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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #975 on: March 15, 2010, 01:16:40 PM »
Ponyo
Well, that was different. Not your typical Miazaki movie. The backgrounds are crazy, and the "flooding" sequence is mind-blowing in its attention to detail. Great movie overall, though.

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #976 on: March 15, 2010, 05:53:02 PM »
Black Dynamite gets an A
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #977 on: March 15, 2010, 10:59:35 PM »
Game of Death 2/10

Yes, that's right. It is horrible... horrible. Like OMFG what were they thinking. I understand that they tried to make a movie out of the remnant footage of Bruce Lee before his death, but come on this is just ridiculous. I can't even imagine how bad Game of Death 2 is going to be. The only reason I rated this game 2 points is because there is at most 20 minutes of footage with the real Bruce Lee near the end of the movie.

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #978 on: March 16, 2010, 12:18:59 AM »
There's a movie that I want to review for this thread, but I would probably get banned for even posting the name of it. So i won't.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #979 on: March 16, 2010, 03:27:33 AM »
censor the name? just provide an IMDB link and review it on here.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #980 on: March 16, 2010, 08:54:41 AM »
There's a movie that I want to review for this thread, but I would probably get banned for even posting the name of it. So i won't.

It's one of those Michael Moore films or something, isn't it. What else could get you banned here? That or Broke Back Mountain.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #981 on: March 16, 2010, 12:25:20 PM »
It's most likely a porn with a very descriptive name like:
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #982 on: March 16, 2010, 01:55:30 PM »
Alice in Wonderland 3D - It was pretty good.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #983 on: March 16, 2010, 02:36:05 PM »
It's not porn or a Michael Moore movie, surprisingly, it is on IMDB though, but I think they slightly altered the name on the title.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #984 on: March 16, 2010, 02:49:44 PM »
It's not porn or a Michael Moore movie, surprisingly, it is on IMDB though, but I think they slightly altered the name on the title.

So if it's not political or about homosexuality, then it must be a religious film like Jesus Camp or something? If it's not religious, political or sexual then I have no idea what it could be.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #985 on: March 16, 2010, 08:09:43 PM »
It's not porn or a Michael Moore movie, surprisingly, it is on IMDB though, but I think they slightly altered the name on the title.

So if it's not political or about homosexuality, then it must be a religious film like Jesus Camp or something? If it's not religious, political or sexual then I have no idea what it could be.

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #986 on: March 16, 2010, 08:48:01 PM »
movie added, but did wiki need to spoil the entire movie without warning?

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #987 on: March 16, 2010, 08:53:38 PM »
movie added, but did wiki need to spoil the entire movie without warning?

Wiki does that.. lol
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #988 on: March 16, 2010, 09:00:50 PM »
Such unneeded prudishness. If that is the movie, it sounds a joke. Quite frankly, you don't have anything to worry about.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #989 on: March 16, 2010, 09:09:39 PM »
I didn't read the whole thing, I stopped about 2-3 words into the 5 sentence on the 2nd paragraph and then skipped to the bottom and realized they plotted the whole movie when it said "something something as the film ends"

It's a watch it now movie on Netflix, so it might make an interesting late nite movie.

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« Reply #990 on: March 16, 2010, 09:30:34 PM »
pretty good plotline if you ask me
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #991 on: March 16, 2010, 10:06:58 PM »
Not religious at all. I'm just saying if I typed the actual name of the title, I'd probably get banned (for several offenses).
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #992 on: March 16, 2010, 10:18:53 PM »
You've got me really curious; why don't you PM it to me.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #993 on: March 16, 2010, 10:21:23 PM »
You've got me really curious; why don't you PM it to me.
and then I'll probably post it.

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #994 on: March 16, 2010, 10:31:19 PM »
i google most offensive title name for a movie and this is what i got

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #995 on: March 17, 2010, 06:35:21 AM »
i google most offensive title name for a movie and this is what i got

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #996 on: March 17, 2010, 09:03:02 AM »
The attack on the Angel is significantly different now, with an emphasis on Shinji standing up and being a ****ing man, which if you know anything about the original series is a dramatic improvement.
What was the original again? Shinji shoots, misses, Rei then takes a bullet for him, Shinji shoots again, doesn't **** up for a change.

Sunshine
Inspired homage to cult hit Dark Star. 3/5
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loses two poinst for completely ridiculous premise. Gains a point for an Australian character saving the world.

Stardust
Hilarious parody of The Village; a witch searchs for the fountain of youth. 4/5
^ gains a point for Claire Danes looking utterly fucking amazing holy ****. I pretty much had an erection the entire time.

Evan Almighty
Gay 1/5
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Gains a point for Steve Carrol, loses a point for pro Christian message.

I Am Legend
The last dog on Manhattan island struggles to avoid catching an airbourne virus causing ultraviolet sensitivity and psychosis. 2/5
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Loses a point for Will Smith insisting on yet another unnessesary scene where he takes his shirt off. Yes William, you are muscly and paid to be so, we don't care.

The Departed
A psychologist grapples with the identity of her unborn child's father while an FBI informant finds himself tagged by local police. 6/5
^ Gains a point for Jack Nicholson.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #997 on: March 17, 2010, 10:05:26 AM »
The attack on the Angel is significantly different now, with an emphasis on Shinji standing up and being a ****ing man, which if you know anything about the original series is a dramatic improvement.
What was the original again? Shinji shoots, misses, Rei then takes a bullet for him, Shinji shoots again, doesn't **** up for a change.

Sounds about right.  In this new version Shinji takes the shot, as normal.  The shot looks for a moment like it's killed the Angel, but then the Angel gets back up and shoots back.  Shinji takes a direct hit and falls to the ground.  After a few moments paralyzed on the ground in pain, Gendo orders Rei to take over for him and that (since he says Shinji is useless) he has no further use for Shinji.  Misato tells him to have faith in his son, as meanwhile Shinji gets back up and takes up position again.  The Angel fires a second shot while he's doing this, which Rei blocks with her Eva's shield.  While the attack's burning through Rei's shield, Shinji takes the shot and kills the Angel.
 
As you can see, it's just a bit different now but it makes a big difference.
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Re: Rate the last movie you've seen
« Reply #998 on: March 18, 2010, 03:06:32 AM »
Beware Children at Play. A badly made horror movie from the 80s. I was turned on to it by an animated gif from SUPER in the funhouse. If you search the title on youtube you can see the finale scene. 0 stars due to offensive violence.

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« Reply #999 on: March 18, 2010, 03:09:27 AM »
Beware Children at Play. A badly made horror movie from the 80s. I was turned on to it by an animated gif from SUPER in the funhouse. If you search the title on youtube you can see the finale scene. 0 stars due to offensive violence.
Instant Watch on Netflix.
Maybe I'll watch it later tonite.