Topic: Mafia 78: Day 4 - Zoinks! It was you all along!

[Stratos]

Well these have been an odd few days! Management is not pleased with these “incidents” at all, and it may be my job on the line after their internal investigation is complete.

There was another argument among the contestants, and suddenly people were tearing at one of the player’s faces! It played out like an old Scooby Doo villain reveal. BeautifulShy was held down and when her mask was removed it was none other than Mario Mario, the Godfather of Nintendo. What a surprise!

But that was just the beginning of this night’s rollercoaster! Oh no, we’re just getting warmed up! No sooner is Mario escorted off by police than we hear someone screaming from the breakroom like Xena: Warrior Princess. Everyone rushed in to find Stevey dead. Stevey, the Killer, was frozen in Stasis with the Dagger of Amon Ra plunged into his back with a note attached spelling the word “Revenge”.
 
So now our murder count has increased! And we have a mafia and now a rogue vigilante on the loose! And I’m still expected to select a new project, as management thinks that is the only way we can salvage this situation.
 
UGH! Fine! Here are today’s questions:

• How much will it cost to port your game?
• How much time will it take to port it?
• If your game was a song, what would it be?

Summary:
BeautifulShy, the Mario Odyssey Godfather, voted out by Townies
Stevey, the Limited Run Games Killer, murdered by the Vigilante
 
Final Vote Tally:
Mop it up - 2
Beautiful Shy - 4


Current Player List


Townie - 3
Mafia - 2


B-Shy - Life is Strange - Godfather
Animal Crossing Amiibo Feastival - ?
Steeforaurus - F-Zero X Expansion - Doctor
Insanolord - An Old Soccer Game - Townie
Nickmitch - ?
Shyguy - ?
Pokepal - Darkseed 2 - Townie
Stevy - Killer
Lucario - ?
Lolmonade - Investigator
Mop it up - ?

[Khushrenada]

Dear Panic Button and Popo and, I guess, Mr. Stratos too,

I accidentally knocked down a beehive. Thank goodness no one was hurt. Am I speaking literally or metaphorically? Surprise! It's both. This may or may not surprise you but I've been really into correspondence courses lately. I recommended one to a friend and ended up getting a referral fee out of it! If you are interested perhaps I can recommend some to you as well since that money has really motivated me to be more bold in recommending things.

Therefore, I'd like to recommend that you end this process and select three games to be ported to the Switch. Obviously, I expect Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival - Lottie's Revenge and the Amazing Army of Amiibos to be one of those three games. I'm not too particular about who the other two games are. Make it an old PC game like Camelot or port over some kind of Sega Genesis VC. It doesn't matter. But I do believe that by increasing your production of ports then you will be able to increase your potential revenue stream instead of just putting all your eggs in basket, so to speak. Moreover, rather than just relying on one game to be your savior from this PR fiasco, you can hopefully overcome it with more goodwill by having more games to offer and increase the appeal of your consumer base. It will also show that you don't plan to let this recent unpleasantness slow you down.

Just to show my desire and goodwill to help you get over this strange turn of events, allow me to answer some recent questions you posed in an effort to help bring everyone's lives back into normalcy.

How much will it cost to port your game?

Recently, I received a blank letter with some bells money from my past self. I guess I must have known I'd need it. Also, I was sitting on a bench humming to myself and was mistaken for a street musician. A passerby tossed some money my way! I guess what I'm trying to say with these two examples is that whatever the cost may be, don't worry about. It seems I've got plenty of ways to cover it and I'm sure I'll be able to get whatever money is needed to get this ported.

How much time will it take to port it?

It's Monday so I decided to plan out my week. I got carried away and planned for everyone else as well. They gave me some bells moolah for it. So, basically, if you follow my planning, it should take a week.

If your game was a song, what would it be?

Today I stayed home and wrote a new song. It's a pretty cool number. Looking forward to playing it for my groovin' fans. However, if original, organic, free-range, hormone-free harmony tunes aren't your thing, well, let me tell you about the time I was sitting on a bench humming King K.K. when the king himself walked up and paid me a really nice compliment! I felt like I had gained 2 happy points in life that day. So, I have a soft spot for King K.K. and I think that is a good representation of what this game is like. Total crap! Zing!

Leading a full life,
Aya Kyogoku

P.S. This will probably sound strange and make no sense to you but I feel I have to include it even if it does seem out of character for me. Vote nickmitch. I just hope that doesn't make you suddenly start questioning my sanity.

[Wah]

WOWIE double kill BAYBEEEE we are on a roll cuzs.  And don't worry man your sanity sounds good to me!Vote Nickmitch

[Wah]

NO ONE CAN BEAT US BAYBEEEE

[ShyGuy]

    How much will it cost to port your game?
10 MILLION DOLLARS

    How much time will it take to port it?
It's already taken 29 years

    If your game was a song, what would it be?

https://youtu.be/P8ghXxXyAuw

[Stratos]

I added the alive-dead list to this day's post for clarification.

[Mop it up]

Hm, looks like things may be pretty cut 'n dry from here.
Vote Nickmitch

How much will it cost to port your game?
Hardly anything, just need a Genesis emulator working. And it'll be priced $30, half of junky modern games, but twice as good!

How much time will it take to port it?
None really, the work's already been done by hackers.

If your game was a song, what would it be?
Hm, probably some sort of medley?

[ShyGuy]

NO ONE CAN BEAT US BAYBEEEE

You heard the man! Vote Nick Mitch

[Khushrenada]

Dear Panic Button, Popo, Mr. Stratos, Isao Moro, Nintendo EAD, Masahiro Sakurai, and the Newmans Own Company,

I went for an evening stroll and the moon was beautiful. I stopped to take a long look at the night sky.

Deep in thought,
Aya Kyogoku

[Khushrenada]

Dear Panic Button, Popo, Mr. Stratos, Isao Moro, Nintendo EAD, Masahiro Sakurai, the Newman's Own Company, Shigeru Miyamoto, the entire cast and crew of Beverly Hill Chihuahua, Future Aya Kyoguko, "Weird Al" Yankovic, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue, and the Pepsico Inc. Board of Directors,

I caught an oarfish! I'm so happy!

Very excited,
Aya Kyogoku

[ShyGuy]

ATTENTION PEOPLE

I AM GOING TO BE OUT THIS EVENING PRETENDING TO HAVE A SMALL SOCIAL LIFE. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME WHILE I AM GONE. (I'll check my phone)

[Khushrenada]

Dear Panic Button, Popo, Mr. Stratos, Isao Moro, Nintendo EAD, Masahiro Sakurai, the Newman's Own Company, Shigeru Miyamoto, the entire cast and crew of Beverly Hill Chihuahua, Future Aya Kyoguko, "Weird Al" Yankovic, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue, the Pepsico Inc. Board of Directors, Interpol, David Lee Roth, Princess Charlotte of Cambridge, Southern Cracker Company, Mr Granville Heathway aka the Orgy Sequence Advisor for the film Solomon and Sheba, and Doctor Who,


Somebody told me how frightening it was about how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.


Very confused,
Aya Kyogoku

[Khushrenada]

Dear Panic Button, Popo, Mr. Stratos, Isao Moro, Nintendo EAD, Masahiro Sakurai, the Newman's Own Company, Shigeru Miyamoto, the entire cast and crew of Beverly Hill Chihuahua, Future Aya Kyoguko, "Weird Al" Yankovic, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue, the Pepsico Inc. Board of Directors, Interpol, David Lee Roth, Princess Charlotte of Cambridge, Southern Cracker Company, Mr Granville Heathway aka the Orgy Sequence Advisor for the film Solomon and Sheba, Doctor Who, Pet Shop Boys, the live studio audience of The Chew, Alex Trebek, Dr. Pepper, the Republic of Djibouti, Martha Stewart, Dr. Phil and the Runner-Up Award Winners of the 10th All-Japan High School Super Cup Dance-Off - the Tomioka Prefectural High Dance Troupe from Osaka,


If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting!


Ready to eat,
Aya Kyogoku

[Khushrenada]

Dear Nintendo World Report,

It has come to the attention of our legal department that one of your members, a person with the Username Khushrenada, has been impersonating our client, Aya Kyogoku, in a less than flattering light. While we appreciate the enthusiasm he shares for my client's video game products and we do agree with his sentiments to port the wonderfully made game Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival to the Switch while also adding further Amiibo Functionality and extra modes and maps, we can not abide his attempt to take credit for this idea or his depiction of our client as a living embodiment of Animal Crossing moments and jokes. We request that this user cease and desist in these efforts otherwise we will be forced to take further and more severe legal action.

Not joking around,
Aya Kyogoku's Legal Team


The above message was also co-signed off by:

Ever so pissed,
Aya Kyogoku

[Stratos]

Well that's over with.


Nickmitch got 4 votes.


Please get any night actions in by 9:30PM PDT

Looking at what actions could be taken, I'll have the finale up shortly.