Author Topic: What valid excuse could you possibly have for being Wiiless this Christmas?  (Read 9253 times)

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Offline cmoney

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Need to save moolah to pay for my Wedding next July

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Offline KDR_11k

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Bad game selection.

Offline TrueNerd

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Perhaps if *insert popular attractive female actress here*starts dating me and everytime I go to purchase one she offers to pleasure me. That would be the only way I would be stopped.  

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Perhaps if *insert popular attractive female actress here*starts dating me and everytime I go to purchase one she offers to pleasure me. That would be the only way I would be stopped.


Would it not be possible to simply ask her to pleasure you en route a la "Vice city hooker".
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Well what about ZERO launch info?  No mention on the price or what games will launch?  No since to buy the WII just for Zelda TP, I'll wait for Mario G--been a shortages of platformers lately that were any good--Sly 3 was the last one I played and that's over 6+ months ago.  



Offline JonLeung

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I suppose if you don't celebrate Christmas, that could be a reason.

Do they give gifts in Hanukkah and Kwanzaa?  My ignorance of other holidays is appalling.  I'll look them up on Wikipedia in a moment.

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I know Jewish people get gifts for Hanukkah, they spread them out over all 8 days.  I dont know about Kwanzaa though.
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Offline KDR_11k

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Jon: You have enough time to buy a Wii yourself before Decemberween.

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KDR welcome back.
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Strip clubs. That, or total mindf*ck.
Oh, and Jews don't neccesarily get gifts past the first day...it's a pretty loose policy; presents aren't even the core part of the holiday (in my mind that is).
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Going to wait for the 1st price drop, then how the (new) game library is shaping up.

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So in otherwords Price Antman 100?
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KDR welcome back.


Oy, you noticed I was gone? Went on a LAN, was back for one day (and didn't check PGC since you have to read it in one session if you want the cookie to remember what you read already), went on vacation.

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KDR welcome back.


Oy, you noticed I was gone? Went on a LAN, was back for one day (and didn't check PGC since you have to read it in one session if you want the cookie to remember what you read already), went on vacation.
a LAN.....how many people went?
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Small private one, we were 8 people at times I think but most were CS nuts so it wasn't much fun.

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What valid excuse could you possibly have for not having a Wii by Christmas this year?



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