Author Topic: Spoil a 30+ year-old movie for the rat (spoiler alert, for real) (Read 10427 times)

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2015, 09:07:02 AM »

The files are IN the computer.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2015, 09:11:23 AM »

Jeff Goldblum is secretly an alien himself.

Shaymin · « **Reply #27 on:** March 22, 2015, 09:50:44 AM »

In the end they're all a jock, a brain, a princess, a basket case, and a criminal.

UncleBob · « **Reply #28 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:02:35 AM »

In the original cut ending, it was revealed that Professor Marvel actually drugged and raped her and everything she dreamed was simply her mind trying to cope with the horrific event and the high powered drugs she had been dosed with. The farm hands *were* actually there...

Soren · « **Reply #29 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:41:46 AM »

The kid from Good Burger was actually not that stupid, saved the restaurant.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #30 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:50:46 AM »

At the record store, Tammy has been avoiding Tony's advances; she calls Lisa who joins them at the record store. Lisa offers Tony "anything" and she begins to fellate him, then Tammy joins in, and he ejaculates on Tammy's breasts. Debbie dresses as a "Texas Cowgirl" and goes to see Mr. Greenfield after hours at the store. She fellates him, he then penetrates her vagina with his finger and performs cunnilingus on her. Then they engage in sex, first in the missionary position, then doggy style, and then with Debbie on top. They finish in the missionary position before Mr. Greenfield ejaculates on Debbie.

Taken from Wikipedia.

nickmitch · « **Reply #31 on:** March 22, 2015, 12:14:01 PM »

Lennie dies at the end because George kills him.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #32 on:** March 22, 2015, 01:04:47 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on March 22, 2015, 12:14:01 PM

Lennie dies at the end because George kills him.

Man, that's like the one 1939 Best Picture Nominee I haven't seen yet. Way to spoil it all!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 22, 2015, 01:18:47 PM »

Another just under 30, but #IDGAF

His penis fell off... he kept it in the medicine cabinet... along with several other bodyparts he recently lost.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #34 on:** March 22, 2015, 05:57:38 PM »

Great movie. Need to watch it again.

nickmitch · « **Reply #35 on:** March 22, 2015, 09:17:48 PM »

After her roommates give up on marrying rich men because they found true love with poor men, she decides to marry the guy who's been stalking her instead of the rich guy she set up the wedding with only to find out he was also rich.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:14:34 PM »

Less than 30 days and not even a movie.... but#IDGAF

It was me all along Barry.

nickmitch · « **Reply #37 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:38:37 PM »

The third man was actually his friend who didn't really die and was also a criminal.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:56:10 PM »

Rosebud is the sled.

Fatty The Hutt · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2015, 02:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Shaymin on March 22, 2015, 09:50:44 AM

In the end they're all a jock, a brain, a princess, a basket case, and a criminal.

*slow clap with a grim smile while fighting back tears*

pokepal148 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:24:27 PM »

Rocky loses the last match

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:01:11 AM »

well it didn't work I have seen all these movies.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2015, 02:41:00 AM »

You've seen Birth of a Nation?

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:27:27 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on March 24, 2015, 02:41:00 AM

You've seen Birth of a Nation?

I am a film student in film school, what do you think?

Soren · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:17:43 AM »

Leather-clad queer bikers with Nazi, Catholic and occult themes dancing to 50s-60's pop and rock and roll songs.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:50:38 PM »

Quote from: Soren on March 24, 2015, 11:17:43 AM

Leather-clad queer bikers with Nazi, Catholic and occult themes dancing to 50s-60's pop and rock and roll songs.

That's not even a spoiler. That's just a description of the movie. You're not the only one to make this mistake but I just felt it was time to point it out. That spoils nothing!

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 24, 2015, 10:27:27 AM

Quote from: Khushrenada on March 24, 2015, 02:41:00 AM
You've seen Birth of a Nation?

I am a film student in film school, what do you think?

That you haven't.

Greed - The man/husband kills his wife's cousin who was trying to kill him for killing his wife only to realize he's been handcuffed to the dead cousin and dies from thirst in the desert from dragging the body. That's a spoiler. And I feel bad for doing it because Greed is a really great movie but I doubt any of you people here are going to watch a 1924 black and white silent movie with missing film footage so whatever.

marvel_moviefan_2012 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:36:23 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on March 24, 2015, 01:50:38 PM

Quote from: Soren on March 24, 2015, 11:17:43 AM
Leather-clad queer bikers with Nazi, Catholic and occult themes dancing to 50s-60's pop and rock and roll songs.

That's not even a spoiler. That's just a description of the movie. You're not the only one to make this mistake but I just felt it was time to point it out. That spoils nothing!

Quote from: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 24, 2015, 10:27:27 AM
Quote from: Khushrenada on March 24, 2015, 02:41:00 AM
You've seen Birth of a Nation?

I am a film student in film school, what do you think?

That you haven't.

Greed - The man/husband kills his wife's cousin who was trying to kill him for killing his wife only to realize he's been handcuffed to the dead cousin and dies from thirst in the desert from dragging the body. That's a spoiler. And I feel bad for doing it because Greed is a really great movie but I doubt any of you people here are going to watch a 1924 black and white silent movie with missing film footage so whatever.

I have seen dozens of movies that fit that description, many of the Edison films, Metropolis, Nosferatu, Le Voyage dans la Lune, too many to list but those are the main ones. As a film student I have watched most of the early films that are considered prominent and that includes Birth of a Nation as well as several Chaplin and lots of really cool German films that were made during WW2 but are considered "taboo" today.

Soren · « **Reply #47 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on March 24, 2015, 01:50:38 PM

Quote from: Soren on March 24, 2015, 11:17:43 AM
Leather-clad queer bikers with Nazi, Catholic and occult themes dancing to 50s-60's pop and rock and roll songs.

That's not even a spoiler. That's just a description of the movie. You're not the only one to make this mistake but I just felt it was time to point it out. That spoils nothing!

Agreed. I had a tough time trying to come up with a good spoiler to Scorpio Rising.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #48 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:58:17 AM »

Weren't you talking about Grease?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2015, 04:34:29 AM »

It's actually pretty close to Indiana Jones 4.

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Author Topic: Spoil a 30+ year-old movie for the rat (spoiler alert, for real) (Read 10427 times)