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Offline KnowsNothing

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« on: November 13, 2005, 09:53:50 AM »
Microwave on high for 3 seconds.

For serious guys, read the box.
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2005, 09:55:29 AM »
Boxes are for n00bs




wait a minute....
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2005, 09:56:47 AM »
hah hah yes microwaved pop tarts become a foul geode of horror
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2005, 10:00:09 AM »
I like to microwaving cd and Xmas light
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2005, 10:10:50 AM »
It's like Krispy Kreme, who said to put them in the microwave for 9 seconds?

I demand we call Krispy Kreme and demand them change it to 4!!!!!! 4 WHOLE SECONDS.
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RE:Pop-Tarts
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2005, 12:00:09 PM »
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Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
Microwave on high for 3 seconds.

For serious guys, read the box.

More like put them in the freezer...
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2005, 01:07:49 PM »
Eggs are a breakfast food.
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2005, 06:32:24 AM »
Pop-tarts soaked in Strawberry Quick.
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2005, 09:17:00 AM »
I have a friend who got second degree burns on his hand from a Pop-Tart.  I think it was a Frosted Cherry one.
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2005, 06:37:10 PM »
Carnation Instant Breakfast, Your going to love it in an Instant!!!
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2005, 08:53:32 PM »
jeez, Pop tarts + microwaves = a stupid way to burn your tongue... it clearly says CAUTION, FILLING IS HOT WHEN HEATED. Or maybe that's Hot Pockets?? Either way I never have time to heat them up, I always eat them as I'm driving to school. It takes a lot of coordination when Im trying to get in my car and have to shut and lock the house, unlock the car door, take my backback off without dropping the drink, toss the backpack in, set my drink down, then open the shiny, mesmerizing packaging. It's a lot of hard work.

The point I'm trying to make is that Pop Tarts, while good, cause a lot of problems in the short run and yet still third parties treat them like dirt.



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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2005, 11:46:30 PM »
IT'S A BOX OF LIES
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RE:Pop-Tarts
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2005, 02:56:21 AM »
I upper cut mine inside the toaster
a man jumps out and yells


TOASTY!
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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2005, 04:23:04 PM »
Creme brule.
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RE:Pop-Tarts
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2005, 04:49:40 PM »
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Microwave on high for 3 seconds.

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RE:Pop-Tarts
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2005, 05:36:18 AM »
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More like put them in the freezer...


Then put them in the microwave.

With the foil wrapper on.

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RE: Pop-Tarts
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2005, 11:59:15 PM »
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Re: Pop-Tarts
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