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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #301 on: June 02, 2010, 12:40:44 AM »
WTF? os right! Jeeze that thing is deep! Is the GOOOOOOOOOOOLD down there?
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« Reply #302 on: June 02, 2010, 01:03:31 AM »
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« Reply #303 on: June 02, 2010, 01:04:43 AM »
Nowhere is safe.  Talk to your local geologist or geotechnical engineeer today
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #304 on: June 02, 2010, 01:21:03 AM »
I wonder if you can buy insurance for that?

Insurance Companies don't insure land and only insure the building since if something usually happens the land is still there, but what happens when it isn't?

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #305 on: June 02, 2010, 10:59:16 AM »
The thing that appalls me is that it is too round for some random act of geological nature... *shakes fist* damn you Moleman.

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« Reply #306 on: June 02, 2010, 02:23:08 PM »
The thing that appalls me is that it is too round for some random act of geological nature... *shakes fist* damn you Moleman.

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« Reply #307 on: June 02, 2010, 06:37:48 PM »
Hmmmmm.....

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant
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An American  woman claims she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno.

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno.

3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.

You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know.

Movie are just getting too real nowadays.....

But he must really wanna hold on to something if he believes that she got pregnant from watching a movie.... (she didn't say what she was doing while watching that movie... like sleeping with a black man).

but I also have to question how real this story is.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #308 on: June 02, 2010, 08:14:19 PM »
No way is any man this stupid.

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« Reply #309 on: June 02, 2010, 10:53:57 PM »

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« Reply #310 on: June 02, 2010, 11:53:28 PM »
does that topic fall under gun control or birth control?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #311 on: June 03, 2010, 02:32:46 AM »
does that topic fall under gun control or birth control?

It's a good argument for less gun control, when you think about it.
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« Reply #312 on: June 03, 2010, 10:39:11 AM »
does that topic fall under gun control or birth control?

Idiocracy Prevention Initiative
It's a little bit of both

Putting the guns into the hands of the right people who will control the births of more like them.

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« Reply #313 on: June 03, 2010, 11:05:15 AM »
I've ruined the career of many a young adult film actress from watching them in 3d.

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« Reply #314 on: June 03, 2010, 12:18:48 PM »
Wipe off that 3D screen of yours.
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« Reply #315 on: June 03, 2010, 02:50:31 PM »
Can't, I fall asleep right after
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« Reply #316 on: June 03, 2010, 03:50:22 PM »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #317 on: June 03, 2010, 03:54:51 PM »
Can't, I fall asleep right after

I've invented a product just for you.

TVshield wipers, for those times when you just wanna fall asleep right afterwards.
it's an As Seen On TV product
made specifically for the 3D porn viewing audience.

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« Reply #318 on: June 03, 2010, 06:31:57 PM »
Can't, I fall asleep right after

I've invented a product just for you.

TVshield wipers, for those times when you just wanna fall asleep right afterwards.
it's an As Seen On TV product
made specifically for the 3D porn viewing audience.

Will it help prevent women like that army wife getting pregnant? Make sure it is made with latex and coated with spermicide or something.
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« Reply #319 on: June 03, 2010, 06:36:44 PM »
That would be the Latex Screen Protector that does come with a spermicide version.

She's lucky that she only got pregnant


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« Reply #320 on: June 03, 2010, 06:40:31 PM »
Maybe she was in that unlucky .01%

At least today you have technology to blame infidelity on. Back in the day this person would have blamed it on succubus, Greek gods or angels. Isn't progress great? Now those poor succubus won't get blamed for all of these illegitimate births.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #321 on: June 03, 2010, 06:48:20 PM »
Maybe she was in that unlucky .01%

At least today you have technology to blame infidelity on. Back in the day this person would have blamed it on succubus, Greek gods or angels. Isn't progress great? Now those poor succubus won't get blamed for all of these illegitimate births.

Incubus.  Or are you confused on how all this works, too?  ;)

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« Reply #322 on: June 04, 2010, 12:00:31 AM »
succubus on female action would be hot though
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« Reply #323 on: August 05, 2010, 07:56:50 PM »
Breaking News: Kirby is now a Pokemon and a Cat (see: url)
Chris Brown spotted wearing A Pokemon Cat necklace that he just happened to name Kirby

caption: Desperately seeking attention: Chris Brown wears a Pokemon  necklace as he leaves Barney's New York in Beverly Hills
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The attention-seeking R & B star seems desperate to attract publicity through any means possible.
Yesterday he stepped out wearing an oversized gold chain, on which hung a Pokemon medallion.

Brown had a wide smile on his face, perhaps laughing at the silliness of his accessory.
He teamed the cat necklace with a striped shirt as he shopped in Beverly Hills with a friend.

Cat's out of the bag people, Chris Brown is now beating Rihanna Nintendo the the reveal of new Pokemon. Now all that is left to be revealed is whether Kirby (who was last seen in SSB Brawl - a game focused on using your character to beat up other famous characters) will be featured in Black or White, but using Chris Brown as a clue.... I'm gonna guess Black
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« Reply #324 on: December 12, 2010, 09:36:42 PM »
NEW SCHOOL GIMMICK: Pull Up Yo Pants Or Get "Urkeled"
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Westside Middle School in Memphis discourages saggy pants with the help of '90s sitcom star "Steve Urkel"
If kids wear saggy pants, teachers "Urkelize" them by hiking up students' pants and fastening them with twist ties
The initiative has drastically cut the number of students who wear saggy pants or no belt

(Memphis, TN 12/06/2010) Steve Urkel, the lovable nerd in the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is the inspiration for smart dressing at Westside Middle School in Memphis.

At a time when kids parade through town and school with pants hanging well below their rear ends, Westside Principal Bobby White helped create a new gimmick to get them to pull up their pants.

"I'm old school with new ideas," White said.

The idea is called "The Urkel Initiative."

Students who wear their pants too low or don't wear a belt get "Urkelized."

It means a staff member hikes up students' pants and keeps them hiked up with twist ties.

When the initiative started weeks ago, 75-80 students a day were getting "Urkelized," now you'll see four or five.

Staff members get a trophy for "Urkelizing" the most students.

"What we wanted to do with our changing of the culture was to think of something that would stick with them, but not make it seem like they were being punished, and add a little humor all at the same time," White said.