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General-3 / Hey whoa

« on: March 19, 2015, 02:31:36 AM »

What's goin' on guys? I think it's been a few years!

I play with onaholes these days. Nintendo's still okay I guess. I downloaded that SG-1000 theme on my 3DS yesterday, 10/10 would look at again.

See you in 2049 for the San Francisco Rush race.

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General Chat / Re: This is weird, I haven't been here in years...

« on: May 30, 2011, 12:32:15 AM »

I'm here for you, mouse_clicker. Let's have sex.

http://pietriots.com/
 
This is where the real party's at these days.

This!

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Intellivision Lives! LIVES AGAIN! WHOOO!!!

« on: April 22, 2010, 05:05:09 AM »

Still EXCITE about this, will support so hard. Unless no online import retailers bother to stock it.

Which they probably won't.

/erection

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: The 3rd Party Wall of Shame

« on: February 05, 2010, 02:26:34 AM »

LISTS? LISTS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIFT OFF

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: The 3rd Party Wall of Shame

« on: January 28, 2010, 01:39:43 AM »

LOLOLOL, imagine trying to do this with all the DS bullshit they've clogged the shelves with.

That could be a whole new Imagine™ game in itslef!

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General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'

« on: December 15, 2009, 01:26:13 AM »

I love when I'm playing a 360 game and the frame rate has a slight heart attack to inform me that I've unlocked an achievement. "100 for using your shotgun" "500 for pressing start". It gives me such an erection.

Nintendo doesn't praise me every step of the way, there's no use playing their games. I can't wait 'til they go third party. Yes indeed, 1999 will be a good year.

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General-3 / Re: NWR Masturbation Club

« on: October 28, 2009, 02:18:26 AM »

Yes. And being a hardcore gamer (not like NINTENDO FANS LOL!!!! did you see mario world toddler gimic ks s fad LOL WII BOWLING?!!!! GIVE ME HALO), I tend to do this often.

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General Gaming / Re: What got up David Jaffe's butt?

« on: August 30, 2009, 03:05:47 AM »

Come to think about it.  I buy clothes all the time and then sell them on Craigslist the next week.  I do the same thing with skateboards, jockstraps, and especially cars.  After the first week, it'd be silly to not go through the long arduous process of buying and selling another car.  Guess you have a point there.

Yes, yes, we all know you're a dickhead. No need to try your hand at sarcasm and fail at it completely. I do love that you assume everyone trades in every game they buy the very next week, though. That's a special kind of brain damage, right there. You and Jaffe would get along just fine. Remember though, he's only a little man, please keep that in mind next time you stick your head up his arse.

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General Gaming / Re: What got up David Jaffe's butt?

« on: August 30, 2009, 01:29:25 AM »

David does make a good point that Gamestop is setting themselves up for failure.  The longer they refuse to join hands with pubs on re-sells, the faster DD will arive and kill them completely.

"What kind of a man are you, you're worthless and weak, you do nothing, you are nothing, you sit in here all day and play that sick, repulsive electric twanger, who are you, where do you come from?"

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General Gaming / Re: What got up David Jaffe's butt?

« on: August 30, 2009, 12:53:38 AM »

I bought God of War on clearance and ended up hating it, so I traded it, and got like a massive $4 or something for it. The next day I found David Jaffe in my kitchen, eating my Corn Flakes. I was all, "hey come on now David Jaffe, you can't just eat my Corn Flakes without asking! And breaking down my door! And why is there sperm all over my toothbrush, I don't remember doin-" but veins started popping out of David Jaffe's neck. He was mad. Real mad.

He threw the spoon to the floor and came at me with all his might. Being shorter than a toddler, he simply bounced back upon making contact with my knee. "YOU CAN'T SELL SOMETHING I MADE" he screamed, tears forming in his eyes. "I MADE GOD OF WAR, IT WAS ME, I WAS THE SINGLE DEVELOPER, I PUBLISHED IT, I HANDLED PUBLIC RELATIONS, I ADVERTISED IT, GOD OF WAR IS MY BABY, AND YOU'RE SELLING IT, MY BABY!"

I paused. That poor man. I had no idea. I put my hand on his head (having to bend down in order to do so). "There, there, little guy, it's okay". I then threw him out of my house via the kitchen window. The cool breeze swept him away like a plastic bag.

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General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'

« on: August 30, 2009, 12:23:02 AM »

I'm cutting your name into my chest Ferny.

<3 <3

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General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'

« on: August 29, 2009, 02:27:16 AM »

I barely even bother with this place anymore, but just from popping my head into this thread every now and then, it seems D_Average has a weird obession with Deg. Like, seriously creepy weird. D_Average has been banned from countless other forums, I guess this is why. He latches onto some poor guy and like, cuts their name into his chest or something.

God damn, I shudder at the thought of what a complete social outcast D_Average must be in the real world.

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General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'

« on: August 29, 2009, 12:45:05 AM »

I must say, those are some really goods points Deguello, have you ever considered being a consultant at Capcom or Ubisoft?  Sounds like they could use someone like you to finally straighten them out.  Hell, I'd even attach this post to your resume.

Have you ever considered being a consultant at the fertilizaer factory? Sounds like they could use someone like you to supply a steady stream of manure simply by opening your mouth.

"HURK DURK HI GUYS"
"Whoa D_Average, not so loud, you're overflowing the bags!"

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General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'

« on: August 21, 2009, 01:17:43 AM »

There there.

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General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'

« on: August 17, 2009, 12:56:04 AM »

LOL CRYBABY 'ARTICLES'.

REMEMBER WHEN RICK DID THAT? LOL! PSP GONNA BEAT DAT DS COZ GRAPHICS *FRONT PAGE ARTICLE*

LOL AT D AVERAGE. TRY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF BAWWWW'ING.



LOL NINTENDO NEEDS TO STFU WHERE'S MY PAYCHECK!!!!!

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General Gaming / Re: Bionic Commando

« on: August 16, 2009, 07:20:35 AM »

lol finally a studio that deserved to go under does. GRIN was pathetic and I hope their character designer never finds another job in this or any other industry.



LOOK AT THIS ****. Way to ruin a great IP, guys.

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General Gaming / Re: Official 'I'm Watching G4 E3 live" Thread

« on: June 02, 2009, 02:17:06 AM »

A new Pilotwings game was just confirmed for the Ultra 64.

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TalkBack / Re: Does Nintendo Hate Excitebots?

« on: May 18, 2009, 05:37:46 AM »

13,000 copies in what, 10 days isn't bad at all. =o I agree about the lack of advertising hurting it though, what with 'core' gamers refusing to actually buy/play anything on the Wii, you need more of that crucial 'casual' mass-market attention.

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TalkBack / Re: Factor 5, Inc. Shuts Down in America

« on: May 15, 2009, 02:00:40 AM »

Lair will save the PS3.

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TalkBack / Re: There Won't Be Blood

« on: May 02, 2009, 02:06:17 AM »

this is awful news!!!!!!!

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Amazing Deals!

« on: May 02, 2009, 02:04:55 AM »

these are amazing deals!!!

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TalkBack / Re: Ubisoft's Profits Rise Thanks to Wii

« on: May 02, 2009, 02:02:39 AM »

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Why the Wii will never get any better (Firmware Related)

« on: March 03, 2009, 06:50:42 PM »

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't see what the huge deal is? Yeah it is kind of lame that patching isn't allowed, but beyond that what is the huge deal?

Don't you see, GP, Wii doesn't allow egg timers to be installed by pira-home brew enthusiasts. How will people ever be able to tell when their eggs are ready. It's why the Wii is a gimmick fad for grandma children. Also what happens when a developer releases a game that has no gameplay? They can't just patch it in like they can with PS3/PC/360!

Nintendo's ruined the God damn industry.



NINTENDOOOOOOOOOO! Where are the games games games.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Why the Wii will never get any better (Firmware Related)

« on: March 03, 2009, 09:01:34 AM »

But like MegaByte I'm very angry Nintendo does not let me hack the Wii and install egg timers. It's an outrage.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Why the Wii will never get any better

« on: March 03, 2009, 07:46:01 AM »

NINTEEEEENDOOOOOOOO!!!

User was warned for this (and the above) posts. Worthless spamming. ~Pale