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« Reply #675 on: October 15, 2011, 03:53:35 AM »
Both sound good to me.

 
I'll do another. Wednesday was perfect for me.

This upcoming Wednesday good for you?
Not sure if Morari was down for another or not.
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« Reply #676 on: October 16, 2011, 07:08:54 PM »
I got a surprise for my next blurb, stay tuned :3

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« Reply #677 on: October 16, 2011, 08:26:50 PM »
I don't mean to go off topic in here or whatever, but you should watch all 11 of these movies. I've seen about half of them and plan on watching the rest soon.
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« Reply #678 on: October 16, 2011, 09:26:33 PM »
I've seen 5 of those, have a sixth (zombie, which I plan to MFT during the next two weeks)& there was one more on there that I had already planned to watch.
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« Reply #679 on: October 17, 2011, 12:21:58 AM »
I got a surprise for my next blurb, stay tuned :3

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« Reply #680 on: October 17, 2011, 12:39:31 AM »
Is it cool if I do the Fourth Kind on Wednesday? I haven't seen it but it scared the **** out of my older brother. He's kind of a pansy though when it comes to scary movies.
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« Reply #681 on: October 17, 2011, 12:43:00 AM »
Why wouldn't it be.

I've "seen" it but I don't remember too much about it. I think I fell asleep somewhere in the middle (watched it on the late late nite), so you recapping it for me sounds good.

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« Reply #682 on: October 17, 2011, 01:11:11 AM »
yeah, I didn't like the 4th kind so much, so rip it apart with an MFT!
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« Reply #683 on: October 17, 2011, 02:38:09 PM »

I've seen this movie a long ass time ago... on TNT I think. Hopefully it's as bad in a good way... or good in a bad way as I remember it :p

Alright, we start off in a lab with a chick in desperate need of a makeover selling access to a news reporter the the animals they test on for only $500.

I don't see how this could go wrong at all.
I mean even the monkey with a bloody diaper looks ecstatic about it

"Como se dice creepy looking monkey?"

It's early in the movie, but let's play a little game called
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!?"

Scenario: Large cage that housed (as of yet) unknown animal that was dangerous enough to need a tracking collar/terrorist suicide belt has somehow gotten out of it's cage and taken off the collar.

What would you do?
A) Immediately notify security that a potentially angry/dangerous lab animal has escaped?

B) Arm yourself with tranquilizers just incase said animal shows up in the lab somewhere?
or
C) Inspect the inside of the cage a lttle bit closer... just incase the large animal is hiding somewhere inside?
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« Reply #684 on: October 17, 2011, 02:55:12 PM »
SURPRISE!!!!!
The answer was C

because apparently sometimes you just never know...

You look terrified monkey.... bad experience?



It's not rape if you look and sound like you enjoyed it right?

But it's a good thing someone had the good sense to go with option B



Damn, this reporter chicks camera is SOOO BIG
"How Big Is It?"
It's so big that I don't think it would be allowed as carry-on luggage, she would have to check that baggage...

crickets.wav

Ok, ok ok. Let me try again.

That reporter chicks camera is SOOO BIG...
"How Big Is It!?"
That if she held it between her legs and dangled it around, Morari would actually get excited :P:
http://instantapplause.com/Sound/?id=75

You know this would be considered window shopping in certain parts of China and Indonesia ;)

Random Villager says: "Mmmmm Braaaaains!!"


It's hard to tell during the scene (so I didn't screen cap it), but I think this lab actually has a Lion a Tiger and a Bear!! Oh My!!

But those reporter chicks better get out of there because the main scientist guy is coming!!!!
Atleast now we know who was wearing that tracking collar/terrorist suicide belt from earlier

everybody meet Max, Max this is everybody!!
"RAWRF"

Oh ****! it's security!! everybody run!!
...nevermind. Max took him out, but he didn't kill him.


Kill Count:
Max = 1 (the lab assistant, not the security guard)


Oh ****! It's the scientist guy! Everybody Run!!

Max will get 'em... or maybe not.
Sit booboo sit... good boy! haha J/k

Run Max Run!!!

through the grate, into the parking lot and right into the back seat of the reporters car....

Looks like it's time for another round of
"What Would You Do!?"

Scenario: You are a reporter who just broke into an animal testing lab and accidentally freed a dog with a tracker/bomb collar attached to it. This dog broke out of the lab, in in the hurry to get off the premises, has jumped into your car before even you do.

What would you do?
A) hop in to car with the dog, no seconds thoughts, caution to the wind and drive away

B) command the dog to get out, but ultimately just drive away to not get caught regardless of if the dog got out or not
or
C) GTFO out the car and let the scientist guy have the dog back. Safety First. Freedom Second.
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« Reply #685 on: October 17, 2011, 03:07:42 PM »
I laughed at the Morari joke.
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« Reply #686 on: October 17, 2011, 03:10:55 PM »
Well they chose option B... but it turned out to be  a pretty good idea just a few moments later. Turns out this dog is pretty damn smart.
They get mugged and felt-up in the parking lot of a grocery store and the mugger decided to taunt the dog


Mugger: "you wanna watch me mutt!? WOOF".


Max apparently didn't want to watch, and the way the mugger said "woof" must have been quite offensive, because Max just unlocked the car door, hopped out of the car and chased the mugger down.
cue bennyhill.mp3

and then returned with her purse.
I'm starting to think this dog is even smarter than I thought. He obviously has an alterior motive. What better way to get a woman to take you home, rub you down and then let you watch her take a shower...? That's a good boy Max.

And I know dogs like to mark their territory, but damn this dog is protective.
I think it's real clear what this dog wants ;)

and he's not gonna let  something minor like her boyfriend get in the way of what is rightfully his



Uh Oh, I think the Paperbiy is gonna realize that this isn't a game...
To be fair though, he did apologize

and then he apologized some more...
and because of that, he got spared like a tire. :cool;

Oh No, looks like this tramp has found a new lady

Or you could say that this dog has found a new bitch.
and boy will she be impressed when she finds out (like I just did) that Max is a genetic masterpiece of ALL the most desired traits of every creature in the Animal Kingdom, such as Eyesight of an own, speed of a cheetah, strength and agility of a tiger, camoflage of a chameleon.... yes camoflage of a  freaking chameleon AND the ability to climb trees. I'm sure there are more secrets traits that Max has, but those are just the ones listed so far.
Oh.. and enters the neighborhood's bad cat. Gee, I wonder if there is gonna be a conflict between this genetic X-Dog and this poor little kitty cat that like to scratch people
"there goes whatshername's cat!!"  "I hate that cat, she always tries to scratch me!"
That's all the convincing I need to hate the cat too... let's unpause the movie and see what happens next.

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« Reply #687 on: October 17, 2011, 03:21:01 PM »
Noo kitty, don't run up the tree!!! Weren't you paying attention to the last scene!?

And definitely don't say that.... oh gawd, this isn't gonna end well is it!?

Nope.... certainly not. I hope that cat has a few of it's 9 lives left...
Hawt Damn Max!!

Who taught you how to eat pussy like that!!? That new "Lady" of your is gonna be real impressed when you show her that. ;)  ::pulls out notepad and takes notes::


That dog is too damn smart and too over protective.
he cut the brakes on the reporter chick's boyfriends car
Crazy Dog. An unsuccessful attempt at ridding himself of the competition. Good try though Max, but he didn't deserve it.

And poor Lassie(I forgot the girl dogs name already, so i'll just keep referring to her as Lassie), Max just broke into her house and chased her upstairs.
(Mood music is playing in the background... I think it's RAPE TIME!!! biotch)
but it looks like she was ready for him

or was she?

Let's just say that wasn't a rape whistle we heard just now..... 0_o


Stupid stupid Mailman... thought he could pepper spray max and then walk away.
This dog has acid pee for crying out loud... do you really think some pepperspray is gonna phase him?


Run Mailman Run!!

Well that brings Max's confirmed kill count up to 4 now
The Lab Assistant, the Mugger, The Cat & The Mailman.
Let's have a moment of silence please.....
(while Max buries the mailman under the porch)



Kill Count:
Max - 4


# of bodies found: 0

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« Reply #688 on: October 17, 2011, 03:33:53 PM »
Now the boyfriend found out that Max cut his brake lines... he decided to exact his revenge by attempting to poison the dog. Max didn't fall for it. the poor foul mothed parrot gets the short end of the stick since the boyfriend got away...
Kill count is now upto 5

Now she gave the dog to Ray the Junkyard owner.... who clocked Max upside the back of his head with a shovel the moment she (the reporter) left...
Max came to chained to a pole weighted down by an engine and some other junk. Max got loose and Ray burned his face with an acetylene torch... I think the kill count is about to hit +1


Ray sure had some balls to do what he he did.
Unfortunately for Ray....

he doesn't have them anymore
Kill Count is now 6

Max is back!!

and don't think that he forgot about the Boyfriend trying to poison him... and he already replaced him with a puppy (who likes to play with electrical cord plugs) too.
shall we mark Max down for another +1?

Let it be known that it is possible to reason with a dog
BF: "Ok, just take it easy Max"
max: growwwwwwl
BF: "Max, you came after me first, so let's just call it even and be friends"


Long story short, Max didn't kill him. For he is a Merciful God Dog!
Instead, he just knocked him out and....

pissed acid in his mouth and face.

The police are onto Max, but he's too quick for them and their bad aim, so who do you call
 :music; When there''s a mutant dog,
loose in your neighbor hood
who you gonna call!?
The Dog Catchers!! :music;

But what these guys didn't know, was that it was the dog that trapped them in the garage.... and that he just camoflaged himself.

Grave Marker for 2?

Not this time, but something tells me they won't be reporting to work tomorrow.  I wouldn't blame them if they quit in the morning.

A cop found the mailman under the stairs....
Max found the cop...
Kill count is now 7


Reporter came out to find out what was going on outside.... another dead cop in his car
Kill Count is now 8

This is one crazy dog. There is no escaping him.

They even flipped the damn car with the dog halfway through the windsheild... and he gets up and walks away. Which animals genetic code allowed him to do that?

The way this dog is running through ventilation ducts and vents, then zipping around the dark room the way he was, I think they spliced some Aliens DNA into this dog too.

The Kill Count is now up to 9 (the Scientist Guy), but I have to give credit to the new Puppy on this one, with the dying assist by Max.


Max knocked him through an upstairs window as the scientist shot Max with a Shotgun, the scientist landed on a metal cage... the puppy, who has a thing for plugs, plugged something in that electrocuted the scientist till he was dead.

Max = 8
Puppy = 1
Total Kill Count = 9

But Max shall live on through his children since Lassie just had a litter.

I hope they name him Cujo
The End

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« Reply #689 on: October 17, 2011, 03:37:25 PM »
I laughed at the Morari joke.

haha, I just added that joke in right now when posting this super long MFT.
I did the whole thing late last night while i was up copying some discs for a friend, so a lot of editing needed to be done. That gave room for lots of extra commentary as I read through the whole thing. That extra joke was one of them.

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« Reply #690 on: October 17, 2011, 05:45:35 PM »
"I'm looking for a movie with no plot, no character development, violence only."

FINAL DESTINATION!

This is the 4th movie, "The Final Destination" ... it's also the first one in 3D, so a lot of stuff flies at you. At least it's better than Journey to the Center of the Earth, **** that movie.

Like I said, there's about zero plot. It's basically 90 minutes of people dying in almost cartoonish accidents. Just like the first three. I heard the 5th one actually goes somewhere, but I haven't seen it!

These jerks go to the race:


The one kid has a vision of everyone there dying a gruesome, improbable death! So they GTFO. But I guess the way things work, they're fated to die anyway.


lol


The redneck somehow sets himself on fire and drags himself down the street with his own towtruck. It's hard not to laugh.


The roflcopter has landed.


BLEAOUGHRARHLF


Anyway, a while ago I got some video editing software and reworked the soundtrack for the zaniest scene in the movie. The youtube copyright sniffer blew it up when I tried to upload it, but fortunately for you I just hurfed it up here:

http://www.montanacatnip.com/ty/tfd4.wmv
 
Enjoy!

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« Reply #691 on: October 18, 2011, 06:34:43 PM »
That music made that scene that much better.

[applaud] (as if I haven't given you enough already ;))

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« Reply #692 on: October 18, 2011, 06:46:23 PM »
Wow Super. You out did yourself. It's strange how that music could be both funny and intense at the same time.
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« Reply #693 on: October 18, 2011, 08:07:50 PM »
You know, I saw it in the theater when it came out and that music popped into my head the minute that scene started. It was just too goofy.

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« Reply #694 on: October 18, 2011, 08:51:52 PM »
goddamn thats inspirational Super, maybe I should have a jazz band for "Fungus"
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« Reply #695 on: October 18, 2011, 09:08:47 PM »
Besides the awesome music guess what I found the funnest? A full movie theater. Never, ever have I ever seen a full one, ever, outside of the movies.

I kept wondering why he couldn't pull her up. He didn't seem excessively weak nor the chick heavy(Good waste of a Redhead). It must have been the fact he was on fire the whole time or something. That elevation scene made no sense. Why is she throwing up blood when it was her foot that got crushed. Why does that thing still have power? Why didn't it seize up with chucks of it's own stairs?

I guess some body looked up "Korean Fane Death".

Damn thing is that it TFD would be a cartoon if it wasn't people dying. Also while I tend not to watch horror movies.
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« Reply #696 on: October 18, 2011, 09:22:36 PM »
I love horror movies because most of them are so bad and unbelievable.

I sift through Netflix, and it's hard to find a Horror movie rated above 3 stars with the most common being 2-2.5. The characters are usually unrealistic, they usually make repeatedly dumb decisions & always make stupid mistakes.

I want to make a horror movie about a group of early 20's who also love these horror movies and start off talking about the same things I just mentioned above. Your smarter than average group of stimulant addicted, sex craved youth who then find themselves in a very similar situation to the ones they've been criticizing the whole time, only to find out that they end up doing alot of the same **** in a high stress, life or death, no time to think scenario. It would sort of be a self-aware parody in the way that the original Scream trilogy was.

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« Reply #697 on: October 18, 2011, 09:30:54 PM »
iv seen a full one, Harry Potter movies, transformers 1, the dark knight, Terminator 2, and Revenge of the Sith..there was a gigantic line for Revenge of the Sith, also Revenge of the Sith they let us in like 45 minutes early, and then I got to test out DS pictochat. Of course Oohboy your in NZ and the population is like the least dense of any place. So yeah.
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« Reply #698 on: October 18, 2011, 10:18:05 PM »
I love horror movies because most of them are so bad and unbelievable.

I sift through Netflix, and it's hard to find a Horror movie rated above 3 stars with the most common being 2-2.5. The characters are usually unrealistic, they usually make repeatedly dumb decisions & always make stupid mistakes.

I want to make a horror movie about a group of early 20's who also love these horror movies and start off talking about the same things I just mentioned above. Your smarter than average group of stimulant addicted, sex craved youth who then find themselves in a very similar situation to the ones they've been criticizing the whole time, only to find out that they end up doing alot of the same **** in a high stress, life or death, no time to think scenario. It would sort of be a self-aware parody in the way that the original Scream trilogy was.

That sounds great, except I think they shouldn't retread movie cliches and instead succeed against their foes so it's more like a Home Alone thing.
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« Reply #699 on: October 18, 2011, 10:23:00 PM »
iv thought about that, sometime my friends would be driving around and we'd joke "this is how horror movies start"
especially Evil Dead
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