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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #150 on: January 10, 2018, 02:26:45 PM »
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« Reply #151 on: January 10, 2018, 08:16:09 PM »
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #152 on: January 22, 2018, 03:15:47 PM »
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/watchdog/sd-me-diamond-convictions-20180119-story.html

Oh, the seedy underworld of the portable toilet business..

"unlawful dumpings saved the company up to $4.1 million between 2012 and 2016"
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #153 on: March 16, 2018, 10:43:32 AM »
You missed the bit where they have security guards for the safety of the toilets.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #154 on: March 16, 2018, 08:13:09 PM »
You missed the bit where they have security guards for the safety of the toilets.

Presumably the toilets are also there for the security guards though? It's a symbiotic relationship! The guards are basically plover birds in the rotting teeth of the toilet's crocodile.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #155 on: April 12, 2018, 04:24:20 PM »
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-feces-bacteria-study/

hand dryers are the worst. now they're even worser.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #156 on: April 12, 2018, 06:47:24 PM »
Fun fact: I'm taking a dump at LA Fitness right now.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #157 on: April 13, 2018, 01:27:17 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #158 on: April 13, 2018, 01:28:46 AM »
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-feces-bacteria-study/

hand dryers are the worst. now they're even worser.

Agreed. I've always hated hand dryers. A lot of times, I will rip off some toilet paper from a stall and use that to dry my hands instead. I get trying to cut down on waste but hand dryers have always been so useless to me.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #159 on: April 26, 2018, 09:22:20 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-brings-own-123852984.html

Despite the myth of his ancestors' god-like origins, Kim too is human and needs a restroom—and while some may pack a few toiletries ahead of a trip, Kim has a whole private toilet that travels everywhere he goes, a North Korean defector told The Washington Post.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #160 on: September 28, 2018, 04:48:18 PM »
Not an article I thought I would read.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mountain-goats-being-airlifted-national-171800177.html

Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee

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With minerals necessary for their diet scant, the goats have developed a strong predilection for human pee and sweat, which they can find in abundance while foraging through the park's 1,442 square mile domain.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #161 on: September 28, 2018, 07:12:12 PM »
Don't they put out Salt licks anymore?

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #162 on: November 13, 2018, 01:25:58 PM »
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Get ready for smart toilets that'll scan your poop using artificial intelligence to save you a trip to the doctor.

That's what Sanjay Mehrotra, chief executive of memory chipmaker Micron Technology, expects as AI spreads to yet another corner of our lives.

https://www.cnet.com/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/



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AI that screens out spam and recognizes your mom's face is so 2017.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #163 on: November 19, 2018, 03:11:22 PM »
#WorldToiletDay is trending on Twitter.

And... -checks notes- Al Jazeera[?!]... has gotten into the holiday spirit!

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #164 on: November 19, 2018, 11:03:02 PM »
This year's World Toilet Day slogan "When Nature Calls..." is a good one, but it doesn't beat their inaugural effort from 2013 - "I give a ****, do you?" - yet, in my books.

Between the 110 million toilets India has planned, and the Chinese toilet revolution, this thread is about to become a lot more popular!

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #166 on: November 20, 2018, 04:23:20 AM »
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #167 on: May 04, 2019, 12:48:20 PM »
https://news.sky.com/story/golden-toilet-by-cattelan-to-be-installed-at-blenheim-palace-11709954

Golden toilet to be installed at Blenheim Palace. Every line in this article is a gem.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #168 on: May 05, 2019, 01:38:52 AM »
leaderboards. think about it.

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You know, I know the obvious stats to track are quantity of visits and quantity of material left behind, but I'm sure all of us try to hit the little scent/cleaner in the urinals. Make it a target and score us on our accuracy. Maybe that will get the assholes who piss on the floor some incentive to actually AIM when they go.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #169 on: May 23, 2019, 01:01:42 AM »
Literally nobody:           
         
Scientists: How bout some smart toilets?!

Artificial Intelligence In Your Toilet. Yes, Really!
https://www.forbes.com/sites/bernardmarr/2019/05/20/artificially-intelligent-toilets-yes-they-are-here/#e1c11d5626df

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One toilet seat developed by the Rochester Institute of Technology contains devices that measure blood oxygenation levels, heart rate, and blood pressure to signal when someone is at risk for congestive heart failure.

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What if the toilet in your home could monitor your health by analyzing your daily waste?

It's kind of funny how this stuff is creeping into the public consciousness. I'd like to think this thread has been a major contributor to awareness, but the next part is alarming:

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Smart toilets could also have an essential role in monitoring public health. With the help of data collected from smart toilets in public spaces in combination with the weather and other data from satellites, it could give global health professionals early warnings of a disease outbreak before it becomes a crisis.

Sounds downright Orwellian. I don't like it. Imagine the zealousness of the anti-smoking crusaders and the socialist health care wackos directing their ire at people for not installing a smart toilet in their home. Call me old fashioned, call me a luddite, but I don't want my toilet info collated with satellite data. A bunch of nerds at the CDC looking over spreadsheets of my toilet history is not the future I want my kids to live in.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #170 on: May 27, 2019, 06:13:49 PM »
https://www.thedailybeast.com/a-toilet-that-vaporizes-your-poo

A Toilet That Vaporizes Your Poo

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...Scion Research team turned to a technology that is fairly well known in large-scale applications (it’s used in mining and also sewage treatment), which they think could work well if innovative methods are used to downsize it. The method is called wet oxidation. Essentially, it works by taking waste and adding oxygen and then putting everything under pressure and gently heating it to about 400 degrees Fahrenheit.

“What would happen in that environment over a period of an hour is that organic material will oxidize. It gets converted to carbon dioxide and water. Just heating under oxygen pressure. It’s quite amazing,” says Gapes. The byproduct is completely sterile—a clear liquid that can be treated and passed through a filtration membrane to produce purified water and an ash that contains a high content of phosphorous, a chemical element used in fertilizer.

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There are 2.5 billion people around the world who don’t have access to safe, affordable sanitation systems. That means every time they go to the bathroom they have to put themselves in an unhealthy or dangerous situation.

It’s a problem that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation believes can be solved by innovative technologies.

ugh i don't gates anywhere near my toitey.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #171 on: May 27, 2019, 06:57:18 PM »
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It gets converted to carbon dioxide and water.

Um.... guys.... we're supporting to be fighting global warming, not speeding it up.

Bill Gates is a big investor in CO2 capture and burial. Looks likes he's trying to increase the market for the 3rd world....\conspiracy theory
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #172 on: May 27, 2019, 07:16:38 PM »
so
1) bill gates turns poop into cO2
2) then invests in cO2 scrubbers
3) profit?

Sounds like a Bond villain
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #173 on: May 28, 2019, 12:05:54 PM »
Sure that sounds good until your toilet runs into the poo screen of death.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #174 on: May 30, 2019, 01:03:32 AM »
^ ;D ^

Next, from the aww heck NO file: Snake Rises From Toilet, Bites Florida Man

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toiletsnake-attacks-189536

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