Author Topic: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽ (Read 9998 times)

pokepal148 · « **on:** June 15, 2018, 01:06:50 AM »

To Do:
Super Sidekicks 2

World Soccer Pinball

Super Sidekicks 3: The Next Glory

Poached by Neal and Co. Second opinion needed:

Soccer Slammers
False Review by Neal.
True and Honest Insanolord second opinion: Coming soon

Legendary 11
False Review by Neal
True and Honest Insanolord Second Opinion: Coming Soon

Completed:

Football Manager Touch 2018.
Review

FIFA 2018
Review

Super Sidekicks
Review

ShyGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2018, 01:25:55 AM »

Thanks Pokepal, you're doing the Lord's work. I wouldn't mind a second opinion on Legendary Eleven as well

I am willing to finance this, let me know the account numbers to wire money to.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2018, 01:34:05 AM »

World Soccer Pinball Is like $2. Even some poor soul who gets by on bread crumbs and an iPhone X should be able to manage that.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2018, 03:25:08 AM »

Shouldn't Fifa 19 and the Fifa 18 DLC be part of this docket?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2018, 12:14:11 PM »

The FIFA 18 DLC is nice but I don't know that it warrants a review (and if it did it really would have to have happened before the World Cup started). I'm really not interested in playing Legendary Elevem after how Neal's reacted to it, but I could probably knock out a couple of the smaller ones just to keep up appearances. I'm currently reviewing RBI Baseball as well, so they might not come that quickly, though.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2018, 06:20:51 PM »

Play RBI baseball with your hands and the soccer games with your feet. We're waiting on reviews over here!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2018, 07:28:44 PM »

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on June 15, 2018, 12:14:11 PM

The FIFA 18 DLC is nice but I don't know that it warrants a review (and if it did it really would have to have happened before the World Cup started). I'm really not interested in playing Legendary Elevem after how Neal's reacted to it, but I could probably knock out a couple of the smaller ones just to keep up appearances. I'm currently reviewing RBI Baseball as well, so they might not come that quickly, though.

I don't care what Khushrenada says, this man is a saint! A saint I tell you, a soccer saint!

pokepal148 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2018, 02:37:13 AM »

Who does this Neal guy think he is? Insanolord is the one and only soccer authority on Nintendo World Report and everybody knows it. Either get with the program or get lost.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2018, 08:49:34 AM »

Neal is really into arcade-style soccer games. He may be the world's biggest Sega Soccer Slam fan, so he tends to grab anything in that vein.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2018, 07:51:13 PM »

I have won a $10 eshop card from something called Discord (spelling?), and I would like to use this $10 to put forth a bribe so that Insanolord will review some of this soccer backlog. What say you, Insanolord? Will you accept my bribe?

Kairon suggested I threaten you with Skylanders, but that's not my way. I wouldn't break into somebody's house and leave the severed head of a Skylander in their bed.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2018, 07:55:02 PM »

You don't need to bribe me, I'm going to do at least a couple of them once I knock out the RBI Baseball review later this week.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2018, 11:24:55 PM »

So do we count NES soccer?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2018, 11:40:15 PM »

Yes we do. In all fairness, it can be a mini-review

Khushrenada · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2018, 11:42:41 PM »

Just give it the "Recommended for Kairon" designation we all know it deserves and move on.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2018, 12:14:44 AM »

We got another one boyz!

Inazuma 11 Ares coming to the Switch

https://gematsu.com/2018/09/level-5-announces-tgs-2018-lineup#A9HgUhSLscL5y0c5.99

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2018, 06:16:46 AM »

I'll let you know now that I'm not scheduled to review FIFA 19. We're getting big into video reviews for prominent releases and I don't currently have the hardware to record game footage.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2018, 06:23:29 PM »

Wut?!? time for a GoFundMe

Order.RSS · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2018, 07:03:50 PM »

GoFutMe*

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** September 20, 2018, 08:10:13 PM »

Quote from: NWR_insanolord on September 20, 2018, 06:16:46 AM

I'll let you know now that I'm not scheduled to review FIFA 19. We're getting big into video reviews for prominent releases and I don't currently have the hardware to record game footage.

I hope you'll at least give us a second review or a paragraph or two hot take.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2018, 01:54:28 AM »

Hell, you could probably do something clever with the review itself. Zach seems to be fond of that interview format so maybe do that with Insano as the interviewer and Neal the review thief as the one being interviewed.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2018, 01:56:20 AM »

Zach's just stealing my sparkling innovations. I was the one start the whole talk to yourself on these forums. I even did it in Talkback but the mods back then removed those conversations a couple times. Now, it's a review format of Talkback. Oh, the ~~humanity~~ hypocrisy!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #21 on:** October 01, 2018, 01:03:38 AM »

FIFA 19 on Switch doesn't let you use customized rosters in career mode. 0 out of 10.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #22 on:** October 01, 2018, 02:44:15 AM »

Once again, the Funhouse turns out to be the place to get the real scoop on the news and where to find the true review on a game. Talkback is too lamestream. Newsradio is the "real deal". There's a reason we won all those A.B.S.A.'s back in '96.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** November 30, 2018, 12:56:50 AM »

There have been so many new soccer games released on the Switch, I can't even keep track!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:27:12 AM »

I'm not sinking another ton of time into a maybe slightly improved but still subpar version of Football Manager. Just read last year's review and pretend the year in the title is one higher. And I'm really not going to be in the mood for anything soccer related after next Saturday if there's yet another Atlanta sports choke job.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #25 on:** November 30, 2018, 08:04:19 PM »

But what about DESKTOP SOCCER???

https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/desktop-soccer-switch

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #26 on:** November 30, 2018, 08:20:02 PM »

Wow, I'd never even heard of that.

nickmitch · « **Reply #27 on:** December 01, 2018, 03:20:51 PM »

Now that you have, when can we expect the review?

pokepal148 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 08, 2020, 12:12:57 AM »

What we really need is a review for Captain Tsubasa: Rise of New Champions.

Get on it Insanolord.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2020, 04:16:13 AM »

It was really considerate of EA to make Fifa 2021 on Switch literally just the exact same game with just a roster update (as opposed to just being practically the same game like in previous years) so our good friend Insanolord has a shot at getting a review on the site.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #30 on:** October 24, 2020, 04:21:06 AM »

Nope, I bought it on Xbox One, where they actually made some pretty substantial improvements to the career mode, which is the only part I care about.

nickmitch · « **Reply #31 on:** October 26, 2020, 04:51:49 PM »

Games Journalism is dead.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 26, 2020, 06:27:46 PM »

Look, what if the FIFA Switch team is trapped in a groundhog day style time loop and only by having Insanolord post a review of one of their games on the site will the cycle be broken and they'll be able to make a new game.

MASB · « **Reply #33 on:** November 01, 2020, 07:35:18 PM »

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And I'm really not going to be in the mood for anything soccer related after next Saturday if there's yet another Atlanta sports choke job.

Atlanta United actually came through and still no reviews (unless I missed them

)!

All insanolord has to do is repost his FIFA 18 review and change the number to 21. It'll be accurate and may create a tear in the spacetime fabric that will allow the FIFA developers to break out of their time loop and put effort towards Switch games again. It may also have the side benefit of reversing Odell Beckham's season-ending injury. Who can say?

Do it for the devs, insanolord! Do it for the Browns!

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