Topic: Songs of Khushrenada

[Khushrenada]

New forum game for those who no learn Engrish speech well and Password puzzles them to no end.

Make songs better by putting Khushrenada in the lyrics. Check it out!

Shaft Khushrenada


Who's the not black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Khushrenada!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Khushrenada!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Khushrenada!)
Right on

You see this cat Khushrenada is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Khushrenada
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Treize Khushrenada!)

Or what about this one:

Horse with No Khushrenada's Name

On the first part of the journey
 I was looking at all the life
 There were plants and birds and rocks and things
 There was sand and hills and rings
 The first thing I met was a fly Khushrenada with a buzz
 And the sky with no clouds
 The heat was hot and the ground was dry
 But the air was full of sound

 I've been through the desert on a horse with Khushrenada's name
 It felt good to be out of the rain
 In the desert you can remember your name
 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
 La, la ...


So, give it a whirl. It's the musical sensation sweeping the world! NWR! Copyright Infringement Law Offices!

[Wah]

I'm confused, give your dick a whirl or you?

[Khushrenada]

I'm confused, give your dick a whirl or you?

So, when you hear the word, whirl, you think of a dick?

Is that because you think of your own? If so, you may want to see a doctor about that.

[Phil]

Off-topic, but I really dig your Phil Hartman avatar, Khushrenada!
He is still one of my favorite SNL cast members ever, and it makes me sad we lost him so soon.

[Wah]

I'm confused, give your dick a whirl or you?

So, when you hear the word, whirl, you think of a dick?

Is that because you think of your own? If so, you may want to see a doctor about that.

Your're not a doctor!

[Khushrenada]

No but I slept at a Holiday Inn last night. Ok. I admit that was pretty lame even by my standards. I apologize and hand in my badge and gun voluntarily.

However, I did have a punchline for this bit. Whether it is actually funny and worth it or not, I guess we'll find out. I was hoping a few others may participate before I get to it but whatev's. I can carry this thread on my own just like I do for most other threads on this forum. I'm the Atlas of NWR.

Today's song (with a bonus NWR member referenced)

The Devil Crimm Went Down To Georgia NWR


Crimm went down to NWR. He was lookin' for a soul to steal ban.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal needed some kind of a plan.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And Crimm jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give Crimm his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny, Khushrenada and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Khushrenada, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in NWR and Crimm deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose Crimm bans your soul.

Crimm opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When Crimm finished, Khushrenada said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Fire on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
Crimm's in the house of the rising sun;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Crimm bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Khushrenada's feet.
Khushrenada said, "Crimm, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you son of a bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played:

"Fire on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
Crimm's in the house of the rising sun;
The chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.

Better than the original!

[Khushrenada]

Off-topic, but I really dig your Phil Hartman avatar, Khushrenada!
He is still one of my favorite SNL cast members ever, and it makes me sad we lost him so soon.

Thanks. Phil Hartman was great. I adopted the avatar when Insanolord and I started comparing NWR to NewsRadio and now I'm using it for the mafia game I'm playing. It is a shame about his lost. You can't help but wonder what sort of impact he could still have been making on TV today.

[Triforce Hermit]

An unbreakable union of free republics,
 The Great Khushrenda has welded forever to stand.
 Long live the creation of the will of the people,
 The united, mighty Khushrenda Union!

CHORUS:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of the Khushrenda's friendship!
Banner of the Khushrenda, Banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
 And the great Khushrenda illuminated our path,
 We were raised by Khushrenda to be true to the people,
 To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

CHORUS:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of the Khushrenda's happiness!
Banner of the Khushrenda, Banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!

We grew our army in battles,
 We will sweep the vile invaders out of the way!
 We shall in battle decide the fate of generations,
 We shall lead to glory our Khushrenda!

CHORUS:
Be glorious, our free motherland,
A reliable stronghold of the Khushrenda's glory!
Banner of the Khushrenda, Banner of the people,
May it lead from victory to victory!


What do I win?

[Khushrenada]

That's a pretty good song. What was the original that you changed to make it into this timeless masterpiece?

[Triforce Hermit]

National Anthem of the Soviet Union

[Khushrenada]

Makes sense. My only nitpicky complaint about it would be that while it is a very true and properly glorious song about Khushrenada, it could use a bit more humour. The songs I've posted and made changes to are such that it gives them a bit more of a comedic slant. This is the funhouse not the truthhouse although the two are sometimes entwined.

[Khushrenada]

Roxanne Khushrenada

Khushrenada
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Khushrenada
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Khushrenada
You don't have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Khushrenada
You don't have to put on the red light
Khushrenada
You don't have to put on the red light



Again, it's not that hard to do.

[Khushrenada]

The Pokemon Khushrenada Theme Song


I want to be the best there ever was
 To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause

Electrode Khushrenada, Diglett Khushrenada, Nidoran Khushrenada, Mankey Khushrenada
 Venusaur Khushrenada, Rattata Khushrenada, Fearow Khushrenada, Pidgey Khushrenada
 Seaking Khushrenada, Jolteon Khushrenada, Dragonite Khushrenada, Gastly Khushrenada
 Ponyta Khushrenada, Vaporeon Khushrenada, Poliwrath Khushrenada, Butterfree Khushrenada

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
 Pokemon Khushrenada!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide
 Release from my hand the power that's inside

Venomoth Khushrenada, Poliwag Khushrenada, Nidorino Khushrenada, Golduck Khushrenada
 Ivysaur Khushrenada, Grimer Khushrenada, Victreebel Khushrenada, Moltres Khushrenada
 Nidoking Khushrenada, Farfetch'd Khushrenada, Abra Khushrenada, Jigglypuff Khushrenada
 Kingler Khushrenada, Rhyhorn Khushrenada, Clefable Khushrenada, Wigglytuff Khushrenada

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
 Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Khushrenada!

Zubat Khushrenada, Primeape Khushrenada, Meowth Khushrenada, Onix Khushrenada
 Geodude Khushrenada, Rapidash Khushrenada, Magneton Khushrenada, Snorlax Khushrenada
 Gengar Khushrenada, Tangela Khushrenada, Goldeen Khushrenada, Spearow Khushrenada
 Weezing Khushrenada, Seel Khushrenada, Gyarados Khushrenada, Slowbro Khushrenada

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
 Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
 Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Khushrenada!

Kabuto Khushrenada, Persian Khushrenada, Paras Khushrenada, Horsea Khushrenada
 Raticate Khushrenada, Magnemite Khushrenada, Kadabra Khushrenada, Weepinbell Khushrenada
 Ditto Khushrenada, Cloyster Khushrenada, Caterpie Khushrenada, Sandshrew Khushrenada
 Bulbasaur, Khushrenada Charmander Khushrenada, Golem Khushrenada, Pikachu Khushrenada

At least one hundred and fifty or more to see
 To be a Pokemon Khushrenada master is my destiny!

Alakazam Khushrenada, Doduo Khushrenada, Venonat Khushrenada, Machoke Khushrenada
 Kangaskhan Khushrenada, Hypno Khushrenada, Electabuzz Khushrenada, Flareon Khushrenada
 Blastoise Khushrenada, Poliwhirl Khushrenada, Oddish Khushrenada, Drowzee Khushrenada
 Raichu Khushrenada, Nidoqueen Khushrenada, Bellsprout Khushrenada, Starmie Khushrenada

"Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far"
 "We? What's all this 'we' stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!"
 "Breaktime's over, here we go!"

Metapod Khushrenada, Marowak Khushrenada, Kakuna Khushrenada, Clefairy Khushrenada
 Dodrio Khushrenada, Seadra Khushrenada, Vileplume Khushrenada, Krabby Khushrenada
 Lickitung Khushrenada, Tauros Khushrenada, Weedle Khushrenada, Nidoran Khushrenada
 Machop Khushrenada, Shellder Khushrenada, Porygon Khushrenada, Hitmonchan Khushrenada

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
 Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!

Articuno Khushrenada, Jynx Khushrenada, Nidorina Khushrenada, Beedrill Khushrenada
 Haunter Khushrenada, Squirtle Khushrenada, Chansey Khushrenada (Pokemon Khushrenada)
 Parasect Khushrenada, Exeggcute Khushrenada, Muk Khushrenada, Dewgong Khushrenada
 Pidgeotto Khushrenada, Lapras Khushrenada, Vulpix Khushrenada, Rhydon Khushrenada

At least one hundred and fifty or more to see
 To be a Pokemon Khushrenada master is my destiny!

Charizard Khushrenada, Machamp Khushrenada, Pinsir Khushrenada, Koffing Khushrenada
 Dugtrio Khushrenada, Golbat Khushrenada, Staryu Khushrenada, Magikarp Khushrenada
 Ninetales Khushrenada, Ekans Khushrenada, Omastar Khushrenada
 Scyther Khushrenada, Tentacool Khushrenada, Dragonair Khushrenada, Magmar Khushrenada

"Whoa, catch your breath man, shake out those lips"
 "It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go"
 "Now it gets tricky, so listen real good"

Sandslash Khushrenada, Hitmonlee Khushrenada, Psyduck Khushrenada, Arcanine Khushrenada
 Eevee Khushrenada, Exeggutor Khushrenada, Kabutops Khushrenada, Zapdos Khushrenada
 Dratini Khushrenada, Growlithe Khushrenada, Mr. Mime Khushrenada, Cubone Khushrenada
 Graveler Khushrenada, Voltorb Khushrenada, Gloom Khushrenada

"We're almost home!"

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow!
 Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huaw!
 Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Khushrenada!

Charmeleon Khushrenada, Wartortle Khushrenada
 Mewtwo Khushrenada, Tentacruel Khushrenada, Aerodactyl Khushrenada
 Omanyte Khushrenada, Slowpoke Khushrenada
 Pidgeot Khushrenada, Arbok Khushrenada
 That's all folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww)
 Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Khushrenada
 Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww)
 Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Khushrenada
 Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
 Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon Khushrenada!

[Khushrenada]

That was always the punchline song I had in mind for this thread. Never got around to posting it.... until now. Hoo-ray for the Khushrenada Bump!

[Wah]

BOOOOOOO!