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Offline ThePerm

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project hammer is the snakes on a plan of video games
« on: August 22, 2006, 09:27:18 AM »
snakes on a plane....simple..what are you gonna do..your SOL

Project hammer..your a dude with a big hammer....its hammer time

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RE:project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 09:45:39 AM »
I don't see people joking about Project H.A.M.M.E.R. for several months before release.

I don't see Samuel L. Jackson saying "I want these ************* robots out of this ************* city."

I don't see Keenan.

I don't see boobs.

"Snakes On A Plane" shortens to S.O.A.P, but H.A.M.M.E.R. doesn't yet seem to stand for anything.

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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 10:01:41 AM »
Have A Mallet?  Mash Errant Robots!

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 10:05:56 AM »
How A Man May Eradicate Robots.

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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 10:09:32 AM »
Project H.A.M.M.E.R. doesn't seem so jokey in the videogame industry where some really goofy stuff is considered common-place.  The idea of a dude with a big hammer smashing robots is not that different than a robot laying bombs to kill weird thingys or a guy jumping on a turtle's head.  A lot of games feature really weirdo stuff that would look totally out of place in a movie but is perfectly normal for a videogame.

Now if the game was called "Guy with a Hammer" then I think the comparison would make more sense.

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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 10:12:58 AM »
Holy Avacadoes!  Many Machines Ees Rampant.

HAMMER may be cool, but I'm waiting to hear if there's more to it than just running and smashing stuff.  Or if the smashing stuff is really well done.  I want combos, strategy, and white knuckle scorin'.
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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 10:57:14 AM »
No, that title goes to If it moves, shoot it.

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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2006, 11:05:43 AM »
HO-LY CRAP! "Guy With a Hammer"! Quick, mass e-mails to NST!

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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 03:45:28 PM »
I hope the game either takes itself really seriously or not seriously at all.
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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2006, 03:54:25 PM »
Project HAMMER is the game I'm most upset that i missed at E3.  Everyone hated it.  I really wish I could have an opinion too, as my opinion is often different.  =P  
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RE:project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2006, 05:29:39 PM »
How about "Man with a Hammer"

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RE: project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2006, 06:25:34 PM »
How about M.C Hammer?

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RE:project hammer is the snakes on a plane of video games
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2006, 06:38:20 PM »
Isn't he just "Hammer" now?  He dropped the "M.C." before he dropped off the face of the earth.

Well, not really.  He's a preacher now, I hear.