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I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« on: January 11, 2011, 10:06:04 PM »
It's not how old they are, it's how much they weigh. Probably around 100-130 pounds. Should I tell a butchering story next?

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 12:50:39 PM »
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 02:29:37 PM »
WHAT IS THIS LIBEL

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 04:29:24 PM »
I ROFL'd so hard.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 06:05:15 PM »
I remember in high school this chick commented to me that I did not have a girlfriend and I mentioned to her that it would be easier to get a girlfriend if the athletes did not horde all of the action. Of course the girl got offended, which I pointed out that the only reason she was upset was because it was true.
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 06:31:19 PM »
That quote was taken out of context. I was talking about male or female sheep not a female human.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 06:35:18 PM »
I didn't get it til I saw vudu's comment, then I lol'd too. Shyguy is keeping this ship afloat.
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 06:42:43 PM »
Because he intends to sink it.

Is it not true?

I can help with that.
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 06:49:13 PM »
I wanna jump this Carnival cruise ship off of a jet ski ramp before it sinks.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 07:39:10 PM »
That quote was taken out of context. I was talking about male or female sheep not a female human.

Wait - you're looking for a girlfriend in male or female sheep?
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 07:49:24 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOO

I was talking about killing and eating, not dating.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 07:57:00 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOO

I was talking about killing and eating, not dating.

Killing and eating a male or female sheep that becomes your girlfriend? Have you no shame?!
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 08:09:27 PM »
Please explain yourself Shyguy. What the heck does this topic have to do with me?
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 08:11:51 PM »
Everyone is taking my posts out of context and twisting my words.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 08:26:24 PM »
This is how Maxi must feel...

So you found some for your girl...
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 09:07:55 PM »
some what? feminine hygiene products? No.

This post was about in response to eating lamb. Vudu, explain to these people what I'm talking about.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 11:15:31 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOO

I was talking about killing and eating, not dating.

Are you sure this has nothing to do with humans?

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2011, 02:09:22 PM »
Vudu, explain to these people what I'm talking about.

I haven't the foggiest idea.  Yaoi, maybe?
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 07:39:28 PM »
This thread reminds of UncleBob's man nipple.

What the hell?
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 07:43:25 PM »
This thread reminds of UncleBob's man nipple.

What the hell?

I didn't post that here. I thought UncleBob was the good cop and vudu the bad cop. Turns out they are all bad.

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2011, 07:53:21 PM »
This thread reminds of UncleBob's man nipple.

More things you wanna date, kill, then eat??
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2011, 08:02:58 PM »
Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.





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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2011, 08:27:24 PM »
Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.
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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2011, 10:14:03 PM »
Maybe they just got the wrong guy...

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Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2011, 10:15:47 PM »
Alright, we had our fun.

Guys stop turning his posts into other threads.





unless they're funny

So you won't be posting here?
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