Community Forums => NWR Forums Discord => Topic started by: ShyGuy on January 11, 2011, 10:06:04 PM
Title: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: ShyGuy on January 11, 2011, 10:06:04 PM
It's not how old they are, it's how much they weigh. Probably around 100-130 pounds. Should I tell a butchering story next?
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: Crimm on January 13, 2011, 12:50:39 PM
trying too hard
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
WHAT IS THIS LIBEL
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Post by: vudu on January 13, 2011, 04:29:24 PM
I ROFL'd so hard.
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: Kytim89 on January 13, 2011, 06:05:15 PM
I remember in high school this chick commented to me that I did not have a girlfriend and I mentioned to her that it would be easier to get a girlfriend if the athletes did not horde all of the action. Of course the girl got offended, which I pointed out that the only reason she was upset was because it was true.
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 06:31:19 PM
That quote was taken out of context. I was talking about male or female sheep not a female human.
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Post by: King of Twitch on January 13, 2011, 06:35:18 PM
I didn't get it til I saw vudu's comment, then I lol'd too. Shyguy is keeping this ship afloat.
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on January 13, 2011, 06:42:43 PM
Because he intends to sink it.
Is it not true?
I can help with that.
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: ShyGuy on January 13, 2011, 06:49:13 PM
I wanna jump this Carnival cruise ship off of a jet ski ramp before it sinks.
Title: Re: I'm looking for a girlfriend...
Post by: UncleBob on January 13, 2011, 07:39:10 PM
