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Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Game Over.
« on: January 25, 2020, 06:30:22 PM »
The Khushrenada Corporation activated its focus group testing branch with the mission to figure out which fast food entity they should align themselves on based on the results from the testing done by the branch. The branch then went about rounding up participants to engage in a study on the effects of fast food. They created an online contest in which people could solve clues to find golden tickets that would make them a winner to participate in the study. The winners would be taken to a modern-state-of-the-art living complex where all there needs would be looked after free of charge and they'd even be given a nice living allowance. However, no one entered the contest.

Thus, the focus group then went with the old tried and true method and kidnapped people off the street into a cargo van and then locked them up in a nasty dungeon facility. They based their targets off those that participated in the Khushrenada Fast Food thread. The participant they really wanted, BlackNMild2k1, was alas not at his office when the Focus Group Appropriation Team arrived as he was out for lunch at the time. After rounding up a few of the so-called NWR Fast Food experts, it was decided that a couple less experienced fast food eaters should also be acquired to make sure all variables were accounted for so the team quickly went around the block and grabbed a couple folks at the wrong place and wrong time.

The Board of the Khushrenada Corporation had narrowed down the field of candidates they'd be willing to align with to 9 companies and sent this list of to the Focus Group branch. The head of the Focus Group, Khushrenada the Clone the sixth, then informed the prisoners participants of what was happening to them.

"You nine lucky individuals have been choosen for this all-expenses paid stay at our third world class facilities. During this stay, you will only have the following options for meal time," explained KtC6 who then listed the nine fast food places that were acceptable. "To make things fair, you shall all be allowed to choose from time to time what you wish as we go down the order of cell... er, uh suites that you are staying in. After a period of time and testing, our crack of team of researchers that will be studying you will come to a result based on this test and you will be free to go at that point. Now, then. Let's get started. You there, in cell, I mean, suite one. What would you like to eat?"
« Last Edit: February 06, 2020, 02:23:10 AM by Khushrenada »
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2020, 06:34:28 PM »
Company Selection

McDonald's
Subway
Burger King
Wendy's
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Arby's
Papa John's Pizza


Order of Player Rotation

TOPHATANT123
Steefosaurus
Mop it up
lolmonade
NWR_insanolord
BeautifulShy
nickmitch
Stratos
ShyGuy


Final Placement

9 - lolmonade
8 - Stratos
7 - Steefosaurus
6 - BeautifulShy
5 - Mop it up
4 - ShyGuy
3 - nickmitch
2 - NWR_Insanolord
1 - TOPHATANT123
« Last Edit: February 06, 2020, 02:23:57 AM by Khushrenada »
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2020, 06:49:23 PM »
A quick reiteration of the rules and how the game is played

There is a list of companies that will be used throughout the game. At the start of each round, the player would be the last to select for that round will secretly select a company from the list. That choice will be kept hidden from the remaining players and sent to me via pm. That selected word will then be the bomb word for that round.

After the bomb word is chosen, the remaining players must all choose an option from the list. Every time an option is chosen, it is removed from the list for that round. No two players can select the same word in the same round. If a player does not choose the bomb word from the list when they make their selection then they are safe for that round and move on to the next. If a player selects the bomb word, they are eliminated from the game and the bomb word is removed from the list for the rest of the game.

If none of the remaining players choose the bomb word then the player who selected it to start the round is forced to choose their own bomb word selection and is eliminated. The game is played until there is only one player still left standing and that player is declared the winner.


Order of players chosen

For this game, I sort of alluded to it in the opening story post but I used the Fast Food thread I created many years ago as the basis for creating the order selection. I took a look at the number of posts each player who signed up made in that thread. I then put everyone in the order from least amount of posts to the most amount of posts. Both Steefosaurus and TOPHATANT123 had 0 posts in that thread. Therefore, I then looked at the date each registered and put TOPHATANT123 at the top since he had registered before Steefosaurus and therefore has had more of an opportunity to post in that thread and yet has not done so.  >:( Better start posting in more of my threads people! You may one day by glad you did like ShyGuy.


Message reminders

Once I get ShyGuy's choice for the Round 1 bomb word, I will send a pm to all players alerting them to the fact the game has begun even though some of you may have seen this thread up already. I will most likely send out a pm when it is a players turn to choose for their first choice just to help everyone get back in the rhythm of checking in for Safe Words. After that, it is up to the players to remember to check in on their own unless they notify me to send them a reminder when it is their turn to choose.


Waiting for a selection

A generous time of 2 days (48 hours) is given for a player to select a phrase. If they've requested for me to send them a reminder when it is their turn, a message will be sent to alert them of that fact 24 hours before their time to choose is up. If a choice has not been made by the end of the total 48 period, the player will be automatically given the bomb word choice and removed from the game. The 48 hours begins from the timestamp of the post I make in this thread asking for their selection in the round.


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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2020, 01:52:05 AM »
I'M SO EXCITED!

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2020, 02:01:39 AM »
And he just can't hide it,

We're about to lose control

'Cause he's so excited!!

uwww ah ho


Bomb Word has been selected. This game is now live. TOPHATANT123 has the first selection. Which of these brands would you like to eat from right now?

McDonald's
Subway
Burger King
Wendy's
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Arby's
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2020, 02:32:19 AM »
Ok this is a difficult choice.

I'm going to have to go off purely off brand loyalty and hope those unspent SubPoints pay dividends, I'm choosing Subway.

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2020, 03:19:43 AM »
Safe!

That brings us to Steefosaurus. What would you like to choose>


McDonald's
Burger King
Wendy's
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Arby's
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2020, 09:37:14 AM »
Let's go with Wendy's, I heard they have a Twitter account.

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2020, 02:35:47 PM »
They do indeed. After downing a few Frosty's, it is time for Mop it up to choose.

Which of the following will she take?

McDonald's
Burger King
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Arby's
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2020, 02:53:00 PM »
Burger King

It's tough to beat the Halloween Whopper.

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2020, 02:56:47 PM »
Thanks to Mop it up's safe choice, we'll keep BK in consideration still for endorsement.

Now we come to lolmonade. Where shall we dine from now?


McDonald's
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Arby's
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2020, 06:55:23 PM »
I'm going to go with Culvers myself.

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2020, 09:21:54 PM »
Thanks to Mop it up's safe choice, we'll keep BK in consideration still for endorsement.

Now we come to lolmonade. Where shall we dine from now?


McDonald's
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Arby's
Papa John's Pizza

Arby's, yo.

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2020, 11:33:06 PM »




Oh no......








Never be that hungry. Welp. Based on the disastrous results to lolmonade's bowels after mixing curly fries with onion rings while you have the meats, the Khushrenada Corporation has decided to distance itself from a partnership with Arby's. We shall now clean things up in order to start Round 2 of the testing.
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2020, 01:14:59 AM »
Round 2 is now live.

Insanolord is the first to select for the round. He has all of the following to choose from:

McDonald's
Subway
Burger King
Wendy's
Taco Bell
KFC
Dairy Queen
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 1.
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2020, 08:17:06 AM »




Oh no......








Never be that hungry. Welp. Based on the disastrous results to lolmonade's bowels after mixing curly fries with onion rings while you have the meats, the Khushrenada Corporation has decided to distance itself from a partnership with Arby's. We shall now clean things up in order to start Round 2 of the testing.

I'll bow out of the game as the rules states, but I won't stand for this blasphemy - Arby's is delicious and top-tier fast food.

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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2020, 09:24:02 AM »
I will go with Dairy Queen.
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2020, 10:13:32 AM »
I'll bow out of the game as the rules states, but I won't stand for this blasphemy - Arby's is delicious and top-tier fast food.

Oh, you have to give it up for that Simpsons line though even if you like Arby's. One of the all-time greatest burns. I'd debate you a bit about how great Arby's is but I feel like the fact that you went down first for liking Arby's is all the defense I need. Hi-yooooooooo!


Meanwhile, Insanolord is safe. Enjoy those cool treats.

Next up is BeautifulShy who can select from the following menu options:

McDonald's
Subway
Burger King
Wendy's
Taco Bell
KFC
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2020, 10:24:29 AM »
Hmm Insanolord took what I was going to take but I guess it doesn't matter since this is round 2...

Lets go with Wendy's.   Hopefully my sister gives me luck for working there.
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2020, 11:12:02 AM »
Spicy Chicken Sandwiches for all! BeautifulShy is safe!

Hello nickmitch. Which of these value options would you like to select?

McDonald's
Subway
Burger King
Taco Bell
KFC
Papa John's Pizza
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2020, 01:25:42 PM »
Hopefully this one will be explosive only in the way it usually is.

Taco Bell.
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2020, 03:01:09 PM »
DONG!!! He's alright folks.

The winner of last game, Stratos, is now up to select for the first time this game. He has the following options still available:

McDonald's
Subway
Burger King
KFC
Papa John's Pizza


(And now we wait because Stratos is slow.)  :P  ;)
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2020, 03:42:42 PM »
Hopefully we don't see a repeat of the Day 1 Mafia game where he is voted out( 48 time elapsed) for this selection.
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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2020, 05:46:24 PM »
This just goes to show that Culvers is the best fast food restaurant. Not an explosive in sight and everything tastes great.



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Re: Safe Words 15 - Fast Food Frenzy. Round 2.
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2020, 07:12:32 PM »
Lets go with the good time and great taste of

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