Author Topic: Mafia: Day 2 (Read 34437 times)

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #50 on:** January 10, 2006, 12:50:08 PM »

Gohan, I want my backstory to be an enigma. And please don't mention that incident... *Shudders*

wandering · « **Reply #51 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:06:35 PM »

Wandering looks at stabalot, and says "That's fine sir. But I hope you understand that the strawberry daquiri I gave you before the bus accident is going to have to be the last alchoholic beverage you'll get from me."

Then wandering notices a paper on his bar. "What's this? A present from paranoiasuper? How nice! Wait a sec...." he holds it up to his ear. Then he scrutinizes the text: "Dear wandering, *mumble muble* self-destruct, *mumble-muble*, 30-seconds", mumble muble. Oh." (The "oh" being an exclamation from wandering and not a part of the letter. Paraniasuper would certainly never be so ill-mannered as to end a letter with such a ridiculous word as 'oh.' What was saying? Oh.)

Then wandering smiles and hands the paper to Sir_stabbalot. "Here you go sir, here's a complimentary napkin to go with this 5-dollar virgin pina-colida." Wandering then proceeds to produce a virgin pina-colida and hand it to Sir Stabbalot.

Then, something humourous happens.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #52 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:15:42 PM »

"Thanks." Stab proceeds to eat the paper, then takes a gulp from the pina-colida. There's a small rumble as the note explodes inside Stab's stomache. He pauses for five seconds before weekly asking a question.

"Can I use your bathroom for a second?"

wandering · « **Reply #53 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:32:26 PM »

"I'm sorry sir, but, after last time, it took us days to clean up the bullet holes, strands of pink hair, and blood. There's a bush out front.

Before you leave the building, though, I'm going to need that 5 dollars. You understand."

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #54 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:35:57 PM »

Stab Raised his shotgun. With great pain, he spoke.

"I need to use that bathroom or I can't be held responsible for my actions..."

Guarranteed hilarity will esue if you let Stab use the restroom, I promise.

SS4Gogita · « **Reply #55 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:43:15 PM »

What the hell is this? Ugh, no wonder I don't want to follow this. It's not how I'm used to playing Mafia games >

Role playing? Bah

wandering · « **Reply #56 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:50:05 PM »

"Fine, fine." Wandering gets the bathroom key, contemplates shoving it down the barrel of the shotgun for a second, decides that's a terrible idea, and hands it to stab.

wandering · « **Reply #57 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:51:31 PM »

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What the hell is this? Ugh, no wonder I don't want to follow this. It's not how I'm used to playing Mafia games >

Role playing? Bah

Aw, c'mon, SS4, join in the fun!

IceCold · « **Reply #58 on:** January 10, 2006, 01:58:11 PM »

Do it. Doo it..

You know you want to

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #59 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:03:09 PM »

"Thanks." Says Stab quickly as he runs to the bathroom.

Within 30 seconds shouts of pain reminate from it.

"OH GOD IT BURNS!!! WHAT THE HELL ID YOU PUT IN THAT?!? ARGH!"

This continued for a minute until it suddenly stopped. There was the sound of flushing followed by the sund of hands being washed. A few seconds later Stab exited the restroom.

"Thanks. How much for another pina-colida? And... By the way, you may need a plumber."

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #60 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:08:29 PM »

EDIT

I un-vote Gohan and re-vote BILL!

wandering · « **Reply #61 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:08:45 PM »

"100 dollars."

Wandering then takes out a notepad and starts scribbling.

"Notes to self:
-Call plumber
-Stop trying to be funny"

Mario · « **Reply #62 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:11:41 PM »

You don't have to roleplay. Some people just are!

wandering · « **Reply #63 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:14:37 PM »

Indeed. In fact, the roleplaying and the gameplay are almost mutually independant. Almost.

Wandering attempts to yell above the crowd with his crackiling voice: "Now taking dinner orders!"

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #64 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:16:53 PM »

Very true. Most MMORPGs have virtually no roleplaying whatsoever.

And so I leave, whether I survive the night is up to you...

Don't let an innocent man die!

IceCold · « **Reply #65 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:17:11 PM »

But it makes it so much more fun..

SS4Gogita · « **Reply #66 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:24:29 PM »

No it doesn't

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #67 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:28:47 PM »

Points at Staby You have no grounds to vote on me, that's not balacing, that's personal gain and gratification

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #68 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:33:16 PM »

vote change to TORURESU

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #69 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:36:22 PM »

Walks into the local video rental store, I was feeling abit bored and still in "shock" after the events in the bar earlier today.
I happened to see a HUGE sign saying free porn!! "I think to myself Great idea, but what's the catch?" It turns out you have
to watch P.Diddy doing standup comedy. I couldn't stand the thought. So I decided to check some vids out, for some unknown reason MOONWALKER
was in the porn section of the video store, Heaven forbid MJ to ever get his hands on it again.

After walking out, I found a $100 bill, unfortunately it be my luck it would happen to be Monopoly money. I'd figured Stabby must of lost it
while playing with traffic sign, again!

MysticGohan24 · « **Reply #70 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:37:38 PM »

VoteChanged to: KILL TORU Bill's Innocent! Toru's gone Awol!

breakyboy · « **Reply #71 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:38:38 PM »

OH GOD YES TORU! BLEAT HARDER FOR ME BABY! OH GOD YES BAAAA BABY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa...

SS4Gogita · « **Reply #72 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:40:51 PM »

Vote changed to TORURESU

because all the cool kids are doing it

"FREE BILL"

nickmitch · « **Reply #73 on:** January 10, 2006, 02:51:16 PM »

Having been filled with mexican food at the bar, TVman decides it's time to head home as Stab has ruined the facilities. Before heading out he decides to jump on the bandwagon that Super has created.

VOTE CHANGE: TORU
(no pun)

IceCold · « **Reply #74 on:** January 10, 2006, 03:18:11 PM »

Using the law of counter reverse psychology, I vote William. That is to say Will. I mean.. BILL

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Author Topic: Mafia: Day 2 (Read 34437 times)