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Analyst: 'Wedbush Morgan is like Vegas'
« on: March 11, 2009, 01:12:39 PM »
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=27618.0

NWR analyst Zap has claimed that Wedbush Morgan analysts are the "slut machine" of the investment banking firms masquerading as independent video game industry analysts.

The expert told NWR that the Wedbush Morgan audience is not "sophisticated enough" to comprehend whether the games they are buying compare favourably to titles like Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime 3, Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Smash Brothers Brawl, Art Style: ORBIENT, Boom Blox, Super Paper Mario, Wario Land: Shake It!, Mario Strikers Charged, Trauma Center: New Blood, Trauma Center: Second Opinion, World of Goo, Wii Fit, Excite Truck, Elite Beat Agents, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Advance Wars: Dual Strike, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, New Super Mario Bros., Nintendogs, or DK Jungle Climber.

Zap claimed that Wedbush Morgan analysts generally do not own a Wii or DS as well, which means that they buy games for the "same reason that people go to hookers: to blow exorbitant amounts of money on a few hours of high definition happiness."

He continued: "Prostitutes don't win a lot of humanitarian awards but they are approachable, they're consistent, and you know what they're going to serve you.

"Wedbush Morgan has become Las Vegas. Strategy Analytics is very much the high-end house of ill repute. And IGN is somewhere in between."
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Re: Analyst: 'Wedbush Morgan is like Vegas'
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 01:32:31 PM »
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Re: Analyst: 'Wedbush Morgan is like Vegas'
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Re: Analyst: 'Wedbush Morgan is like Vegas'
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 03:05:14 PM »
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Re: Analyst: 'Wedbush Morgan is like Vegas'
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 02:03:08 PM »
That's brilliant.
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Re: Analyst: 'Wedbush Morgan is like Vegas'
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 10:54:14 PM »
Screw Wedbush Morgan! I'd rather be screwing Morgan Webb though.
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