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Mafia: Day 4
Pryopizm:
Ty wasn't a lonely man, as a matter of fact, business was always so very good. And tonight, gaining the assurance of KnowNothing's death by breaking the tie, was particularly lucrative. He was able to seduce a vote change from a local townsman.
Little did he know that his shenanigans were being closely monitored. As he was walking home with a great sense of self satistfaction he heard a voice behind him.
"I saw what you did."
"Pardon me?" Ty turned around to a faceful of bullets. It was an untimely end for an untimely whore. Some say that when you sleep with the devil, you get burned. Actually, I don't think anyone's said that, and it sounds retarded, so pretend you didn't just read that.
The Fanboys had got their revenge.
Later that evening, there was another man out for revenge. Shy Guy fancied himself a Vigilante and decided to take matters into his own hands. Armed with Ninja throwing stars, he set for his target, Mario.
He snuck into Mario's home and found him playing "O.P.P." on the piano. Shy Guy stopped for a moment, he was a great fan of Naughty By Nature and had never heard this song played so beautifully and with such deep sadness. He had a tear in his eye as he tossed the first of his three throwing stars. The first one missed and hit the open cover of Mario's lavish Grand Piano. Mario turned quickly and saw Shy Guy standing Spider-Man PJs with the throwing stars in his hands.
"I know you're Mafia!!! I know you're Mafia!!" Shy Guy yelled as he tossed the second throwing star. He managed to his the chandelier hanging on the vaulted ceiling.
"What the hell are you doing? I'm not Mafia! I'm just a townie." Mario asked, though less frightened than bewildered.
Shy Guy tossed one more star at Mario and manage to hit him in the jugular. He ran to Mario's bleeding body and started singing and dancing, "Oh my God! I am teh Winnar!! I'm down wit O.P.P. Yeah, you know. . ."
Those were to be Shy Guy's last words as he was suddenly crushed by the chandelier, which for some godforsaken reason,had been held up by rope that was frayed from Shy Guys fateful toss.
BlackNMild2k1:
Wow. 3 dead tonite?
let the mourning begin
MysticGohan24:
Wonders who'll be the next victim, I'll miss shyguys impression of what if...? Spiderman was a Ninja!
IceCold:
Dear Diary,
I stand at the corpse of Ty the Talismanian Tiger, weeping at the loss of our beloved town, um, benefactor. Yes, let's leave it at that. I don't want to taint your precious pages with the evils of society. Anyway, just earlier on in the day, I was going to die. Then, by some miraculous change of fortune, I still live to see the sun rise again. And it's all due to Mrs. Sugary (and believe me, she was sweet..).
Then, by another twist of fate, Ty was killed by an anonymous mobster shortly after the votes were tallied. I onced asked Ty, late at night in my bedroom, if I could perform a certain "trick" on her, and her response was "Over my dead body!" Well, diary, I know that she would have wanted me to carry out her last wish, so I did it.. I just hope no one was watching.
Also, I must confide in you something. I happen to know that Aurion's first name is not in fact Bill. It is actually Kratos. That would make his initials KA. And we all know what that stands for - "Kill All" of course.. Oh, by the way, I keep forgetting; why is it diary, that whenever I write "boycott" into you, the ink magically changes to text to "buy all"? I don't get it..
Furthermore, the magnum the "judge" uses is called Swift Justice. Initials SJ. And 12.3% of us know what that stands for - "Sans Justification" of course.
Just saying..
Pryopizm:
The joke's on you Ice Cold. Ty was a man-whore.
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