while ago. Sorry for the lack of commentary, but the true horror that is the godawfulness of this movie just put my brain into such utter shock that it required me to throw in something that is the complete opposite (in other words, beating Mass Effect 2 :P: : ) just to be able to talk about it without wanting to hurt something. Ugh...just UGH! How the hell did Nicholas Cage have a career after this movie, let alone anyone else who worked on this movie? The plot is horrible, the acting terrible, the direction sloppy, the editing poor, and the music unbearably intrusive in the first half of the movie and then completely nonexistent in the second half. And what, was that ending supposed to be "ironic" or something? The guy was an asshole even before he went nuts, and in the end he got what he deserved. And this is supposed to be a "dark comedy", yet I didn't even come close to laughing once! That's definitely the first and last time I vote for a movie on the basis of its name only, without doing any research on it beforehand. ::)
And to whoever suggested Twilight, I leave you with this: if any of those movies somehow manages to get nominated and voted in, I will track each and every one of you that voted for it down, and I will do worse than kill you. I will hurt you. And I will go on...hurting you. You will just be there...buried alive...buried alive... :P: :
(seriously, just kidding but there's no way in hell I'm watching or commenting on a Twilight movie unless we're all doing it as some sort of audio commentary or something via Skype. I won't be the only one watching that crap while you all duck out. :P: : )
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: ThePerm on July 27, 2010, 08:21:28 PM
No, i wasn't serious about Twilight, and just because it is on the list does not mean you have to watch it. I still haven't watched a lot of these movies. I still haven't watched Titanic.
I nominate the television show The Colony, i don't know why I watch it. It is just sooo bad. There is just so much potential that goes nowhere. I was seriously hoping that this season would be better than the last being set in Louisiana...but no...same stupid **** that made the last season bad.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Vampire's Kiss
Post by: Plugabugz on July 28, 2010, 06:23:16 AM
Don't be silly. What he MUST watch is Titanic: The Animated Musical (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/5605-titantic-the-legend-goes-on)! :P:
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 30, 2010, 01:17:45 PM
Yoga Inc.
(http://i31.tinypic.com/mcuqva.jpg) Streaming: Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/watch/134936/yoga-inc), Snag Films (http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/yoga_inc/) or LetMeWatchThis
Yoga Inc: World Yoga Champion Esak Garcia and his guru Bikram Choudhury want yoga accepted into the Olympics. Bikram, the 'Bad Boy of Yoga', has also copyrighted his yoga style, demanding teachers play by his rules or stop teaching. Now yoga chains ('McYoga'?) are popping up everywhere, putting smaller studios out of business. Can yoga survive with its good karma intact?
My schedule is flexible, so I sure I can manage to stretch my time and fit this in somewhere.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: King of Twitch on July 31, 2010, 03:17:04 AM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/81/l_d3b5aa9a8209422c891d897e030f6bb7.jpg) DaaMan64 poses for another self-portrait
She has no style, She has no grace. This Kong Has a funny face.
She can handstand, When she needs to. And stretch her arms out, Just for you. Contort herself and see her own bum...
This crazy Kong, Just digs Bikram!
HUH!
Y-K...Yogkey Kong!
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/69/l_3e5dce27581644989a501f072b8a05dc.jpg) One of these things doesn't belong here. It doesn't belong anywhere, really.
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/119/l_2f53385e0b2e4a54924cb7ce44a90a67.jpg) Though he'll be forever known as Led Zeppelin's guitarist, Jimmy Page's yoga skills are nearly as legendary.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: TJ Spyke on August 01, 2010, 11:34:13 PM
Which version of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the original or the remake?
Also, Twilight is not a bad movie (although I do think it's stupid that they made their vampires sparkle in sunshine).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 02, 2010, 12:53:08 AM
The Original NoES. The remake isn't even available on DVD yet.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 04, 2010, 03:56:35 PM
Oh no, I think I started watching the wrong movie....
I couldn't sworn I clicked on Yoga Inc and not Hindu Spiderman (http://i38.tinypic.com/10xa3k0.jpg)
& did you know that if you reach Level 27 Yoga Maser like this lady, you have the power to heal all aiments with the power of meditation? (http://i33.tinypic.com/2chnxcp.jpg) HAWMMMMMMMM HAAAWMMMMMMM
"HOT NUDE YOGA!!! HOT NUDE YOGA!!! COME AND GET YOUR HOT NUDE YOGA!!!" (http://i34.tinypic.com/s4aozq.jpg) - What flavor is Nude? "Flavor?" -Yeah, your selling Hot Nude Yogurt right?
(http://i38.tinypic.com/vwve5i.jpg) Do you think she found what she was looking for? Because I'm pretty sure it's not lost where she is looking.
LOOK MA, NO HANDS!! (http://i33.tinypic.com/27zi045.jpg) "I'm scratching my head and my balls at the same time!!!
There is so much going on in this pic...
"Your gonna out your eye out!" (http://i33.tinypic.com/2vx2hwo.jpg) "Look Ma, I can perform CPR on myself.... with NO HANDS!!"
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 04, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
So why don't you tell me how you really feel about Yoga....
(http://i37.tinypic.com/54j702.jpg)
Oh.... I see.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: vudu on August 04, 2010, 07:30:15 PM
tuck yoga?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 04, 2010, 07:54:07 PM
I was hoping someone would ask that question.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/5xlm42.jpg) "It's kinda the '**** Happens' of the new millennium"
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Yoga Inc.
Post by: Stratos on August 04, 2010, 08:28:58 PM
Alarmed by the ongoing deterioration of urban schools, the government inserts a cadre of lifelike cyborg teachers into one of the country's worst schools to test their effectiveness in eradicating the "bad apples" from the system. But when discipline spirals into corporal punishment and eventually murder, a war erupts between the school's countless gangs and the seemingly indestructible members of the faculty.
Whew.... Glad I graduated the year before that. School sure changed alot in that 1 year. I wonder how the teachers got past all the metal detectors and why the male students didn't realize that the teacher they were banging was actually made of life-like rubber.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Class of 1999
Post by: ThePerm on August 05, 2010, 03:40:42 PM
I don't care if she is a robot, so far Pam Grier looks great in this movie 3 minutes in. I'd hit it.
7 minutes in are those just random explosions? or does someone have a bazooka...cus they look like random explosions.
8 minutes in, if society is so bankrupt why would anyone even bother going to a traditional school?
i was listening to a writing podcast yesterday, they were talking about science fiction world building...this would be a worst case scenario.
www.writingexcuses.com
why would the principal let his daughter go to that school?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Class of 1999
Post by: Kytim89 on August 05, 2010, 04:50:20 PM
why would the principal let his daughter go to that school?
I would hit Pam Grier too regardless if she was a robot or not.
The random explosions are possibly road side bombs.
Why would they go to a traditional school? This movie was made in the early 90s and was a time when a lot of violence in schools was begining to come out in the lime light and this movie,as silly as the plot might be, was kind of a swipe towards our public schools.
The principal allwed his daughter to attend the school because he was an educater, he wanted to keep an eye on her and he was also hoping that her smarts would wear off on her class mates.
This movie is kind of dull plot wise, but it is still very good none the less.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Class of 1999
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 10, 2010, 06:01:36 PM
Just wanted to post that the vote has been reset and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is up next starting Wednesday. So if you planned on watching Class of 1999, the sooner the better.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 12, 2010, 08:45:31 PM
Whoa, dudes! San Dimas, Calif., high school underachievers Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) face flunking out if they don't ace a year-end history presentation. Using a time machine, they transport themselves back a few millennia. In the past, they enlist the help of Genghis Khan, Abraham Lincoln, Billy the Kid and Socrates (among others). They even manage to bag a couple of medieval babes. Talk about a funky show-and-tell!
I am Keanu Dracula..... no wait, wrong movie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: Kytim89 on August 12, 2010, 09:35:42 PM
BnM, we didn't do that thing where you show pictures of the movie and then provide comedic commentary for Class of 1999.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 13, 2010, 02:40:58 AM
we didn't...? You mean you didn't?
I'm not gonna watch every movie that gets selected, but that's why we have so many other member of MFT to also join in.
If you wanna break Class of 1999 down, then by all means, please accept the challenge, but I didn't make time for that movie and you and The Perm sounded like you watched it, so I was hoping the 2 of you would cover it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: ThePerm on August 14, 2010, 11:49:47 PM
i watched half of it, but haven't got back to it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: broodwars on August 16, 2010, 11:38:41 AM
Damn, I need to somehow pull myself away from Last Remnant tonight to play catch-up a little with Class of 1999 and then do something for Bill & Ted's (especially since I actually own the DVD for that). So many good games to play, so little time. :-\
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 16, 2010, 12:26:18 PM
Next movie up is NoES, so don't forget to VOTE.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 18, 2010, 09:42:49 PM
Shhhhh.... George Carlin has something to say (http://i36.tinypic.com/ogxdw8.jpg) you know it's gotta be interesting.
Who said Keanu hasn't aged over the years.... (http://i37.tinypic.com/2yjpymv.jpg) he just hasn't aged since after this movie.
My god.... look at those socks (http://i35.tinypic.com/2nvxttk.jpg) He may have to worry about passing HS History, but he won't have to worry about not being seen by passing cars while walking down the side of a road in the dark....
p.s. The Future (http://i37.tinypic.com/mimjd.jpg) Does NOT look cool. Not cool at all.
LOL, did his dad just pay him to leave the room so that he can bang the chick that is 3-4yrs older than his son in his son's room on his son's bed? (http://i36.tinypic.com/29gfq6h.jpg) That's crossing the line.... but I don't blame him.
I think a time pardox has just been created (http://i38.tinypic.com/2ldzzlw.jpg) wouldn't they have just altered the outcome of their own adventure by interfering before it even started?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: broodwars on August 18, 2010, 10:52:32 PM
Sorry, I had meant to get caught up tonight, but I'm literally having the worst day I've had in years: a broken PS3 that now has to go in for repairs, a $500 security deposit check that seems lost in the mail, and my car broke down tonight...stranding me in a Best Buy parking lot for 3 1/2 hours (+$150 Towing payment) while my parents took turns yelling at me over the phone for even going to that store. Sometime in the next few days, I'll do a matinee where I catch up on these movies...but it won't be tonight.
For what it's worth, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is a great comedy that truly understands that it is a stupid movie and just runs with it. There are too many great lines and scenes to mention, but probably one I'd like to highlight comes at the end. Let's just say it involves a set of keys, and it's quite possibly the most hilarious way of dealing with a time paradox I've ever seen.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 18, 2010, 11:00:15 PM
So now they've kidnapped Napoleon and Billy the Kid which means they are no longer in their own time period to be the historical figure that they are known for. They are now in ancient Greece for what I will assume is to kidnap Caesar.
Let's see how this paradox is handled.
edit: I think Caesar was Rome...
turns out it's Socrates (pronounced So Crates dude ;))
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 19, 2010, 02:32:30 PM
{after a long ass pause in the movie....}
I don't know how they are fitting so many people into that little ass phone booth. 4 turns into 5 and then they just speed jump throught hte next few locations and now 5 becomes 7 or 8.
now I see they are using the phone booth a a time canoe....
For being a piece of futuristic tech, it sure is low tech considering in the year 2010 you can't even find a phone booth. I believe the phone booth was from the year 2600 something. A wire antennae that looks like an old umbrella that got it's cloth ripped off.... (http://i35.tinypic.com/2yuwtjr.jpg) I expect more out of the distant future.
edit: correction... they had 10 in the booth.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: Kytim89 on August 19, 2010, 03:25:58 PM
There is a phone booth down the street from where I live but its glass is shattered. The phone is ripped from the cord and the entire thing is covered in graffiti. Oh, did I forget to mention that weeds are growing up through the bottom? What would be funny is if the phone was still there and it actually worked.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 19, 2010, 05:45:01 PM
Sounds like your town is long forgotten if they haven't even bothered to remove the booth.
.....after another really long pause of the movie
OMG!!! (http://i36.tinypic.com/358oti8.jpg) I have that same exact clock!! I'm dead serious. If I find it, I'll take a pic.
....does anyone know how to post pics to the forums?
If I didn't know any better =, Napoleon is running around in a white cloth see thru bathing suit and nothing on underneath. I'm glad it was all quick shots and you really couldn't see anything.
Oh Gawd! All the historicals are running wild in the mall. RUNNING WILD!!!
For what it's worth, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is a great comedy that truly understands that it is a stupid movie and just runs with it. There are too many great lines and scenes to mention, but probably one I'd like to highlight comes at the end. Let's just say it involves a set of keys, and it's quite possibly the most hilarious way of dealing with a time paradox I've ever seen.
L.O.L.
Ok, the tape recorder with a timer and the trash can that fell out of the sky were a little[ ;) ] too much. :P: :
(http://i37.tinypic.com/97438j.jpg) That's what I said dude.... that's what I said.
I so surprised that they had so much presentation with ZERO preparation and got 100% cooperation with NO retaliation with flawed but understood translation from charaded interpretation and all the props, lights and music which prompted audience participation, and on top of all of that, Ted came to a realization from a free psych evaluation and all made possible by a phone booth that allowed them to take a time traveling vacation.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 19, 2010, 06:44:09 PM
A Nightmare on Elm Street (http://i34.tinypic.com/ie31jl.jpg) Streaming: Netflix (http://www.netflix.com/WiPlayer?movieid=806456&trkid=496682) | Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7V-7cs1pNA) | LetMeWatchThis
Year: 1984 Rating: R Length: 92mins Starring: Robert Englund & Johnny Depp Genre: Horror
Quote
Years after being burned alive by a mob of angry parents, child murderer Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) returns to haunt the dreams -- and reality -- of local teenagers in Wes Craven's spine-chilling slasher classic. As the town's teens begin dropping like flies, Nancy (Heather Langenkamp) and her boyfriend, Glen (Johnny Depp, in his big-screen debut), devise a plan to lure the monster out of the realm of nightmares and into the real world.
The first tie I watched this movie I had nightmares for a while. I would wake up with scratched on my arms, back & chest with no other explanation than the fight I just had with Freddy in my sleep. That was a very long time ago, so now the rest of you have nothing to fear. Freddy is dead, and I killed him.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: King of Twitch on August 19, 2010, 07:13:13 PM
I'd like to nominate every Other M trailer for MFT.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 19, 2010, 08:19:20 PM
I'd like to nominate every Other M trailer for MFT.
I haven't seen almost any of them, so I'll allow it.
Now that I think about it, why don't we open this up to TV show episodes and things of that sort too. No reason it has to be only movies(& documentaries).
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 20, 2010, 08:37:45 PM
I'm nominating 2 more movies to the list for next Wed.
Critters Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: broodwars on August 20, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
I'm seeing a distinct lack of Big Trouble in Little China in these polls. :cool;
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 20, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
consider it added (on Sun.)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: Kytim89 on August 20, 2010, 10:53:42 PM
Could I nominate Beavis and Butt-head Do America for the theatre?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 21, 2010, 12:03:36 AM
Sure. it'll be added.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: Halbred on August 23, 2010, 02:37:04 PM
Hey, I actually watched this week's movie!
Jonny Depp is horribly mangled BY A BED. This is the greatest movie of all time because of that.
I'll also say that this was a pretty awesome premise that has sadly lost its luster after two decades of awful sequels.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 25, 2010, 12:34:19 PM
Look at that over byte!!! & look @ the young Johnny Depp in his Big Screen debut (look @ those feathered bangs!) (http://i33.tinypic.com/14l0j9s.jpg)
Man, the iconic Elm Street music is still creepy to this day. If you could combine it with the "chi chi chi chi wah wah wah wah" from the Jason moves, you would have the creepiest background music of all time.
I've heard of people on acid trips thinking the walls were breathing, but this girl is having one helluva nightmare if the walls are doing this (http://i34.tinypic.com/2uo009j.jpg)
I hate to do this (not really :P: : : ) but it's movie stereotype time.
Just like if there is a black man in the movie, he is usually first to die, there is always atleast 1 stupid white girl in every horror movie.
1. She knows she is having nightmares and is emotionally disturbed. 2. She wakes up from one of these nightmares and her gown is ripped 3. She is in bed with her boyfriend and someone is throwing rocks at her parents bedroom window(where she was sleeping with her bf). 4. This person is now whispering her name 5. Instead of waking up her boyfriend to help her deal with who or whatever it may be(or possibly cal the cops), she instead does this.... (http://i34.tinypic.com/35kshtl.jpg) goes outside alone in the middle of night in a button up shirt with no shoes.
then she wanders all the way to the back of the property and in the back alley where the trash men pick up the garbage. "Whos out there!? I'm out here all alone barefoot and barely dressed....please don't be someone scary who might want to kill me!!"
Uh Oh, Look who it it (http://i38.tinypic.com/34nl2xt.jpg) Iiiiiiiit's Freddy bitch!!!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 25, 2010, 01:10:58 PM
:music; ..... You can do what you want to do.... In Living Color :music;
It's Fire Marshall Freddy!!! "Hey Tina, LET ME SHOW YOU SUMTHIN!!" (http://i36.tinypic.com/2hi2tj9.jpg)
Now some of you may think you would react differently than the boyfriend in this next scenario, but if you got woken up in the middle of the night by some scick screaming her lungs off underneath the sheets and in between your legs, would you not immediately jump out of the bed and try to figure out whats going on before cautiously pulling the covers back to see what the hell she is doing?
and then to watch her shirt magically ripped open and holes open up in her chest right before she starts floating up to the ceiling.... (http://i37.tinypic.com/fm001y.jpg)
I would think i was having a bad dream. Then I would never go to sleep again. Not so sure I would've fled the scene with out alteast telling the other people in the house what the hell just happened first though.
Hey Nancy!! WAKE UP!!! you just saw your dead friend in the hallway in a see thru body bag. That is not normal, you must be dreaming. Wake up.
"Hey Nancy, pay no attention to the sharp knives on my fingertips.... that is completely normal." (http://i38.tinypic.com/2r222br.jpg)
Now go chase down you fiend who was being dragged down the halls in her bodybag by no one. But keep your eye out for anything out of the ordinary.
Q: Who is the one person in the world a woman would never want to be fingered by?
Give up?
Krueger M.D. Concierge Gynecologist (http://i38.tinypic.com/iglonm.jpg) "Just lay back baby cakes and try to relax, this won't hurt a bit ;) "
They really should get a hold of whoever made their house, or installed that carpet (http://i33.tinypic.com/im71w0.jpg) someone replaced her stairs with Cadbury Eggs.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: King of Twitch on August 25, 2010, 09:30:00 PM
Gives C section a whole new meaning :-* :reggie: :-*
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 25, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
Hey Johnny boy.... whatcha wearin? (http://i37.tinypic.com/o6hgrp.jpg) you girlfriend may sound "Nutty as a fruitcake", but you are looking it. the fruitcake part anyway.
Looks like Freddy already knew the truth, he's already movin' in on his girl. (http://i35.tinypic.com/dghun5.jpg) Freddy ain't just gonna stick ya...... he's gonna lick ya too :P
I'm sure if you try hard enough, you can find the Anti-Gay Propoganda message in these next 2 pics after the lst pic of Johnny Depp.
(http://i34.tinypic.com/28h1kzn.jpg) Blah blah blah, dressed like that... blah blah blah, in bed with another man (http://i36.tinypic.com/1z6tm6r.jpg) bloody hole.... blah blah blah
This is what will happen to you blah blah blah
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 26, 2010, 12:17:08 AM
This was like the original Home Alone with all those booby traps she set up.
Too bad one of them wasn't a cage of some sort. I really wonder what would have happened had they captured him alive and actually detaining him for proper prosecution.
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2saj9qt.jpg) 1, 2 Freddy's coming for you 3, 4 you better lock your door 5, 6 get a crucifix 7, 8 better stay awake 9, 10 never sleep again.
and the nightmare continues.....
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 26, 2010, 12:41:39 AM
John Carpenter's The Thing (http://i36.tinypic.com/2m4rq8k.jpg) Streaming: Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25_MNd-RDa8&feature=PlayList&p=B221ADD0F5521B5B&index=0&playnext=1) or LetMeWatchThis
Year: 1982 Rating: R Length: 108 minutes Genre: Sci-Fi Horror Starring: Kurt Russell
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Scientists working in Antarctica are forced to abandon their research after a helicopter crashes near their camp, bringing a lone dog into their midst. But the plot thickens when the otherworldly canine changes form in the middle of the night. As it turns out, the dog is a shape-shifting alien that can attack animals -- and unsuspecting humans. Kurt Russell stars in this creepy John Carpenter-directed remake of the 1950s classic.
Did you know they are making a prequel to this movie and it comes out next year? yes, a prequel and yes 29 years later.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: Halbred on August 26, 2010, 01:25:24 PM
This is far and away my favorite horror movie, and potentially one of my favorite movies. The effects still hold up (except the head-biting sequence toward the end), and the subdued soundtrack really ups the feeling of suspense and isolation.
Where'd you read about the prequel? I have the PS2 game, and from what I read on Wikipedia awhile back that John Carpenter considers it an official sequel. I imagine the prequel will explore what happened to the Swedes.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 26, 2010, 03:53:17 PM
The Thing (2011) NR This terrifying prequel to John Carpenter's 1982 classic of the same name tells the story of a team of Norwegian scientists who find an alien ship frozen in Antarctica. When the organism inside awakens, blood flows across the frozen landscape. Leading the group is pilot Carter (Joel Edgerton), who allies with paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) in a desperate attempt to rally the paranoid workers to combat the deadly threat.
Genre: Horror
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: Halbred on August 26, 2010, 04:17:12 PM
Awesome!
...a paleontologist?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: Stratos on August 26, 2010, 04:54:50 PM
I was more talking generically, not about that actress specifically.
Not Hot? really? http://sevenmonday.blogspot.com/2009/04/live-free-or-die-hard-40-actress-mary.html (http://sevenmonday.blogspot.com/2009/04/live-free-or-die-hard-40-actress-mary.html)
Holy **** you guys--The Garbage Pail Kids Movie just got added to Netflix Instant View. You guys gotta watch this ****.
I've actually watched that not too long ago.... but why can't we watch the movie currently up for watching?
p.s. Garbage Pail Kidz the Movie is HORRIBLE in a slightly entertaining way. I think it was the bar scene with the GPK in the hawaiin shirt that I remember the most.
p.p.s. - I will add it to the vote (I forgot to reset it on Sunday :-[ )
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: ThePerm on September 01, 2010, 07:31:25 PM
i have a taped off HBO vhs copy of GPK. Still, where is everyone else going to watch it?...or also...watching vhs tapes and taking screencaps is a little more trouble than I need. I want to get back into Mystery Funhouse Theater but of course the right movies must be watched. Garbage Pail Kids is the right direction though. Oh netflix? Man...:(
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: John Carpenter's The Thing
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 01, 2010, 07:49:53 PM
I want to get back into Mystery Funhouse Theater but of course the right movies must be watched. Garbage Pail Kids is the right direction though. Oh netflix? Man... :(
You guys are choosing the movies. I have only voted once or twice since this whole thing started. I wish more people would participate or at least comment on the MFT movie breakdown, seems kinda pointless for me to entertain myself when I'm not sure anyone is even watching.
p.s. & if GPK is a step in the right direction, then what is Killer Klowns From Outer Space?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 02, 2010, 12:44:40 AM
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (http://i52.tinypic.com/20pzrrk.jpg) Streaming: Netflix (http://www.netflix.com/WiPlayer?movieid=60020865&trkid=222336&strackid=2784c67e97ab2151_0_srl&strkid=1117012628_0_0) | LetMeWatchThis
Year: 1988 Rating: PG-13 Length: 86 mins Starring: Christopher Titus Genre: Sci-Fi Cult Horror
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An alien band of killer clowns descends from the cosmos to harvest scores of small-town victims, cocooning their prey in cotton candy to eat later. With the extraterrestrials disguised as simple circus workers, the authorities don't suspect a thing. But the joke is on the clowns when two streetwise teens (Grant Cramer and Suzanne Snyder), armed with an ice cream truck, do battle to save their friends in this cult favorite.
If someone can't MFT the hell out of this movie, then we might as well put an end to this now. This movie isn't begging for the treatment, it was practically made for it.
---------------------------------------- mental note: Add The Toxic Avenger to the MFT movie list.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: King of Twitch on September 02, 2010, 01:27:34 AM
I swear on Metroid's grave I will try to make you proud.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 02, 2010, 11:36:31 AM
I'm giving out 3 applaud points per complete MFT movie commentary. maybe more for the ones that really make me laugh.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: broodwars on September 02, 2010, 11:41:04 AM
I'm giving out 3 applaud points per complete MFT movie commentary. maybe more for the ones that really make me laugh.
Oh goodie! I'm just gathering trash to throw in Mr. Fusion so I can power my flux capacitor, and go back to when the movies I missed were still the Movies of the Week. Let's see, I have to cover...
Class of 1999 Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure The Thing Nightmare on Elm Street Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: Halbred on September 02, 2010, 02:39:04 PM
God, yes. Remember when I said I'd post that Raptor Island audio commentary? I made a grave error giving that project to my friend Scott, because I think he completely forgot about it OR just doesn't care. I need to learn how to edit audio.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: Kytim89 on September 03, 2010, 01:06:17 AM
I would like to nominate the Dark Crystal for the fun house.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: ThePerm on September 03, 2010, 01:36:01 AM
its really weird that many of these movies that end up winning the award are usually movies I watched 2 weeks ago.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: broodwars on September 03, 2010, 10:23:18 PM
Just got home from seeing Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I'd like it added to the list once it gets released on DVD and Blu-Ray.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: King of Twitch on September 03, 2010, 11:22:24 PM
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/97/l_51e15d18705b44e9b5b37f2daab4365f.jpg) What's with guys named JJ being terrible at being in charge of features?
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/132/l_c04f7cbdd03d4711a8d2f7bf2ea6291b.jpg) E.T. comes back to see if Drew Barrymore is hot yet
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/128/l_30cb6b122c0c4f0e815dec67c1d33ae7.jpg) Tragically, this was only the beginning of Carrot Top's career
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/136/l_a57021dba9fb42118d3477f87ee120e3.jpg) The ONE time she opened the door for the Jehova Witnesses... Figures.
-- A little girl sneaks off from her family at a restaurant just because a clown motions to her?? :Q This movie is whack.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 05, 2010, 12:33:26 PM
Can there be a more generic BEER? (http://i51.tinypic.com/e6pp1i.jpg)
Alright, it's Friday Nite, got plenty of beer, parked up at Make Out point with your girl and guess who decided to crash the party.... (http://i51.tinypic.com/34y1iys.jpg) The IceCream Man. Really? No body wants to get some ice cream while trying to give/get some man cream. they're killing the mood.
Oh Gawd!!! was this the ulterior motive? (http://i56.tinypic.com/2hzshtt.jpg) Abort mission fellas. You'd be better off hitting the backroom of the local video store and heading back to the bedroom cave.
On second thought..... (http://i52.tinypic.com/r243ky.jpg) Where da Big Girls @!?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1Uh41JYZI)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 05, 2010, 12:53:59 PM
Whoooo Doggie!! There be comet gold up in dem hills!!!! (http://i52.tinypic.com/r243ky.jpg)
"Well I'll be darned! Jethro 'ol boy, there be a circus out in these here woods" (http://i55.tinypic.com/2mg1r4j.jpg)
C'mon boy, we gotta find ourselves a way in. I love me some clowns!!
and who wouldn't love them some clowns when they look like this... (http://i56.tinypic.com/2d06rk.jpg) just look at that smile, a face that only a (blind) mother could love.
Hey, look!!! A circus in the middle of the woods! We should totally check it out? (http://i51.tinypic.com/nnqhwy.jpg)
Step Right Up! Step right up, and pick a door, any door! (http://i51.tinypic.com/2jdkohs.jpg)
Ummmm.... I don't think we're in the circus any more Dorothy (http://i55.tinypic.com/2yoeutl.jpg)
What circus is complete with out Popcorn and Cotton Candy? (http://i52.tinypic.com/eb9461.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 05, 2010, 01:21:33 PM
At least the popcorn is popcorn.... (http://i53.tinypic.com/2eziqlk.jpg) right?
Step right up people, only $5 to take your pic with a Killer Kuddly Klown from Outer Space!!! (http://i52.tinypic.com/annhww.jpg)
Oh No!!! The Popcorn is actually ammo for their Klown Guhn!! (http://i52.tinypic.com/2vjakqr.jpg) but was it properly salted and buttered is the question.
And these Klowns just keep getting Kyuter and Kyuter now don't they..... ::) (http://i51.tinypic.com/2m6v1xw.jpg) I wonder why this movie was never merchandised.
Now he's busting out the balloons..... WTF is he gonna do with balloons? make shapes and animals?
..... (http://i52.tinypic.com/2duxt35.jpg) "ruff ruff" Well I'll be damned. he made a balloon dog to track down the couple that just left the Circus.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2rdvhhw.jpg) Uh Oh, Fido has their scent (this scene is begging for a GIF w/ sound)
Awww, poor doggie, they just ran him over with the truck.
"Where are you two going!? you can't leave without giving this old Krazy Klown a Kiss!!!" (http://i56.tinypic.com/2m5z9sn.jpg)
p.s. I'm only 20 minutes into the movie.... should I keep going.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: ThePerm on September 06, 2010, 12:49:32 AM
wheres the animated eat people gif?
edit: right here
(http://i34.tinypic.com/1z18mfp.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 06, 2010, 01:10:01 AM
Is that your way of saying I should finish the movie? Because I will..... I've only got a little more than an hour to go before it's done.
ohhhhh a puppet show.... (http://i53.tinypic.com/syldev.jpg)
But it's not at all weird that a puppet show appears out of nowhere onto your back patio.... is it Scott (he looks like a Scott) (http://i54.tinypic.com/15xx45u.jpg) Nope, it's actually pretty freakin hilarious. Laugh it up.
oh ****... (http://i53.tinypic.com/2cqffjm.jpg) Not so funny anymore is it Scott
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2w4k802.jpg) or should I call you Scotton Candy (instantrimshot)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 06, 2010, 02:12:33 AM
Now back to our Late Nite programming....
Previously on Klown Kollege
Krazy decides to answer the Kraigs List ad of a lonely housewife who wanted him to pretend to be the Pizza Guy with a Hot Italian Sausage ready for delivery (http://i56.tinypic.com/j97khx.jpg)
But whats better than 1 Hot Italian Sausage?
3 of them...? (http://i53.tinypic.com/2e6h8vb.jpg)
nope. 4 (http://i54.tinypic.com/2ijkj13.jpg) Cause it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: Kytim89 on September 06, 2010, 02:29:37 AM
This movie gives me the creeps.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: broodwars on September 06, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
You weren't kidding... (http://i54.tinypic.com/2gx1lzd.jpg)
These Klowns also have a parade to go with their Circus (http://i55.tinypic.com/2ywvhuw.jpg) I don't know why, but it made me think back to the first Tim Burton Batman movie. The scene with The Joker and his parade down the main street in Gotham City.
Also looks like the popcorn is actually Klown Seed (http://i53.tinypic.com/sfcr45.jpg) Everyone sprayed with the popcorn gun has just been pollinated with Klown Seed. think about that next time you get some popcorn from the theater.
What the polite thing to do when you throw Kreme Pies at someone till they turn into a pile of melted IceKreme? (http://i52.tinypic.com/24y2t07.jpg) Put a cherrie on top. Now you have an IceKreme Sunday.
Ohhh, Niiiice! Some girl Klowns, maybe now those brothers can finally get some. (http://i54.tinypic.com/icusn5.jpg) and the one on the right even brought her own balloons ;)
Looks like they finally got some.... (http://i53.tinypic.com/2r2azhc.jpg) looks like it must have been everything they were hoping for.... and then some.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 06, 2010, 10:04:24 PM
I forgot to say The End a the end of that last post, as I did leave out the actual ending, but I'm mostly making this post to announce that I'm putting Dead Alive on the list if I find it streaming online.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: ThePerm on September 06, 2010, 11:02:33 PM
Can there be a more generic BEER? (http://i51.tinypic.com/e6pp1i.jpg)
Fun Fact: This beer drinker is Christopher Titus!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Post by: EasyCure on September 07, 2010, 12:43:32 PM
My vote goes to the Faculty. I haven't seen it in awhile, and I feel like there are some good Jon Stewart jokes incoming.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 09, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (http://i55.tinypic.com/a474w4.jpg) Streaming: Netflix (http://www.netflix.com/WiPlayer?movieid=70033191&trkid=438381&strackid=6fe18c26d9ffc371_0_srl&strkid=1909158347_0_0) | LetMeWarchThis
Year: 1987 Rating: PG Length: 97 min Genre: Cult Horredy Starring: A bunch of freakin Garbage Pail Kids
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Teen Dodger (Mackenzie Astin) gets the surprise of his life when he uncovers a repulsive gang of alien kids in this gross-out tale based on the popular 1980s trading cards. Dodger decides to free Messy Tessie, Foul Phil, Valerie Vomit and the other filthy kids. Out of the garbage can, they help him fight bullies, but is the world ready for the icky Garbage Pail Kids or will authorities toss them down the disposal?
While the little girls were playing with their oversized head dolls, everyone else was trading GPK stickers like baseball cards. Some were funny, some were clever and some were gross, but all of it was in good fun... until the movie came out. :P: :
Nah, just throwing that out to people who want the gist of the movie without sitting through the entire thing. It's on Instant Watch, and I have some free time this weekend, so I might actually be able to participate in this one.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 09, 2010, 07:01:11 PM
cool. looking forward to it.
I just sat through this not too long ago, so I was hoping to see someone elses take on it instead of watching it again.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: Morari on September 09, 2010, 08:35:41 PM
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: TJ Spyke on September 09, 2010, 09:40:58 PM
Like many people, I loved the cards as a kid. I never saw the movie though and didn't even know there had been one until a few months ago. I may watch it just to see if it is as bad as people say.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 13, 2010, 09:09:16 PM
Poll reset and Next Movie in the Queue is Big Trouble in Little China.
So if you plan on watching GPK, now would be a good time.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: EasyCure on September 13, 2010, 11:03:55 PM
Like many people, I loved the cards as a kid. I never saw the movie though and didn't even know there had been one until a few months ago. I may watch it just to see if it is as bad as people say.
It really is. My brother and I loved the cards as kids, him more so. When I saw the DVD on a shelf I thought I had flashbacks of it, and thought I remembered enjoying it so I bought it, and saved it for my brother as a Christmas gift. The day came, and he had no idea they had a movie.. ha! We watched it together and.. just wow... I mean really, wow.. such ****.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: ThePerm on September 14, 2010, 01:36:50 AM
i have BT in LC on DVD so this one i might get back on board with
expect the obvious Raiden jokes
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2010, 01:39:13 AM
but you were just happy that GPK made the cut..... why not get back on board there?
On that note, I'm definitely in for a BTiLC viewing. It's been a very very long time since I've watched that movie.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: ThePerm on September 14, 2010, 04:32:06 PM
yeah i know i said i was down for gbk, but im lazy, and the laziest option wins. DVD is the easiest way to go, easy screen caps and what not. Basically, if its on Hulu or a DVD i own then I'm in. I missed out on Yoga inc though...I think I was out of town that week. I also did watch Killer Clowns, but i watched it a week before it ended up getting MFT'd. So, it'd be redundant to watch it again so soon. Usually, when I MFT something I watch it and pause it and screen capture it as it goes.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2010, 06:35:13 PM
and you can't do that on any streaming video? pause and screen cap that is.
If you can do it with Hulu then why not youtube or DivX or Netflix? Serious question, because I'm trying to understand why only DVD or Hulu when they all work the same when watched on the computer.
p.s. You can do a late MFT if want. I was actually thinking of doing a MFT Free pick week of any of the past movies or one that hasn't won/been nominated yet. Probably sometime around busy event/holiday week or something. But you can still do Yoga Inc. if you want.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2010, 09:43:43 PM
I just saw part of Troll (the movie Greybrick was talking about) and realized that it was the movie I've been trying to remember the name of since forever. I'm adding this one (not the sequel again) to the list on Sunday.
Everyone vote for Dead Alive
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: EasyCure on September 15, 2010, 01:22:12 AM
I voted, I'll really try to participate this time. Scouts honour!
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: King of Twitch on September 15, 2010, 01:27:08 AM
If you can't make me laugh, then I request a weeklong ban until the next MFT.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: EasyCure on September 15, 2010, 01:30:28 AM
If you can't make me laugh, then I request a weeklong ban until the next MFT.
Me or BnM?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: King of Twitch on September 15, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
Me.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Post by: EasyCure on September 15, 2010, 02:11:57 AM
I can put a hit word in and get you banned right now, just to save us the trouble.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Big Trouble in Little China
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 16, 2010, 09:45:22 PM
Big Trouble in Little China (http://i51.tinypic.com/2u5gdiw.jpg) Streaming: LetMeWatchThis
Year: 1986 Rating: PG-13 Length: 100min Starring: Kurt Russel & Kim Cattral Directed By: John Carpenter Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Martial Arts
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Traveling through a shadowy world filled with supernatural creatures and spectacular action, regular guy Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) and lawyer Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall) try to track down a 2,000-year-old magician, Lo Pan (James Hong), who has kidnapped Burton's friend's green-eyed fiancée. John Carpenter directs this adventurous spoof of the martial-arts movie genre set in San Francisco's Chinatown district.
I'm looking forward to this one (which is good since I appear to be the only one watching these movies) and I think it's the perfect movie to have right after GPK. Cause seriously, who didn't think Garbage Pail Kids when they saw this scene? (http://i56.tinypic.com/24wrllg.jpg)
If you haven't seen this movie and you like 80's flicks, this is one to not miss.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Big Trouble in Little China
Post by: Halbred on September 17, 2010, 01:29:29 PM
It really is a good movie. Fun fact: the special effects team in charge of the effects in this film are the same people who did the effects in Ghostbusters.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Big Trouble in Little China
Post by: Morari on September 17, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
Ah. Back when special effects mattered. :)
Too bad CGI has largely ruined cinema.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Big Trouble in Little China
Post by: ThePerm on February 02, 2011, 06:17:04 AM
alien would be hard to mft because its actually a good movie
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Big Trouble in Little China
Post by: Dasmos on February 02, 2011, 11:32:57 AM
ahhh the ol' classic what the **** bump from perm.
i almost miss them
wait, no i don't.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! Now Playing: Big Trouble in Little China
Post by: ShyGuy on February 02, 2011, 11:46:50 AM
Big Trouble in Little China is an all time great. Jack Burton is a hero for the ages.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 13, 2011, 05:11:54 PM
Bump to remember to add
the Gingerdead Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsOtcEOkJ-I&feature=related) series & Jack Frost to the MFT lineup when it's eventual return happens.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: King of Twitch on August 13, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
There's a live broadcast of Rifftrax/MST going on in theaters next thursday. How about we do MFT next week?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 13, 2011, 09:06:27 PM
Got a movie in mind?
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: King of Twitch on August 16, 2011, 10:18:25 PM
My mistake, that should've said WEDNESDAY for the Rifftrax of Jack the Giant Killer. Broadcast live to movie theaters nationwide on Wednesday, August 17 at 8:00pm ET / 7:00pm CT / 6:00pm MT / and 8:00pm PT (tape delay).
I need a new computer/more RAM before doing more MFT
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Post by: King of Twitch on September 02, 2011, 01:28:32 AM
Instead of MFT, may I suggest we take a page out of a recent Newscast and Watch Star Trek: The Next Generation with a Significant Other, or WSTTNGWASO.
Recording her reactions or your explanations/justifications in an audio track or through a video (pointed at the TV) would be preferable. This could be done without time constraints, assuming one has a SO.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2011, 12:38:56 PM
I just wanna note that Hobo With A Shotgun is streaming on Netflix.
I haven't seen it yet, but when I watch it, I might MFT it just for the hell of it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2011, 11:52:11 PM
Hobo with a Shotgun. This movie.... I'm not really sure what to expect from it.
It's in Technicolor and has that authentic mid 70's - early 80's look.
Oh... a few minutes in an we are already seeing Bum Fights® (http://i56.tinypic.com/3304sd3.jpg) that's gotta be a good sign... right?
Alright. I don't know what you would do if someone came running down the street with a man hole cover padlocked around his neck screaming that they are gonna kill him... but gathering like an audience probably isn't it. Especially after they set him up in his death trap position (http://i54.tinypic.com/r1g9ol.jpg)
and then take a blood bath from the fountain spewing from the decapitated torso. I guess this is gonna be a bloody one guys. (http://i51.tinypic.com/29c42zb.jpg) Believe it or not, but that 5 seconds was actually kinda hot. hair whipping and all.
edit: Did I mention that there was a rather large audience standing around like they bought tickets for this show?
"Now what do you have to say for yourself!?" "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING OT YOU DAMNIT!!!" (http://i56.tinypic.com/2vw6yjm.jpg) "...."
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 11, 2011, 12:25:30 AM
Just when I was beginning to think that either I wasn't in the mood to actually MFT this movie or maybe it just wasn't right for MFT-ing
Muthafukkin Santa Claus rolls by in a Chrystler (http://i52.tinypic.com/2h6vqmg.jpg)
with a kidnapped child in the back (http://i56.tinypic.com/2gxk7ie.jpg) "Somebody Please help me" HAHAHA LOL. I know I shouldn't laugh at that (yes I should), but it caught me off guard.
& it looks like Bum Fights is back (http://i56.tinypic.com/2nvz05i.jpg) but sometimes a bums gotta do what a bums gotta do.
But someone always has to go and cross that line. (http://i53.tinypic.com/2euoax4.jpg) But in his defense.... that baby is actually armed and dangerous. Don't let the tears and the fact that he looks a few months old fool you. That baby has a body count of atleast 8 or 9 heads by now.
Too bad for the guy pointing the gun though, because this Hobo has had enough (http://i53.tinypic.com/16is8ib.jpg) Let the blood bath begin....
....again (http://i51.tinypic.com/23mvma0.jpg) But this one wasn't nearly as hot. It's hard to keep it up when she crying and screaming the whole time.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 11, 2011, 01:08:07 AM
You know there is supposed to be a few rules that always get followed when making a movie.
1. Never mutilate the family pet.... atleast not on screen.
2. Never kill the children.
Having said that, I'm not sure I like where this next scene is headed. (http://i55.tinypic.com/jrb5sy.jpg)
That's a flame thrower in his hands, and that's a school bus they are walking towards And just so you know, this movie is more graphic and gory than I was expecting.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2it21cm.jpg) OTOH though, I'm sure these are some bad ass kids that all need to be taught a lesson.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 11, 2011, 01:14:49 AM
Todays Lesson....
Don't play with Fire
Did they listen?
Of course not.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/oa67is.jpg)
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Post by: King of Twitch on September 11, 2011, 01:17:41 AM
"But this one wasn't nearly as hot. It's hard to keep it up when she crying and screaming the whole time."
Isn't this from Unagi's story thread
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 11, 2011, 01:31:14 AM
"HE MADE ME CUUUUM!!!"
was probably another favorite you will find in this movie that sounds like it was also in Unagi's thread.
I'd show a pic of the scene, but that wouldn't help it make any sense out of context.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: King of Twitch on September 11, 2011, 01:33:20 AM
I probably don't need to see it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 11, 2011, 01:42:50 AM
Oh My.
The Terror Squad is in the building!! (http://i54.tinypic.com/ml72o3.jpg)
What is not to fear here!? (http://i54.tinypic.com/9zt54.jpg)
I'm guessing that is the Shotgun proof armor. And maybe they are also carrying some anti-Hobo spray too.
I gotta say that they were pretty inventive with the kills though. (http://i54.tinypic.com/1zvwvgn.jpg) right before they got repetitive again. (he has a noose gun with spear tips)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 11, 2011, 02:01:51 AM
As if the Terror Squad wasn't WTF enough...
(http://i52.tinypic.com/34is74k.jpg)
I might have missed what was actually funny in this scene had I not paused it to screen capture. & yes....1/2 of the Terror Squad is wrestling with a Giant Octopus. But it looks like they had previously took out Abe, Jesus & The Easter Bunny.
Well, now that that is over, one thing is for sure....
There will not be a sequel.
Can't really say this was the best movie for some MFT material and even though I probably wasn't in the best mind set to really make fun of this movie, most of the material didn't really work well anyway.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: Crimm on September 12, 2011, 12:19:26 AM
Can I suggest a non-horror cartoon?
I mean, I watch bad movies with friends every week. We have literally wiped out almost all of the imdb bottom 50. However, this cartoon might have killed one of our numbers had she not dropped out.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2011, 01:10:03 AM
shoot. I'll probably be up for it.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: Crimm on September 12, 2011, 01:54:17 AM
The Legend of the Titanic. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLegendOfTheTitanic)
We did The Titanic: The Legend Goes On before it (which is infamous for a sequence in which a dog raps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s)), but this was much worse.
Also, The Legend of the Titanic has a sequel...which defies reason when you think about the Titanic being...sunk. We did the sequel this week. It has a great many things that boggle the mind.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2011, 02:09:37 AM
OMG I have got to watch that movie.
It's PARTY TIME!!!
It's like Fivel decided to join Speedy Gonzalez's cousins on a ship ride across the atlantic with that rat from Ratattouie while some Scottish Terrier decides to bust a move while spittin' a rap.
Now if that ain't MFT material, then I don't know what is.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: Crimm on September 12, 2011, 02:13:23 AM
Keep in mind, there are three movies in play here:
Titanic: The Legend Goes On - This one has the rapping dog and is essentially the plot of every Disney movie ever - on the Titanic. It is dumb.
The Legend of the Titanic - Nobody dies (that was "a myth"). They're saved by a...well I better not spoil that "grand reveal." It is unparalleled in stupidity. The plot involves "worldwide exclusive whaling rights," as if a single person could give someone that.
Tentacoolio - The Legend of the Titanic became paralleled in its stupidity by its sequel. It involves submarines, underwater warfare, and Atlantis.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2011, 02:33:22 AM
It even starts out like Cinderella on a train or something (http://i51.tinypic.com/2e1gbpl.jpg) Evil Step Mother and some wicked ugly step sisters.
A little bit of Cruella De'ville is present too (http://i54.tinypic.com/14xh2md.jpg) She comes complete with 2 henchmen too.
What aren't they gonna rip off in this!?
Is that Jessica Rabbit walking 2 Dalmations? (http://i56.tinypic.com/ir2kwj.jpg)
Now I will be disappointed if there aren't any "midgets" in this movie... approximately 7 of them.
Holy ****! "I tawt I taw a Puddy Tat!?" (http://i54.tinypic.com/f0ae5v.jpg) Is that freaking Granny right there!? You've got to be kidding me.
& I would swear that I recognize this goose too. (http://i52.tinypic.com/2na79c8.jpg) Gilbert Goosefrey? or maybe that goose that sells popcorn and cookies.
And this crow reminds me of that crow from that other mouse movie. (http://i53.tinypic.com/rbza7c.jpg) the one where they are losing their home.
I'm not even 10 minutes into the movie and look
"Undalay Undalay ariba ariba yeehaa!!!" (http://i55.tinypic.com/16ar4hy.jpg) It's speedy gonzales y los hombres
Where did they get most of the caharacters for this movie....
Why that is elementary my dear watson... elementary. (http://i52.tinypic.com/2mfwuae.jpg)
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *Currently Closed For Repairs*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2011, 03:10:05 AM
I guess I started MFT-ing it right away.
It's just too perfect not to.
So many celebrity knockoff cameo appearances. It's like watching the shows out in Vegas.... only these knockoffs have no idea that they are poor copies of much greater originals.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days*Halloween Movie Marathon!!!*31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 21, 2011, 01:45:10 PM
Halloween is coming up and what better way to celebrate than to have a horror movie marathon.
There are 31 days in October, so we should make a list of 31 GOOD Horror movies to watch and alternately a list of 31 "so bad it entertaining" movies to watch too.
Once October rolls around, we can pick and choose which list to choose from, but we should have more than enough options to fill out the 31 Days of October Now you don't have to necessarily MFT the movie (unless you want to) but some comments about it would be great.
We have 10 days to fill these list, and then 31 days to go through it, so let's get started.
31 Good Horror Movies: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. ...
31 Bad Horror Movies: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. ...
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: Morari on September 21, 2011, 02:46:40 PM
You could fill up the "Bad Horror Movie" list with just the "Friday the 13th" series. :P
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: ThePerm on September 21, 2011, 07:18:17 PM
hmm
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: Stogi on September 21, 2011, 08:58:40 PM
I don't know about all 31 days but I make a list of a couple good vs. bad. [not ranked]
Good
1. [REC] 2. Gremlins 2 3. Fallen 4. Constantine 5. The Mist 6. The Thing 7. Candy Man
Bad
1. Attack of the Sabertooth 2. Gingerdead Man 3. Leprechaun: Back 2 da Hood 4. Piranha 3D 5. Monsturd 6. Vampire Hookers 7. Killer Klowns From Outerspace
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: ThePerm on September 21, 2011, 11:14:18 PM
i loved Piranha 3D hahaha, BNM already did hobo with a shotgun
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: SixthAngel on September 22, 2011, 05:26:18 AM
Good Horror Movies: 1.From Beyond After I saw this movie I felt that it gets the closest of any movie to Lovecraft's idea of stuff that is so impossible/crazy/bad that it makes you go insane.
2. In the Mouth of Madness. John Carpenter movie with a strong influence from Lovecraft.
3.The Blob Everyone at least knows about The Blob.
4.Creepshow A gathering of short horror stories with famous actors in quite a few of them. I particularly love "The Crate"
5. Halloween No shitty remakes here. Only 1 and 2. After that they don't exist :-X
6.
Bad Horror Movies: 1. Jack Frost. A killer snowman. In one scene Jack is the water a girl is bathing in. He solidifies and.. well, does stuff.
2. Jason X. Almost so bad it's bad but the IN SPAAACE setting can't help but make it ridiculous enough to be fun.
3.Leprechaun in the Hood. Leprechaun in Space is just as ridiculous but with Jason X on here I don't want to play out IN SPAAAACE .
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: ThePerm on September 22, 2011, 06:07:57 AM
i love Halloween 3, and few do. It has no Michael Myers in it and is about an evil Irish coperation controlled by aliens selling masks to children so that they can watch a broadcast and have their faces turned into insects.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: Ceric on September 22, 2011, 11:02:20 AM
... 2. Jason X. Almost so bad it's bad but the IN SPAAACE setting can't help but make it ridiculous enough to be fun. ...
That was in the Theaters the same time as Spider-man was. A friend and I went to see Spider-Man but couldn't get in till a later show so we watched this movie before it. I had gotten the kill count before hand from IGN. It was literally my friend and 3 other people in the theater. We poked fun at that movie and kept the official death toll through the whole thing. Was a blast because of how bad it really is.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: SixthAngel on September 23, 2011, 12:35:47 PM
Monster Squad.
A group of kids has to fight a group of famous movie monsters led by Dracula. I can barely remember anything except when they kick the wolfman in the balls and say "The wolfman has nards!" Definitely fits the bill though.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: Morari on September 23, 2011, 02:52:19 PM
I love Monster Squad! I haven't seen it in years though. Great nostalgia there. :)
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: ThePerm on September 23, 2011, 04:43:01 PM
Yeah Jason X was filled with self parody, which made it great, i love the sleeping bag scene. on monster squad "wolfman has nards" is a classic line. Also kids scared of Germans, and they don't know what a virgin is.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 23, 2011, 05:55:43 PM
Good Movies 01. Nightmare on Elm Street (original) (Already MFT'd) 02. Friday the 13th 03. Halloween 04. American Psycho 05. Monster Squad 06. In the Mouth of Madness 07. Creep Show 08. [REC] 09. Gremlins 10. Gremlins 2 11. Fallen 12. Constantine (horror movie?) 13. The Mist 14. The Thing 15. Candy Man 16. Jaws 17. Chucky 18. Slither 19. Alien 20. It 21. Final Destination 22. Body Snatchers (not sure which one) 23. The Exorcist 24. The Blob 25. Bram Stokers Dracula 26. The Lost Boys 27. From Dusk Till Dawn
28. The Hills Have Eyes 29. Dawn of the Dead
Bad Movies 01. Jason X 02. Jack Frost 03. Leprechaun in the Hood 04. Freddie vs Jason 05. (most of the rest of the NoES & Ft13th movies) 06. Puppet Master (already MFT'd) 07. Attack of the Sabertooth 08. Gingerdead Man 09. Leprechaun: Back 2 da Hood 10. Piranha 3D 11. Monsturd 12. Vampire Hookers 13. Killer Klowns From Outerspace 14. Critters 19. Dead Alive 20. Alien vs Predator 21. Tales from the Hood 22.
Movies I'm not sure where to place or if they should even be on the list: The Faculty American werewolf in Paris/London Eight Legged Freaks Troll Ghoulies (any of them) House on Haunted Hill/Return to House on Haunted Hill House Exorcism of Emily Rose Haunting in Conneticut Insidious Ju On/The Grudge/2 The Ring/2 I know what you did last summer Urban Legend/2 Phantasm/II The Evil Dead Sleepy Hollow Tremors Mimic Children of the Corn Helraiser/2/3 2001 Maniacs House of 1,000 Corpses Queen of the Damned Blood Rayne Feast
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on September 23, 2011, 06:27:16 PM
If I hadn't been terrified of the Gremlins back when I was a kid and hadn't actually seen the movie (all the merchandising made toy stores into psychological mine fields, let me tell you; imagine walking around the corner of an aisle at Toys Я Us and coming face to face with a figurine of something from your nightmares), I don't think I'd even think of it as a horror movie at all. I like to tell people it's my favorite Christmas movie. And the sequel is just a comedy.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 23, 2011, 07:49:58 PM
True, the 2nd one is not a horror movie at all.
But the first one was definitely a horror movie, it just wasn't scary (unless you are a child with an active imagination).
But either way I'm trying to get to 31 movies in both list, so until I over run the list, I'm not gonna be too picky on what is or isn't exactly a horror movie for now.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 23, 2011, 08:53:48 PM
Oh wow, I just re-read this entire thread from the beginning (boredom).
There were some good laughs in there specifically from Brood & Zap (I made myself laugh a few times too).
Still waiting on Halbreds Audio for Raptor Island and no one ever watched The Thing (new prequel comes out this month) or Big Trouble in Little China either.
Now if we could get 6 people to each watch 5 different movies(1 per week) from the lists over the month and comment on them, then we will pretty much hit that 31 days, 31 movies goal for Halloween.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 23, 2011, 09:55:04 PM
Actually that's exactly what we should do.
Finish filling out the list, and then everyone can choose a movie(or 5 depending on how many people participate) they want to watch. Then they can post the MFT/Review/Commentary/whatever on a specific day. And we can do that for everyday leading up to Halloween.
example - I choose Scariest Movie & Bloodfest 2012 I am assigned to post on Oct. 5th & Oct. 12 I can watch them now and create my post now if I feel like or wait till closer to the date, but I wouldn't post the first movie until the 5th and the second until the 12th.
Is anyone down for that?
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: ThePerm on September 24, 2011, 02:11:33 AM
well i watched the thing, i just never fill like mfting it, mainly because the thing has the most continuity of any movie ive seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SppG-I_Dhxw
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: ThePerm on September 24, 2011, 06:22:31 AM
so hours later i decided to watch it again with commentary by john carpenter and Kurt Russell, awesomness.
also, I was watching the movie and I had a flashback to a project i did in my first animation class, and it just is amazing when you realize a subconscious influence, at that point I was 19 I hadn't seen the movie since I was like 9 years old.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU7wBOaLMHk
the other influence is Eureka's castle.
Title: Re: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 24, 2011, 11:22:12 AM
Quoting for the new page. I'm gonna start a sign up thread.
Finish filling out the list, and then everyone can choose a movie(or 5 depending on how many people participate) they want to watch. Then they can post the MFT/Review/Commentary/whatever on a specific day. And we can do that for everyday leading up to Halloween.
example - I choose Scariest Movie & Bloodfest 2012 I am assigned to post on Oct. 5th & Oct. 12 I can watch them now and create my post now if I feel like or wait till closer to the date, but I wouldn't post the first movie until the 5th and the second until the 12th.
Good Movies 01. Nightmare on Elm Street (original) (Already MFT'd) 02. Friday the 13th 03. Halloween 04. American Psycho 05. Monster Squad 06. In the Mouth of Madness 07. Creep Show 08. [REC] 09. Gremlins 10. Gremlins 2 11. Fallen 12. Constantine (horror movie?) 13. The Mist 14. The Thing 15. Candy Man 16. Jaws 17. Chucky 18. Slither 19. Alien 20. It 21. Final Destination 22. Body Snatchers (not sure which one) 23. The Exorcist 24. The Blob 25. Bram Stokers Dracula 26. The Lost Boys 27. From Dusk Till Dawn 28. The Hills Have Eyes 29. Dawn of the Dead 30. Trick r Treat
Bad Movies 01. Jason X 02. Jack Frost 03. Leprechaun in the Hood 04. Freddie vs Jason 05. (most of the rest of the NoES & Ft13th movies) 06. Puppet Master (already MFT'd) 07. Attack of the Sabertooth 08. Gingerdead Man 09. Leprechaun: Back 2 da Hood 10. Piranha 3D 11. Monsturd 12. Vampire Hookers 13. Killer Klowns From Outerspace 14. Critters 19. Dead Alive 20. Alien vs Predator 21. Tales from the Hood 22.
Movies I'm not sure where to place or if they should even be on the list: The Faculty American werewolf in Paris/London Eight Legged Freaks Troll Ghoulies (any of them) House on Haunted Hill/Return to House on Haunted Hill House Exorcism of Emily Rose Haunting in Conneticut Insidious Ju On/The Grudge/2 The Ring/2 I know what you did last summer Urban Legend/2 Phantasm/II The Evil Dead Sleepy Hollow Tremors Mimic Children of the Corn Helraiser/2/3 2001 Maniacs House of 1,000 Corpses Queen of the Damned Blood Rayne Feast
1st 6 participants get to choose their movie first. The list is for ideas, and you don't have to choose from the list. But don't choose an already chosen movie or one that you personally already MFT'd.
Title: Re: MYSTERY FUNHOUSE THEATER!!! *31 Days* Halloween Movie Marathon! *31 Movies*
Post by: Stogi on September 24, 2011, 04:06:26 PM
I haven't seen Insidious. I'd be down to watch that.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 03, 2011, 03:59:36 AM
HELLO CLASS MY NAME IS TY. HERE IS MY BOOK REPORT ON JASON X.
So apparently somebody finally got their **** together and have Jason in shackles. They're gonna stick 'em in the freezer and forget about 'em forever like some old burritos since killing him never really worked.
"Heh. Bitches don't know about my machetes." / (http://i.imgur.com/e92YQ.jpg)
Then he gets loose and kills everyone.
"Uugghhh... we never should have played god!" / (http://i.imgur.com/UfUN3.jpg)
The pretty girl baits him into the cyro chamber.
"Jason, I'll never let go~" / (http://i.imgur.com/B3fy0.jpg) This is right before he stabs her RIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL CHAMBER. Containment fails and she gets frozen too! The end.
Until 500 years later when some space cowboys pick up our popsicled pals and blast into space with them. This space crew seems to be comprised mostly of dumb horny college kids. (http://i.imgur.com/Yfxbw.jpg)
These sexy space bitches get the great idea to let Jason thaw out: (http://i.imgur.com/6da0p.jpg)
and OH GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. (http://i.imgur.com/UAEUw.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/SB52n.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/0jTI2.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/KCL1J.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/SIAQh.jpg)
Jason pretty much kicks everyone's asses until somebody's milfy robot girlfriend blows him into little pieces. (http://i.imgur.com/GBOt9.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/LCf43.jpg)
Then, he drinks all the ooze accidentally gets reassembled by nanomachines and unveils his true form, UBER JASON. (http://i.imgur.com/Yg6LW.jpg)
I won't spoil the ending for you, but what follows next is the greatest scene in cinematic history.
"Hey, wanna smoke pot? Or have pre-marital sex? We love premarital sex!!" / (http://i.imgur.com/sYVN1.jpg)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 12:27:06 PM
Is there an ending scene on youtube?
I wanna be refreshed as to what "the greatest scene in cinematic history" was.
if it has anything to do with that last pic (and commentary), then that would be a dream come true.
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Post by: Ceric on October 03, 2011, 03:01:20 PM
You missed the part were he blew up a space colony. Also the slumber bag kill is pretty funny.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 03:40:27 PM
c'mon!! someone spoil the ending!!
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Post by: BeautifulShy on October 03, 2011, 04:01:23 PM
I just looked it up and Black dude owns Uber Jason by locking him in with himself while the other 2 survivors escapes. The ship explodes and Uber Jason comes sailing through space towards second ship and out of nowhere Black dude grabs him as they both head straight to Earth while burning up in the atmosphere. They land in the lake and uber Jason's mask is shown sinking to the bottom of the lake.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 03, 2011, 04:06:24 PM
I remember I watched Jason X like a year before it was released in theaters. It was basically the worst movie ever made, aside from Son of the Mask. For some reason when the machines put you back together, it has the same effect of Shredder drinking the ooze in TMNT 2.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 04:34:38 PM
For some reason when the machines put you back together, it has the same effect of Shredder drinking the ooze in TMNT 2.
That's what SUPER said.
I remember watching this movie back sometime when it first hit DVD, but i didn't remember much about it as I was never a Ft13th fan even though I had seen most of he movies.
So when do we get Jason X-2? sounds like Jason is due to return at any moment.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on October 03, 2011, 04:54:43 PM
I wanna be refreshed as to what "the greatest scene in cinematic history" was.
if it has anything to do with that last pic (and commentary), then that would be a dream come true.
That scene's not the ending. It leads up to the bit Ceric mentioned. They stall Jason with a holodeck version of his usual hunting grounds, featuring the bimbos shown. Jason zips them into their sleeping bags and then picks one up and beats the other one with her.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 03, 2011, 06:15:26 PM
Oh yeah, the part where they accidentally blew up the space station was stupid as hell. Hahah.
Anyway, the best scene in the movie doesn't seem to be on youtube. You can open it up in netflix and skip to 1hr 21m. NWS for boobs.
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Post by: King of Twitch on October 03, 2011, 06:57:09 PM
Quote
The pretty girl baits him into the cyro chamber.
"Jason, I'll never let go~" /
This is right before he stabs her RIGHT THROUGH THE STEEL CHAMBER. Containment fails and she gets frozen too! The end.
Until 500 years later when some space cowboys pick up our popsicled pals and blast into space with them.
Full of win SUPER.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 03, 2011, 07:01:50 PM
i saw Jason X for what it was, a comedy of self parody. So I quite enjoyed it, my favorite scene is where the two girls are naked and their like "hey lets do drugs have pre marital sex" and then Jason drops by and he shoves them in a sleeping bag and beats them to death like that. Hilarious.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 07:30:05 PM
I wanna be refreshed as to what "the greatest scene in cinematic history" was.
if it has anything to do with that last pic (and commentary), then that would be a dream come true.
That scene's not the ending. It leads up to the bit Ceric mentioned. They stall Jason with a holodeck version of his usual hunting grounds, featuring the bimbos shown. Jason zips them into their sleeping bags and then picks one up and beats the other one with her.
LOL that sounds fucking HILARIOUS!! I'm gonna go watch that scene when I get home.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 03, 2011, 08:14:21 PM
That scene actually reminds me of the sleeping bag scene in the new Friday the 13th (and the scene in...I think part 5 when he takes the girl in the bag and slams her against the tree repeatedly) where he hangs the girl over the fire. Good stuff.
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Post by: Ceric on October 03, 2011, 08:36:39 PM
I wanna be refreshed as to what "the greatest scene in cinematic history" was.
if it has anything to do with that last pic (and commentary), then that would be a dream come true.
That scene's not the ending. It leads up to the bit Ceric mentioned. They stall Jason with a holodeck version of his usual hunting grounds, featuring the bimbos shown. Jason zips them into their sleeping bags and then picks one up and beats the other one with her.
LOL that sounds fucking HILARIOUS!! I'm gonna go watch that scene when I get home.
Ironically, that particular kill was a fan favorite and I guess he did it in an earlier one as well but, its still funny. Like the goofy sex scene with the tongs.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 08:54:32 PM
I just watched that whole scene. Ridiculous.
Now onto the next movie. ;)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/1zlr4hj.jpg)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 08:57:46 PM
Damn... this movie must have a budget of tips earned from delivering pizzas, sets were obviously home made (http://i56.tinypic.com/21o7fgn.jpg)
BTW, the story of this movie is apparently the bedtime story told by an 11 year old girl to her father. That explains the absurdity of the following 80minutes pretty damn well if you ask me.
Looks like a convicted felon has escaped.... (http://i54.tinypic.com/jr4het.jpg) his decoy is pretty convincing though, so I understand how they might not realize it wasn't him at first.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say they were going with the classic lab expirement gone wrong, lab accident or lab explosion created somethiung awful storyline.
And I don't think I'm too far off... looks like she is convered in **** after being exposed to whatever chemical it is they are working with. (http://i51.tinypic.com/k0fxi9.jpg)
There is just another scientist standing around watching this (http://i53.tinypic.com/2nlxwtj.jpg) go down. And then he stuffed the bodies in barrels.... like Breaking Bad
Damn, then in plain daylight, they dump the barrel into the sewer. It looks like green ooze... (http://i51.tinypic.com/6h8ep1.jpg) I think they are gonna create some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdles www.instantrimshot.com (http://www.instantrimshot.com)
And our escaped convict just so happened to run into the sewer rgiht afterwards... The new Toxic Avenger!? or more likely the Septic Avenger.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/o6jia1.jpg) I bow before the Great Might Poo!! I thank thee for letting me dump all this **** on you just before my final offering to you my porcelein god.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/15zfwg8.jpg) I'm guessing he got struck down since his final offering wasn't corn..... or peanuts.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 09:30:39 PM
We got a smooth talking officer on our hands here waitress: "Why dont' you take a dozen glazed donuts with you when you go officer" officer: "Why don't you sit on my face and make me look like a glazed donut darlin'!?"
If you can't get laid using that line, then you must be ugly.
Hmmm... what is that.... well, if it looks like ****, smells like ****, then I wonder how tas@*&^ask(3hraoetha (http://i52.tinypic.com/2ylv11y.jpg) ewww. that looked like a shitty kiss too.
and after all that I would probably do this too (http://i52.tinypic.com/2808cpj.jpg) and that went on for about 1 minute.... like that one family guy sketch (http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=421748&t=o) (http://gifsoup.com/view/421748/puke.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)
And I'm almost 25 minutes into the movie. Almost 1/3 the way through. Sounds like a good time for a word from our sponsors!
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Ever go ot sit on the toilet and squeeze one out that was good enough to get rid of that pain in your stomach?
then you get up and to wipe, feeling much better, but happen to look down and realizet that there is nothing in the toilet!!?
You were probably wondering "WTF Happened to the poop!? I know I just pooped!! I felt it!"
Well, don't worry, you're not crazy. It was your friend the Turd Burglar (http://i.imgur.com/j0cZv.jpg) We don't know why he takes it, but seriously, why would you complain?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 10:04:15 PM
and now back to our regularly scheduled program.
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OMG dude, WTF were you doing during that quick commercial break!? (http://i55.tinypic.com/9jewzo.jpg) No wonder you wife was nagging at you like your alittle punk. That **** is unacceptable, not even in a bachelor pad.
Hey... I think you gome some **** on your face. (http://i55.tinypic.com/53pm9v.jpg) I think you're plunging too hard, and I'm pretty sure that is not oil spweing out of there.
HOLY **** Dude!! actually holy probably isn't the right word. CHUNKY **** Dude!! I think you're in deep doo doo now. (http://i52.tinypic.com/fnux3n.jpg)
LOL. This Monsturd just went Bum Fishing with can on a string. How clever.
and in roll all the **** jokes. Also the sheriff can drink with the best of them. After what looks like 7 beers and a few shots, he's still talking perfectly sober... and all while on the clock. He just needs a drinking buddy.
They also brought the FBI in, but she don't look like a Scully... even though this is more of a #2-File than an X-File But I still want to Believe.
36:00 And the lab sends in the clean-up crew... corn ain't the only thing this thing won't be able to digest if he doesn't take his time and chew his food properly.
I'm just waiting for someone to make the joke "We need to flush the sewers" now that it's sorta known there is a giant Turd working it's way through the pipes. At the very least, they should call the Guiness Book of World Records. A 7" tall walking piece of poo should be able to set records in several categories I would think. -"Biggest piece of **** ever" being the main one of course. -"Messiest Eater" might be another one -"Stinkiest Creature alive" maybe?
38:5X "Can you figure out how to flush this thing out in the open" I guess that's close enough to the joke i was waiting on.
40:00 A brilliant plan is being concocted. They are trying ot kill a giant turd, so they call in a specialist who can provide them with 1 Million Flies [/Dr. Evil]
Oh come the **** on Sheriff!! Are you serious!? (http://i56.tinypic.com/35i6bcy.jpg) Who drinks Jose Cuervo on the rocks? I gagged a little just thinking about it.
Oh look they watch South Pork (http://i56.tinypic.com/4m7uu.jpg) from left to right: Derrick Fartman, Spenny, Karl & Dan and they're talking about Mr. Hankey "Hidey Hoooooo!"
And the guys daughter tried to warn her dad that Mr. Hankey aka the GIANT DOODOO in the bathroom was gonna get her. He didn't believe her... tried to pass it off a little #2. Let's just say it was a shitty day for him. [pic removed to do disguting nature of chocolate **** covered toilet seat and walls]
LOL at the girl trying to describe the situation to the cops though. and then the sketch artist trying to get a better description and the confused look on the girls face.
"Did you notice if it left any trails behind...." "Did it leave any pieces of itself anywhere..." "Did it say anything like bppllpphphph" (http://i51.tinypic.com/nujhv.jpg)
Oh gawd. 46:00 The towns annual Chili Cookoff is tomorrow and they somehow need to keep people away from their toilets. THE DELIMMA, how do they people away from the sewer connected toilets!?
And 7 minutes later the Sheriff and the FBI lady are having yet another glass of Cuervo (not rocks this time)... that they took down like a shot. and then refilled with whiskey(could've been more Tequila) from his flask... which they also took like a shot.
HAhah, you gotta love these backwoods small town cops. rolling around town with a megaphone telling people to **** in buckets like the middle ages ":music: When you do the **** your pants dance!....:music:"
The Sheriff is a got damn lush!!! LOL Sheriff: "Hey Bartender.... do you gotta bathroom" BT: "Sheriff you met your wife in this bathroom... you've been coming here for 20 years" Sheriff: "You know I used to come in here when I was a kid.... got my first blowjob in that bathroom" BT: shakes his head and walks away
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This commercial break has been brought ot you by Turd
(http://i.imgur.com/TItpv.jpg)
Because sometime you just need to get your **** clean now with a new fresh scent!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 03, 2011, 10:30:20 PM
Ok, so where where we... Oh yeah, they need to "flush" out the Poopmonster so they can kill it with fire flies.
So how do you lure out a giant turd from hiding? Why you make a Corn and Peanut mixture. Everyone knows the Great Mighty Poo can't resist corn and peanuts! (http://i53.tinypic.com/j5lbu8.jpg) It's so genious it just has to work right?
And now this Poopsicle speaks... I knwo he's been writing messages and drawing pictures... but now he speaks too!? "I look like ****, I smell like **** and I feel like ****... you have created a Monsturd!"
Here are Butte County's tax dollars at work. (http://i52.tinypic.com/1zbup8j.jpg) Our 2 favorite deputies have suited up for battle against the **** monster. and I have to say, I'm liking thier odds here. The diapers really work for them... especially over the pants... on their heads, on their knees covering their chest. Now mix that with toilet paper "grenades" and pink diarreah medicine filled Super Soakers ad you have a recipe for guaranteed success. Bet on it ;)
And the one guy down in the sewers not armed to to the teeth, gets **** in his mouth (http://i52.tinypic.com/bjdg68.jpg) Dirty Mouth!? Clean it up with Orbit Gum!!
(http://i.imgur.com/8imhX.jpg) Then again, maybe even Orbit can't help everyone....
Like that dirty Doctor/Scientist that unleashed this beast on the public. as he got the diarreah spray all in his face :barf: (http://i51.tinypic.com/dy96vc.jpg) got the squirts dumped all over his body and then when Monsturd said "EAT ****" and he meant it (http://i51.tinypic.com/ftdgz7.jpg)
and it's like Hannibal said (from the A-Team) "You gotta love when a good plan comes together"
They flushed the **** Monster outside and then released the flies on it (http://i51.tinypic.com/2co22di.jpg) But how did they keep the flies inside the pet carrier?
But either way, poor poor **** monster. (http://i52.tinypic.com/2s9rn76.jpg) those damn flies are gonna bug him to death. literally.
Then the little girl finishes her bedtime story... oh you forgot this was a bedtime sotry by a little girl? Well anyway she finsihes off the bedtime story with the only scary part of this movie....
that Hollywood was gonna buy the rights and make a $100Million movie out of it
The end link to movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZBbAw8BSU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZBbAw8BSU) Just incase you want to watch it yourself...
To be perfectly honest, for as bad as this movie was and the extremely low everyman salary budget this movie had, it wasn't as bad as you think (almost but not quite). It was actaully kinda entertaining, but since I've already spoiled the entire movie for you, there is no reason to watch it for yourself anymore. there was no reason for you to watch it before that either, but at least that fact is now confirmed. But do tune in for the sequel... RetarDEAD!
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Post by: Morari on October 04, 2011, 11:38:39 AM
Dead Alive (aka Braindead) is a 1992 horror/comedy film by Peter Jackson. It was only his third film, but firmly established his eye for great special effects and unexpected slapstick routines. It straddles the same line as Evil Dead II, but does so in an unbelievably gorier manner.
The film starts out on Skull Island (hinting at the future lows Peter Jackson would hit). An expedition has been sent to bring back a specimen of “Simian Raticus”. Unfortunately, the natives aren’t so willing to go along with this plan.
Enter Lionel. He’s a shy mama’s boy who awkwardly stumbles throughout the scenic period piece that has become New Zealand. He’s (not-so) secretly infatuated with…
Paquita, a saucy and exuberant gypsy girl. She’s very horny and determined to get herself a man… one like Lionel. Go figure.
Too bad for Lionel, his mother would never have any of it. She’s intent on making his life a living Hell to get back at his deceased father… her adulterous ex-husband... that she murdered.
“Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys. The natives use them in black magic rituals. Don't ask me how, probably suck the blood of virgins, eh, eh?”
We find out, however, that Lionel’s mother has been following them all along. Unfortunately, she get’s a bit too close to the cage…
She’s a trooper though, and entertains guests nonetheless.
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/011.jpg) (http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/012.jpg) “I haven’t had a good custard in years!”
After the party’s over, the nurse comes to check on Lionel’s poor, sick mum. Things go pretty well, considering.
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/015.jpg) “I kick arse for the Lord!”
But not even a divine beat down can stop a horde of fresh zombies. In the end, even Father McGruder succumbs to the Devil’s Touch. They’re not dead exactly, just sort of rotting.
Unprotected zombie sex is never a good idea. Forget the STDs, we need to start thinking abortion! Oops, too late, something already fell out of the nurse’s womb!
Tuh-duh! I’m the baby, gotta love me! To stop the madness, Lionel visits a suspicious German docto…er… veterinarian. He doesn’t have sedatives, but he does have tranquilizers! Surely they’ll calm Mum’s craving for human flesh.
It’s about this time that Lionel’s greasy uncle shows up, hoping to cash in on his sister’s untimely death.
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/021.jpg) “Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, didn't ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?”
Ole Uncle Les here decides to throw a party in his newly inherited house. Little does he know that a group of zombies are in the basement… and their tranquilizers are wearing off.
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/022.jpg) (http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/018.jpg) Tud-duh! I’m the baby, gotta love me!
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/023.jpg) She really enjoys fisting.
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/024.jpg) Hey man, don't lose your head over it.
(http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/025.jpg) Even zombies sometimes have to save face.
Now it’s time to end this… Where’s me mum? (http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/030.jpg)
No one will ever love you like your mother… (http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/morari/Dead%20Alive/031.png)
Lionel is crammed back up into his mother’s womb. Symbolic and disgusting. For some reason though, the power of love allows him to utilize a kitschy piece of jewelry that Paquita had and escape. His mother is blown and everything ends alright.
Awesome film. Easily the best thing Peter Jackson has ever touched. It's a horror (and comedy!) classics, with probably more fake blood throughout than anything ever conceived of. The practical effects all hold up extremely well. Go watch it!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 04, 2011, 02:46:36 PM
You weren't supposed to post it till tomorrow, but whatever.
I always liked that movie. I think it still holds the record for "Goriest Movie Ever" doesn't it?
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Post by: Morari on October 04, 2011, 04:25:42 PM
I thought I was supposed to post it on Tuesday, October 4th? Damn, I suck at this.:P
If it isn't still the goriest movie ever, it's certainly up there.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 04, 2011, 04:30:57 PM
And as far as gallons of blood, I think Dead Alive has any and everything beaten by alot. Also the pudding/custard scene... :puke:
Long-time favorite though as far as fun horror movies go.
I also guess no one had anything to say about the "shitty" movie I MFT'd. I think I'll do something a little less low budget and intentionally absurd next time.
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Post by: Morari on October 04, 2011, 05:37:57 PM
I love the custard the scene. That guy in general is one of the best parts of the film! :D
"What we need is another war!"
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Post by: ThePerm on October 04, 2011, 06:39:07 PM
well im not sure if ill be around on friday, so i might post early as well, i need to balance mafia with mft, and visiting NM
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Post by: ThePerm on October 07, 2011, 03:13:15 AM
hmmm, well actually make that a couple days late, im not going anywhere, but im going to have a female over. I watched it before I was assigned it though, i just have to come up with a good mft angle.
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Post by: Ceric on October 07, 2011, 07:55:11 AM
The Blob (1958)
Go Go Catchy Bongo/Sax Music.
Clap Clap-Clap
Beware of the Blob (http://youtu.be/oHHc_Vp2_Ec)
Its worse then Fungi.
So begins are love story.
Older Perv kissing Young Girl the start of the horror movie...
Revolutionary Tire View because the Guy is too ugly.
No, Don't you Hear the Violins. Danger Will Robinson Danger.
Can't resist urge.. Must Poke with Stick.
Ah, its a cute silver squishy blob oh wait I mad it into a mucussy mess...
Oh god... why oh Why did I roll so bad on my spot check...
Your right boy that sandwich is going to be all on you.
Oh God... There's a Car... Why Oh Why are my Spot Checks sooo bad.
"Boy, I hope the Doctors in" "Yes, I'm leaving. Watch my House." If the blob wasn't enough the Cosmos gets some.
I'm going the Blazing 50mph. Now one can catch me noooooowwwww.
Man, that hand is covered with a lot of Ear Wax.
I'm going to consult my oldest book.
The aliens must have brainwashed the 30 plus adults to be teens all over again.
I'll never try to be black again Officer Neva, Home Skillet.
Backward driving before Cars. Sacrilege.
Enemies to BFFs in 4 minutes flat. I don't just race fast.
SOOON Venom will Emergegegege.
"A real piece of sky" OMG The Sky is falling the Sky is fallling...
"Doesn't sound like a house, Sounds like a dog."
Why So Serious?
Fear me. For I am a Balloon.
Lets throw Acid at the Acid Monster. It will surely work like bullets.
I ... am ... so ... surprised... bullets didn't work on the Acid blob.
Snapping, the Sense maker.
The Violens there back.
Blob: I must save the Universe from the King of All Cosmos no matter how many humans it takes.
Blob: I'm a Super Ninja. Car man had no chance, from my Sneakiness.
Polio its Everywhere.
Hey Sis, Where you be Go'n. I've got someone very important to do. I'll go. Stay Home and Guard mommy and Daddy.
Blob: Me Star. Stupid 30 year old kids.
Go Go Halfway Story Recap.
Female Lead: I believe you. Why haven't you jump me yet?
Time honored tradition of the Neutral push to sneakout.
The Vampire and the Robot, Please tell me that's an actual movie. Its not... a doctored Forbidden Planet Poster.
The Drunken Toad. A fine Tradition for over 50 years.
Blob: Forget Food Stuff. Give me Human.. Braaaaiiinsss. Noo that doesn't work.
Slicing Weapons. It works on Jello.
Lets hide in the worse sealed meat room Ev'a.
Blob: Ah, Dog Scary. Me No like Dog.
PTSD Represent, yo yo.
"Be Extra Alert the Rain gonna get ya."
Being a brainwashed 30 year old has its advantages. Like being able to "borrow" the fire engine.
Blob: Ah ha. My plan is working. 4 brains better then none. They all gather.
Blob: Are they laughing at me?
Man, that movie was so bad we just had to run.
Blob: I'm very considerate Blob. I only take the humans.
Cop had a car phone, in 1950's.
Blob: I had Just transcended to Animated Blob. Electricity has no effect on me.
Freeze a Blob Genius.
White t-Shirt Brigade Represent, yo yo.
Police: 40-50 People killed. Actual Count: 6 People killed.
"At least we got it stopped. At least as long as the Artic stays Cold." Another Global Warming Problem. Is this Al Gore's Secret?
Unfortunately for this. The movie was pretty good. The picture was good. The effects not bad at all. The story couldn't have easily been worse. I'm sort of curious what Rifftrax did with this.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 07, 2011, 11:08:51 AM
hmmm, well actually make that a couple days late, im not going anywhere, but im going to have a female over. I watched it before I was assigned it though, i just have to come up with a good mft angle.
I guess it's a good thing you're not scheduled until NEXT Friday then ;)
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Post by: ThePerm on October 07, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
well i'll be Ice Cube's bitch! Next Friday?
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Post by: Crimm on October 08, 2011, 04:58:36 PM
Ok gents, I need help here. I need a horror or scifi movie that is really truly awful but not much in the way of gore and gross-out stuff.
I'm going to be watching that with a group that includes people who really hate gore, but it still needs to be funny bad.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 08, 2011, 05:12:20 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood (I think).
and it's streaming on Netflix.
But by no gore, do you mean no real violence of any kind? or just no graphic depictions of violence in any way (such as lots of blood and guts)?
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Post by: King of Twitch on October 08, 2011, 05:35:57 PM
You want good clean horror, well, ok but... it may shock the very young and the very old with its vapid and meandering badness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-jPy1NAwr8
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Post by: Morari on October 08, 2011, 11:32:08 PM
Crimm needs to stop watching horror films with his Sunday school friends. :P
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Post by: Crimm on October 09, 2011, 12:31:22 AM
Violence is fine, just not a ton of exploding guts.
Also, Howling III is the grossest movie ever made.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 10, 2011, 01:05:48 AM
I guess SUPER was busy today and didn't want to plan a group movie watch.
Maybe I'll organize one over Skype next Sunday. Movie - TBD (preferably Netflix over Hulu because of commercials though)
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 10, 2011, 09:05:05 AM
Yeah I ended up being at a thing. But I got something for you!
This week's movie that I watched on Netflix at 5 am is: THEM!
Them! from 1954 comes to you in stunning black-and-white. Mostly. These were all the colors they were budgeted: (http://i.imgur.com/iYzk1.jpg)
"Hey sarge, whatchoo think broke in here and done ate all them people and sugar cubes?" "**** if I know." (http://i.imgur.com/l0ZsT.jpg)
This egghead thinks he's got it figured out, but he's going to save the surprise. (http://i.imgur.com/RFauq.jpg)
Cool fact about this movie: they got mountains and mountains of real military gear and people trained to use it, and they went HOG WILD. (http://i.imgur.com/sAJzP.jpg)
This chopper is pimp as all get out: (http://i.imgur.com/ZX8Pn.jpg)
They burned every expensive giant ant prop and basically everything with REAL flamethrowers! (http://i.imgur.com/pcJLU.jpg)
Another cool trivia fact about THEM! It was the second movie (that I know of) to have the Wilhelm scream ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k31xLJ-koOE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k31xLJ-koOE) ) and in fact, uses it four or five times.
Pretty impressive movie, actually. Pretty kickass special effects for 1954. Not one second of cheesy stop-motion animation!
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Post by: Ceric on October 10, 2011, 09:34:48 AM
Sounds like an excuse to use Military Hardware.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 10, 2011, 09:46:05 AM
At that point in history I'm sure they had tons of it to give away
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Post by: oohhboy on October 10, 2011, 11:24:48 AM
Yeah, post Korean they were over flowing in hardware. They practically gave away or loaned out everything from small arms to working tanks. Movies of the period are flooded with all this surplus equipment. You would have WW2 movies where the British were driving Shermans, while the Germans sported Pattons. I am also sure I remember seeing them "Cooking" of a tank or two as special effects since it was cheaper to actually blow one up.
I wouldn't be surprised if they were firing actual ammuition from most of the guns.
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Post by: oohhboy on October 11, 2011, 07:36:57 AM
Sorry for the wait, but here it is. 56K users, **** your pants. I present From Dusk till dawn.
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/822/png2011101121h59m44s46.png) BORING (http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9933/png2011101122h02m46s101.png) This is not the movie you were looking for. (http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2267/png2011101122h05m52s172.png) "I don't care if I have been miss cast, these Tattoos make me badass". *Note pervert on the right. (http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/63/png2011101122h09m30s49.png) "A preview of whats to come, pleaes go to the lobby for some popcorn and drinks" (http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5808/png2011101122h11m30s225.png) "What do you mean it doesn't work? I learnt this from watching Macgyver" (http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1333/png2011101122h17m00s194.png) "Avast me maties, Cankles a hoy! Man the Harpoons" (http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7452/png2011101122h18m15s181.png) A surprisingly unattractive pair. (http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/5945/png2011101122h19m58s183.png) "This isn't Jurassic park my boy." (http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/2685/png2011101122h21m07s103.png) Still too respectable for this movie. (http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6540/png2011101122h21m20s234.png) Pictured - Pervert. (http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5811/png2011101122h21m54s62.png) Someone has to keep score.
End of part one.
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Post by: oohhboy on October 11, 2011, 07:52:50 AM
Part 2 of ?
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5228/png2011101122h24m51s40.png) "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK THIS QUESTION? DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A DEAD ****** STORAGE?!?" (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8668/png2011101122h40m41s70.png) "Dude, come on" . Looks a lot like Richard "Ringo" Langly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Langly) (http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/3843/png2011101122h40m53s186.png) "This is normal" (http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/221/png2011101122h43m49s154.png) Chet Pussy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] Chet Pussy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! (http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/599/png2011101122h47m32s81.png) Not getting his own movie for another 14 years. (http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/8976/png2011101122h50m05s80.png) Not a Chekhov's gun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekhov%27s_gun). (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2346/png2011101123h00m11s250.png) **** just got REAL.
End of part 2 of ?
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Post by: oohhboy on October 11, 2011, 08:09:33 AM
Part 3 of #
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/310/png2011101123h00m43s57.png) "I don't have any more lines and my perversion is wearing thin" (http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1228/png2011101123h01m50s220.png) I am not sure how any of this works. Not shown - Lots of sweater puppies. (http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3186/png2011101123h02m30s99.png) Do not open the Ark. (http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3735/png2011101123h02m48s26.png) Dead chick storage. (http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5305/png2011101123h04m22s202.png) I have nothing to say that this picture already hasn't said. (http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/3396/png2011101123h05m26s72.png) Kalima! (http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/2448/png2011101123h07m43s159.png) This band seriously makes no sense what so ever. (http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/7243/png2011101123h09m15s57.png) Pictured - No longer a pervert (http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6620/png2011101123h18m43s101.png) "I was in Nam and this is giving me flashbacks. You weren't there man, you don't know what it was like. Don't you DARE tell me you know because you can't" (http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5355/png2011101123h48m02s32.png) Wheres Mother Fucking Blade when you need him. (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8183/png2011101123h48m12s130.png) A surprisingly good shot.
End of Part 3 of #
Next last part!
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Post by: oohhboy on October 11, 2011, 08:23:11 AM
From Dusk Till Dawn - the last encounter: Until the weird sequals
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4313/png2011101123h50m16s93.png) Weapons (http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3361/png2011101123h50m32s248.png) More weapons (http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1542/png2011101123h50m35s22.png) Always use protection (http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1517/png2011101123h50m41s84.png) Not a weapon. He like injures two vamps with this thing until it becomes literal dead weight. (http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2120/png2011101123h57m24s19.png) Too stupid to live. (http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/9852/png2011101200h00m03s73.png) Dance bitches dance. (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/605/png2011101200h00m45s239.png) Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): [talking about the Titty Twister] You've never been here before? Carlos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): No. I drove by it a couple of times. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops and it's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are. Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): Well since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, that girl's entire fucking family is dead! Carlos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): What, were they psychos? Or... Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are! Carlos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): Seth, how can I make it up to you? Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): Can't make it up to me Carlos. I tell you, you can't do it. Can't make it up! [has second thoughts on Carlos' deal] Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): 15%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start. Carlos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): 28. Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/): My brother's gone, you understand that? He is gone, and he is not coming back, and that is your fault. 20. Seth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/), Carlos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001507/): [shake on deal] 25. (http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6736/png2011101200h01m15s25.png) "**** man, the audience is as confused about all this as I am. Aw man, I mean, just what the **** happened. First we are killing cops, setting people on fire, raping whales then we have this Vampire ****. At least they didn't sparkle and the popcorn was good."
Thank you for watching and please place your litter in the bins provided on your way out.
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Post by: Ceric on October 11, 2011, 10:13:05 AM
Ok, its official you guys have a lot more time then I do.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 11, 2011, 12:06:55 PM
It's not that time consuming to print screen a few photos.... especially when you have all week to stretch it out.
a 2hr movie just instead becomes a 2.5-3hr movie depending on how quickly you can crop and save.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 11, 2011, 03:25:37 PM
Nobody noticed anything weird in any of my screencaps... right?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
Other than there being color in one (which was explained) & the funny looking helicopter. Nope. But I've never seen that movie before (because it's B&W and really old), so I probably wouldn't notice anythign out of the ordinary unless it was really obvious.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 11, 2011, 05:56:28 PM
yeah i watched Them! before out of boredom, i just loved when they are in the LA river and then they trek into the sewers, that was some good ****.
years later they would film Terminator 2 in the same spot
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 11, 2011, 06:22:43 PM
Other than there being color in one (which was explained) & the funny looking helicopter. Nope. But I've never seen that movie before (because it's B&W and really old), so I probably wouldn't notice anythign out of the ordinary unless it was really obvious.
I photoshopped something completely silly in and NOBODY has noticed!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 11, 2011, 09:36:49 PM
This egghead thinks he's got it figured out, but he's going to save the surprise. (http://i.imgur.com/RFauq.jpg)
You did such a good jobs, nobody steven noticed
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Post by: oohhboy on October 11, 2011, 09:38:39 PM
Oh I found it. It's subtle as hell and in B&W doesn't help. Besides we see that so often every day I think we mentally filter out noise like that.
Apple Laptop
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 11, 2011, 11:16:01 PM
Yeah, I was watching the movie and thought he was on a laptop and it didn't even mentally register that that would be weird. Then it turned out to be a clipboard or something and my mind was blown.
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Post by: Ceric on October 12, 2011, 12:08:36 PM
I figured he was holding an envelope with the letter it contained behind him. I didn't even notice the Apple looking at those pictures the first time.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 12, 2011, 07:18:43 PM
hahah, when i was watching boardwalk empire I was thinking about what would happen if 5 regular people traveled to the 1920s with various modern gadgets, I wonder how powerful they could become. I had been applying this idea to the middle ages like your typical yankee in king arthurs court plotline, but the 1920s seem like an era when you could really take advantage of your techno-superiority. Most things wouldnt work without some sort of internet, but just having built in cameras into devices.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 12, 2011, 07:36:22 PM
A modern Smart phone wouldn't work as a phone or GPS, or web browser, but if you had the projector attachment and a shitload of movies (on your 64TB SD card), you could tell and sell some of the wildest tales ever. Also being able to record video and play it back would sell them that all the movies are filmed by you as you witnessed them... Sound/video recording & playback, Pictures w/ flash. Photoshop on your phone (OMG ARE YOU A WIZARD!!?), movies, music, flashlight, GAMES!!! the future will be put on hold once everyone is lining up and paying you to play AngryBirds!! Your calendar, alarm, notepad, clock.
and that's all just from one device.
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Post by: Stogi on October 12, 2011, 08:56:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GGVoT.jpg)
Barbara Hershey needs to get out of the shot
(http://i.imgur.com/NKzSS.jpg)
"I'm talking about the Man in the Mirror...I'm asking him to change his ways..."
(http://i.imgur.com/OLsSh.jpg)
Been there....
(http://i.imgur.com/uY93W.jpg)
Either this kid is actually fucked up or he is devoted not to go to school. Faking a coma...that's bad ass.
(http://i.imgur.com/Gh7km.jpg)
"I'm sorry. Your son....he has aids."
"That causes comas?"
"No..."
(http://i.imgur.com/QmMGI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xtteu.jpg)
"Hey Kid...yeah you! How would you like to be in a movie?"
"Wowee, mister. Of course I would. What do I have to do?"
"All you have to do is act like your asleep. Now hop into my van."
(http://i.imgur.com/o6LVs.jpg)
:::: From a scene in House M.D. ::::
Wilson: You gonna eat your steak.
House: No it's too bloody for me.
Wilson: Really? If I didn't have to cook it, I'd eat it raw.
House: Eat it raw.....*House epiphany face*
(http://i.imgur.com/WWYuq.jpg)
Shang Tsung makes his cameo appereance
(http://i.imgur.com/sBIst.jpg)
Probably the scariest face in the movie.
(http://i.imgur.com/ew12B.jpg)
So I moved into a new house and what do I see?
(http://i.imgur.com/hmYuo.jpg)
A little boy dancing in my living room. Lovely.
At least it's better than the Shang Tsung wanna be.
(http://i.imgur.com/4rJt6.jpg)
Possibly the best line in the movie:
"I think I've heard this joke before. A man comes home to find his wife and a priest...."
(http://i.imgur.com/KJPm9.jpg)
"Well I hope you didn't pay that priest, cuz there was totally a dude pointing towards our son."
"Really, what did he look like?"
"I don't know. I pissed myself before I knew what happened."
(http://i.imgur.com/Sjnnc.jpg)
"What? Is there something on my face?"
(http://i.imgur.com/xa5sQ.jpg)
Kinda looks like my room after a hell of a party. Yes, with the kid and all.
(http://i.imgur.com/3xDng.jpg)
Who you gonna call? The Amish Ghostbusters of course.
(http://i.imgur.com/Addpd.jpg)
Whoa it's like that show about that acid trip when I was on that acid trip.
(http://i.imgur.com/8B0Ve.jpg)
Uhhh....you guys are in my way.
(http://i.imgur.com/t84e3.jpg)
Oh now your just being dicks!
(http://i.imgur.com/0klxm.jpg)
This dude is just hanging out in the attic looking at microfilms of porn.
(http://i.imgur.com/0KDUa.jpg)
Uhh....why is no one helping me!
(http://i.imgur.com/uYmJG.jpg)
Fat guy on the couch is having trouble getting comfortable.
(http://i.imgur.com/E9B1L.jpg)
If those hands weren't so decrepit, that looks like the best massage parlor ever. Just look at his face!
(http://i.imgur.com/Br7wY.jpg)
Now it's definitely one the best massage parlors ever. Feel so good you have to choke a bitch.
(http://i.imgur.com/XkPh8.jpg)
Every wife's worst nightmare....finding the camera that was suppose to be hidden.
(http://i.imgur.com/L5H67.jpg)
Instead of neked infidelity we have a self portrait....weak.
(http://i.imgur.com/IGSNb.jpg)
This just got interesting.
(http://i.imgur.com/eivFD.jpg)
Whatcha looking at?
(http://i.imgur.com/aqHVe.jpg)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 12, 2011, 09:57:39 PM
So, was anyone you watched with scared in the slightest?
I thought at best it was a little creepy till they revealed what was going on. Then it just got a little weird and then a lot of stupid. I think I reviewed it in the movie thread somewhere.
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Post by: Stogi on October 12, 2011, 10:02:58 PM
Not really. Only at a couple spots.
She was freaked out when there was someone standing behind the crib. Also, when the mom was telling a story about the crazy guy in Dalton's room, but especially when he shows up right behind his Dad's head.
Honestly that scene when he pops up freaked me out too. That was it though. We spent the rest of time just laughing at it.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 13, 2011, 02:46:02 AM
i didnt find Insidious scary, but I found it entertaining. The first time I watched it I walked out of the room for 30 minutes out of boredom for the first 5 minutes, but then when I got back in **** was getting good. It got all inception meets ghost busters.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 13, 2011, 03:39:18 PM
The thing can take many shapes, it absorbs its victims and imitates them (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/kirby_071220a-l.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/MarioKirby.jpg)
This is Snake......err R J MacReady (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/snaaaake2.jpg)
MacReady has a funny hat that he wears when he goes helicopter piloting (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/3a.jpg)
MacReady likes to solve his problem 2 ways, Fire or Booze (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/55a.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/alcohol.jpg)
problem Macready loses to a computer chess (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/chess.jpg) Booze (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/checkmatemyass.jpg)
problem Coping with having been in the Vietnam war Booze (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/39.jpg)
problem A rabid thing taking the shape of a dog (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/20.jpg) Fire by gun (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/24.jpg)
problem the thing taking the shape of bennings (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/43.jpg) Fire (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/44.jpg)
problem being accused of being the thing (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/50.jpg) Fire
problem the thing taking the form of Norris (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/52.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/53.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/55.jpg) Fire (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/56.jpg)
problem norris head crawling off the table and growing legs (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/57.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/58.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/60.jpg) Fire (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/61.jpg)
problem clark charging him with a knife (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/62a.jpg) Fire by gun
problem figuring out whose the thing and whose not (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/63.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/64.jpg) Fire (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/65.jpg)
problem the thing taking the form of Palmer and Scaring the **** out of everyone (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/66ab2.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/65a.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/66.jpg) Fire (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/67.jpg)
problem the thing taking the form of Blair and killing Nauls and Gary (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/70.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/71.jpg) (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/72.jpg) Fire (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/74.jpg)
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Post by: ThePerm on October 14, 2011, 03:10:23 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/6.jpg) I wonder what happened here (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/7.jpg) I don't think we'll know for sure until 2011 (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/8.jpg) this guy had a bad day (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/9.jpg) I like Mary Elizebeth Winstead Yeah I did Death Proof with her (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/10.jpg) but remakes are bad, all hollywood does is make remakes (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/11.jpg) this is a remake
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/32.jpg) so norwegions find the thing first (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/33.jpg) yeah thats right (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/34.jpg) along with a huge space ship (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/thethingMFT/35.jpg) interesting... i'd watch that
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Post by: ThePerm on October 14, 2011, 03:20:40 AM
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Just so that everyone is aware, I updated the OP.
We have done 25 different movies now that The Perm has done movie #15 (that no one ever actually MFT'd).
I also reset the Poll since the #1 movie in the poll was Dead Alive, and Morari just MFT'd it last week. The majority of movies in the poll now are mostly Horror, but that's likely because horror lends itself to being made fun of more easily than most other genres.
But that complete's the 1st 2 weeks of October, and we have 2 weeks more to go. A Bag full of applauds have been handed out to all participants so far, and maybe we can do this again with other holiday related movie sessions.
Are there any Thanksgiving movies for us to even make fun of?
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Post by: ThePerm on October 15, 2011, 01:38:41 AM
if only Eli Roth would make Thanksgiving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE7tyW8CYXs
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Post by: oohhboy on October 15, 2011, 02:39:13 AM
Is AVP2 a "Horror" movie? I haven't seen it yet so I would be doing it blind if it is an acceptable choice. Lesbian Vampire Killers I can also do as an alternate, also blind.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 15, 2011, 03:53:35 AM
This upcoming Wednesday good for you? Not sure if Morari was down for another or not.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 16, 2011, 07:08:54 PM
I got a surprise for my next blurb, stay tuned :3
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 16, 2011, 08:26:50 PM
I don't mean to go off topic in here or whatever, but you should watch all 11 of these movies (http://www.ugo.com/movies/most-disgusting-horror-movies). I've seen about half of them and plan on watching the rest soon.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 16, 2011, 09:26:33 PM
I've seen 5 of those, have a sixth (zombie, which I plan to MFT during the next two weeks)& there was one more on there that I had already planned to watch.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 12:21:58 AM
:adjust antenna and tunes the dials.... then smacks side of TV::
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Post by: Stogi on October 17, 2011, 12:39:31 AM
Is it cool if I do the Fourth Kind on Wednesday? I haven't seen it but it scared the **** out of my older brother. He's kind of a pansy though when it comes to scary movies.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 12:43:00 AM
Why wouldn't it be.
I've "seen" it but I don't remember too much about it. I think I fell asleep somewhere in the middle (watched it on the late late nite), so you recapping it for me sounds good.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 17, 2011, 01:11:11 AM
yeah, I didn't like the 4th kind so much, so rip it apart with an MFT!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 02:38:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OBVoL.jpg) I've seen this movie a long ass time ago... on TNT I think. Hopefully it's as bad in a good way... or good in a bad way as I remember it :p
Alright, we start off in a lab with a chick in desperate need of a makeover selling access to a news reporter the the animals they test on for only $500.
I don't see how this could go wrong at all. I mean even the monkey with a bloody diaper looks ecstatic about it (http://i53.tinypic.com/9amonm.jpg) "Como se dice creepy looking monkey?"
It's early in the movie, but let's play a little game called "WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!?"
Scenario: Large cage that housed (as of yet) unknown animal that was dangerous enough to need a tracking collar/terrorist suicide belt has somehow gotten out of it's cage and taken off the collar. (http://i51.tinypic.com/2uzqxox.jpg) What would you do? A) Immediately notify security that a potentially angry/dangerous lab animal has escaped?
B) Arm yourself with tranquilizers just incase said animal shows up in the lab somewhere? or C) Inspect the inside of the cage a lttle bit closer... just incase the large animal is hiding somewhere inside?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 02:55:12 PM
SURPRISE!!!!! The answer was C (http://i55.tinypic.com/359ads8.jpg) because apparently sometimes you just never know... (http://i52.tinypic.com/igewz7.jpg) You look terrified monkey.... bad experience?
(http://i56.tinypic.com/sgj0bk.jpg) It's not rape if you look and sound like you enjoyed it right?
But it's a good thing someone had the good sense to go with option B (http://i54.tinypic.com/2rr1mya.jpg)
Damn, this reporter chicks camera is SOOO BIG "How Big Is It?" It's so big that I don't think it would be allowed as carry-on luggage, she would have to check that baggage... (http://i52.tinypic.com/1115iea.jpg) crickets.wav (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=crickets)
Ok, ok ok. Let me try again.
That reporter chicks camera is SOOO BIG... "How Big Is It!?" That if she held it between her legs and dangled it around, Morari would actually get excited :P: http://instantapplause.com/Sound/?id=75 (http://instantapplause.com/Sound/?id=75)
You know this would be considered window shopping in certain parts of China and Indonesia ;) (http://i51.tinypic.com/zje2qd.jpg) Random Villager says: "Mmmmm Braaaaains!!"
It's hard to tell during the scene (so I didn't screen cap it), but I think this lab actually has a Lion a Tiger and a Bear!! Oh My!!
But those reporter chicks better get out of there because the main scientist guy is coming!!!! Atleast now we know who was wearing that tracking collar/terrorist suicide belt from earlier (http://i52.tinypic.com/1zfj3va.jpg) everybody meet Max, Max this is everybody!! "RAWRF"
Oh ****! it's security!! everybody run!! ...nevermind. Max took him out, but he didn't kill him.
Kill Count: Max = 1 (the lab assistant, not the security guard)
Oh ****! It's the scientist guy! Everybody Run!!
Max will get 'em... or maybe not. Sit booboo sit... good boy! haha J/k
Run Max Run!!!
through the grate, into the parking lot and right into the back seat of the reporters car....
Looks like it's time for another round of "What Would You Do!?"
Scenario: You are a reporter who just broke into an animal testing lab and accidentally freed a dog with a tracker/bomb collar attached to it. This dog broke out of the lab, in in the hurry to get off the premises, has jumped into your car before even you do.
What would you do? A) hop in to car with the dog, no seconds thoughts, caution to the wind and drive away
B) command the dog to get out, but ultimately just drive away to not get caught regardless of if the dog got out or not or C) GTFO out the car and let the scientist guy have the dog back. Safety First. Freedom Second.
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Post by: Stogi on October 17, 2011, 03:07:42 PM
I laughed at the Morari joke.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 03:10:55 PM
Well they chose option B... but it turned out to be a pretty good idea just a few moments later. Turns out this dog is pretty damn smart. They get mugged and felt-up in the parking lot of a grocery store and the mugger decided to taunt the dog
Mugger: "you wanna watch me mutt!? WOOF".
Max apparently didn't want to watch, and the way the mugger said "woof" must have been quite offensive, because Max just unlocked the car door, hopped out of the car and chased the mugger down. cue bennyhill.mp3 (http://i53.tinypic.com/2i94lh.jpg) and then returned with her purse. I'm starting to think this dog is even smarter than I thought. He obviously has an alterior motive. What better way to get a woman to take you home, rub you down and then let you watch her take a shower...? That's a good boy Max.
And I know dogs like to mark their territory, but damn this dog is protective. I think it's real clear what this dog wants ;) (http://i52.tinypic.com/2n7l14.jpg) and he's not gonna let something minor like her boyfriend get in the way of what is rightfully his (http://i51.tinypic.com/rll0dz.jpg)
Uh Oh, I think the Paperbiy is gonna realize that this isn't a game... To be fair though, he did apologize (http://i53.tinypic.com/2w5j2c9.jpg) and then he apologized some more... and because of that, he got spared like a tire. :cool;
Oh No, looks like this tramp has found a new lady (http://i55.tinypic.com/2mg8hmh.jpg) Or you could say that this dog has found a new bitch. and boy will she be impressed when she finds out (like I just did) that Max is a genetic masterpiece of ALL the most desired traits of every creature in the Animal Kingdom, such as Eyesight of an own, speed of a cheetah, strength and agility of a tiger, camoflage of a chameleon.... yes camoflage of a freaking chameleon AND the ability to climb trees. I'm sure there are more secrets traits that Max has, but those are just the ones listed so far. Oh.. and enters the neighborhood's bad cat. Gee, I wonder if there is gonna be a conflict between this genetic X-Dog and this poor little kitty cat that like to scratch people "there goes whatshername's cat!!" "I hate that cat, she always tries to scratch me!" That's all the convincing I need to hate the cat too... let's unpause the movie and see what happens next.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 03:21:01 PM
Noo kitty, don't run up the tree!!! Weren't you paying attention to the last scene!? (http://i52.tinypic.com/2aacy1f.jpg) And definitely don't say that.... oh gawd, this isn't gonna end well is it!? (http://i53.tinypic.com/14mufsl.jpg) Nope.... certainly not. I hope that cat has a few of it's 9 lives left... Hawt Damn Max!! (http://i54.tinypic.com/2rwvzae.jpg) Who taught you how to eat pussy like that!!? That new "Lady" of your is gonna be real impressed when you show her that. ;) ::pulls out notepad and takes notes:: (http://i.imgur.com/NtG04.png)
That dog is too damn smart and too over protective. he cut the brakes on the reporter chick's boyfriends car Crazy Dog. An unsuccessful attempt at ridding himself of the competition. Good try though Max, but he didn't deserve it.
And poor Lassie(I forgot the girl dogs name already, so i'll just keep referring to her as Lassie), Max just broke into her house and chased her upstairs. (Mood music is playing in the background... I think it's RAPE TIME!!! biotch) but it looks like she was ready for him (http://i52.tinypic.com/2im2f4z.jpg) or was she? (http://i52.tinypic.com/igewz7.jpg) Let's just say that wasn't a rape whistle we heard just now..... 0_o
Stupid stupid Mailman... thought he could pepper spray max and then walk away. This dog has acid pee for crying out loud... do you really think some pepperspray is gonna phase him?
Run Mailman Run!! (http://i52.tinypic.com/34sf7uq.jpg) Well that brings Max's confirmed kill count up to 4 now The Lab Assistant, the Mugger, The Cat & The Mailman. Let's have a moment of silence please..... (while Max buries the mailman under the porch)
Kill Count: Max - 4
# of bodies found: 0
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 03:33:53 PM
Now the boyfriend found out that Max cut his brake lines... he decided to exact his revenge by attempting to poison the dog. Max didn't fall for it. the poor foul mothed parrot gets the short end of the stick since the boyfriend got away... Kill count is now upto 5
Now she gave the dog to Ray the Junkyard owner.... who clocked Max upside the back of his head with a shovel the moment she (the reporter) left... Max came to chained to a pole weighted down by an engine and some other junk. Max got loose and Ray burned his face with an acetylene torch... I think the kill count is about to hit +1
Ray sure had some balls to do what he he did. Unfortunately for Ray.... (http://i52.tinypic.com/2pqw081.jpg) he doesn't have them anymore Kill Count is now 6
Max is back!! (http://i51.tinypic.com/30wm61t.jpg) and don't think that he forgot about the Boyfriend trying to poison him... and he already replaced him with a puppy (who likes to play with electrical cord plugs) too. shall we mark Max down for another +1?
Let it be known that it is possible to reason with a dog BF: "Ok, just take it easy Max" max: growwwwwwl BF: "Max, you came after me first, so let's just call it even and be friends"
Long story short, Max didn't kill him. For he is a Merciful God Dog! Instead, he just knocked him out and.... (http://i54.tinypic.com/33aa0kk.jpg) pissed acid in his mouth and face.
The police are onto Max, but he's too quick for them and their bad aim, so who do you call :music; When there''s a mutant dog, loose in your neighbor hood who you gonna call!? The Dog Catchers!! :music; (http://i56.tinypic.com/291cj6c.jpg) But what these guys didn't know, was that it was the dog that trapped them in the garage.... and that he just camoflaged himself.
Grave Marker for 2?
Not this time, but something tells me they won't be reporting to work tomorrow. I wouldn't blame them if they quit in the morning.
A cop found the mailman under the stairs.... Max found the cop... Kill count is now 7
Reporter came out to find out what was going on outside.... another dead cop in his car Kill Count is now 8
This is one crazy dog. There is no escaping him. (http://i56.tinypic.com/2dujp8m.jpg) They even flipped the damn car with the dog halfway through the windsheild... and he gets up and walks away. Which animals genetic code allowed him to do that?
The way this dog is running through ventilation ducts and vents, then zipping around the dark room the way he was, I think they spliced some Aliens DNA into this dog too.
The Kill Count is now up to 9 (the Scientist Guy), but I have to give credit to the new Puppy on this one, with the dying assist by Max.
Max knocked him through an upstairs window as the scientist shot Max with a Shotgun, the scientist landed on a metal cage... the puppy, who has a thing for plugs, plugged something in that electrocuted the scientist till he was dead.
Max = 8 Puppy = 1 Total Kill Count = 9 (http://i51.tinypic.com/245lv.jpg) But Max shall live on through his children since Lassie just had a litter. (http://i56.tinypic.com/2ch6ljo.jpg) I hope they name him Cujo The End
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 17, 2011, 03:37:25 PM
haha, I just added that joke in right now when posting this super long MFT. I did the whole thing late last night while i was up copying some discs for a friend, so a lot of editing needed to be done. That gave room for lots of extra commentary as I read through the whole thing. That extra joke was one of them.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 17, 2011, 05:45:35 PM
"I'm looking for a movie with no plot, no character development, violence only."
FINAL DESTINATION!
This is the 4th movie, "The Final Destination" ... it's also the first one in 3D, so a lot of stuff flies at you. At least it's better than Journey to the Center of the Earth, **** that movie.
Like I said, there's about zero plot. It's basically 90 minutes of people dying in almost cartoonish accidents. Just like the first three. I heard the 5th one actually goes somewhere, but I haven't seen it!
These jerks go to the race: (http://i.imgur.com/083hC.jpg)
The one kid has a vision of everyone there dying a gruesome, improbable death! So they GTFO. But I guess the way things work, they're fated to die anyway. (http://i.imgur.com/T0GeF.jpg)
lol (http://i.imgur.com/s8G09.jpg)
The redneck somehow sets himself on fire and drags himself down the street with his own towtruck. It's hard not to laugh. (http://i.imgur.com/PJqOS.jpg)
The roflcopter has landed. (http://i.imgur.com/eDJF2.jpg)
BLEAOUGHRARHLF (http://i.imgur.com/54S9V.jpg)
Anyway, a while ago I got some video editing software and reworked the soundtrack for the zaniest scene in the movie. The youtube copyright sniffer blew it up when I tried to upload it, but fortunately for you I just hurfed it up here:
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 18, 2011, 06:34:43 PM
That music made that scene that much better.
[applaud] (as if I haven't given you enough already ;))
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Post by: Stogi on October 18, 2011, 06:46:23 PM
Wow Super. You out did yourself. It's strange how that music could be both funny and intense at the same time.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 18, 2011, 08:07:50 PM
You know, I saw it in the theater when it came out and that music popped into my head the minute that scene started. It was just too goofy.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 18, 2011, 08:51:52 PM
goddamn thats inspirational Super, maybe I should have a jazz band for "Fungus"
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Post by: oohhboy on October 18, 2011, 09:08:47 PM
Besides the awesome music guess what I found the funnest? A full movie theater. Never, ever have I ever seen a full one, ever, outside of the movies.
I kept wondering why he couldn't pull her up. He didn't seem excessively weak nor the chick heavy(Good waste of a Redhead). It must have been the fact he was on fire the whole time or something. That elevation scene made no sense. Why is she throwing up blood when it was her foot that got crushed. Why does that thing still have power? Why didn't it seize up with chucks of it's own stairs?
I guess some body looked up "Korean Fane Death".
Damn thing is that it TFD would be a cartoon if it wasn't people dying. Also while I tend not to watch horror movies.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 18, 2011, 09:22:36 PM
I love horror movies because most of them are so bad and unbelievable.
I sift through Netflix, and it's hard to find a Horror movie rated above 3 stars with the most common being 2-2.5. The characters are usually unrealistic, they usually make repeatedly dumb decisions & always make stupid mistakes.
I want to make a horror movie about a group of early 20's who also love these horror movies and start off talking about the same things I just mentioned above. Your smarter than average group of stimulant addicted, sex craved youth who then find themselves in a very similar situation to the ones they've been criticizing the whole time, only to find out that they end up doing alot of the same **** in a high stress, life or death, no time to think scenario. It would sort of be a self-aware parody in the way that the original Scream trilogy was.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 18, 2011, 09:30:54 PM
iv seen a full one, Harry Potter movies, transformers 1, the dark knight, Terminator 2, and Revenge of the Sith..there was a gigantic line for Revenge of the Sith, also Revenge of the Sith they let us in like 45 minutes early, and then I got to test out DS pictochat. Of course Oohboy your in NZ and the population is like the least dense of any place. So yeah.
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Post by: Stogi on October 18, 2011, 10:18:05 PM
I love horror movies because most of them are so bad and unbelievable.
I sift through Netflix, and it's hard to find a Horror movie rated above 3 stars with the most common being 2-2.5. The characters are usually unrealistic, they usually make repeatedly dumb decisions & always make stupid mistakes.
I want to make a horror movie about a group of early 20's who also love these horror movies and start off talking about the same things I just mentioned above. Your smarter than average group of stimulant addicted, sex craved youth who then find themselves in a very similar situation to the ones they've been criticizing the whole time, only to find out that they end up doing alot of the same **** in a high stress, life or death, no time to think scenario. It would sort of be a self-aware parody in the way that the original Scream trilogy was.
That sounds great, except I think they shouldn't retread movie cliches and instead succeed against their foes so it's more like a Home Alone thing.
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Post by: ThePerm on October 18, 2011, 10:23:00 PM
iv thought about that, sometime my friends would be driving around and we'd joke "this is how horror movies start" especially Evil Dead
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 18, 2011, 10:23:21 PM
Around here, big movies are packed on opening weekend and fall off pretty quick unless they're like one of the two biggest movies of the year.
Being in a full theater for Paranormal Activity several times was the best thing, reactions to that movie were so good!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 18, 2011, 11:00:01 PM
I love horror movies because most of them are so bad and unbelievable.
I sift through Netflix, and it's hard to find a Horror movie rated above 3 stars with the most common being 2-2.5. The characters are usually unrealistic, they usually make repeatedly dumb decisions & always make stupid mistakes.
I want to make a horror movie about a group of early 20's who also love these horror movies and start off talking about the same things I just mentioned above. Your smarter than average group of stimulant addicted, sex craved youth who then find themselves in a very similar situation to the ones they've been criticizing the whole time, only to find out that they end up doing alot of the same **** in a high stress, life or death, no time to think scenario. It would sort of be a self-aware parody in the way that the original Scream trilogy was.
That sounds great, except I think they shouldn't retread movie cliches and instead succeed against their foes so it's more like a Home Alone thing.
The way I pictured it was the "main critic" (who is a black guy of course), was the one that stop his friends from being "that character" in the movie.
i.e. He purposely hung a little back while they were running away. The white girl trips and falls, her BF stops, and starts to turn around to come back and get her, but he ("MC") comes along and helps her up, without breaking stride, since he was pretty much right behind her anyway.
You could also throw in some Final Destination-like premonitions, but instead of seeing the future ahead of time, it would be more like seeing what would have happened if "Main Critic" hadn't stepped in and interfered with natural selection during tense LoD situation were stupid decisions are made. (this will provide all the gore that isn't really happening, since "Main Critic" is doing a pretty damn good job of not letting everyone be cliche to the typic horror movie)
i.e. Guy forgets something trivial in the house, decides that it's important enough to back for. Just before he steps back in the house "Main Critic" grabs him by the arm and says that they'll get it later or buy a new one or something and leads him away from the house in a hurry. ::cut to scene showing guy walking in the house (since no one stopped him) and grabbing his item only to be confronted by villain and violently dismembered. ::Now cut back to Villain in the house visibly getting frustrated when all the flesh puppets aren't doing what they are supposed to do in a normal horror movie.
Just before the end of the movie they will take out the villain with a bullet to the chest & just as they are about to walk away, "Main Critic" comes back and double taps 2 to the forehead just to make sure. In the end, the only mistake that is made is that they thought it was just one guy, but it was actually several different guys, and that's how he always seemed to keep up with them. and that should set it up for a possible sequel.
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Post by: Ceric on October 19, 2011, 11:09:06 AM
That would be entertaining I'd watch it.
I'm this Friday, right?
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Post by: EasyCure on October 19, 2011, 12:51:15 PM
I voted, but didn't break the tie. ****.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 19, 2011, 01:39:59 PM
& I like to think my movie idea is Scream meets Friday the 13th meets Final Destination. I should start writing that script.
Yeah..I was about to say it sounds like Scream a bit. Where all the characters are well versed in scary movie protocol.
If you write the first act, i'll right the second.
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Post by: Ceric on October 19, 2011, 03:39:26 PM
I can then tear to pieces and make stupid suggestion like:
"I think this character should have a pet rock. Who we find out is really behind all the killings in the end." or "This characters nails need to be 1 inch longer."
To get that real mainstream studio feel.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 19, 2011, 07:18:00 PM
& I like to think my movie idea is Scream meets Friday the 13th meets Final Destination. I should start writing that script.
Yeah..I was about to say it sounds like Scream a bit. Where all the characters are well versed in scary movie protocol.
If you write the first act, i'll right the second.
Dammit, now I'm gonna feel obligated to make this a reality instead of one of the 1000's of back burner projects that never actually get started.
Let me try and put together a script outline of some sort (maybe this weekend) and then we can start a private googledocs file where we can flesh out the movie and work on characters, dialog & plot points.
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Post by: Stogi on October 19, 2011, 07:23:48 PM
Hahaha I just finished that Walk Wit a Wattle Beat but it's too....I don't know...serious? It's dope though, but I'm gonna try again.
I can't do my MFT tonight. I changed my plans since I got a friend visiting. I'll get to it when I have the chance.
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Post by: Ceric on October 21, 2011, 10:31:31 PM
I'm about Halfway through mine. I've watched the movie. I've got about 75% of the Pictures. 100% of the Bad Jokes. None of the uploading or post written. So I'll probably be up around Sunday. I have some things I need to do.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 24, 2011, 03:28:51 PM
Since no one has done a Halloween Horror MFT since last Monday, I guess I can find some time to do another sometime today.
I've watched a shitload of horror movies this month, so I have a few options I could go back over: I Saw The Devil, Spellbinder, One Eyed Monster, Troll Hunter, Dance of the Dead, Rogue, Quarantine 2: Terminal, Scream 4 and a few others that aren't crossing my mind right at this moment.
I also have a few more that I planned on watching like Zombie, Body Parts and whatever is currently streaming on Netflix and in my Instant Queue.
So I can choose from one of those... (most likely Zombie) unless someone suggest something I find more interesting first.
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Post by: King of Twitch on June 21, 2012, 03:00:51 AM
The Hallmark Channel is doing a MURDER, SHE WROTE (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086765/) marathon this SATURDAY, JUNE 23 from midnight-10pm.
The schedule and synopses follow below:
12:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - While in Seattle lecturing at the university, Jessica is convinced that the young man she hired as her secretary is not a killer.
01:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - Jessica helps a most unconventional neighbor who is accused of murdering his former partner with one of his inventions.
02:00 AM Bailey's Mistake - A widow and her children arrive at the mysterious island where her late husband had secretly purchased property. Stars Linda Hamilton and Joan Plowright.
04:00 AM Family Plan - Charlie MacKenzie is a dedicated career woman who must lie about having a family in order to land her dream job. Charlie gets the job, but when her new boss moves in next door, Charlie must hire an actor to play her husband and borrow her best friend's teenage daughter to act as her own child. Stars Tori Spelling, Jordan Bridges and Greg Germann.
06:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - When Jessica's niece receives a gift from her grandfather, who was thought dead, she asks her aunt to find him. Jessica follows a trail to a small-town circus beset by accidents and murder.
07:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - Neil confesses to the crime, but Jessica believes that he didn't do it.
08:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - Jessica's old rival, Eudora, shows up with a smile and a gift, but everyone knows she is up to no good.
09:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes, but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.
10:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - An Irish ghost story becomes all too real when a killer tries to make a spirit of Jessica.
11:00 AM Murder, She Wrote - The luck of the Irish is with Jessica when she breaks out of a castle dungeon.
12:00 PM Murder, She Wrote: South By Southwest - Headed to a lecture by train, Jessica is sent on a mysterious journey after she has a brief encounter in the dining car with a woman who later vanishes. Stars Angela Lansbury and Mel Harris.
02:00 PM Murder She Wrote: The Last Free Man - Jessica Fletcher attends a lecture given by Cassandra Hawkins who is trying to clear the name of her ancestor Samuel Pinckney, a slave accused of killing a white plantation owner. Jessica’s investigation reveals that she herself is a descendant of Samuel’s owner and the mystery continues to intrigue both women. Stars Angela Lansbury and Phylicia Rashad.
04:00 PM Murder She Wrote: A Story to Die For - A former KGB agent is killed at the same writer’s conference Angela Fletcher is attending. Stars Angela Lansbury and Richard Crenna.
06:00 PM Murder, She Wrote: South By Southwest - Headed to a lecture by train, Jessica is sent on a mysterious journey after she has a brief encounter in the dining car with a woman who later vanishes. Stars Angela Lansbury and Mel Harris.
08:00 PM Murder She Wrote: The Last Free Man - Jessica Fletcher attends a lecture given by Cassandra Hawkins who is trying to clear the name of her ancestor Samuel Pinckney, a slave accused of killing a white plantation owner. Jessica’s investigation reveals that she herself is a descendant of Samuel’s owner and the mystery continues to intrigue both women. Stars Angela Lansbury and Phylicia Rashad.
10:00 PM Murder She Wrote: A Story to Die For - A former KGB agent is killed at the same writer’s conference Angela Fletcher is attending. Stars Angela Lansbury and Richard Crenna.
04:00 AM Family Plan - Charlie MacKenzie is a dedicated career woman who must lie about having a family in order to land her dream job. Charlie gets the job, but when her new boss moves in next door, Charlie must hire an actor to play her husband and borrow her best friend's teenage daughter to act as her own child. Stars Tori Spelling, Jordan Bridges and Greg Germann.
Pretty sure that's illegal hiring practices...also unless this job pays MILLIONS it seems cost-ineffective.
...what does this have to do with Murder She Wrote anyway? It does not involve the "She" of the title. There is no mention of "murder" and nobody is "writing" anything!
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Post by: ThePerm on July 01, 2012, 01:00:12 AM
more starship troopers stuff
make it work??
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Post by: ThePerm on July 02, 2012, 03:11:19 PM
fixed!
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Post by: oohhboy on July 02, 2012, 11:29:26 PM
The problem with most movie reviewers is one, they have a far too high opinion of themselves, and two, they forgot they were watching a Paul Verhoeven / Ed Neumeier film. The 2 one is complete shite, but the 3rd was pretty watchable dispite the cheapness, although it lacked the Verhoven touch. The propaganda elements in the 3rd were so in your face that you had to be blind, deaf and dumb to miss it.
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Post by: ThePerm on July 03, 2012, 02:10:21 AM
according to Neumeier they really intentionally made it subtle that it was commentary on dumb movies in the first one, though by the third one people would have really had time to figure that out. I remember I actually liked part 2, when i first watched it, but that was when it was new. I haven't seen it since, and i was kinda young then. So its hard to gauge if I had any real taste then. I do remember it being cheap, but that's about it. Also, the main character reminds me of Richard Hatch from survivor, and is also named Richard.
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Post by: Crimm on July 03, 2012, 08:03:06 PM
On consecutive weeks I've watched Birdemic and The Room.
I'm at a loss
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Post by: ThePerm on October 20, 2017, 05:36:34 AM
that takes dedication Crimm
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Post by: Stratos on October 26, 2017, 10:34:48 PM
Is this event returning? I voted for DareDevil because it is on Netflix last I checked. We should watch something together again.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 27, 2017, 12:48:33 AM
