Community Forums => NWR Forums Discord => Topic started by: Stogi on January 23, 2011, 01:57:48 PM
Title: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: Stogi on January 23, 2011, 01:57:48 PM
So I just learned a baffling fact that this motherfucker (http://www.doubleyourdating.com/) is a multi-millionaire because he wrote a 90 page book full of bullshit.
So it got me thinking...
Why don't I, Stogi, do the same? I mean if people are so desperate to get laid that they'll read and buy anything, why not exploit that like that som-bitch up there did?`I mean, I would like to be a millionaire too.
So here we go:
Chapter 1
Stop being such a chump. No one will ever respect you because you are such a chump. How do I know you're a chump? You bought this shitty book, chump.
Chapter 2
You need to climb the ladder. You can't jump in with the sharks when your a little minnow. God your an idiot.
Chapter 3
Maybe you should focus on bettering your life before trying to pick up dumb hussies at the bar. You spending money on drinks isn't getting you out of your parents house.
Chapter 4
No girl will ever find you interesting because well, you suck at life. But hey, luckily you don't have to tell the truth. Just say you're a disposable lighter repair man and if she finds that fascinating, she is exactly dumb enough.
Final Chapter
Eat less you fat ass. Now go pick up some fat asses.
Not bad right? Million copies day one? In all honesty, I'm extremely envious of that bastard. I might have to spend a day writing what i know
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: vudu on January 23, 2011, 02:02:09 PM
WHERE DO I SEND MY CHECK
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: TJ Spyke on January 23, 2011, 02:05:37 PM
This reminds me of the episode of Family Guy where Brian did the same thing, wrote the stupidest book he could think of and ended up becoming a best selling author because of it.
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 23, 2011, 02:11:54 PM
If that guy pisses you off, then this guy is gonna make you want to kill someone (for not doing it first.)
Vid 1: Asking for A Million Dollars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Wqp1r_F0I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Wqp1r_F0I) Vid 2: Still Asking....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e34yt21Vzng&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e34yt21Vzng&feature=related) Vid 3: Accepting Nothing Less http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOUZnRdmNxY&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOUZnRdmNxY&feature=related) Vid 4: Success http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipJPSIF395Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipJPSIF395Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: Stogi on January 23, 2011, 02:24:45 PM
That's awesome. I'm gonna go kill someone now.
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: EasyCure on January 23, 2011, 04:43:39 PM
Git 'im, pa!
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: King of Twitch on January 23, 2011, 05:46:21 PM
Needs a chapter on how to score a Hawaiian chick.
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: bustin98 on January 23, 2011, 06:02:51 PM
Included will be instructions of how to have sex on the beach without coming in contact with sand... :p
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: King of Twitch on January 23, 2011, 06:16:36 PM
That's inappropriate.
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: TJ Spyke on January 23, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
Yeah, the sand makes it more fun. J/K.
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: EasyCure on January 23, 2011, 10:44:44 PM
who doesn't like a chicken cutlet? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNL-iDbKySU#t=5m0s) (NSFW: Language)
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: ShyGuy on January 24, 2011, 12:56:57 AM
Crimm needs to come in here and post his despair at the content.
Title: Re: Stogi's Rules of Engagement
Post by: Caliban on January 24, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
Unagi, just write a book that upends everything that motherfucker wrote. Show him who's the boss of women.
