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Title: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on January 11, 2011, 03:42:56 AM
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. New user, ass poll. But it's just for good fun! And besides, the most famous thing of P.N.03 was acually her ass. If you want to discuss the game, there's a thread for that in the Nintendo section. P.N.03 is a Nintendo GameCube title that got mediocre reviews and bombed hard. It was developed by Capcom and Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil, God Hand, Vanquish).


So what about this? Well, I say that this is the best looking ass in any video game ever! Admit it, when you're controlling a character in a third person view it's always nice to have something nice to look at. ;-) Throughout the game, she actually wiggles her butt when she shoots (no kidding!) and she does all kinds of sexy poses when releasing her different special attacks.


Again, please take this thread for what it is and don't act all serious. For me, the thing that makes her ass (her name is Vanessa by the way) better than the likes of Chloe (Uncharted), Miranda (Mass Effect 2) and Chun Li (Street Fighter) is that Vanessa's buttocks are perfectly balanced. They're not big, but not really small either. Just the right balance. (Chun Li's ass is huge and Miranda's behind looks a little flabby.)


This is what Vanessa's round rump looks like. Of course, it's low-res by today's standards, but you can make it out anyway I think.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlW4TIj9ghE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlW4TIj9ghE)


It's hard to spot, but she has a cute little jiggle in that video.


(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2349/viewvh.jpg)


And, as a side note, did you know that it was the same person who manually animated Vanessa who later directed Resident Evil 5? Yup, true story. Kenichi Ueda is the man!


So let me hear what you think about it. Best looking ass in a videogame ever? And don't judge it by the resolution, mind you!
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: RABicle on January 11, 2011, 04:14:58 AM
Reggie Disagrees. (http://pietriots.com/2011/01/11/noa-reggie-the-best-ass-in-the-world/)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on January 11, 2011, 04:24:43 AM
Hahaha, I actually like Wii Music... ;__;
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Dasmos on January 12, 2011, 02:15:39 AM
Could this be the worst thread ever?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: ShyGuy on January 12, 2011, 02:26:35 AM
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/shyguy70/89775843.jpg)

Shouldn't this be in General Gaming? (I'm obsessed with sub-forum placement lately)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on January 12, 2011, 02:53:57 AM
Could this be the worst thread ever?


Come on, don't take it too seriously! Talking about the firm curves of her ass can be fun once in a while... just let yourself go! ;-P


About the general gaming (how do you multi quote?) thing, I thought this had little to do with gaming so I put it here. I mean, it's just a free-for-all fun off topic subject.


Besides, I waited to vote myself. I'll do so in a week and see the current results then. But let me guess... the "perfectly round and in shape" option must be in the lead (otherwise I'll be scared).


Or no one has voted yet. ._.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: ThePerm on January 12, 2011, 03:40:54 AM
Could this be the worst thread ever?

yes, i've been outdone.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: vudu on January 12, 2011, 10:27:18 AM
Could this be the worst thread ever?

yes, i've been outdone.

You don't give yourself enough credit.
Title: ass thread?
Post by: stevey on January 12, 2011, 11:45:40 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/Zelda055.jpg)
Title: Re: ass thread?
Post by: Tobbebobbe on January 12, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/Zelda055.jpg)


Wow! I really like that pic but it's still fan art... meaning that it could make any character look like anything.


But yeah, nice pic! It doesn't look quite as big or firm as Vanessa's rump though... IMO.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Crimm on January 13, 2011, 12:36:05 PM
Dear Jon,


I had to turn off the forums today. I know it's tragic, but it had to be done.


If you go look at the logs you'll understand.


Signed,
James

Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: oohhboy on January 15, 2011, 06:45:10 AM
And now to set up the bomb.
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14500000/Zelda-is-preggo2-princess-zelda-14581932-286-387.jpg) (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/princess-zelda/links/14581932)

Break it down!
Stop, Hammer Time (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCIQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DotCpCn0l4Wo&ei=m4gxTc7JNozUtQPfoNyuBQ&usg=AFQjCNHhVT6IO53LRnbfsFuRoVmik13V9Q)!
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on January 15, 2011, 03:58:45 PM
But wait, you're off da hook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g)!
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: stevey on January 15, 2011, 04:18:01 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/falcon_punch3.jpg)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: EasyCure on January 16, 2011, 03:26:41 PM
The secret motive of this thread?

The new user would like to let us know what his favorite hobby is;

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/ThreeImaginaryBoys/GIFs/NMH2TravisRecharging.gif)

also, wtf is "teen pregnant"?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: bustin98 on January 16, 2011, 10:17:14 PM
Its a tough job but someone has to charge that sword up.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 16, 2011, 10:47:54 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/n64/falcon_punch3.jpg)
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/BlackNMild2k1/Funny%20GIFs/falconfinaluncutbm3gk8.gif)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: TalesOfFan on January 16, 2011, 10:52:04 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs796.ash1/168610_1394576963141_1793706639_755789_6339375_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: bustin98 on January 16, 2011, 11:29:28 PM
LOL! I didn't notice baby Ganon before! That's some punch, and it wasn't even the hand he started off with.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: EasyCure on January 17, 2011, 08:32:38 PM
god, between that and his new avatar.. I.. I.. I need to get off the internet now before the real world becomes too bland and boring and I'll have to kill myself to "escape"
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: ThePerm on January 17, 2011, 10:01:41 PM
worst looking ass ever in video game history

(http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/jack-thompson.jpg)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Halbred on January 19, 2011, 11:53:45 PM
Old joke.


Where's the best rack in gaming thread? BECAUSE I DEMAND IT.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on January 20, 2011, 12:16:10 PM
Patience.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: bustin98 on January 20, 2011, 12:31:58 PM
I haven't seen too many coat racks in video games. Maybe some in Fable?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on February 04, 2011, 03:47:34 AM
Old joke.


Where's the best rack in gaming thread? BECAUSE I DEMAND IT.


Seriously, hasn't that been done like 1,000 times already? The ass is always overlooked.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 04, 2011, 04:00:40 AM
Seriously, hasn't that been done like 1,000 times already? The ass is always overlooked.

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t226/bgthompson/donkeyface.jpg)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: oohhboy on February 04, 2011, 07:06:04 AM
It's beautiful... They should have sent a poet.  :'(
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Shaymin on February 04, 2011, 07:12:34 PM
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/dragonmick/dat-ass3.jpg)
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: EasyCure on February 19, 2011, 11:41:23 AM
why has no one asked why kirby has a cocaine problem?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on March 10, 2011, 12:02:10 AM
So some people are seriously thinking that her butt is flabby?


So as soon as a butt jiggle a bit, it's flabby, huh?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Stogi on March 10, 2011, 01:11:08 AM
Could this be the worst thread ever?

I thought I've made some bad threads before..
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on March 10, 2011, 02:16:58 AM
What's so bad about this thread?


Or is it more that you like act as a collective against things that are popular to dislike?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: oohhboy on March 10, 2011, 02:27:19 AM
What's so bad about this thread?


Or is it more that you like act as a collective against things that are popular to dislike?

Ass failure.
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Tobbebobbe on March 10, 2011, 02:32:48 AM
What's so bad about this thread?


Or is it more that you like act as a collective against things that are popular to dislike?

Ass failure.


"Best looking ass ever" was actually flabby? Or how should I interpret your words?
Title: Re: Best looking ass ever in a videogame!
Post by: Stogi on March 10, 2011, 12:24:05 PM
Maybe I should show him my old school avatar..