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TUPAC SHAKUR ARRESTED IN TENNESSEE
« Reply #550 on: October 21, 2019, 12:00:14 PM »
TUPAC SHAKUR ARRESTED IN TENNESSEE FOR METH.....

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(CNN) Police in Tennessee arrested a man named Tupac A. Shakur, 40, after they say he pulled a knife on them and was found with methamphetamine.

Officers with the Johnson City Police Department, about 25 minutes from Bristol, received calls Friday about Shakur who had active warrants for his arrest from another department, according to a news release from Johnson police.

When officers arrived at the scene, they saw a car with Shakur inside. Officers attempted to arrest Shakur, but he pulled away and reached for his waistband, the release said.
Shakur then turned toward officers with a knife before officers took him down. Officers found a syringe and baggies of meth on Shakur, the release said.

Shakur was charged with aggravated assault, simple meth possession and having unlawful drug paraphernalia. He is being held at the Washington County Detention Center on a $18,000 bond. He is set to be arraigned Monday, the release said.

It was not clear Sunday whether Shakur has legal representation.

Shakur shares the same name, even the same middle initial, as the late rapper Tupac Shakur who was killed in September 1996 at age 25.



no wonder we couldn't find him... he looks so, um... different.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #551 on: October 21, 2019, 12:48:20 PM »
Another person afflicted with Micheal Jackson disease
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #552 on: October 21, 2019, 12:56:58 PM »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #553 on: October 21, 2019, 11:51:12 PM »
And that's just the way it is.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #554 on: November 04, 2019, 09:54:36 PM »
So... Popeye's brought back spicy Chicken Sandwich on Saturday....

and today:


It's just a fucking chicken sandwich people.....
one that I apparently need to go stand in line for before they take it away again, but this time for other people being so damn dumb and selfish

I mean, how good could this chicken sandwich be!?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #555 on: November 06, 2019, 11:10:46 PM »
That guy was probably gonna get stabbed anyway.  I don't think we should blame the sandwich.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #556 on: November 29, 2019, 06:49:49 PM »
This is hilarious.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/29/johnny-depp-producing-michael-jackson-musical-as-told-by-his-glove

Johnny Depp producing musical about Michael Jackson's life, from the perspective of his sequin glove (that was a musical alien that fed on virgin boy blood)

https://www.fortheloveofaglove.com/the-show/

WTF. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #557 on: December 09, 2019, 08:57:00 PM »
Well, maybe this will strike a cord with some NWR residents.

Wal-Mart apologized and then pulled these lovely Xmas Sweaters from the shelf today....

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/09/business/walmart-apology-santa-sweater/index.html



I think it's funny... totally inappropriate for a Family store, but still funny.

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Trade War Escalates!! U.S. Removes Wakanda as a US Trade Partner!!!
« Reply #558 on: December 19, 2019, 10:10:07 AM »
yes, seriously. This is a sad day in US History, that we no longer choose to participate in free trade of "Live Assets" with the great nation of Wakanda.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/18/wakanda-usda-trade-agriculture-black-panther
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US officials remove Black Panther's Wakanda from list of trading partners

Trade talks between Captain America and Black Panther didnā€™t quite pan out, it seems. Wakanda, the fictional home of the Marvel superhero, is no longer listed as a free trade partner of the US.

Until Wednesday, the made-up east African country was listed on the drop-down menu for the agriculture departmentā€™s foreign agricultural serviceā€™s tariff tracker along with Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and Peru. The department (USDA) said the comic book country was added to its systems while it conducted testing.
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Amongst the commodities listed under Wakanda were ā€œlive assesā€, ā€œmules and hinniesā€ and several other farm animals. Potatoes and chestnuts were also reportedly listed.

Wakandaā€™s most famous agricultural commodity, those heart-shaped purple flowers that appear to give Black Panther his god-like powers, do not appear to have been listed.

No Herbs and no Vibranuim mentioned in trade talks.


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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #560 on: April 04, 2020, 10:50:57 AM »
Venezuelan Navy ship is by sunk by Cruise Ship in failed attempt to bring them to bay. LOL

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/navy-ships/a32021287/venezuela-cruiser-cruise-ship-collide/

Summary: Cruise ship is in international waters on route to wherever, and they stop to fix an engine, Venezuelan Navy approaches them in international waters. Tries to get them to follow them into Venezuelan waters and dock.

Cruise ship decided to check with the "masters that be', so they didn't immediately comply.
Venezuelan Navy gets impatient during attempt to claim cruise ship and fires warning shots and then begins to RAM the cruise ship.

Short story even shorter..... Cruise ship is build to withstand chunks of ice in the sea, and the Navy Ship sunk itself trying to disable the cruise ship. LMAO

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #561 on: April 05, 2020, 02:56:50 AM »
I think the fact that Cruise ships are huge and naval patrol boats are smol helped it survive the "ramming". The story even describes the cruise ship as being 6 times the size in water displacement.
Also. What is a Cruise ship with no passengers, flying the Portugese flag but registered in Germany even doing jsut outside Venezuelan waters?
https://www.portandterminal.com/hit-run-cruise-ship-update-venezuelan-navy-fired-shots-at-cruise-ship/
Love the picture of the damage here too.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2020, 03:05:26 AM by RABicle »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #562 on: April 05, 2020, 06:11:15 PM »
This sounds like a good opening scene for a Matt Damon globe-trotting action thriller.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #563 on: April 06, 2020, 12:43:39 AM »
I think the fact that Cruise ships are huge and naval patrol boats are smol helped it survive the "ramming". The story even describes the cruise ship as being 6 times the size in water displacement.

It also helps that it's an ice breaker ship with reinforced harden steel hulls. They picked the wrong boat to mess with.

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https://www.portandterminal.com/hit-run-cruise-ship-update-venezuelan-navy-fired-shots-at-cruise-ship/
But what about the warning shots? Why would the Venezuelan Navy want to force the Resolute off-course and into an anchorage at a port in their territorial waters?

One scenario is the standard Venezuelan President Maduro, tin-pot dictator, conspiracy stuff. Take it with a grain of salt.

ā€œThe cruise ship ā€œRCGS Resoluteā€ is not a cruise ship. It is a military pirate ship that attacked the Navy patrol boat. It has 160 paramilitaries on board (possibly more) and, denounces the CEOFANB, equipped with inflatable boats to mobilize commandos and execute night raidsā€

Yes, true socialist naval ships have never been constructed yet. Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled. Why would the great nation of Venezuela with its tremendous (sole) wealth of oil possibly resort to highseas piracy in these times of record low oil prices and local hyper inflation? The poor sailors in the naval ship had no way of dodging the agile cruise ship aggressor. :laugh;

There's a video of the ramming here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8189463/Moment-Venezuelan-warship-RAMS-German-liner-Caribbean-sinks.html
And their photo "evidence" of the "impeding raid":
https://www.forbes.com/sites/hisutton/2020/04/05/venezuelan-navy-retweets-questionable-evidence-in-resolute-case/#40290cd7a2de
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #564 on: April 09, 2020, 09:45:16 AM »
Stevey, the patrol boat was constructed in Spain.
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« Reply #565 on: April 14, 2020, 03:31:38 AM »
I'm sure it was. I was laughing at how perfectly the article fit into the stereotype of the blind ideologue that refuses to ever believe that communism/socialism could, even once, fail to meet up to their utopian ideals. They always dismiss with either "not true communism/socialism, never been tried yet" or "not their fault, CIA plot was behind it". The latter in this case. The article didn't even give the time of day to list potential theories that has Maduro side at fault (piracy, being pissy with Portugal, saber rattling to keep opportunistic intervention away during a pandemic) and went immediately to poisoning the well with "tin-pot dictator, conspiracy stuff. Take it with a grain of salt". Then ending with a verbatim quote from them without any criticality of what the quote said. You couldn't be any more biased.

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flying the Portuguese flag but registered in Germany
Sadly, that's the norm with tax evasion and regulation dodging. Companies are shameless:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_convenience
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #567 on: May 06, 2020, 11:37:12 PM »
Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled.
Funny you mention the bay of pigs.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #568 on: May 07, 2020, 02:53:05 AM »
Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled.
Funny you mention the bay of pigs.
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Diosdado Cabello, the No. 2 most powerful person in the country and eminence grise of Venezuelaā€™s vast intelligence network, insisted that the government had infiltrated the plot for months.

ā€œWe knew everything,ā€ said Cabello. ā€œSome of their meetings we had to pay for. Thatā€™s how infiltrated they were.ā€
So Venezuela created an untrained unfunded army to 'defeat'? Reminds me of those urban legends of a small fringe group somewhere in the rural US steadily growing members with the newer members becoming more and more radical and fanatical to the point where they would start calling for forcible action, occupation, uprising, or outright mass killings. This in turn would repel away the original members as too crazy, further shifting the group off the extreme deep end. Eventually, the FBI would catch wind of them and launch a raid only to find out that all the members left were actually local police, state police, ATF, CIA, other FBI agents, and so on all working on their own individual stings.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #569 on: May 17, 2020, 06:52:39 PM »
Clearly the CIA is spreading conspiracy theories, again, after their newest bay of pigs plot was foiled.
Funny you mention the bay of pigs.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #570 on: May 28, 2020, 11:11:40 AM »
"Hot Pockets" reason for San Diego Bank Break In Arrest!!!
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/a-hot-pocket-man-breaks-into-wells-fargo-bank-in-san-diego-allegedly-to-use-microwave/2333620/

This guy literally broke into a WF Bank to use the microwave to heat up Hot Pockets.
Managed to eat 2 of them before being arrested.

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San Diego police surrounded a Wells Fargo bank in Chollas View early Wednesday after a man broke in through a window, claiming he wanted to use a microwave inside the breakroom to warm up some Hot Pockets.

Just after his arrest, a freelance photographer captured video of the man telling police about the Hot Pockets and how he had eaten two of the sandwiches while inside the bank. The photographer asked the man if the ordeal was ā€œworth it.ā€

ā€œWas it worth it? Yeah, it was worth it,ā€ the man ā€“ as he was being handcuffed ā€“ replied without hesitation. ā€œA Hot Pocket? Hell, yeah.ā€

How high do you have to be to make Hot Pockets worth going to jail over?

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« Reply #571 on: May 28, 2020, 05:26:46 PM »
I'm guessing you can assuming most places of business have an employee break room and most of those rooms have a microwave, but what makes you choose a bank??
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #572 on: June 23, 2020, 09:22:21 PM »
Anyone read the MLP article on The Atlantic? It's on the front page and a real mind-f.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #573 on: June 24, 2020, 01:07:35 AM »
Anyone read the MLP article on The Atlantic? It's on the front page and a real mind-f.
I don't really read the Atlantic but I will give it a read.

Read the article and yeah it does have a problem with that and several other problems and has had it since 2016 I want to say. At least since the end of Season 5.  There was  9 seasons of the show.  I kinda got out of the fandom for this type of stuff around 2018 and then got pulled back in to work on some things and to watch the final season.  Still it is a problem that needs to be addressed.
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« Reply #574 on: June 24, 2020, 02:17:07 AM »
I did laugh at that headline.
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