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Has anyone else noticed the tits
« on: July 12, 2009, 09:52:15 AM »
Has anyone else noticed the tits on the ads for EVONY, some game about tits that advertises here jsut keep getting more and more prominent? At first it was all "save the priness" and jsut some pretty CG lady down the corner and now it's like SAVE THE CLEAVAGE! and a little button down the bottom reminding you to click.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2009, 10:14:03 AM »
time to turn off adblock.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 12:37:31 PM »
Has anyone else noticed the tits on the ads for EVONY, some game about tits that advertises here jsut keep getting more and more prominent? At first it was all "save the priness" and jsut some pretty CG lady down the corner and now it's like SAVE THE CLEAVAGE! and a little button down the bottom reminding you to dick her.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 12:19:39 AM »
This site has ads? The internet has ads? Adblock Plus is your (best) friend.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 01:02:30 AM »
I only see the adds on the main page but interestingly enough, today I did notice when I came to the site. It was unusual since I think all the adds just had a CG picture like RAB mentioned but this one was a real life photo which caused me to pause for a moment. I wasn't sure at first if it was a real person or not but not I'm pretty sure it's a real person with the add touched up a bit to soften it.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 01:09:00 AM »
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 01:30:33 AM »
Wow. Can't say I recall seeing the last add where it is just the chest shot. It's possible but I can't recall. But that was a great article and I definitely can agree that is how those adds have progressed.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 03:06:47 AM »
Nah I reckon their CG guys jsut keep getting better. I reckon the most blatent one was the one with the sword pointed directly at her cleavage. Gee I wonder where our eyes are meant to go?

Also why block ads? This is gunna sound crazy but sometimes I even click ads. I might've even clicked on Evony a few times, just not lately.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 01:10:34 PM »
My screen is just like my home, filled with the things I want, and I don't want solicitation at either.

Besides, the ads take up valuable space on my screen, and aren't selling anything I would buy anyway.

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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 01:51:48 PM »
There's an even worse ad with some woman who looks like she must be pushing 50 and wearing so much makeup she looks plastic.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 06:19:52 PM »
I was actually thinking of making a thread about this very thing because I have noticed the change as well. They must really want people to try the game. I thought it was a browser based clone of Civilization but now you don't even know what the game is. It looks more like those annoying dating site ads than a game ad.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 10:50:43 PM »
My favorite EVONY ad so far is the one where the queen is all scared and sad and a sword is pointing down her cleavage. It was hilarious. But yeah, I am glad to know I am NOT the only one who noticed the change in the EVONY ads.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 10:06:34 AM »
I think its funny that i used to notice the Evony ads more when the character models used in the promo were more fictional, WoW type characters, now that there's a realistic model there with giant cleavage, i actually DONT notice it.

For one thing, I'm at work so i try to scroll past that because it looks NSFW, secondly i don't even know what the hell the ad is for cuz i never once stoppd to look at it. Only after i read this thread did i realize there's "evony" in tiny script in the corner of the ad. WtfLOL!
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2009, 07:18:06 PM »
Apparently, even casual flash gamers love tits.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 09:39:28 AM »
who DOESN'T enjoy a nice titty flash?
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 08:11:50 PM »
Apparently, no one.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 09:47:51 AM »
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 12:36:09 PM »
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind, the dead & the gay

fixed

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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 02:20:34 PM »
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind, the dead & the gay

fixed

Fixed. Even my brother joys a good titty flash. He'll even run up and jiggle em.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2009, 07:42:36 PM »
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind, the dead & the gay

fixed

Fixed. Even my brother joys a good titty flash. He'll even run up and jiggle em.

Blind men can jiggle tits.  Ladies, too.
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 09:33:09 PM »
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2009, 08:51:52 AM »
Guess its just the dead that don't appreciate it. Unless there's an afterlife where they hace access to titts. If you were a ghost would you possess a titty and i'm probably going way too far with this, i'll stop now
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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2009, 11:20:47 AM »
Oh, the images of a possessed titty. I'd possess her hand...

Did you ever see that Woody Allen movie 'Everything you ever wanted to know about sex* (but were afraid to ask)'? Awesome movie.

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Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 03:38:41 PM »
AHAHAHAHA He said tatty bo Jangles!

I'm using that term from now on.
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