I'm addicted to Tomena Sanner. Unless the Nintendo Channel lies, I've been playing it for 10 hours, making it my second most-played Wiiware game, even though it is hands down the most simplistic. And yet I can't stop playing it!
It's just an insane, hilarious game. This game is all about seeing what crazy thing the developer will throw at you.
We've seen this kind of game before: you automatically move to the right, and all you have to do is press a button from time to time. But unlike something like Canabalt (Flash game that's free to play, check it out if you haven't already) where you just jump over obstacles, in Tomena you jump-kick teenagers, you frog-leap old ladies, you dance with a bunch of Japanese school girls, or you pray to Buddha and float toward enlightenment, IF you have great timing. If you're off a bit, or if you fail, you'll get different but similarly hilarious results.
And that's the first level. The one set in a "boring" old (Japanese, I presume) city. The second stage is set in prehistoric times, and the third on the moon. You'll also visit the Far West, the future, and what I suppose is the Japanese take on Hell.
And even when you've seen almost all there is to see in it, and it's not as funny as it was the first hour, it remains addictive as hell. The sad thing is, no one is playing it, at least on Wiiware. The online leaderboards for level 1-1 (North American only) has less than 1000 people on it. And I'm second on the leaderboards for the Endless mode. That just ain't right.
Come on, offer me a challenge here.
Pretend this is me, mocking you, and take me down a notch, will ya?