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Offline Mashiro

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My First Wii Remote Injurt (ow)
« on: August 03, 2007, 08:19:11 PM »
Well . . . I don't really like Mario Strikers lol.

Because of the games refusal to let me select Bowser while on the field while hitting the A button for the umpteenth time, I got angry.

A little too angry.

and well . . .

I forgot the Wiimote strap was on my wrist. In my anger I yelled at my friend that this was BS and I threw the remote down.

Except it flew right back up and hit me square in the eye.

Yep.

I'm freaking retarded.  

The moral of the story is, don't get angry while playing video games.
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Offline King of Twitch

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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 08:49:17 PM »
You poked your eye out while playing with your wii?  
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 11:08:22 PM »
<3 wiimote strap.
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 11:16:36 PM »
Hahaha, awesome klutz story.
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 12:33:19 AM »
Damn you suck!
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 06:57:00 AM »
Nintendo is clearly at fault for not designing a release mechanism for these dangerous situations.  Complete recall should be in order.
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RE:My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 07:10:32 AM »
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Nintendo is clearly at fault for not designing a release mechanism for these dangerous situations.  Complete recall should be in order.


That's what I said!
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RE:My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2007, 07:27:20 AM »
To say I haven't been worried about causing damage to myself, loved ones and property with a Wii Remote would be a lie.

Still, this is the first Wii-related injury I've heard about. What with the state of our legal system, you could probably sue and win.
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2007, 07:51:58 AM »
Then get a patent for the process and sue the victims who sue Nintendo.
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RE:My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2007, 08:01:12 AM »
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Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
To say I haven't been worried about causing damage to myself, loved ones and property with a Wii Remote would be a lie.

Still, this is the first Wii-related injury I've heard about. What with the state of our legal system, you could probably sue and win.
However this isn't the first stupidity-related injury that we've heard about.
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2007, 09:25:54 AM »
I'm filing a law suit as we speak while filing a patent for the term "wiinjury" so anyone else injured from the Wii has to pay me big for use of the term.

It's genius!
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2007, 09:35:20 AM »
what if they just said Wii injury or InjurWii instead?
you better cover all your bases and patent/trademark as many as you can.
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Offline Mashiro

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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2007, 02:15:19 PM »
Thank you BlackNMild you'll receive some money in the mail each time someone gets sued for that =)
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Offline tiamat1990

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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2007, 08:20:35 PM »
InjurWii, genius!! Well I haven't injured myself but I have "accidentally" hit people while playing Wii Sports Tennis.
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RE:My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2007, 10:02:18 AM »
OMFG!!!

effing awesome lol XD


hope your eye is ok though
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Offline Mashiro

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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2007, 10:09:36 AM »
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hope your eye is ok though


Haha thank you my eye is fine ^^.

I did laugh after it happened just because it was so silly and so did my friend. Who the next day was nice enough to tell me "You know . . . in some small way I did kind of want to see your eye fully swollen today just to make this the funniest thing ever". X_X
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RE: My First Wii Remote Injury (ow)
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2007, 07:26:54 PM »
You should treasure that friend of yours.
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