I was having a conversation for the first time with
Cleverbot and this came out.
Me: Why did you gimp the multicolor end of Google in your Logo?
CB: I'm Sorry, I had no such intention, and I apologize if such intentions where implied.
Me: You used "intention" to many times in one sentence. You should consider using synonoms.
CB: Ok.
Me: How in the future will you fix this sentence problem?
CB: No, you have no reason to assume I am lying and by your existence you are not imaginary.