Topic: Staff Sez: Caption an E3 Screenshot!

[TalesOfFan]

A picture is a worth a thousand words in this week's Staff Sez.

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/roundtable/34652

Staff Sez starts with a single question posed to each of the NWR staffers, who are then challenged to snap back a simple, short response. This time the staff were challenged with coming up with a caption for an image of their choice from this year's E3.

Zack "Boy Wonder" Kaplan

Kirby will never lose weight...

James "No Zaku" Dawson

I can't think of anything G-rated to say...

Josh "Maximum Velocity" Max

On my mark, we release the hype.

Nicholas "Crocomire" Bray

Where is Samus you damn dirty ape!

James "Obscure Reference" Jones

Winner Mega Tran

Carmine "Burgundy" Red

Sonic Sez: sugary foods can taste good sometimes, but eating too much will give you cavities, make you tired, and even get you sick! That's no good!

Becky "Hollaback!" Hollada

This is clearly the face they meant when they said everyone was afraid of the Vikings.

[Ceric]

First:
"Eye's Front Mister"
Second:
"Yummy, Popsicle!"
Third:
"All Hail Iwata!"
Fourth:
"Dude Da Coppas.  Run!"
Fifth:
"I've got places to be.  Let me out of this Win Screen."
Sixth:
"Brought to you by Krispy Kreme.  We put the FUN in FUNdraising."
Seventh:
"Where did those Blasted Blue's Apes go?"

[PogueSquadron]

First: Even the Nintendo characters have seemingly lost their Balance Boards in the closet somewhere.