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Is this the best looking ass you've seen in a videogame?

Yep, perfectly rounded and in shape
No, it's too small
Nope, it's too big
Don't know about the size, but it looks kinda flabby
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Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« on: January 11, 2011, 03:42:56 AM »
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. New user, ass poll. But it's just for good fun! And besides, the most famous thing of P.N.03 was acually her ass. If you want to discuss the game, there's a thread for that in the Nintendo section. P.N.03 is a Nintendo GameCube title that got mediocre reviews and bombed hard. It was developed by Capcom and Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil, God Hand, Vanquish).


So what about this? Well, I say that this is the best looking ass in any video game ever! Admit it, when you're controlling a character in a third person view it's always nice to have something nice to look at. ;-) Throughout the game, she actually wiggles her butt when she shoots (no kidding!) and she does all kinds of sexy poses when releasing her different special attacks.


Again, please take this thread for what it is and don't act all serious. For me, the thing that makes her ass (her name is Vanessa by the way) better than the likes of Chloe (Uncharted), Miranda (Mass Effect 2) and Chun Li (Street Fighter) is that Vanessa's buttocks are perfectly balanced. They're not big, but not really small either. Just the right balance. (Chun Li's ass is huge and Miranda's behind looks a little flabby.)


This is what Vanessa's round rump looks like. Of course, it's low-res by today's standards, but you can make it out anyway I think.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlW4TIj9ghE


It's hard to spot, but she has a cute little jiggle in that video.





And, as a side note, did you know that it was the same person who manually animated Vanessa who later directed Resident Evil 5? Yup, true story. Kenichi Ueda is the man!


So let me hear what you think about it. Best looking ass in a videogame ever? And don't judge it by the resolution, mind you!

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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 04:14:58 AM »
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 04:24:43 AM »
Hahaha, I actually like Wii Music... ;__;

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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 02:15:39 AM »
Could this be the worst thread ever?
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 02:26:35 AM »


Shouldn't this be in General Gaming? (I'm obsessed with sub-forum placement lately)

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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 02:53:57 AM »
Could this be the worst thread ever?


Come on, don't take it too seriously! Talking about the firm curves of her ass can be fun once in a while... just let yourself go! ;-P


About the general gaming (how do you multi quote?) thing, I thought this had little to do with gaming so I put it here. I mean, it's just a free-for-all fun off topic subject.


Besides, I waited to vote myself. I'll do so in a week and see the current results then. But let me guess... the "perfectly round and in shape" option must be in the lead (otherwise I'll be scared).


Or no one has voted yet. ._.

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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2011, 03:40:54 AM »
Could this be the worst thread ever?

yes, i've been outdone.
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 10:27:18 AM »
Could this be the worst thread ever?

yes, i've been outdone.

You don't give yourself enough credit.
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ass thread?
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2011, 11:45:40 AM »
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Re: ass thread?
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 02:01:54 PM »



Wow! I really like that pic but it's still fan art... meaning that it could make any character look like anything.


But yeah, nice pic! It doesn't look quite as big or firm as Vanessa's rump though... IMO.

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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 12:36:05 PM »
Dear Jon,


I had to turn off the forums today. I know it's tragic, but it had to be done.


If you go look at the logs you'll understand.


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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 06:45:10 AM »
And now to set up the bomb.


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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2011, 03:58:45 PM »
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 04:18:01 PM »
My Demands and Declarations:
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2011, 03:26:41 PM »
The secret motive of this thread?

The new user would like to let us know what his favorite hobby is;



also, wtf is "teen pregnant"?
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2011, 10:17:14 PM »
Its a tough job but someone has to charge that sword up.


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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2011, 10:52:04 PM »
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2011, 11:29:28 PM »
LOL! I didn't notice baby Ganon before! That's some punch, and it wasn't even the hand he started off with.

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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2011, 08:32:38 PM »
god, between that and his new avatar.. I.. I.. I need to get off the internet now before the real world becomes too bland and boring and I'll have to kill myself to "escape"
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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2011, 10:01:41 PM »
worst looking ass ever in video game history

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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2011, 11:53:45 PM »
Old joke.


Where's the best rack in gaming thread? BECAUSE I DEMAND IT.
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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2011, 12:16:10 PM »
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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2011, 12:31:58 PM »
I haven't seen too many coat racks in video games. Maybe some in Fable?

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Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2011, 03:47:34 AM »
Old joke.


Where's the best rack in gaming thread? BECAUSE I DEMAND IT.


Seriously, hasn't that been done like 1,000 times already? The ass is always overlooked.