Author Topic: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD. (Read 348501 times)

Ceric · « **Reply #450 on:** September 22, 2014, 04:34:42 PM »

Didn't they already Remake Total Recall?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #451 on:** September 23, 2014, 07:13:52 PM »

Did it star Ahnold? if not, then nope. never happened. You are imagining things.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #452 on:** September 24, 2014, 12:28:47 AM »

You Won’t Get Through Airport Security With 58 Bricks Of Pot, 2 Guns And 350 Rounds Of Ammo, FYI

Damnit, now how am I supposed to spend my Thanksgiving weekend.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #453 on:** September 24, 2014, 01:40:11 AM »

The chick with three boobs was lying.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/tampa-woman-says-she-has-three-breasts-despite-evidence-to-the-contrary/2199074

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #454 on:** September 24, 2014, 01:52:57 AM »

That's the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism this world needs right now.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #455 on:** September 24, 2014, 07:59:31 AM »

Someone's winning the Edward R. Murrow award.

nickmitch · « **Reply #456 on:** September 24, 2014, 11:18:14 PM »

Quote from: pokepal148 on September 24, 2014, 12:28:47 AM

You Won’t Get Through Airport Security With 58 Bricks Of Pot, 2 Guns And 350 Rounds Of Ammo, FYI

Damnit, now how am I supposed to spend my Thanksgiving weekend.

Seriously, everyone should check out the TSA Blog. You won't believe the **** people think they can just carry on a fucking airplane. One person had a knife that was shaped like a gun and came with bullets that were also knives.

Fun drinking game: see how many loaded firearms are found in your local airport each week, then remember that these people are all around you.

It's also got some good travel tips, in case you have any questions.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #457 on:** October 06, 2014, 02:05:54 AM »

Looking for a gift that keeps on giving? Can't decide on what to give your significant other for Xmas, Valentines, Birthday, or Anniversary?

Has she ever asked "can you go deeper?" and the only response you had was "but that's all I got...

"

Have you ever whipped it out for the first time, and she gave you that "awww, it's so cute" look.

Have you even had a drunk hookup, and she asked you to tell her when it was in, but it's been in for several minutes now...

Well, worry no more!!!
Now you too (or your S.O.) can be "black" below the waist.
#whitepeopleproblems

Lab-grown penises ready for testing on men
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/labgrown-penises-ready-for-testing-on-men/story-fnet0gt3-1227080894867

SCIENCE, **** YEAH!!!

nickmitch · « **Reply #458 on:** October 06, 2014, 10:40:13 PM »

Shouldn't they be tested on women first?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #459 on:** October 07, 2014, 01:05:07 AM »

They are next. Phase 2 of the test trials.

Taste, texture, durability.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #460 on:** December 06, 2014, 10:58:53 PM »

holy crap the management for silk road 2 was a bunch of idiots.

oohhboy · « **Reply #461 on:** December 07, 2014, 03:32:47 PM »

Almost retarded enough to argue diminished capacity. He was doing all the heavy lifting for the cops.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #462 on:** December 09, 2014, 06:42:02 PM »

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6295396?utm_hp_ref=politics

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Detainees were subjected to "rectal feeding," a process by which food is pumped into the anus...

Oh my fucking God...

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #463 on:** December 09, 2014, 07:08:07 PM »

Quote from: pokepal148 on December 09, 2014, 06:42:02 PM

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6295396?utm_hp_ref=politics

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Detainees were subjected to "rectal feeding," a process by which food is pumped into the anus...

Oh my fucking God...

no taste, more filling...?

oohhboy · « **Reply #464 on:** December 09, 2014, 07:19:26 PM »

As fucked up as this is, it is even more fucked up no one will go to jail for this and it is still happening. I always said Jack Bauer was a **** interrogator.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #465 on:** December 22, 2014, 06:58:15 PM »

New product in French news. and they should totally hire me to market this as I just came up with the perfect name for it.

I dub thee the "SCENTANAL ©*" (pronounced like sentinel)
http://www.quoidenews.fr/2014/05/05/invention-fini-les-pets-bruyants-et-malodorants-grace-a-ce-silencieux-pour-anus/

Quote from: translated

Invention: no more noisy and smelly farts with this silencer anus

We grant you, the title has something to smile ... But its inventor, it is an invention that will revolutionize the world!

When we fired up the skin around the anus vibrate, which vibrates the air and therefore produces a sound. This sound can be more or less serious: the more anal muscles are tense, the more the anus vibrate faster and the sound is acute.

To put an end to all that, a Chinese from Wuhan has developed a small object that can make your farts silent and odorless.

How does it work?

Nothing more simple, just insert a plastic tube with a scented cotton in your back. When you fart, gas will be directly expelled from the tube, avoiding to vibrate the skin around your anus. scented cotton, he will allow to filter and mask the smell ...

*copyright pending.

Stogi · « **Reply #466 on:** December 23, 2014, 12:02:58 AM »

This is a dupe tube. We made it to smoke weed nonchalantly. They just made it for your butt. Except now , there is no way to be incognito.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #467 on:** January 31, 2015, 01:34:14 AM »

A boy of 12 who terrorised a neighbourhood with his appalling behaviour bragged he was being hauled to court for ‘anty soshal behavuare’.

Justin Carley destroyed the lives of residents by abusing and threatening them in the street, hurling dog dirt, kicking his football against parked cars, and throwing stones at windows.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931590/Asbo-schoolboy-12-boasted-Facebook-court-anty-soshal-behavuare.html#ixzz3QNLBGShu

ObbyDent · « **Reply #468 on:** January 31, 2015, 12:55:35 PM »

He looks like that Mad kid

King of Twitch · « **Reply #469 on:** January 31, 2015, 02:09:53 PM »

http://www.republica.com/republica-insolita/2015/01/23/edible-anuses/

nsfw, might even be nsfNWR. sorry in advance.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #470 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:33:44 PM »

Today's Random WTF of the Day....

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2015/02/fan-has-nose-cut-off-face-tattooed-so-hell-look-like-red-skull/

for those that didn't read it in the link name. Some dude tattoos his face and eyes, gets under the skin implants and then cuts off part of his nose so that he looks more like the Red Skull. Well, he looks more like a demon from the 4th circle of hell, but close enough.
Pics are at the link.

p.s. This guy is married with at least 1 child as well.... that is going to be awkward and traumatizing for the kid, his friends, and all their parents.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #471 on:** February 07, 2015, 02:35:34 PM »

Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards

The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy

Can't believe how some of them ended up getting caught (read the whole thing).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/11397583/Mass-escape-from-Brazilian-prison-after-women-seduce-guards.html

pokepal148 · « **Reply #472 on:** February 09, 2015, 01:02:38 AM »

MAN GOES TO JAIL FOR PULLING A BANANA ON POLICE

Now that's what I call slipping up.

oohhboy · « **Reply #473 on:** February 11, 2015, 09:31:31 AM »

Peter Molyneux is again found full of ****, no one surprised.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #474 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:34:22 PM »

Baby born pregnant with twins.... WTF!?
http://www.livescience.com/49766-baby-pregnant-twins.html

Are condoms necessary when banging a pregnant chick!? Click the link to find out more

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During surgery, which was done when the girl was about 3 weeks old, the surgeons discovered two fetuses between her liver and her kidney.

One fetus weighed 0.3 ounces (9.3 grams) and the other 0.5 ounces (14.2 grams) — corresponding to about 8 and 10 weeks' gestation, the case report said.

Each of the babies had an umbilical cord that linked to a placenta-like mass in the girl's belly.

The baby girl was obviously too young to have conceived the fetuses herself.

no. not if your concern is impregnating the already pregnant. can't be done. This baby actually absorbed it's other twins and they just didn't completely fade away. But this **** is still weird.

News:

Author Topic: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD. (Read 348501 times)