"Hi, you have reached Nintendo Australia. My name's Sally, how can I help you?"
"Hello, Nintendo?"
"Yes, this is Nintendo"
"But you just said your name was Sally"
"Excuse me?"
"Sally from the old Saturday morning Sonic cartoon?"
"Sir?"
"Yes?"
"Can I help you?"
"My GameCube broke"
"I see, can you explain what the problem is?"
"Yes. It doesn't work"
".... Does it.. Start up?"
"It doesn't work"
"Would you like us to take a look at it?"
"Okay"
*Silence*
"Sir, are you there?"
"Yes. Are you looking at it or not? Geez"
"I'm sorry, sir?"
"Yeah, you should be. I'm holding my GameCube up to the phone, hurry up and look at it!"
*Dial tone*
"Hello? Whoa, I need to put some shoes on"