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Offline stevey

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #275 on: May 02, 2010, 12:38:30 AM »
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The Month of May is WTF!!? Newz Month!!
« Reply #276 on: May 02, 2010, 12:44:43 AM »
We should make a little game out of this thread.

May shall be the start of WTF!!? News Month.

We shall see who can find and post the craziest, stupidest, weirdest and most WTF!? news stories that happen in the month of May 2010.

Then we can vote on who had the most f'd up news stories (of certain categories?) for the entire month.

The game starts a the story 2 post above this one. The bar has been set, who can set it the highest?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #277 on: May 02, 2010, 11:22:36 PM »
If we all go to FARK though, it wouldn't be much of a challenge.

But whatever, even prisoners need some R&R.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #278 on: May 02, 2010, 11:36:00 PM »
in court : "i would like the public aware that ive commited a crime in Norway far more severe than here in the U.S, and if possible they could extradite my sentence"

"but sir there is no record of you going to Norway"

"that is why it is such a devious crime"
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #279 on: May 03, 2010, 11:03:09 PM »
Man marries his dying cat

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Postal worker Uwe Mitzscherlich   decided to marry his 15-year-old black and white cat Cecilia because she may not have long to   live, daily Bild reported on   Monday.
 
  “Cecilia has such a trusting nature,” Mitzscherlich told the paper.   â€śBetween us there is an inner bond, a harmony of hearts – it’s unique.”
 
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #280 on: May 03, 2010, 11:19:29 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7093422.stm

this man had 100 problems including being married to a bitch.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #281 on: May 05, 2010, 05:42:18 PM »
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #282 on: May 05, 2010, 06:49:30 PM »
If the commercials have taught me anything that's that Macs are more attractive and have better personalities than PCs.  Why would they need a dating site?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #283 on: May 05, 2010, 07:05:44 PM »
Because people that are too attractive and aware of it usually have some sort of superiority complex that makes their "better" personality come off as snobby and there fore no one wants to socialize with them.

Now they need a place where they can all be pretentious pricks to each other and not bug the rest of us.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #284 on: May 05, 2010, 07:12:31 PM »
No, it's because dedicated Mac users are so few and far between that their home ranges don't often overlap.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #286 on: May 07, 2010, 11:20:29 PM »
Lord Jesus Christ nailed at crosswalk

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NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police   Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at   Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.
 
  Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said   Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.
 
  Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for   treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was   treated at the hospital and then released.
 
  Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street   when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.
 
  Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino   said.
 
  Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and   confirmed it was his legal name.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #287 on: May 23, 2010, 04:37:54 AM »

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #288 on: May 23, 2010, 06:14:58 PM »
i dont have a Vagina, but vodka tampons sound like the worst idea ever.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #289 on: May 23, 2010, 06:53:39 PM »
Think about it this way, according to the doctors on the linked page, it'll destroy the vagina, so chics dumb enough to do that won't reproduce.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #290 on: May 24, 2010, 10:54:33 PM »
Think about it this way, according to the doctors on the linked page, it'll destroy the vagina, so chics dumb enough to do that won't reproduce.

but will sex with one of these dummies result in the male being unable to reproduce? cuz we sure do need a lot less morons having kids in this world..
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #291 on: May 25, 2010, 12:28:02 AM »
No, but anyone who is banging one of those chicks is likely raping her. So, maybe you cans send him to jail?
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #293 on: May 28, 2010, 07:18:26 PM »
Time to buy a taser...

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #294 on: May 28, 2010, 09:28:45 PM »
Time to buy a taser...

Now I know why Mop it up carries one all the time.
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #295 on: May 28, 2010, 09:38:33 PM »
I think she carries one for completely different reasons, and I wouldn't blame her for it.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #296 on: May 28, 2010, 09:46:17 PM »
I think she carries one for completely different reasons, and I wouldn't blame her for it.

Reason #1 - self defence

Reason #2 - threaten and abuse Maxi and I

Reason #3 - stop people from throwing fecal matter on her at the atm
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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #297 on: May 28, 2010, 10:20:31 PM »
Tasers won't clean that **** up.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #298 on: May 28, 2010, 11:29:08 PM »
Tasers won't clean that **** up.

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True, but it could help them refill the container when they're running low.

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Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.
« Reply #299 on: May 29, 2010, 01:24:23 AM »
Tasers won't clean that **** up.

Keepin' it real

True, but it could help them refill the container when they're running low.

That's the spirit.